“If you must—” Moriarty said.
Holmes turned to Barnett. “Dealing with Professor Moriarty creates in me an attitude that is destructive of my manners and my sentiments,” he said. “I want you to know that I am aware of your attachment to Miss Perrine, and I fully sympathize with the sense of loss that you must be feeling now.”
Barnett nodded his thanks. “It is more a sense of futility,” he replied. “There is little I can do that is useful. I can keep busy, which keeps my mind off the problem but brings me no closer to finding Miss Perrine.”
“I and my temporary associates of Scotland Yard are doing everything we can to locate and rescue the girl. I pray we will be successful.” Holmes nodded to Moriarty. “Don’t bother showing me out.”
With a final glance around the room, Holmes stepped purposefully to the front door and threw it open. “Au revoir, Professor,” he called, striding through the door and slamming it behind him.
“A unique man,” Barnett commented.
“True,” Moriarty agreed. “For which I am profoundly grateful. More than one Sherlock Holmes on this planet at the same time is an idea that I do not wish to contemplate.”
“Tell me, Professor,” Barnett said, “is that statuette from the robbery?”
“Yes,” Moriarty said.
“Can Holmes prove it?” asked Barnett.
“That remains to be seen,” Moriarty replied.
A loud clattering sound came from the street outside the house, followed almost immediately by a great crash. Moriarty and Barnett jumped to their feet. Before the sound of the crash had died away, the voices of several people yelling and the shrill sound of a woman screaming joined the cacophony.
Barnett rushed to the front door and ran outside, with Moriarty right behind him. There on the pavement in front of the house a large poultry cart had overturned; its wheels were still spinning in the air. The horse had apparently broken free, and was racing off in a maddened frenzy down the road. Right behind it raced a small covered chaise, its driver whipping its horse to even greater effort.
“’Megawd!” an elderly woman screamed, pulling her shawl about her as bystanders started to gather around the scene. “I ain’t never seen nothing like it. “’E done it on purpose, ’e did. Rode right up on the pavement, right at the poor man. ’E never ’ad a chance! It were murder!”
“Calm down, woman!” Moriarty ordered. “Who murdered whom?”
“The Johnny what were atop of the cart,” the old lady sobbed. “The Johnny what leaped into that other gig and ran off after ’e’d started the cart toward the pavement. ’E deliberately aimed the cart right for that poor gentleman there!” She pointed. On the ground, almost buried under crates of terrified geese, lay the unconscious body of Sherlock Holmes.
TWENTY-THREE
THE POSSIBLE
Truth, like a torch, the more it’s shook it shines.
SIR WILLIAM HAMILTON
With the assistance of the curator of the Egyptian Collection of the British Museum and a retired sergeant of marines, both of whom were passing at the moment of the accident, Moriarty and Barnett carried Sherlock Holmes up to the front bedroom and placed him gently on the bed. Holmes’s face was bloody, but his breathing was regular and even. Moriarty checked his pulse and pulled an eyelid back to examine the eye.
“How is he?” Barnett asked.
“Alive,” Moriarty replied. “Unconscious—perhaps suffering from concussion. No broken bones that I can tell. My expertise in medical matters goes no further.” He pulled out his handkerchief and dabbed tentatively at Holmes’s bloody face. “Thank you gentlemen for your assistance,” he said to the sergeant and the curator. “You’d best leave your names, as the police may wish to question you about the incident.”
The two men both protested that they had not actually observed what happened, but allowed Barnett to write down their names before bustling off downstairs.
Mrs. H appeared in the bedroom doorway with a basin of warm water and a sponge, and shooed Moriarty and Barnett aside. “I’ll take care of him,” she said. “I have sent Mr. Maws off to Cavendish Square to fetch Dr. Breckstone.”
“I don’t know what I’d do without you, Mrs. H,” Moriarty said.
She sniffed. “I don’t either, Professor, and that’s the truth!”
“A wonderful woman,” Moriarty told Barnett as they headed downstairs to the study. “She is both secure and humble in her certain knowledge of her proper place, which is most assuredly on God’s right hand.” He took the bronze statuette, which he had retrieved from where it had fallen alongside of Holmes, and replaced it on the corner of his desk. “Very curious,” he said. “Very curious, indeed.”
“Mrs. H?” Barnett asked.
“No, no; the, ah, incident.”
“It certainly is,” Barnett agreed. “Who could have done a thing like that? I don’t imagine that there is any doubt that it was deliberate?”
“I wouldn’t think so,” Moriarty said dryly. “One doesn’t usually prepare a getaway from an accident. The question is, why was Holmes assaulted, and why at this peculiar place and time?”
“I’m sure the man has many enemies,” Barnett said.
“I am amazed that he has any friends,” Moriarty commented. “There is always his faithful hound, Dr. Watson, of course; but you’ll notice that Holmes has never married.”
“Neither have you, Professor,” Barnett said.
Moriarty glared at Barnett for a minute, then he nodded. “Touché!” he said. “But, nonetheless—” He broke off and stared, musingly, at the windows for a minute.
“What is it?” Barnett asked.
“It occurs to me that we have probably just had the first response to our advertisement,” Moriarty said slowly.
“We have?”
“Indeed. It came in the form of an attack on Sherlock Holmes.”
“You think that was the killer out there?”
“No,” Moriarty said. “That’s what had me puzzled at first. It’s not his method. Curiously enough, I believe we have taken a tree with more than one apple. Someone else was frightened by the advertisement, frightened enough to feel the need for direct and drastic measures. He must have come along to see if the advertisement meant what he feared it meant. Perhaps he meant to come inside, but that proved unnecessary. He found out what he needed to know from the outside, and he was prepared to take instant action.”
“But why against Holmes?” Barnett asked.
“That was his clue,” Moriarty said. “The presence of Holmes must have signified something to him—clearly something that it does not signify to us. He recognized the detective as a part of the menace.”
“Farfetched,” Barnett said. Moriarty merely smiled.
The front door slammed, and Mummer Tolliver came limping into the room. “’E got away,” he announced.
“Too bad,” Moriarty said. “Who?”
“The bloke what I was following. The bloke what drove that cart against poor Mr. Holmes.”
“You were following him?” Barnett asked, surprised.
“Well, I were out there to follow Mr. Holmes. But when that cart ’it ’im, I didn’t think as ’ow ’e were going anywhere for a while. And I thought the professor might be interested in the bloke what did it. So I ’opped aboard the trunk rack on the rear of the chaise what ’e jumped into. I tell you, Mr. Barnett, that were a ride!”
“I’ll bet it was, Mummer,” Barnett said, picturing the little man clinging to the trunk rack, inches off the roadway, as the chaise careened down the road behind a galloping horse. The experience had deprived the usually nonchalant Tolliver of his painfully acquired aitches.
“How did you lose him?” Moriarty asked.
“I fell off,” the Mummer said belligerently. “But it weren’t my fault. ’E went around a corner like no carriage has any right going around a corner, and then bumped against the curb in the process. But it ain’t no big deal, on account of I got ’is name.”
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br /> “You have his name?” Moriarty patted the little man on the back. “Very good, Mummer. Indeed, excellent work. I am proud of you. What is it?”
“I ’eard ’is driver call ’im ‘Deever,’” Tolliver said.
“Deever?” Barnett repeated doubtfully.
“D’Hiver,” Moriarty said. “The Count d’Hiver. How very odd. You’re sure, Tolliver? You heard him say d’Hiver?”
“Right as a puffin. Deever it were.”
“Not Count d’Hiver?”
“No.”
“Curious. But it must be he; coincidence can only stretch so far. That is very valuable information, Tolliver; you have done well. Now I have another job for you. Notify the Amateur Mendicants that I wish the Count d’Hiver to be followed from this moment on, wherever he goes; and I want his residence and any other place he frequents to be put under constant surveillance. Tell Colonel Moran that he is in command, and that I will hold him responsible for any slip-ups.” Moriarty scribbled on a slip of paper. “Here is the count’s address. Tell Moran that those who follow the count are not to be seen. I want him to send me reports every three hours, or more often if the situation warrants.”
“I got it, Professor,” Tolliver said. “I’m on my way. I won’t even stop upstairs to change my suit, which ’as suffered somewhat in the past ’alf ’our—I’ll be off!”
Moriarty shook the little man’s hand, and Tolliver limped rapidly from the room.
“The Count d’Hiver?” Barnett asked. “The man who was at the Hope mansion the night Cecily disappeared?”
“That is my assumption,” Moriarty told him.
Barnett stood up. “Do you suppose—”
“I try never to suppose,” Moriarty said. “We shall find out.”
“I must help,” Barnett said. “What can I do?”
“As it happens,” Moriarty told him, “I have another task for you. One more particularly suited to your talents and abilities.”
“Please, Professor, don’t try to fob off some meaningless job on me just to keep me busy,” Barnett said.
“I wouldn’t think of it,” Moriarty said.
* * *
And so Barnett found himself in a hansom cab, commencing an afternoon of investigation. His objective: the lower end of the Strand, with its appendage streets and lanes, and the theatrical agents and managers whose offices were clustered about the area.
“What, exactly, am I supposed to be looking for?” he had asked Moriarty before the professor hustled him toward the door.
“You are seeking truth,” Moriarty explained. “You are trying to identify a murderer.”
“In a theatrical agent’s office?”
“There are very few possibilities,” Moriarty said. “Very few facades beneath which our killer could be lurking. I have had most of them investigated already: locksmiths, burglars—”
“You said some time ago that it wasn’t a burglar,” Barnett interrupted.
“I said some time ago that it was not someone intent on burglary,” Moriarty replied. “We are not now looking for motive, but training and ability. There are few people as knowledgeable and competent in the field of surreptitious entry as our killer has shown himself to be. This is an acquired skill, not an innate ability. Most of those who are known to have acquired such a skill have already been investigated, either by my own men or by Holmes’s official minions, without turning up a possibility.”
“And so?” Barnett asked.
“When you have eliminated the impossible,” Moriarty told him, “it is time to take a hard look about and see what’s left.”
The first offices Barnett visited were those of Simes & McNaughten, Theatrical Agents, Specialty Acts, Bookings for London and the Provinces. He spoke to Mr. Simes, a man who looked as though he could have been the model for the puppet Punch.
“Magicians, you say?” Simes asked. He went to a cabinet and pulled open a dusty lower drawer. “I’d say we’ve handled a fair number over the years. None recently. They used to be very popular as a music-hall turn. Drew top money, top billing. Kind of died out now, though. Some really big names there were, back in the sixties and seventies. Manders, the Modern Merlin, was a top draw for, maybe, twenty years. Retired to Sussex. Still around, I believe. Keeps bees.”
“Have you handled any in the past few years?” Barnett asked.
“I specialize in animal acts now,” Simes said, waving his arm to indicate the posters on the surrounding walls. “Seals, dogs, bears, doves. No magicians. They’re too temperamental. Most of them these days are foreigners. Italians and such.”
“Thanks for your time,” Barnett said.
He visited three more theatrical agencies with similar results. But then he arrived at the offices of Ditmar Forbis, Theatrical Representative—All Major Cities.
Ditmar Forbis was a tall, thin man with deeply set, searching eyes, who was dressed immaculately and tastefully in a hand-tailored black sack suit. Barnett’s impression was that the man was miscast as a theatrical agent. He was much too somber and far too elegant. Barnett decided that by appearance and inclination, Forbis should be an undertaker to royalty. “You say this is for a newspaper article, Mr. Barnett?” Forbis asked.
“That’s correct,” Barnett told him. “Probably turn into a series of pieces on music halls and vaudeville.”
“Vaudeville, Mr. Barnett, is an American phenomenon.”
“I write for an American news agency,” Barnett told him.
“I see,” Forbis said. “Magicians, you say. As it happens, I handle most of the magical gentlemen working London today.”
“Well,” Barnett said, relieved that he had finally come to the right place, “is that so?”
“Yes, it is. They are mostly foreign gentlemen, you know. Largely Italians or Frenchmen. Even when they’re not Italians or Frenchmen, they tend to take French or Italian names. Signor Gespardo, the Court Card King, for example; he is really a Swede.”
“The Court Card King?”
“Yes. He does tricks with playing cards, but he only uses the king, queen, or jack—the court cards.”
“Strange,” Barnett commented.
“They are that—all of them.” Forbis reached for a wooden box on his desk. “I’ve got cards on all the magicians who are currently active. Must be twenty or thirty of them. I don’t imagine you want to see them all. How shall we sort them for you?”
“I’d like to concentrate on escape artists,” Barnett said, taking out his notebook and flipping it open to a blank page. “People who are expert at picking locks and the like.”
“That’s not what they do, you know,” Forbis said. “Or, at least, that’s not what they admit they do. It’s supposed to be some sort of miraculous power they have; nothing so mundane as a lockpick.”
“What sort of things do they do?” Barnett asked. “Can you give me an example?”
Forbis shrugged. “Anything you can think of. And if you think of something they haven’t done, why one of them will try it.” He groped behind him and came up with a handful of handbills. “I’ll show you a few examples of the sort of stuff they advertise. Here—here’s one.” He waved it across the desk.
The four-color illustration on the handbill portrayed a man in evening dress with his arms stretched out in front of him, hands clasped. He was shackled by every variety of handcuff and chain imaginable, but there was a confident glare in his clear blue eyes. Across the top of the print was the semicircular legend KRIS KOLONI THE HANDKUFF KING.
“He does challenge escapes,” Forbes said. “You name it and he’ll get out of it. Last year he escaped from a patented strait-waistcoat used at the Beaverstream Lunacy Asylum.”
“That’s the sort of chap I’m interested in,” Barnett said enthusiastically, writing the name on the top line of his notebook. “Can I get in touch with him?”
“I’m afraid he is in Paris at the moment. In jail, as it happens.”
“Jail?” Barnett was now definitely interested. “
For how long and for what crime, do you know?”
“For the past four or five months, I believe. Refuses to pay alimony to his ex-wife.”
“Ah,” Barnett said, drawing a line through the name. “I assume you’re reasonably sure of your facts—that is, that the fellow is still in jail?”
“I received a letter from him just last week,” Forbis said. “Pleading for money, as it happens. Performers are just like children—totally incapable of handling their own affairs, most of them. Here’s another chap.” Forbis pulled a handbill free of the pile. “Moritz the Wonderful Wizard, he calls himself. His specialty is escaping from locked steamer trunks. Actually a very boring act. For twenty minutes the audience has nothing to look at save this trunk in the center of the stage. Then all at once Moritz pops out, waving his arms about as though he’s done something clever. You understand that if you were a theater manager from the Midlands, that isn’t how I would describe the turn. But just between us, that’s the effect.”
“Doesn’t sound precisely like what I had in mind,” Barnett said.
“Don’t blame you,” Forbis said. “Let’s see, what else have I?” He riffled through the card box. “There’s Professor Chardino—the Invisible Man. That’s the way he bills himself. Works with his daughter; has a very interesting stage presentation. It’s a sort of challenge to the audience. Gets them involved. He escapes from things people bring with them to the theater. Trunks, boxes, canvas bags, leg irons, handcuffs, animal cages, anything you can think of. It may sound superficially like Moritz the Wonderful’s act, but I can assure you that the effect is entirely different. The man has a wonderful grasp of stage presence and stage personality. He makes the audience care what happens to him.”
“How so?” Barnett asked.
Forbis frowned in concentration, his right hand grasping the air for the right word. “Let me describe it,” he said. “Chardino is locked into the restraint—whatever it happens to be—usually by a committee of spectators. Through his conversation with the committee and the audience he has established the difficulty of what he is about to attempt and won the sympathy of his audience. Then his daughter covers him, and whatever he may be locked into, with a large drop cloth. There is now a period of waiting. The daughter, after standing expectantly for a minute, commences to pace nervously, obviously worried. There is a muted conversation about ‘air supply’ or something else possibly relevant. The audience are on the edge of their seats. Then it happens! Sometimes he appears from under the cloth; sometimes she whisks the cloth aside and he has disappeared completely. Sometimes she raises the cloth up to cover herself also, and then it drops and Chardino has taken his daughter’s place, and it is she now locked inside the restraint. Once a society of undertakers in some provincial town brought along a coffin, and they took him to a local plot of land and buried him in it. After a while, when nothing happened, they dug the coffin up and opened it to find him gone. He beat them back to the theater.”
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