by M. Pierce
"Lonely? You'll have your family."
"Not that kind of lonely."
"Ah." I could hear the smile in Matt's voice. "But there's no such thing as loneliness. There is only the idea of loneliness."
I blinked and sat up.
There is no such thing as loneliness. There is only the idea of loneliness.
"Matt, did you seriously just quote from Ten Thousand Nights?" I laughed. "Are you a Pierce fan?"
I heard a click, then silence.
"Matt?"
I frowned at my phone. He was gone. And it was close to 4:00 a.m. for me, 5:00 a.m. for him. I sent him a text.
Think our call got dropped. Or you awkwarded out and hung up. It's late anyway. I mean early. ;) Goodnight. Good morning. And thanks.
The motel mattress was like a slab of concrete, but I dropped into sleep within seconds. My sleep was full of dreams. My dreams were full of laughing green eyes, whispered demands, and hushed moans.
CHAPTER 3
Matt
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HANNAH SAID MY name for the first time in a motel bathroom somewhere between Washington and Colorado.
God, Matt... I can feel it, how wet I am.
It did something to me. It turned a feeling like a key inside me.
Then she asked if I was a fan of my own books.
That did something to me, too. It made me hang up.
I stalked through the apartment at 5:00 a.m., considering my rash of stupid decisions.
Stupid decision number one: giving Hannah my phone number.
Stupid decision number two: quoting from my own book. What are the odds Hannah would have read my books? I groaned and buried my face in my hands. Pretty fucking high, considering I'm a national bestseller four times over.
Stupid decision number three: phone sex with Hannah. I didn't even know the girl. I had a picture (one that was rapidly fading from my memory), a name and age, a few other minor details, and a growing fixation. And a girlfriend.
What kind of girl was Hannah, anyway? What kind of girl has phone sex with a stranger she met on the internet?
I had no room to judge. After all, what kind of guy has phone sex with a stranger he met on the internet? At least Hannah was single. Maybe I could consider the bathrobe incident an accident, but the phone sex was clear-cut cheating.
I was heading into scumbag territory, fast.
I grabbed my emergency Dunhills and lit one on the balcony.
I "quit" smoking five years ago, along with drinking and drugs, but I always kept a pack of smokes handy for situations like this.
At 7:00 a.m. I was still smoking and staring into the city. The morning was cool and clear; I could tell the day would be a scorcher. Denver came alive around me. Joggers crisscrossed the street, dogs barked, and car horns sounded.
I had calmed considerably by then, and I had pretty much reasoned away my stupidity.
Quoting from my own book: so what? No way would Hannah make the logical leap to me being M. Pierce. In the light of day, my minor freak out seemed ridiculous.
Giving Hannah my phone number (plus phone sex): I was taking my psychiatrist's professional medical advice, "opening myself to new experiences," "letting myself need people," and "eschewing the confines of social norms." Good enough.
My phone chimed. There was a short message from Bethany. She was in Gramado.
Don't forget to water the lemon tree. Are you eating? I won't bother describing this place since you've been. Still wish you'd come. You better not be a skeleton when I get back. Remember, the stuff in the freezer is dated. Kisses, Bethany.
That was my girlfriend, excessive maternal instincts and all.
I'd reply later.
For now, I wanted to stay right where I was, lost in thoughts of Hannah.
I stripped off my t-shirt and flopped onto the living room couch with a sketchbook and a pencil. Laurence was up, rustling in his hutch. His long ears swiveled toward me. He stretched and hopped over to his litter pan.
"Hey buddy," I said to the rabbit, tapping my pencil on a blank page.
I began to sketch what I remembered of Hannah's picture. I started with her eyes, which were large and dark, then her slender nose, moving down to her expressive, full lips. I tried to capture the sweetness in her face, the oval shape of it framed by heavy brunette coils. I shaded in her glasses. Lightly, I drew the neckline of her top and hinted at her cleavage with a smudge.
I frowned at the portrait.
Not bad, but not quite right. I closed my eyes. I struggled to remember the picture. I remembered her voice on the phone. Not too high, not too low, velvety and feminine. What's so fucking funny? God, she was adorable in her anger. And she was sexy beyond belief...
Do it with me. Matt, please.
I drifted awake at noon. I was sprawled on the couch, my sketchbook open across my thighs and my dick hard. Of course.
I stared at the lemon tree until my wood relaxed.
Then I called Hannah.
She picked up after two rings.
"Hello?" she said. Her voice sounded a little huskier.
"Hey little bird."
"Bird?" She giggled. "Sorry babe, this is Hannah's sister. Hannah's driving."
I glowered at my sketch and considered hanging up.
"Maybe you should take a turn driving," I muttered, "or not answer your sister's phone."
"She gave it to me Mr. Frostypants."
I heard Hannah's voice in the background. She sounded annoyed, but I couldn't make out what she was saying.
"What did she say?" I demanded.
"She said I should stop trolling you. She also said hi. Hey, are you Hannah's new guy?"
"Excuse me?"
I sat up. My sketchbook flopped onto the floor. New guy? Hannah had a new guy? Anger—and rash jealousy—tightened around my chest.
"Yeah. New guy. Are you the new guy?"
"No, I..." My mouth worked speechlessly. Hannah told me she was leaving her boyfriend. She neglected to mention she was leaving him for another guy. I guess that made us both faithless assholes. Perfect.
So why did this hurt? Why did I feel used? It wasn't like I could have Hannah. I couldn't even meet her—couldn't risk my little obsession morphing into full-blown infidelity. I wasn't that kind of guy. Was I? I felt sick to my stomach.
"Earth to Mr. Frostypants!" Hannah's sister shouted.
"Fuck off," I said, ending the call.
CHAPTER 4
Hannah
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"FUCK OFF?" I stuck my hand on my hip and glared at Chrissy. "Just wait a minute. He said 'fuck off' and hung up?"
"Uh-huh. Yup. Unless it was an epically well-timed call drop. But um, Hannah, not sure about that guy. He was a liiittle bit of an asshole." My sister squinted as she emphasized the word little. I couldn't help but laugh. "A little bit of an asshole" was putting Matt lightly. Still, I had to figure out why he got so mad.
My sister and I were stopped at a motel in Billings, Montana. It was 2:00 a.m. I had another hour of driving in me, but I wanted to search for something in the U-Haul, and I wanted to talk to Matt.
I blamed being on the road for thinking about Matt constantly. The endless highway, the repetitive scenery, tuning out my sister's bad music—oh, and our explosive phone sex last night.
God, ridiculous! I was infatuated with a guy I knew nothing about.
"One more time," I said, yanking open the back of the trailer. It rolled up with a clatter. "You called him... Mr. Frostypants." My mouth twitched. "And he immediately said 'fuck you' and hung up?"
"Ohhh my god, yes! That is what happened Hannah. What is your deal with this asshat?"
"He's a good friend," I lied, "and I think he's actually pissed. I texted him from Perkins and called and got nothing."
"Maybe he was out. I don't know. What are you looking for in there?"
"Oh, um... I wanted some clothes." I rubbed my neck. My sister stared at me. I got the sense that she had seen through both of
my lies and possibly even heard me in the bathroom last night. "So. Yeah. I don't need any help. Gotta rummage, that's all. You can check us in."
"Mhmmm." Chrissy spun and headed into the motel.
Thank god.
At this point, I knew I would spill if she grilled me. I felt like a thirteen-year-old girl, bubbly with excitement and desperate to gab about my latest crush. He said this, he did that. Spare me. I was so much cooler than this.
I boosted myself onto the edge of the U-Haul and turned on my keychain flashlight, peering into the jam of boxes and furniture. After fifteen minutes of struggling, I managed to shift out the box I was looking for. It had the word BOOKS in black Sharpie on the side.
I dug out my worn copy of Ten Thousand Nights by M. Pierce. I flipped through its dog-eared and highlighted pages until I found the lines Matt quoted.
There is no such thing as loneliness. There is only the idea of loneliness.
I sighed and swung my legs from the edge of the U-Haul. God, what lines, and what a strange concept—that the fear of loneliness is the fear of a phantom.
In the back of the book I had printouts from the LA Times book blog and clippings from The New York Times Book Review. I flipped one open and perused the first few lines.
M. Pierce remains a mystery, tops charts with Harm's Way
November 13, 2009
Almost two years after the appearance of national bestseller Ten Thousand Nights, Harm's Way, the new hardcover fiction from M. Pierce, has reached the top of the bestseller list. Like its predecessor, Harm's Way straddles (or obliterates) the boundary between genre fiction and literary fiction. Part thriller, part Kunderian inquiry and all page-turner, Harm's Way has critics going to bat...
I skimmed down a few lines.
Little is known about the author, who declines book signings, tours or any form of public appearance in connection with his or her fiction. Knopf's lips have been sealed since the 2007 release of Ten Thousand Nights. The author's agent is rumored to be at the Granite Wing Agency, though this has never been confirmed.
Perhaps, like other notable reclusive writers, including Thomas Pynchon and J.D. Salinger, M. Pierce fears the effects of publicity on his or her life and prose.
The author's decision to remain anonymous leaves fans wanting. "Official" M. Pierce fan pages have appeared...
I smirked, refolded the article, and tucked it away. God, leave the author alone.
I owned all four of M. Pierce's books—Ten Thousand Nights, Harm's Way, Mine Brook, and The Silver Cord—which had been published at semi-even intervals between 2007 and 2012. I didn't care if I never found out who the author was, and book jacket photos are universally depressing. I just wanted another M. Pierce novel, soon.
I studied my phone.
I'd told my sister I called and texted Matt from Perkins. I actually called twice. I texted four times. His silence gnawed at me.
Was he having misgivings about our... our what? Our friendship that wasn't a friendship? Our weird arrangement in which we helped one another get off?
"Fuck this," I muttered. I called him again.
The ringtone sounded four times.
"Hannah."
"Matt! Hi. Don't hang up, please. Did you hang up on my sister?"
"Yeah."
"I'm sorry. I shouldn't have let her answer. She's a little..." I frowned. Edgy? Abrasive?
"She's fine," Matt said. His tone was cool. "I was simply done talking."
"Oh. So is that your thing? You hang up whenever you feel 'done talking'?"
"Sure, why not." He gave an exaggerated sigh, like it was killing him to be on the phone with me.
"And hey, are you only in a good mood after you jerk off? Because it's starting to feel that way."
I heard Matt's hesitant, breathy laugh.
"You're funny, little bird."
"I don't feel very funny right now."
"God, you're too cute."
"What!" I spluttered. "Stop being crazy. I'm... I'm trying to—"
"Trying to figure out our situation? Give up. I don't think there are any rules for this kind of thing, or any helpful guidelines. Anyway, it doesn't matter."
There was a long pause. I held my breath. Doesn't matter? Somehow, this thing with Matt—"our situation"—did matter to me. I liked it. I wanted it. It made me feel a little out of control, but I liked that too.
"Doesn't matter," he repeated quietly. He cleared his throat. "So. Who's the new guy?"
"Huh? New guy?"
"Yeah, your sister said there was a new guy. Hannah's new guy."
"Uh... she did? I didn't hear that."
"Yeah. Well, no. She asked me if I was your new guy, which I'm obviously not, and which... obviously implies there is some... new guy." Matt couldn't keep the feeling from his voice, and the feeling wasn't curiosity. It was simmering rage.
Realization hit me like a sack of cement.
Matt thought I'd gleefully helped him come and enjoyed our intimate chat on the phone, all the while cruising into my next relationship.
"Matt!" I snapped.
"What," he snapped back.
"I would never have done those things with you if I had a new guy, god! Could you for one minute think better of me? I mean first the picture thing, now this. I get that you don't know me, but seriously, you're projecting your assholery onto me. I'm not some backhanded psycho chick looking for a good time on the phone because I don't have the guts to cheat for real on my nonexistent new guy, trust me."
I was gripping Ten Thousand Nights so hard my nails dug into the cover. Okay, so I kind of lost it right there. But he deserved it.
I listened to the silence. I checked my phone to make sure Matt wasn't "simply done talking." He was still on the line.
"Hello? Matt?"
He began to chuckle, the wry sound fanning my anger.
"Assholery?" he murmured.
"Yeah, well. Ugh. You know what I mean." I loosened my hold on the paperback. "And by the way, I know you plagiarized M. Pierce last night. Nice try."
Matt was quiet again.
"Hey... I'm kidding. I mean, you did quote from Ten Thousand Nights. But it was awesome. Pierce is seriously one of my favorite authors."
"Oh? I've only read that one book. Not sure why I bothered. It got a lot of publicity; I thought it would be better. I guess the line stuck with me. Personally I think the author is a bit of a windbag. What are you wearing?"
Matt's sudden transition from bored dismissal to my attire left me speechless.
"Clothes," he offered. "You have them on. I want to know what they look like."
"I'm outside," I said sheepishly, "sitting on the edge of the U-Haul."
"I don't care. I'm not angling for phone sex, though I wouldn't mind it. It's unusually easy to come with you, Hannah. Unusually satisfying, too."
I sighed and tilted my head against the cool metal interior of the trailer.
"Soon I'll be home. I'll have my own room, a door I can lock."
"I can't think about that now," Matt said. "Don't make plans. I'm not real."
"What?"
"You don't know me. I'm scared to have you close. Tell me what you're wearing."
"A... a little black dress with an empire waist. Black strapless bra, black thong."
"Another thong. Did you wear that for me? Did you know we'd talk?"
"Yes." I blushed. "And no. I wore it so I could tell you. I didn't know if we would talk. I hoped we would."
"Hannah..." For a split second, Matt sounded grieved. When he spoke again, his voice was level. "God, Hannah. I've been thinking about fucking you. It's like there's something wrong with me. I can't stop thinking about it. I want my body against yours, my cock inside of you. It's driving me wild. Does that frighten you?"
"No. No, I've... been thinking about it too."
"Have you? Tell me."
"Yeah." I pursed my lips and swallowed. He wanted me to describe my fantasies? How totally awkward. "Um, I'm surprised I h
aven't veered off the road yet, honestly. I just keep... daydreaming hardcore." Oof, word choice.
"Hardcore? How illuminating." Matt chuckled. "I'll tell you, then. Today when I showered, I thought about having you there. I thought about your soft body pressed against the cold tiles, my arm around your neck, your ass against my cock."
I closed my eyes.
"Go on," I whispered. My words pulled another little laugh from Matt. I found myself smiling at the sound, which was quickly becoming one of my favorite sounds.
"Greedy little bird, aren't you? I thought about your breasts pressed into the tiles. I wouldn't be gentle, Hannah. I would force your legs apart and finger you like I owned you."
A helpless moan slipped out of me. I clamped a hand over my mouth and glanced around the parking lot. I was alone. The only sounds were the wind and the occasional rumble of a truck passing on the highway.
"I'd make you moan a lot louder than that. Whether or not you were ready, I would push my dick up inside of you... and you would shake against me. I would slap your ass to feel you tighten up in surprise."
"God," I sighed. I had turned to jelly, slumped against the wall of the trailer. I would definitely need to change my underwear before I slept.
"I think that'll do for now," Matt said, his voice suddenly businesslike. "Believe it or not, I'm trying to be decent tonight. This morning, rather"
"Decent?" I felt myself spiraling back down to earth. God, this guy could breathe and get me wound up.
"Mm, decent. As in, trying to have an interaction with you that doesn't end with me whipping out my dick... even if jerking off is the only thing that puts me in a good mood."
I laughed and rolled my eyes.
"Fair enough, no more sexy talk tonight. But one night of decency won't clear your reputation, Matt. Sorry."
"Hey, I'm not usually like this. I usually play my depravity a little closer to my chest."
"Pfft, you're not depraved."