The Complete Works of William Shakespeare In Plain and Simple English (Translated)

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by William Shakespeare


  Is this victory?

  Oh all you gods, where is your mercy?

  If it wasn't for the fact that you have decreed it,

  and ordered me to live to make happy this friendless

  miserable prince, who has taken from himself

  a life more worthy than all woman combined,

  I would wish to die as well.

  HIPPOLYTA

  Infinite pity

  That four such eyes should be so fix’d on one

  That two must needs be blind for’t!

  It's a horrible shame

  that four eyes like these should have chosen to look at one woman,

  so that two of them had to be blinded to settle it!

  THESEUS

  So it is.

  Indeed it is.

  Flourish. Exeunt

  A place near the Lists. A block prepared.

  (Palamon, Three Knights, Jailer, Executioner, Guard, Second Messenger, Pirithous, Theseus, Hippolyta, Emilia, Arcite)

  A block ready. Enter Palamon and his Knights pinion’d, Jailer, Executioner, etc., Guard.

  PALAMON

  There’s many a man alive that hath outliv’d

  The love o’ th’ people, yea, i’ th’ self-same state

  Stands many a father with his child. Some comfort

  We have by so considering: we expire,

  And not without men’s pity; to live still,

  Have their good wishes; we prevent

  The loathsome misery of age, beguile

  The gout and rheum, that in lag hours attend

  For grey approachers; we come towards the gods

  Young and unwapper’d, not halting under crimes

  Many and stale. That sure shall please the gods

  Sooner than such, to give us nectar with ’em,

  For we are more clear spirits. My dear kinsmen,

  Whose lives (for this poor comfort) are laid down,

  You have sold ’em too too cheap.

  There are many men alive who have outlived

  the love of the people, and many fathers

  outlive the love of their children. This is

  a comforting thought: we are dying

  with men pitying us; if we lived,

  we should have their good wishes; we're avoiding

  the horrible misery of growing old, cheat the

  gout and rheumatism that attack greybeards

  in later life; we approach the gods

  young and still fresh, not limping under the burden

  of numerous ancient crimes. The gods are bound to

  prefer us to that type, to let us drink nectar with them,

  for we are the purer spirits. My dear kinsmen,

  whose lives are being sacrificed for this poor comfort,

  you have sold them far too cheap.

  FIRST KNIGHT

  What ending could be

  Of more content? O’er us the victors have

  Fortune, whose title is as momentary

  As to us death is certain. A grain of honor

  They not o’erweigh us.

  What happier ending could

  we have? The ones who triumphed over us

  had luck, which is as ephemeral as

  our death is certain. They do not outweigh us

  in honour by an ounce.

  SECOND KNIGHT

  Let us bid farewell;

  And with our patience anger tott’ring Fortune,

  Who at her certain’st reels.

  Let us say goodbye;

  and let our stoicism anger wavering fortune,

  who is shaky at her firmest.

  THIRD KNIGHT

  Come! Who begins?

  Come! Who shall go first?

  PALAMON

  Ev’n he that led you to this banquet shall

  Taste to you all.

  To the Jailer.

  Ah ha, my friend, my friend,

  Your gentle daughter gave me freedom once;

  You’ll see’t done now forever. Pray how does she?

  I heard she was not well; her kind of ill

  Gave me some sorrow.

  The one who brought you to this banquet shall

  taste the food for you all.

  [To the jailer]

  Aha, my friend, my friend,

  your sweet daughter gave me my freedom once;

  now you'll give it to me for eternity. Tell me, how is she?

  I heard she was not well; for her to be ill

  made me sad.

  JAILER

  Sir, she’s well restor’d,

  And to be married shortly.

  Sir, she's back in good health,

  and will be married shortly.

  PALAMON

  By my short life,

  I am most glad on’t. ’Tis the latest thing

  I shall be glad of, prithee tell her so.

  Commend me to her, and to piece her portion

  Tender her this.

  I swear by my short life,

  that makes me very happy. It's the last thing

  I shall be happy about, please tell her so.

  Remember me to her, and give her this

  as a dowry.

  Gives purse.

  FIRST KNIGHT

  Nay, let’s be offerers all.

  Let's all put in for this.

  SECOND KNIGHT

  Is it a maid?

  Is she a good girl?

  PALAMON

  Verily I think so,

  A right good creature, more to me deserving

  Than I can quite or speak of.

  I certainly think so,

  a very fine creature, whom I owe more

  than I can repay or describe.

  ALL THREE KNIGHTS

  Commend us to her.

  Remember us to her.

  They give their purses.

  JAILER

  The gods requite you all, and make her thankful!

  May the gods repay you all, and make her grateful!

  PALAMON

  Adieu; and let my life be now as short

  As my leave-taking.

  Goodbye; and now let my life be as short

  as the time it takes to leave.

  Lies on the block.

  THIRD KNIGHT

  Lead, courageous cousin.

  Lead on, brave cousin.

  BOTH FIRST KNIGHT AND SECOND KNIGHT

  We’ll follow cheerfully.

  We shall gladly follow.

  A great noise within crying “Run! Save! Hold!”

  Enter in haste a Messenger.

  2. MESSENGER

  Hold, hold! O, hold, hold, hold!

  Wait, wait! Oh, wait, wait, wait!

  Enter Pirithous in haste.

  PIRITHOUS

  Hold ho! It is a cursed haste you made

  If you have done so quickly. Noble Palamon,

  The gods will show their glory in a life

  That thou art yet to lead.

  Wait there! Your haste will be cursed

  if you finish the job so quickly. Noble Palamon,

  the gods will show their glory in

  your future life.

  PALAMON

  Can that be, when

  Venus I have said is false? How do things fare?

  How can that be, when

  what Venus has said is false? What's going on?

  PIRITHOUS

  Arise, great sir, and give the tidings ear

  Palamon rises.

  That are most dearly sweet and bitter.

  Arise, great Sir, and listen to the news

  that is both wonderful and bitter.

  PALAMON

  What

  Hath wak’d us from our dream?

  What

  has woken us from our dream?

  PIRITHOUS

  List then: your cousin,

  Mounted upon a steed that Emily

  Did first bestow on him—a black one, owing

  Not a hair-worth of white, w
hich some will say

  Weakens his price, and many will not buy

  His goodness with this note; which superstition

  Here finds allowance—on this horse is Arcite

  Trotting the stones of Athens, which the calkins

  Did rather tell than trample; for the horse

  Would make his length a mile, if’t pleas’d his rider

  To put pride in him. As he thus went counting

  The flinty pavement, dancing as ’twere to th’ music

  His own hoofs made (for as they say from iron

  Came music’s origin), what envious flint,

  Cold as old Saturn, and like him possess’d

  With fire malevolent, darted a spark,

  Or what fierce sulphur else, to this end made,

  I comment not—the hot horse, hot as fire,

  Took toy at this, and fell to what disorder

  His power could give his will, bounds, comes on end,

  Forgets school-doing, being therein train’d,

  And of kind manage; pig-like he whines

  At the sharp rowel, which he frets at rather

  Than any jot obeys; seeks all foul means

  Of boist’rous and rough jad’ry, to disseat

  His lord that kept it bravely. When nought serv’d,

  When neither curb would crack, girth break, nor diff’ring plunges

  Disroot his rider whence he grew, but that

  He kept him ’tween his legs, on his hind hoofs

  On end he stands,

  That Arcite’s legs, being higher than his head,

  Seem’d with strange art to hang. His victor’s wreath

  Even then fell off his head; and presently

  Backward the jade comes o’er, and his full poise

  Becomes the rider’s load. Yet is he living,

  But such a vessel ’tis that floats but for

  The surge that next approaches. He much desires

  To have some speech with you. Lo he appears.

  Listen then: your cousin,

  riding a horse that Emily

  had given him–a black one, without

  a single white hair, which some would say

  makes it less valuable, and many wouldn't accept

  his goodness because of it; this superstition

  is confirmed by this–on this horse Arcite

  was riding through Athens, its hooves

  just touching stones rather than trampling them, for the horse

  could stride a mile in a pace, if his rider was prepared

  to put trust in him. As he went forward over

  the stony pavement, as if he were dancing to the music

  his own hooves made (for they say that music

  originates in iron), some malevolent flint,

  as cold as old Saturn, and like him filled

  with evil fire, made a spark,

  or some other piece of hellfire caused it,

  I can't say–the passionate horse, passionate as fire,

  shied at this, and became as out-of-control

  as his power would allow, leaping, bucking,

  forgetting his schooling, as he had been trained,

  becoming unmanageable; he whined like a pig

  at the feel of the spurs, which made him worse

  rather than making him obey; he tried all the dirty ways

  of rowdy and rough horses, to throw off

  his lord, who stuck bravely to the saddle. When nothing worked,

  when the bit wouldn't crack, the girth break, and the

  different leaps couldn't throw off his rider, who

  still stayed in the saddle, he stood up

  on his hind hoofs,

  so that Arcite's legs, being higher than his head,

  seemed to hang as if by magic. His victor's wreath

  fell off his head; and at once

  the horse fell over backwards, and his full weight

  landed on the rider. He is still alive,

  but only like a ship that still floats until

  the next wave comes. He very much wants

  to talk with you. Look, here he comes.

  Enter Theseus, Hippolyta, Emilia, Arcite in a chair.

  PALAMON

  O miserable end of our alliance!

  The gods are mighty, Arcite. If thy heart,

  Thy worthy, manly heart, be yet unbroken,

  Give me thy last words; I am Palamon,

  One that yet loves thee dying.

  What a miserable end to our friendship!

  The gods are mighty, Arcite. If your heart,

  your worthy, manly heart, be still working,

  give me your last words; I am Palamon,

  one who loves you still even in death.

  ARCITE

  Take Emilia,

  And with her all the world’s joy. Reach thy hand;

  Farewell. I have told my last hour; I was false,

  Yet never treacherous. Forgive me, cousin.

  One kiss from fair Emilia.—’Tis done.

  Take her. I die.

  Take Emilia,

  and with her all the happiness in the world. Give me your hand;

  Farewell. I have seen my last hour; I was wrong,

  but never treacherous. Forgive me, cousin.

  One kiss from lovely Emilia.–It's done.

  Take her. I'm dying.

  Dies.

  PALAMON

  Thy brave soul seek Elysium!

  May your brave soul find Elysium!

  EMILIA

  I’ll close thine eyes, prince; blessed souls be with thee!

  Thou art a right good man, and while I live,

  This day I give to tears.

  I'll close your eyes, prince; may you go to the blessed souls!

  You are truly a good man, and for my whole life

  I will commemorate this day with tears.

  PALAMON

  And I to honor.

  And I with honour.

  THESEUS

  In this place first you fought; ev’n very here

  I sund’red you. Acknowledge to the gods

  Our thanks that you are living.

  His part is play’d, and though it were too short,

  He did it well; your day is length’ned, and

  The blissful dew of heaven does arrouse you.

  The powerful Venus well hath grac’d her altar,

  And given you your love. Our master Mars

  Hath vouch’d his oracle, and to Arcite gave

  The grace of the contention So the deities

  Have show’d due justice.—Bear this hence.

  This is where you first fought; the very place

  where I parted you. Give the gods

  thanks that you are alive.

  He's played his part, and though it was too short,

  he did it well; your time has been extended, and

  the blessed dew of heaven falls on you.

  Powerful Venus has shone her light on her altar

  and given you your love. Our master Mars

  has fulfilled his promise, and given Arcite

  the victory. So the gods

  have shown fair justice.–Carry this away.

  Arcite is carried out.

  PALAMON

  O cousin,

  That we should things desire which do cost us

  The loss of our desire! That nought could buy

  Dear love but loss of dear love!

  O cousin,

  why did we have to desire things which cost us

  things we desired! Why could nothing buy

  dear love except for losing dear love!

  THESEUS

  Never fortune

  Did play a subtler game. The conquer’d triumphs,

  The victor has the loss; yet in the passage

  The gods have been most equal. Palamon,

  Your kinsman hath confess’d the right o’ th’ lady

  Did lie in you, for you first saw her, and


  Even then proclaim’d your fancy. He restor’d her

  As your stol’n jewel, and desir’d your spirit

  To send him hence forgiven. The gods my justice

  Take from my hand, and they themselves become

  The executioners. Lead your lady off;

  And call your lovers from the stage of death,

  Whom I adopt my friends. A day or two

  Let us look sadly, and give grace unto

  The funeral of Arcite, in whose end

  The visages of bridegrooms we’ll put on

  And smile with Palamon; for whom an hour,

  But one hour since, I was as dearly sorry

  As glad of Arcite; and am now as glad

  As for him sorry. O you heavenly charmers,

  What things you make of us! For what we lack

  We laugh, for what we have are sorry, still

  Are children in some kind. Let us be thankful

  For that which is, and with you leave dispute

  That are above our question. Let’s go off,

  And bear us like the time.

  Fate never

  played a more cunning game. The loser wins,

  the winner loses; but the gods have still been

  perfectly fair. Palamon,

  your kinsman admitted that you had

  the rights to the lady, for you saw her first, and

  declared your love at the time. He gave her

  back to you as your stolen jewel, and asked you

  to send him away forgiven. The gods have taken

  my powers of justice out of my hand, and they have become

  the executioners themselves. Take your lady away;

  and call your followers off the scaffold,

  they are now my friends. Let us mourn

  for a day or two, and honour the

  funeral of Arcite, and at the end of that

  we'll assume the faces of bridegrooms

  and smile with Palamon; for whom

 

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