“He wouldn’t,” Kim said in disgust. “Of all the sap skulled things to do! I don’t want to marry a toff, and certainly not a marquis!”
Abruptly, Mairelon’s eyes focused on her with alarming intensity. “You don’t?”
“Well, I don’t have anything against marquises in general,” Kim said, considering. “But I don’t want to marry Lord Franton.”
“Why not?” Mairelon said, still with the same intense focus. “He’s rich, he’s titled, he’s nearer your age than . . . He’s near your age. And Aunt Agatha was quite right—you couldn’t be better established than to marry a marquis.”
Kim shook her head, searching for words. “If all I wanted was money . . . Lord Franton’s nice enough, but . . .”
“You’re not still worried about being socially acceptable, are you?” The edge was back in Mairelon’s voice. “Not after the triumphs of the past week!”
“Triumphs!” Kim snorted. “I’m a novelty, like a performing bear, that’s all.”
Mairelon’s eyes dropped to his glass. In a completely colorless tone, he said, “Lord Franton doesn’t seem to think so.”
“Lord Franton ain’t got no sense,” Kim said flatly.
“I didn’t think him so utterly senseless as that,” Mairelon said, and an odd smile flickered over his lips.
“Well, you ain’t got no sense sometimes, neither,” Kim retorted. “Thinking I’d get leg-shackled to a marquis just because—If I’d of been that interested in money, I wouldn’t of worked so hard to stay out of the stews all those years.”
Mairelon blinked, plainly startled. “It’s not the same thing at all.”
“It ain’t?” Kim shook her head and shivered slightly. The brothels of Southwark had been among her worst nightmares since she had first learned of their existence when she was five or six. “Marrying a marquis because he’s rich and titled would be more comfortable and more permanent than working Vauxhall or Drury Lane, but I can’t see that there’s much other difference.”
“Ah. I had never considered it in that light.” Mairelon raised his glass and drank, then set it too carefully on the table.
“Jenny Correy didn’t marry Tom because he was well off, because he wasn’t, then,” Kim went on, half to herself. “And a lot of folks said she was throwing herself away on him, when she could have had Barnabas Totten, who’s got his own pub, or Henry Miller down at the shipyard. But Jenny and Tom are a lot happier than the ones who picked the best catch. They . . . like each other, and they get on well. Most of the time. More than anybody else I know, anyway.”
“I am justly chastened,” Mairelon said, sounding more like himself. “Is there, perhaps, some other gentleman among your suitors whose addresses you would welcome? The marquis gave me to understand that he knew he was being a bit hasty, but he was desirous of, er, beating the competition to the gate.”
“You mean he thinks I’m going to get more offers?” Kim said, appalled.
“He doesn’t seem to be the only one who thinks so,” Mairelon said. “Aunt Agatha mentioned it to me yesterday afternoon. Is there anyone, or would you prefer that I turn the lot of them away?”
Kim shook her head. “There isn’t anyone.”
Except you.
The revelation was so blindingly sudden that the words almost slipped out, and she had to bite her tongue and look away. And you thought Lord Franton hadn’t got any sense, she castigated herself. But sense had nothing to do with it. She swallowed hard, and tears stung her eyelids. If a beauty like Letitia Tarnower couldn’t interest Mairelon, and a brilliant wizard like Renée D’Auber hadn’t attracted him in all the years they’d known one another, what chance did she, Kim, have?
“Kim. . . .” There was a long pause, and then Mairelon said in an altered tone, “You know, I believe you are right; I have had a little too much of this brandy.”
With a lightness she did not feel, Kim replied, “If you hadn’t, you wouldn’t have been so nattered about Lord Franton. Silly clunch.”
“Is that remark meant for me, or for Franton?” Mairelon said. “Never mind. If anyone else wishes to propose to you, I shall send him away, but I’m afraid you’ll have to deal with the marquis yourself.”
“I don’t—” A prickle swept across her shoulder blades, and she stiffened and broke off in mid-sentence. After a moment, she realized that she had cocked her head as if she were listening for something, which was ridiculous—you couldn’t hear magic. “Something just touched the house-ward,” she told Mairelon. “It’s still up, but—” Another twinge interrupted her. “There it goes again.”
“A probing spell?” Mairelon said urgently. “Or a steady pressure?”
“Not steady,” Kim answered. “Not really like a probe, either, at least, not like the ones your mother showed me. More like”—she groped for the image—“like somebody throwing a rock through a window and running away.”
“Probably nothing that needs immediate attention, then,” Mairelon said. “I hope it didn’t wake Mother.”
Kim nodded. In the silence that followed, they heard a loud creak from the lower stairway. Immediately, Mairelon leaned forward and pinched out the candle. In the dim glow from the dying embers of the fire, he rose and made his way carefully to the library door, where he flattened himself against the wall. After a moment’s thought, Kim also stood. Taking care not to make any noise, she slipped toward the bookshelves behind the door. There was nothing she could do about the pallor of her lilac gown, but at least she would be out of the line of sight of anyone entering the room.
There was another creak, louder and nearer, and then the library door swung wide and a dark figure entered. Mairelon waited until the man had passed him, then kicked the door shut and jumped. The two shapes went down with a thump. Kim snatched up a vase, then hesitated, unable to tell which figure to brain with it.
“I have him,” Mairelon’s voice said a moment later. “If you’d be good enough to manage the lights, Kim? I’m a bit occupied at the moment.”
“Fiat lux,” Kim said hastily, and a rather wavery ball of light appeared above the two combatants. She frowned and concentrated more carefully, and the light steadied.
“Well, well,” Mairelon said. “Lord Gideon Starnes. To what do we owe the pleasure of this unusual call, my lord?”
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Lord Starnes stared at Mairelon for a moment, and then all of the tension left his body and he sagged toward the floor. “It would be you,” he said bitterly, and his words slurred very slightly as he spoke. “I suppose now you’ll tell her, and I’ll have no chance at all.”
“I should be more concerned about my telling the Runners, if I were you,” Mairelon said.
“I haven’t done anything,” Lord Starnes said with as much dignity as he could manage while lying on his back with Mairelon half-kneeling on top of him.
“Breaking into a house is something,” Kim pointed out. “Even if you aren’t very good at it.”
“And especially when it’s the second time,” Mairelon said.
Lord Starnes jerked. “How did you—It wasn’t me!”
“Looby,” Kim said. “If we hadn’t guessed before, we’d know now.” Holding the light spell steady, she crossed to the table and relit the candle, then fetched two more from the candlebox and lit them as well. It looked as if this was going to take a while, and she wasn’t sure how long she could keep the spell going, especially if Lord Starnes was going to start saying things interesting enough to distract her.
“Very good, Kim,” Mairelon said when she finished with the candles and let the light spell fade. “Now, Lord Starnes, I should dislike having to summon the Watch or lay information against you in Bow Street—but I shouldn’t dislike it enough to keep me from doing it. You had better explain.”
“And hurry up, before the rest of the house gets here,” Kim advised.
“Oh, that won’t be a problem,” Mairelon said. “I made it quite clear that I didn’t want to be disturbed this evening.”
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m frowned, but she couldn’t ask him anything in front of Lord Starnes, even if Starnes was, as he appeared to be, considerably more foxed than Mairelon.
“Letitia will never have me now,” Lord Starnes said miserably at that moment, drawing Mairelon’s attention back to him.
“Letitia?” Mairelon frowned. “Not the Tarnower chit? What has she got to do with you breaking into Andrew’s library?”
“She told him to sheer off, tonight at Lady Souftmore’s rout,” Kim said. “She’s hanging out for a rich husband, and he wouldn’t be one.”
Mairelon gave her an inquiring look.
“They were talking out on the balcony and I . . . happened to overhear,” Kim said. “I was going to tell you, but we got to discussing other things.”
“I can’t imagine why you thought I would be interested in Letitia Tarnower’s amours,” Mairelon said. “No doubt you had your reasons.”
“That wasn’t all they were talking about. I’ll tell you later.”
“Do you mean that?” Lord Starnes said, raising his head. His voice was suddenly hopeful.
“Of course she means it,” Mairelon said.
“No, did you mean what you said about Letitia—Miss Tarnower, that is?”
Mairelon frowned. “Do you know, I was under the impression that I was the one who was going to be asking questions and you were the one who was going to answer them. I can’t think how I made such a mistake. Possibly it has something to do with the brandy.”
“What brandy?” Lord Starnes said, bewildered. “I wasn’t drinking brandy; I was drinking gin.”
No wonder he hadn’t noticed the smell on Mairelon’s breath. Kim sighed and plopped into the nearest chair. If the two of them kept it up, this would take even longer than she had thought.
“Is that why you broke into my brother’s house?” Mairelon said politely. “Because you’ve been drinking gin?”
“Of course not,” Lord Starnes said. “Can’t expect to find Blue Ruin in a place like this.”
“Why not?” Mairelon said. “The cellars at Osterly House are half full of it, and the Racknetts practically bathe in the stuff. Not to mention—”
“Why did you come, then?” Kim interrupted before Mairelon ended up enumerating every gentry ken in town at which one could perfectly well expect to find gin in great quantities.
“I came for the book,” Lord Starnes said.
“That, we know,” Mairelon said. “The question is, why? It isn’t good for anything.”
“It is the key to a fortune!” Lord Starnes said dramatically, then broke out in a coughing fit. “Could you move your knee?” he asked Mairelon plaintively when he recovered.
“If I move my knee, I won’t be able to balance,” Mairelon said. “Get up, and we’ll sit down at the table and talk in comfort.”
“Oh, very well,” Lord Starnes said.
They rearranged themselves according to this program, while Kim shifted impatiently in her chair. Then Mairelon looked at Lord Starnes and said, “Now, about this fortune?”
“It was the wizards,” Lord Starnes explained. “The Frenchies. There were seven of ’em, and they knew the Terror was coming, so they put all their valuables in a secret vault and locked it with a spell. They each put part of the spell in a book, because they didn’t trust each other, y’see, and then they left France. And the vault is still there, with a fortune in it seven times over, because they never went back. But it takes all seven books to get in.”
“Fascinating,” Mairelon murmured. “And how do you come to know all this?”
“M’grandfather knew one of ’em,” Lord Starnes confessed. Having begun, he seemed almost eager to tell his story. “Fellow he met at a concert in Vienna, named d’Armand. They hit it off wonderfully, and d’Armand told him the whole story and gave my grandfather his book for fear of losing it.”
“That sounds extremely unlikely,” Mairelon said. “Especially since d’Armand was killed very soon after he left France. Have some brandy.”
Lord Starnes shrugged as he took the glass Mairelon proffered. “My grandfather had d’Armand’s book, and he said that d’Armand must have had a what-you-call-it, a vision that he was going to die, because a week later he drowned. And since Grandfather didn’t know any of the other Frenchies, and had no idea how to get in touch with them, he didn’t do anything.”
“That sounds even more unlikely,” Mairelon said.
“You never met my grandfather.” Lord Starnes sighed. “Lucky man.”
“Me, or your grandfather? Never mind. What made you decide to collect the rest of the books? I assume that is what you have in mind—collect all seven of the books and claim the fortune.”
“Letitia Tarnower,” Kim said. “That’s what did it. I told you, she’s hanging out for a rich husband.”
“I will hear no word against Miss Tarnower,” Lord Starnes said belligerently.
“No one has spoken any,” Mairelon reassured him. “About these books—”
Lord Starnes heaved a sigh. “I would never have thought of it myself. But Mannering assured me that no one would know, and it would be the making of both of us.”
Kim’s eyes widened, and she and Mairelon exchanged glances. “Mannering?” Kim said in a careful tone.
“Yes, he’s a cent-per-cent, a moneylender, that I’ve done business with,” Lord Starnes said. Kim nodded, and helpfully refilled his glass. Lord Starnes took an absentminded pull and went on, “I gave him d’Armand’s book last year as collateral, along with some other things. I thought he’d take it because he has a great interest in wizardry, though I didn’t realize at the time that he was one himself.”
“He isn’t,” Kim said before she could stop herself.
“I’ve seen him work spells myself,” Lord Starnes contradicted her.
“When was that?” Mairelon said.
“About a month ago, right after he offered to take me into partnership over this French vault,” Lord Starnes answered. His shoulders sagged. “I didn’t realize he wanted a lot of poking and prying and sneaking into people’s houses. I thought we’d just quietly buy up the other books somehow, and then I’d go to France and . . . and . . . collect everything.”
“I see.” Mairelon rubbed his chin thoughtfully. “And when did you discover that the business was more complex than you had anticipated?”
“When Mannering sent me to get the first two books,” Lord Starnes said. “I thought—but he gave me a couple of twigs that he’d set spells in and told me to break into the house. It was some awful place north of the city—”
“Not Hampstead?” Mairelon said.
“No, but near there, I think,” Starnes replied. “It took me forever to find it, and then when I got inside it was a regular rabbit’s warren. Books everywhere, stacks of them, in the drawing room and the dining room and even the bedrooms! I could only find one of the ones Mannering wanted. I think they only had one—they were the two wizards who were supposed to be married, you know, and what would they want with one each? Especially when they had all those others. But Mannering was very upset about it.”
“Ah, that would be the Comte du Franchard and the Comtesse de Beauvoix,” Mairelon said, refilling Starnes’s glass once more.
Lord Starnes didn’t notice. “Yes, that’s right, the comte and comtesse. And then we had to track down the book you have, and I didn’t manage to get hold of it, either.” Lord Starnes sighed. “Mannering was livid. Said that if I couldn’t get him the book, I’d have to make payments on the loan he’d given me! I had to go down to White’s and it’s a dashed good thing the cards were in my favor that night. Most of it.”
“Is that when you lost your ring to Lord Moule?” Mairelon said. “The gold one with the ruby center?”
“Now, how did you know about that?” Lord Starnes said, astonished.
“Magic,” Kim told him.
“Oh, of course.” Lord Starnes tried to look intelligent. Failing, he took another drink of brandy instead.
“Oh, I knew the books weren’t all in England,” Lord Starnes said. “That’s one of the reasons I never bothered to try for the seven of them myself. But Mannering said he’d arrange for the other two to be brought to London, and Durmontov showed up right on schedule. Whatever it was, it doesn’t seem to have worked with the Hungarian, though.”
“So Prince Alexei Durmontov is also involved in this interesting scheme of yours?” Mairelon kept his voice carefully neutral.
Lord Starnes looked startled. “No, of course not. If we’d gotten him involved, we’d have to split the money with him. No, no, Mannering tricked him somehow.”
“That explains it,” Kim said, topping off Lord Starnes’s glass again.
“It didn’t occur to you, I suppose, that the surviving wizards might want their belongings themselves?” Mairelon said in a deceptively mild tone.
“They’ve gotten along without them for thirty years,” Starnes said sullenly. “If they wanted the treasure back, they should have made some push to get at it. And anyway, they can’t get in without d’Armand’s book.”
Kim shook her head incredulously. “So you and Mannering decided to lighten six wizards? Of all the cloth-headed notions! Nobody with any sense tries to crack a frog-maker’s ken, let alone six of ’em. It’s too chancy.”
“I’m a bit of a wizard myself,” Lord Starnes said with dignity. “I got past your wards tonight, after all.”
“It didn’t do you much good, did it?” Kim retorted. “And anyway, you didn’t get past them. You set off all the warning spells.”
“I was afraid it was three circles, and not two,” Lord Starnes muttered, suddenly deflated. “But if I’d gotten the spell right—”
Kim snorted. “It still wouldn’t have done you no good. Amateurs! Magic won’t help if you can’t even put your feet down careful.”
Mairelon’s mouth twitched in amusement. “Yes, well, no doubt he didn’t anticipate running across an expert on the crack lay,” he said to Kim.
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