"Who's on D.?"
"Mr. Motion," said Marlene.
"Polaner? That should be fun; the man gives a whole new meaning to 'justice delayed is justice denied.' Your mutt has good judgment, anyway. The longer he can stretch this out, the less convincing the witnesses are going to be, and Mr. M. is the boy for that. What's he like, the mutt?"
"He's charming. It's all a terrible mistake, but he doesn't hold it against me personally. He's going to look damn good in court."
"Well, Polaner will never call him. Why should he? His game is to impeach your witnesses, not give you a shot at his boy. Are there any more slices without anchovies?"
"No, because you eat twice as fast as I do and you don't like anchovies, so you always scarf up the pepperoni slices," said Marlene.
"But you're eating a pepperoni."
"Yes, 'cause if I don't start with a pepperoni, I never get any pepperoni, on account of the aforesaid difference in eating speed."
Karp sniffed, and began delicately to pick anchovies off a slice of pizza. "That may be true," he said, "but it doesn't seem fair. We should be able to order pizza that's precisely adjusted to our individual topping preferences and eating rates."
"It's not the pizza guy's problem, Butch," said Marlene. "Have you considered that the answer might lie in personal growth and change? Perhaps slowing yourself down. Perhaps learning to savor the healthful anchovy."
"I have considered it," said Karp. "I've also considered that whenever personal growth and change enter the conversation, it's always me that's targeted for personal growth and change."
"Perhaps it's because Marlene, by dint of exhausting struggle and introspection, has moved closer to the goal of earthly perfection than you yourself have. And by the way, for the record books, I believe this is the most inane conversation we've had this year."
"I'd have to agree on that, although the year is still young," said Karp, finishing his slice and wiping his hands and face on a paper towel. "Also, I like 'by dint.' It's a phrase we don't get enough of nowadays. Speaking of which."
"What are you doing, Butch?"
"Checking to see if you have any panties under your kimono. I make it a point never to wax philosophical with people who have neglected their panties."
"And?"
"Nothing so far," said Karp, "but I'll be able to look better if I get your legs arranged sort of across my lap. Like this."
"You know," said Marlene, letting herself be shifted, and sinking back into the velvet cushions, "I have to confess, I occasionally go to the office in the summer without anything on under my dress. Do you think that's too slutty?"
"I wouldn't presume to comment. It hasn't affected your professional performance that I can see."
"Thank you," said Marlene. A long silence, humming with the Lebanese situation, and then a series of soft groans and cries. "Oh, my!" she said. "That took her by surprise. Could you feel that?"
"Yes," said Karp. "It felt like an escaping anchovy. What are you doing with your foot?"
"You mean the foot I have inveigled inside your sweats? This is called the Sicilian Rolling-Pin Maneuver."
"Sicilian, eh?"
"Yeah, and we're not really supposed to perform it until after marriage. Along with the Palermo Pout, it's the main reason our little island has been invaded so many times in history."
"I can see why," said Karp huskily. "Anyway, I guess we're back together now. I'm sorry I got mad at you and moped."
"That's OK," said Marlene. "I realize I'm hard to live with. Someday I'll settle down. And don't worry about the baby. She's half an inch long and hard as nails. So, are you going to jump on me, or what?"
"You seem ready for it."
"Ready? I'm frothy. It's blowing tiny bubbles." She squirmed deliciously on the seat cushions, sliding flat and hoisting one leg on the back of the settee.
"Wait a second," said Karp, after wriggling out of his sweatpants, "you got pizza crusts under your ass."
Marlene grabbed him by the front of his sweatshirt and yanked him onto her. In an instant he was firmly socketed, sinking into her like a pipe wrench dropped into a crock of warm chili. She heaved and bit his ear and whispered, gasping into it, "We can… eat them… later. Or cut them… into little cubes and… serve them to… special guests."
"Stop talking, Marlene," said Karp. Which she did.
FOURTEEN
Detectives Lanny Maus and Mack Jeffers were sitting in the back of an old Ford van on 143rd Street in Harlem, waiting for a murderer to arrive so they could arrest him. The van was hand-painted a dull black and it was hot inside. By an arrangement of the van's rearview and side mirrors they had the entrance to the apartment house under indirect observation. The two men reclined on scraps of old carpeting and munched on doughnuts, washed down with quantities of iced Coke from a cooler. This was one of the penalties the King Cole Trio paid for being famous in Harlem, that in order to observe unnoticed, they had to hide in uncomfortable places.
"We should call in," said Maus.
"Fuck that," said Jeffers. "He show up, we call in."
"But Art said-"
"Fuck him too," said Jeffers, shifting his bulk and rocking the van on its worn springs. "Man got the rag on all week, and he takin' it out on us."
Maus nodded. "You think he's still pissed about how the Tecumseh thing went down?"
Jeffers glared at him. "No, I'm pissed about that. Fuckin' little mutt get a free trip to L.A., gets to lie around in the sunshine, while we sweatin' our ass off in some damn van. The fuckin' Loo what give Dugman a hair up his ass."
"What, he thinks the Loo is dirty too?" asked Maus.
"I don't know if he think it, or he know it, but that's it, man."
"So, hey, so he's dirty," said Maus. "I never figured it for him, but it could happen. There's a stink, the snakes'll be in and hang his ass. Why is that skin off Dugman's butt?"
"You don't know much, son, if you got to ask that," said Jeffers.
"Yeah? So I'm a dumb maggot. Tell me why. Is it because Art's in on the dirt?"
Jeffers scowled at the other detective and rolled his eyes in disbelief. "Not that kind of dirt. Look, Dugman a cop for what? Goin' on thirty years. You got any idea what being a black cop in Harlem was like thirty years ago? We talking just after the war. They was still lynching folks down South. Cops up here'd think no more about wasting a bad nigger than giving a goddamn parking ticket. Shit, less.
"But a black cop, a black cop was like a fuckin king up here, you understand? Power of life and death. Money coming in from the whores, from numbers, liquor violations. Fuckin dude hasn't bought a meal or a suit of clothes or a bottle of J amp;B in Harlem in all that time. Shit, fuckin Dugman used to perform weddings. Get the picture?"
"Yeah," said Maus, "kind of." He shifted on his knees and checked the mirrors. There were half a dozen young men and a couple of girls lounging on the steps leading to the house they were watching. An old woman in black climbed painfully up the steps dragging two shopping bags. Without stopping his observation, he said, "By the way, what makes you so sure this sweetheart is gonna show today?"
"His girlfriend live there. Also this the end of the month. Tomorrow welfare Tuesday-jingle day in the ghet-to, you dig? He gonna slip in there, get her pussy feelin good, and also make sure nobody else there for the payday."
"Wait a minute-I thought this guy shanked his girlfriend; that's why we're chasing him."
Jeffers smiled pityingly. "That was a different girlfriend. Take a couple, three mommas to support our boy in the style to which he has been accustomed. What's the matter, you disapprove of the life-styles of the poor and soulful?"
"Hey, no shit, I love all you people," said Maus, straight-faced. "The sense of rhythm, Harry Belafonte, Martin Luther King, watermelon, chitlins-the whole nine yards."
Jeffers grimaced and flicked icy water from the cooler at his companion. Maus laughed and said, "But go on about Dugman and the Loo. You're saying that old-time Harlem had som
ething to do with why Art's pissed off?"
"Yeah. OK, so Art's dirty, but it's clean dirt. There's a line he draws. The skells, the bad niggers, the drugs-especially the drugs-are on one side. He's on the other. He gonna shoot people, but nobody else gets to shoot people. Not on his stand. Like that. And the paddies downtown think that's just great; as long as he keep passing along a piece of the pad from his action, keep the brothers from running riot up here, he's golden. He's never gonna make higher than sergeant, but what the fuck, he's a dinge, right?
"So then comes Knapp. Turn on the lights in Harlem and people running around like roaches. Art's shakin-he's going down. And who saves his black ass?"
"Fulton?"
"Yeah, Fulton. This was just before you got here. You never heard this story?"
"Yeah, I heard. They were getting charges ready on Art, and Fulton cashed in some chips."
"Yeah, that's how it went. But, dig it, it was more than that," said Jeffers. "Look at it from Art's point of view. Here's this black guy and he's everything Art ain't. College graduate. One of the first black detective loos in history. The guy's platinum. Besides, the dude is one tough motherfucker street cop-first guy through the door, wounded in action twice, police medal of honor, commendations up one side and down the other. So afterwards, when they drop the charges, he lay down the law to old Art; things has changed. I cover your ass, I ain't gonna hassle you about no chickenshit, but no fuckin cash better change hands no more.
"And Art buys it. What, he's only got three, four years max he's gonna stay. You got it now?"
"I got it," said Maus thoughtfully. "What you're saying is that if Fulton is really killing guys for pay, for pushers, Art is like the asshole of the century."
"Yeah, man. And Art can't afford to look like no asshole in Harlem. It's his fuckin neck on the street. And you know something else? Underneath, what hurt him worse'n even that-Art love that boy. Seeing a black kid gettin over like that-"
"Hey," Maus interrupted. "Check this out!"
Jeffers slid forward and looked at the mirrored image. Maus said, "The dude in the blue track suit talking to the mutts on the stoop. He looks good."
Jeffers nodded. He picked up an Ithaca pump gun and jacked a round into the chamber. "Yeah, that's him. Wait'll he goes inside. We'll get him on the stairs." Marlene sat at the prosecution table of Part 30 waiting for the court officer to call People v. Meissner so that the panty-hose killer could be arraigned on the grand jury's indictment. She glanced sideways across the aisle at her opponent and his client. Henry Polaner was a small man with a large head decorated with an abundance of pepper-and-salt hair through which prominent ears peeked like inquisitive jungle animals. His eyes were dark and heavy-lidded, his nose bulbous, and his infrequent smiles showed a rank of perfectly capped teeth. His favored expression was bored amusement, as if to challenge anyone's serious belief in the farrago of legal nonsense brought by the prosecution.
His client, now undisguised, was an unprepossessing man of about thirty. His hair was medium brown, his eyes were pale hazel, his build was average. His features were even and conventionally handsome. His nose was straight and long, without bumps, and he had all his fingers. The only remarkable thing about him was his expression, and that only remarkable in a man facing trial on a charge of murder. He seemed like someone about to watch a play or a sporting event, long-anticipated and promising pleasure. He liked to smile, and his smile was that of a mischievous little boy caught at some trivial misdemeanor by an indulgent parent.
The case was called. The formal reading of the indictment was waived; in calendar courts in New York County, briskness is all, as is repetition. The average felony case makes fourteen court appearances before disposition. The judge asked for the plea.
Polaner stood and said, "Not guilty, your Honor, and may I say that I believe we have an excellent motion to dismiss based on the content of the grand-jury indictment. Apparently a good deal of evidence was presented that was both irrelevant and highly prejudicial to the case."
The judge looked over at Marlene. "Miss Ciampi, was all evidence in this case presented to the same grand jury?"
"Yes, your Honor," said Marlene. The question struck her as odd. Evidence in complex major cases had often been presented to grand juries composed of different people on different days, and indictments had been struck down because of the practice. The law said that the actual jurors bringing an indictment had to have heard exactly the same evidence. But it was defense attorneys, not judges, who were supposed to bring that question out in court. Marlene felt the first presentiment that this was not going to be a routine arraignment.
Polaner said, "Your Honor, at this time I ask for access to the minutes of the grand jury. I believe such access is warranted in order to demonstrate the prejudicial nature of the evidence presented."
Marlene said, "Your Honor, it's been the practice of the court to turn over grand-jury minutes only after the appearances of the relevant witnesses at trial."
The judge looked down at Marlene and frowned. "Young lady, don't tell me what the practice of the court has been! The practice of this court is whatever I say it is. I'm not going to lay myself open to reversible error just to suit your convenience. Now, counsel has argued that the grand jury has been prejudiced by the nature of the People's evidence, and he needs those minutes to establish prejudice. I want you to turn those minutes over to the defense forthwith."
"Yes, your Honor," said Marlene meekly. Inside she seethed: something was wrong, terribly wrong. This should not be happening in a calendar court.
"Move thirty days to prepare motions, your Honor," said Polaner.
"Granted."
"And as a final matter, your Honor, I ask that a reasonable bail be granted in this case. My client has lived in this community all his life. He is a college graduate, gainfully employed in a professional position. He has strong family and neighborhood ties and is additionally the sole support of his widowed mother."
"Your Honor, we strongly object to setting bail in this case," said Marlene with a sinking heart. "We have an overwhelming case on the evidence, and the charge is murder. Both these elements make flight before trial a distinct possibility."
"Yes," said the judge blandly, "but there seems to be some doubt about this so-called evidence. Bail is set at twenty-five thousand dollars." The gavel came down. Polaner turned to his client and shook his hand and clasped him on the shoulder. But Meissner wasn't looking at the lawyer. He was looking over Polaner's shoulder, directly at Marlene. He smiled at her, a confident and mocking smile. He winked.
"Next case," said Judge Nolan.
Marlene gathered up her papers and walked out of the courtroom, feeling as if she were wading in taffy. The press was there in force, people shoving mikes and cameras in her face. She put her head down and no-commented her way to the elevator. Her face seemed larger and hotter than normal. It was a nightmare. The guy walked!
"The guy walked," Marlene wailed as she burst into Karp's office.
"Who did, babe?" asked Karp, alarmed. Marlene's face was blanched and her good eye was wild in its socket.
"Meissner. The fucking judge walked him on twenty-five K, and he made me turn my grand-jury minutes over to him."
"What!"
"Yeah. According to Mr. Motion, the evidence presented at the grand jury, meaning the five rape cases with the panty hose, was prejudicial and irrelevant."
"And the judge bought it? What was he, senile?" Karp asked this not at all facetiously.
Marlene shook her head. "Not so you'd notice. It was Nolan, for God's sake! Oh, and he was all of a sudden concerned about reversible error. Yes, well you may gape-Judge Nolan, who has been reversed so many times he has a gearshift stuck up his ass. Here's a bastard who never walked an accused homicide in his life, and you would think, wouldn't you, that when he finally gets a chance to show it's not just black and PR thugs who get put away, he'd… What's wrong?"
Karp was biting his upper lip and sta
ring at the floor in thought. "Nolan," he said. "It's not the first time he walked one. He did it on Tecumseh Booth too."
Marlene wrinkled her brow in confusion. "What're you talking about? What does Meissner have to do with the drug killings?"
"Nothing, I don't think," answered Karp. "Except for the honorable Nolan. I'm pretty sure that somebody told him to spring Booth. Springing Meissner might have been a freebie."
"But why? On a case like this? It can't make him look good."
"Judges don't have to look good," said Karp. "Besides, he was just protecting our precious civil liberties. We have to look good. Bloom does and I do, assuming…"
"Assuming what?"
"Assuming I'm interested in running for D.A. anytime soon. Meissner is a hot public case. Maybe somebody's sending me a message. Like, lay off Nolan."
"I didn't know you were on Nolan," snapped Marlene, her anger shifting, as it often did, from the issue at hand to the person of her own sweet lover.
"I need to know who put the fix in on Booth," said Karp. "I asked V.T. to look into Nolan's finances, see if maybe there was a connection to Congressman Fane or somebody like him. That was it. Word must have got around."
"Yeah, well, if that happened, it seems to have royally fucked up my case. Christ! What the hell am I gonna tell the women?"
"Tell them we get shafted sometimes but we're not out of the game yet. You'll do a great job responding to Polaner's motions, and meanwhile things could change all around. Also, I'll check out what's going on with my newfound friends in high places."
"OK," said Marlene grumpily, "but anybody who fucks with me on this one is dead meat."
Dick Manning had a small but elegant apartment off West End Avenue in the Eighties. He had decorated it in masculine modern, full of the type featured in Playboy magazine: the furniture covered in pale or dark leather, the lamps of spidery black metal, tables of glass and gilt steel. He had African masks on the walls and some colorful primitive paintings he had picked up for a song on a Haitian vacation, and which were now, he had heard, appreciating nicely in value. His stereo and TV were large and expensive, with immense flattened speakers reaching halfway to the ceiling. One wall was covered with gold-flecked mirror squares; another wall was windows, looking out over the avenue.
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