The Snacking Dead

Home > Other > The Snacking Dead > Page 11
The Snacking Dead Page 11

by D. B. Walker


  Butterscotch Chocolate Chippers, Virulently Infectious, 1.1, 1.2

  Calzone, Oozing Three-Cheese, 1.1, 1.2

  Cat Head Biscuits with Sawmill Gravy

  Cheese

  Backwoods Burrito, 2.1, 2.2

  Diesel-Strength Quesadillas, 1.1, 1.2

  Elbows Casserole

  Fingers, Secret-Ingredient

  Gory Red Grinder, 2.1, 2.2

  Grilled Pimento, Saving Grace, 2.1, 2.2

  Gutted Mushrooms with Bacon and Spinach, 1.1, 1.2

  Nachos of the Living Dead, 1.1, 1.2

  Secretly Sadistic Jalapeño Poppers, 1.1, 1.2

  Semiautomatic Garlic-Parmesan Popcorn, 1.1, 1.2

  Survivalist Hero

  Threat-Level Muffaletta, 2.1, 2.2

  Three-, Calzone, Oozing, 1.1, 1.2

  Tuna Salad Meltdowns

  Up All Night Breakfast Sandwich, 2.1, 2.2

  Whatcha Got Chipotle Cheeseburgers, 2.1, 2.2

  Cherry-Chocolate Energy Bars, Till-You-Drop

  Chicken

  Fingers, Nail-Biter, 3.1, 3.2

  Fried, Wrap, Fast and Furious

  Squirrel Poppers, 2.1, 2.2

  Wings, Napalm Spicy, 1.1, 1.2

  Chocolate

  -Cherry Energy Bars, Till-You-Drop

  Chippers, Virulently Infectious Butterscotch, 1.1, 1.2

  Chupacabra Shepherd’s Pie, 3.1, 3.2

  Cold-Blooded Ice Cream Bread Sandwiches, 1.1, 1.2

  Cookies and bars

  Till-You-Drop Chocolate-Cherry Energy Bars

  Virulently Infectious Butterscotch Chocolate Chippers, 1.1, 1.2

  Corn

  Last Stand Skillet Cornbread with Honey Butter, 2.1, 2.2

  Secretly Sadistic Jalapeño Poppers, 1.1, 1.2

  Cornbread, Last Stand Skillet, with Honey Butter, 2.1, 2.2

  Corpse Reviver No. 2

  Crabby Prepper Puffs, 1.1, 1.2

  Crawfish Étouffée Toasts, Creeping, 2.1, 2.2

  Diesel-Strength Quesadillas, 1.1, 1.2

  Dips

  Guac and Load Guacamole, 1.1, 1.2

  Posthumous Red Chile Hummus

  Dire Ham Biscuits, 1.1, 1.2

  Drinks

  Bloody Walker

  Corpse Reviver No. 2

  Lil’ Ass-Kicker Punch

  Dripping Ribs with Bourbon, 3.1, 3.2

  Eggs

  Medievaled, 1.1, 1.2

  Up All Night Breakfast Sandwich, 2.1, 2.2

  Elbows Casserole

  False Sense of Security Blueberry Muffins, 1.1, 1.2

  Fast and Furious Fried Chicken Wrap

  Fish

  Postapocalyptic Po’Boy, 2.1, 2.2

  Tuna Salad Meltdowns

  Garlic-Parmesan Popcorn, Semiautomatic, 1.1, 1.2

  Gory Red Grinder, 2.1, 2.2

  Gratuitous Violence Jell-O Mold, 1.1, 1.2

  Gruesome Trophy Pickled Shrimp, 1.1, 1.2

  Guac and Load Guacamole, 1.1, 1.2

  Gutted Mushrooms with Bacon and Spinach, 1.1, 1.2

  Ham

  Biscuits, Dire, 1.1, 1.2

  Survivalist Hero

  Threat-Level Muffaletta, 2.1, 2.2

  Honey

  Butter, Last Stand Skillet Cornbread with, 2.1, 2.2

  Swarm Bait Fried PB&H’s

  Hot dogs

  Unsuspecting Pigs in Blankets, 3.1, 3.2

  Ice Cream Bread Sandwiches, Cold-Blooded, 1.1, 1.2

  In-the-Weeds Stuffed Pita with Garlic Yogurt Dressing, 2.1, 2.2

  Kale Chips, Dessicated Crispy

  Lamb

  Chupacabra Shepherd’s Pie, 3.1, 3.2

  Whatcha Got Chipotle Cheeseburgers, 2.1, 2.2

  Last Stand Skillet Cornbread with Honey Butter, 2.1, 2.2

  Lil’ Ass-Kicker Punch

  Lime Pickled Jalapeños, 1.1, 1.2

  Maple Brined Pork Chops with Red-Eyes Gravy, 3.1, 3.2

  Meatballs

  Gory Red Grinder, 2.1, 2.2

  Sweet-ish Fleshballs with Red Berries, 3.1, 3.2

  Medievaled Eggs, 1.1, 1.2

  Muffaletta, Threat-Level, 2.1, 2.2

  Muffins, Blueberry, False Sense of Security, 1.1, 1.2

  Mushrooms, Gutted, with Bacon and Spinach, 1.1, 1.2

  Mustard-Rubbed Long Pork, 3.1, 3.2

  Nachos of the Living Dead, 1.1, 1.2

  Nail-Biter Chicken Fingers, 3.1, 3.2

  Napalm Spicy Chicken Wings, 1.1, 1.2

  Nuts

  Bar, Very-Last-Call, 1.1, 1.2

  Till-You-Drop Chocolate-Cherry Energy Bars

  Oozing Three-Cheese Calzone, 1.1, 1.2

  Pasta

  Elbows Casserole

  Peanut butter

  Swarm Bait Fried PB&H’s

  Peppers

  Diesel-Strength Quesadillas, 1.1, 1.2

  Lime Pickled Jalapeños, 1.1, 1.2

  Nachos of the Living Dead, 1.1, 1.2

  Saving Grace Grilled Pimento Cheese, 2.1, 2.2

  Secretly Sadistic Jalapeño Poppers, 1.1, 1.2

  Threat-Level Muffaletta, 2.1, 2.2

  Whatcha Got Chipotle Cheeseburgers, 2.1, 2.2

  Pickled Shrimp, Gruesome Trophy, 1.1, 1.2

  Pizza Clubs, Turkey, 2.1, 2.2

  Pomegranate

  Bloody Walker

  Gratuitous Violence Jell-O Mold, 1.1, 1.2

  Popcorn, Semiautomatic Garlic-Parmesan, 1.1, 1.2

  Pork. See also Bacon; Ham; Sausages

  Burn-The-House-Down BBQ Sammy

  Chops, Maple Brined, with Red-Eyes Gravy, 3.1, 3.2

  Dripping Ribs with Bourbon, 3.1, 3.2

  Gory Red Grinder, 2.1, 2.2

  Long, Mustard-Rubbed, 3.1, 3.2

  Sweet-ish Fleshballs with Red Berries, 3.1, 3.2

  Whatcha Got Chipotle Cheeseburgers, 2.1, 2.2

  Postapocalyptic Po’Boy, 2.1, 2.2

  Posthumous Red Chile Hummus

  Potatoes

  Chupacabra Shepherd’s Pie, 3.1, 3.2

  Up All Night Breakfast Sandwich, 2.1, 2.2

  Quesadillas, Diesel-Strength, 1.1, 1.2

  Sandwiches and burgers

  Breakfast, Up All Night, 2.1, 2.2

  Burn-The-House-Down BBQ Sammy

  Cold-Blooded Ice Cream Bread Sandwiches, 1.1, 1.2

  Creeping Crawfish Étouffée Toasts, 2.1, 2.2

  Fast and Furious Fried Chicken Wrap

  Gory Red Grinder, 2.1, 2.2

  In-the-Weeds Stuffed Pita with Garlic Yogurt Dressing, 2.1, 2.2

  Postapocalyptic Po’Boy, 2.1, 2.2

  Saving Grace Grilled Pimento Cheese, 2.1, 2.2

  Sloppy José (or Whoever Else)

  Survivalist Hero

  Swarm Bait Fried PB&H’s

  Threat-Level Muffaletta, 2.1, 2.2

  Tuna Salad Meltdowns

  Turkey Pizza Clubs, 2.1, 2.2

  Unsuspecting Pigs in Blankets, 3.1, 3.2

  Whatcha Got Chipotle Cheeseburgers, 2.1, 2.2

  Sausages

  Cat Head Biscuits with Sawmill Gravy

  Diesel-Strength Quesadillas, 1.1, 1.2

  Nachos of the Living Dead, 1.1, 1.2

  Survivalist Hero

  Threat-Level Muffaletta, 2.1, 2.2

  Saving Grace Grilled Pimento Cheese, 2.1, 2.2

  Secret-Ingredient Cheese Fingers

  Secretly Sadistic Jalapeño Poppers, 1.1, 1.2

  Semiautomatic Garlic-Parmesan Popcorn, 1.1, 1.2

  Shellfish

  Crabby Prepper Puffs, 1.1, 1.2

  Creeping Crawfish Étouffée Toasts, 2.1, 2.2

  Gruesome Trophy Pickled Shrimp, 1.1, 1.2

  Shrimp, Pickled, Gruesome Trophy, 1.1, 1.2

  Sloppy José (or Whoever Else)

  Spinach and Bacon, Gutted Mushrooms with, 1.1, 1.2

  Squirrel Poppers, 2.1, 2.2

  Survivalist Hero

  Swarm Bait Fried PB&H’s

  Sweet-ish Fleshballs with Red Berries, 3.1, 3.2

  Threat-Level Muffaletta, 2.1, 2.2

  Till-You
-Drop Chocolate-Cherry Energy Bars

  Tomatoes

  Elbows Casserole

  Gory Red Grinder, 2.1, 2.2

  Turkey Pizza Clubs, 2.1, 2.2

  Tortillas

  Backwoods Burrito, 2.1, 2.2

  Diesel-Strength Quesadillas, 1.1, 1.2

  Nachos of the Living Dead, 1.1, 1.2

  Tuna Salad Meltdowns

  Turkey

  Pizza Clubs, 2.1, 2.2

  Survivalist Hero

  Whatcha Got Chipotle Cheeseburgers, 2.1, 2.2

  Unsuspecting Pigs in Blankets, 3.1, 3.2

  Up All Night Breakfast Sandwich, 2.1, 2.2

  Very-Last-Call Bar Nuts, 1.1, 1.2

  Virulently Infectious Butterscotch Chocolate Chippers, 1.1, 1.2

  Watercress

  In-the-Weeds Stuffed Pita with Garlic Yogurt Dressing, 2.1, 2.2

  Whatcha Got Chipotle Cheeseburgers, 2.1, 2.2

 

 

 


‹ Prev