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by Storm Constantine


  “I drive a honeysucker, Mom.”

  Mrs Hoffman looked askance. “Well he doesn’t have to know that…”

  – and did she park that thing round the front again, and didn’t she know that people talked, and why couldn’t she be more like her brother who actually had ambition and studied at that C-U-N-Y, didn’t he know. Becker tried to shoot the kid a sympathetic look. It was the same song of disillusionment he’d heard from scores of misunderstood growers he’d given a home to over the years. Becker knew the key changes by heart.

  Danielle clanked down a mug of coffee on the table in front of him and stood there with arms folded.

  “You’ve been following me,” she said.

  “You’re not easy to track down, kid.” Becker smiled and indicated the seat cushion next to him. Standing there, she didn’t look like a Danielle to him, more like a Dani. Dani Hoffman. Now that suited her better, he thought. Dani didn’t sit down. “I don’t want you following me.” She shoved her hands in her pockets. “I don’t want you here.”

  “Very well.” Becker got up. “But imagine all this from my perspective. You show up, out of the blue, with an apple that looks like the bride of Frankenstein and tastes like heaven itself. I ask around after you, but none of the growers have seen you before. There’s no blog, no connections. Just the most beautiful piece of fruit I’ve ever tasted. You’d have to forgive me for wondering what the mystery is about.”

  The kid shrugged and shifted on her feet.

  “I just grow apples,” she said. “Mostly apples.”

  “Well,” said Becker. “Can I see them?”

  *

  It was rightly half a bedroom, a dry wall splitting the differences between Dani Hoffman and her brother – more than just age, going by the pounding bass shaking the dust. A single bed, floor stacked books – a copy of the Guide – topped with headphones, and a handful of bottles huddled from the maze of tubes that lined the walls; a complex of homemade pods lashed together with what looked like old guttering, myco-meal tubs and plastic ties. Here and there she’d stuck clippings, taped printouts of sunlit spruce and vast grasslands from the last of the gov-mandated reserves. Explosions of green shoots lined the pipe between feeders – old soda bottles, filled with what looked like high caffeine energy drink. A gamer’s basement ant farm.

  Becker nodded his appreciation. Of course, structure-wise, there was nothing to mark the kid out from the thousands of fresh-faced foodies he saw at the events, who dedicated precious inches of their cramped apartments to their obsession. Accomplished work for a self-build, certainly, but nothing as promising as what he’d tasted the other night.

  “You wanted to see the apples,” said Dani.

  Becker had missed the six pots underneath the hanging maze, each with its own dwarf apple tree.

  “That’s not real compost, of course.”

  The kid shook her head. “Leftovers, garbage mulch, solution. The usual.”

  She nodded at the wall. At this entire labyrinth of hydroponics she’d built from scratch, just to grow leaf mulch for the apples. Becker whistled.

  He bent down and smoothed one of the leaves between his fingers. More of the feeders were set into the soil of each apple tub, drip-feeding the trees. This had to be it. Cole’s ‘sniffer had come back with the usual traces from the apple fragments – a higher ammonia content than normal, yes – but it was a blunt instrument after all, only able to detect what it was tuned for. Gently, Becker twisted a bottle to get a better look at the label – a neat K, written in marker, and along the line M,S, N, C, and V. Potassium, Magnesium, Sulphur, Nitrogen, Carbon… V had Becker stumped, but he could check that one later.

  “So you’re experimenting with solutions,” Becker said. “That’s pretty cool. Have you read Aaron Goldstein’s blog? He’s affiliated with our collective. He does some really great stuff with blends, you two should meet. We’ll hook you up.”

  “Maybe,” said Dani.

  Becker bristled and straightened up. He’d just have to try another angle. The kid liked the direct approach, after all.

  Becker asked, “That apple you gave me the other night, which one was that from?”

  The kid hesitated, then pointed to the M. Becker lifted a branch to find a cluster of shabby grotesques, kin to the apple she had brought that night – then realised so too did every tree, right along the line.

  “What suspension are you using, anyway?” said Becker. “This looks more like energy drink than anything else.”

  At this, Dani Hoffman broke into a smile. She closed the bedroom door, and then went over to the detritus by the bed. Kicking aside a handful of plant syringes, she picked up one of the spare feeder bottles, already brimming. Dani unscrewed the top and held it out to Becker.

  He took a short sniff. “Holy shit,” he recoiled. It stunk like the composters on the street corners.

  “Have you been…pissing on your plants?” Becker said as Dani rocked with silent laughter. “Isn’t that kind of dangerous?”

  Dani shook her head. “I rigged our poster,” she said. She pointed to another mason bottle in the corner, another pile of tubes. “Changed up the strength.”

  “No burning.” Becker nodded. “But I don’t get it. I mean, you’re a driver, right? Rather than all this, wouldn’t it be simpler to just sort of skim the manure off your honeysucker, put that in with the mulch?”

  “That’s spoken for.” A shadow flickered across Dani’s face for a moment. “Security’s tight. Quotas, clearance checks, sensors.”

  “Right. I guess it mustn’t be the easiest job in this kind of neighbourhood,” said Becker. “I heard about this one guy, last month, got jumped while he was collecting. They got out with his entire truck, three building’s worth. Dropped him in the septic tank.”

  Too late, Becker cleared his throat, to make way for an apology, but she just shrugged.

  “That’s what happens when you get on the wrong side of them.”

  “The wrong side?”

  “You don’t cross pushers. You cross them, that’s what happens. Don’t antagonise them. Keep on their right side. Just keep your head down and get on with it.”

  “That’s what you do?”

  “They don’t bother me.” Dani had pulled her hood back up.

  Becker nodded. “I guess you have those new security guards they rolled out for you now, right?”

  “Something like that.”

  “Yeah. Can’t afford to lose anything, with the Regen projects out west. Like they say everyone’s gotta ‘do’ their bit,” he smirked.

  “Yeah.” muttered Dani.

  Becker tried to trace her gaze from behind that hood. In one corner, a bin sat stuffed with paper ready for mulching. On top, behind a flyer for last week’s faire, Becker could make out an array of hastily torn up letters, stamped with the logos of the bigger hypermarkets. The only ones who could afford their own land, regenerated at great expense. The land that sandwiched the meagre reserves, the ones that Dani Hoffman had plastered photos of in every space between the plastic tubes. Field apprenticeships were like gold dust. Rejection slips, not so much.

  He changed the subject. “So you’re a plumber too?”

  “Public convenience maintenance. Only advantage of the job.”

  “Wait,” said Becker. “You became a shitsucker just to rig all that up to your toilet?”

  “Why else would I get a job with GovSan?” Dani scoffed, possibly a touch too loud to Becker’s mind, flatteringly so.

  Becker stood back and took in the room again. Dedication, that was what he wanted from his growers. All this effort, this work – evidence of a sharp mind, sure. Life had thrown so many obstacles in her way – her upbringing, her environment, constant rejection – and Dani had just kept on pursuing her dream. But this wasn’t just dedication to a craft. More than that; she’d done whatever it had taken, just to get even a fraction closer to her goal. Even Becker had to admit that her single-mindedness was terrifying.


  And look at the results. Becker was standing in a stinking goldmine. The first collective that found her was going to make a mint.

  The Bow Boys weren’t going to know what had hit them.

  “Have you ever worked with full scale trees?” asked Becker.

  She laughed. “Who does?”

  “We do.”

  Becker watched the kid go back to tending the mulch plants, too nonchalantly.

  “It’s purely an experiment for now,” Becker continued, “trying to see if we can scale up some of our heirloom operations with grafts from miniatures. Maybe,” he ventured, “you should drop by some time, take a look.”

  Dani paused. She lifted an apple from one of the trees on the floor – the K solution one – and looked at it.

  “Maybe I could,” she said.

  Becker nodded. “Maybe I’ll see you tomorrow, then.”

  A voice hurled up from some elsewhere in the apartment. “Danielle, your friend’ll be here to take you to work soon.”

  She turned to him. “You better go.”

  *

  Becker closed the door behind him, and allowed himself a smile. He pulled out his phone and voice-dialled Cole. Not interested, he smirked to himself. And to think, he’d almost let the guy talk him out of coming over here.

  “Are you one of them foodie types? Growers?”

  Becker cancelled the call, to find Dani’s brother staring back at him behind swollen eyelids.

  “Do me a favour, yeah? Tell my sister to just stop growing that shitty dead food and grow some weed instead, man. That shit’s way too expensive these days. Even LSD’s cheaper now.”

  Becker raised an eyebrow. “I’ll bear that in mind.”

  “Do that, brah. Man cannot live by fruit alone, you know what I’m sayin’?”

  *

  “Well, he seemed nice.” Mrs Hoffman watched her daughter as she raided the kitchen cupboards.

  “Mm.”

  “Have you known each other long?”

  “Stop trying to set me up with people.”

  “Who’s setting you up?” Mrs Hoffman was innocence incarnate. “You seemed to be doing quite nicely on your own. Although maybe next time you let me wash that sweater first, eh?”

  “Mum, look.” Mrs Hoffman winced as the girl pulled her greasy hair into a fresh ponytail. “He’s not my boyfriend. He talks too much, asks too many questions. He shouldn’t have even come here. I had it all worked out and then he… ruined things.”

  “If you say so. You know, just because he makes the first move doesn’t mean it’s all ruined. Things don’t go the way you planned, doesn’t mean they can’t still work out. By the way, that package arrived for you.” Mrs Hoffman watched her daughter slide the package across the table, and leaned over as she started to open it.

  “Nothing to do with you.”

  “Right. I’m only your mother, Danielle.”

  “I told you not to call me that.” She kissed her on the cheek. “I’ll be back late. Don’t follow me out. Please.”

  Mrs Hoffman crossed her arms as she watched her daughter leave. “Well, you remember what I said about that sweater!”

  *

  It was just another 80 degree day in the city when Becker found Dani, hood still up, standing outside the Old Factory buildings.

  “Aren’t you kind of hot?”

  Dani shrugged. “Keeps the sun out of my face.”

  Becker had settled on highlights from the Gold tour for Dani’s visit; the promotional spiel that he gave personally to only the most I of the VIPs who saw the Collective’s base of operations – or the somewhat I, anyhow. There was a quick stop at what he called their ‘guests’, a carefully curated selection of companies he felt really got the Collective’s ethos and, naturally, understood that joining was in their best interests – the African chocolate warehouse, the handmade pasta company, the recycled paper press. He threw in a little history of the place, the machinery he’d insisted was left untouched from its former life as a soft drink factory. Of course, Dani remained unmoved, save the “oh” that slipped out as they swung by the old testing lab.

  Becker smiled to himself as they shuttered the near-antique freight elevator. This was just the preamble, of course. What he had lined up next was going to blow the kid right out of those scruffy buck store kicks.

  “Here’s where the magic happens,” said Becker, and dragged open the gate.

  They stepped into vast space – high cast-iron windows in original warehouse brick, casting motes down onto a complex of metal and ultraviolet lights. Grids of greenery ran at waist height and below in recycled artisanal structures, a collaboration with select designers and architects up-and-coming in the borough. A copse of inflatable ex-NASA airpods stood stalactite and stalagmite, lit by ultraviolet lanterns. A half amphitheatre of strawberry plants hung suspended several feet above a rack of pendulous corn. Along chrome pagodas and screens and looping runners, tubes stuffed with green were tended by the Collective’s hand-picked growers. Becker strolled on through. To the kid’s ant farm, this was a city of the future, gleaming clear, chrome and white.

  “We could have run it automatically, but we really wanted a hands-on approach here,” explained Becker. “You know Cole – his baby’s the space garden over there.”

  Cole shook Dani’s hand in his gloved one. “How are you? Welcome to HQ.”

  She stared at the floor. Becker guided the kid on, and away from his partner’s raised eyebrow.

  “You know Aimee Farelli from the Heirloom Vegan blog? That’s her people over there, working with the root veg. And we brought Goldstein on board a few months ago – he’s been doing some really exciting things in the medicine patch. You two want to chat?”

  The kid was the picture of indifference.

  “Maybe later, then. Ah. Now this I really want you to see.”

  A pair of water tanks rose up from the basement on either side of them. Flickering guppies darted between myriad twisted logs. They – people – rarely got it at first. Becker had to stop the kid from moving on, indicate upwards where the branching wood began to thicken. Becker watched realisation spread across Dani’s face as she took in the roots of a forest of fruit trees, then a canopy that stretched high into reclamation tents in warehouse’s vaulted ceiling.

  “This is literally the heart and lungs of our operations,” Becker elucidated. “The tank pretty much supplies the entire building, and we collect any water vapour from the trees up there. Plus we filter a lot of our emissions through the tents. It’s the cleanest point in the whole building. Pretty neat, huh?”

  Becker looked over at Dani. The kid couldn’t take her eyes off it. Everything was going perfectly. Becker went in for the kill.

  “If you were open to the idea,” he continued, “you could work right in the middle of this. See that island there? That’s where we try out our rarer varieties and heirlooms. Strictly the limited edition stuff, sort of our experimental stock. You could try out what you’re working on with some of our dwarves, and then scale up to grafts. You’d be working right here, in the oxygen factory. What do you think?”

  Dani wasn’t looking at the trees any more.

  “Are you okay?”

  She muttered she was fine, and that she just needed a minute, but it was bullshit, because ‘minute’ only had two syllables last time he checked. Becker watched Dani sink, back against the glass tank, ribs hefting like bellows and eyes screwed tight.

  Becker said, “Uh, do you want to get some air? Let’s go out on the roof.”

  *

  The metal door popped open like a seal, and the oxygen high of the factory’s insides gave way to something more steadying. Up here, far enough from choked smog and smouldering tarmac, the air reached a pleasant neutrality. Becker made sure the kid’s panic had eased off a little, before he walked out onto the roof. Afternoon sunshine glinted off a handful of drone deterrents, keeping watch for any birds or squirrels the cayenne pepper didn’t scare off. Over by the swee
tpeas, a couple of yellow-coated ‘Bees’ were brushing blossoms with fresh pollen. Becker told them to take ten, and went back to his prodigy.

  “Better, right? You had me worried for a moment there.”

  Dani was breathing deeply. Becker figured he might as well spiel while he was here.

  “We inherited this garden from the last people who owned this building,” he said, “and they inherited it from the original owners. It’s sort of a tradition.”

  But Dani wasn’t really listening. She was walking out amongst the spindles and plant pots, sniffing blossoms. This was nothing by the standard of city growers, just a handful of things you might have seen in allotments and roof gardens a few decades ago. She walked around the place slowly, quietly, like the penitent in a house of worship, muttering about soil under her breath.

  She stopped at a large raised bed that Becker kept planted with wild flowers.

  “Oh yeah,” said Becker. “I guess you’ve read that this is the last patch of open grass anywhere in the city now, what with the grower’s ordinance.”

  Dani hesitated by the edge of the box.

  “I’ll take it,” she said.

  Becker was caught off-guard. “Excuse me?”

  “The job you offered me.” Dani near-as strode over and reached out a hand. “I’ll take it.”

  Becker smiled widely.

  “Well, cool,” Becker took Dani’s hand and shook it. “Very cool. You know what? We should celebrate – with something appropriate, though. Maybe we should get some of the wine up here. We’ve got this great apple wine we made in collaboration with Asclepius a couple of years back…”

  Dani had reached into a pocket and pulled out a pair of apples.

  Becker laughed. “Perfect, why not?”

  Becker took one and raised it awkwardly up in the air.

  “To new creative partnerships.” He took a bite and said, chewing, “You know, I thought maybe you weren’t interested for a while there, but I think this could be a really interesting collaboration. I can’t wait to see what you and Adam come up with, truly. I think we could really give the East side a run for their money in a couple of seasons.”

 

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