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From the Mad Journal of Mercy Mayhem Page 10

by Cathy Gaitan


  In the end, our guys wiped the floor with them. Dirth complained throughout. When he said something snarky during the shooting competition Pinkerton peppered the ground around his feet with bullets making Dirth dance. He didn’t hit him but it almost as good.

  Julia reprimanded Pink while Titus high-fived him. From the look on Dirth’s face when they left, he will not be agreeing to any more exercises with our group. We probably should expect a sneak attack though.

  August 5, 2017

  Last night Dirth and a few of his followers tried to jump Pink on his way home. Pinkerton already knew they were coming though. The Woodley twins have been shadowing Dirth since the altercation during the training competition.

  It didn’t take the three long to send Dirth and his gang running. Pink was thrilled to finally have a go at the other Zombie. It wasn’t as satisfying as he would have liked though.

  August 10, 2017

  I think Julia’s getting nervous about the meeting next month. She and Titus have made contact with Zombie leaders in 35 states and are working to extended further which is amazing to me. I didn’t realize we were so wide spread.

  Julia’s worked hard for this. I’m really proud of her. I had my doubts that this Zombie Coalition would ever happen. Don’t tell Julia!!

  August 26, 2017

  Pinkerton Floyd is driving me crazy!

  The group loved my flag believe it or not even Julia and Titus. We plan to present it at the Zombie Coalition. Paisley and Denim wrote an anthem. It’s so good!! We’re all in with that as well and will be making the trip along with my flag.

  Pink is feeling left out. I explained that he’s included in the flag since half of Lumina’s fur is pink but that’s not enough for him. He says he wants to make his own contribution.

  Every suggestion I’ve given him he’s shot down. Zombie Males you can’t live with them and Julia won’t let me shoot them.

  September 9, 2017

  Next week is the first meeting of the Zombie Coalition. We’ve got leaders from every state attending. Pinkerton’s Zombie Fealty Pledge was included in the items that will be presented to the Coalition. He’s so satisfied with himself right now!

  Pink and I are optimistically hopeful about the coalition. We’re really happy that Julia and Titus took their time putting this together so it could be done correctly. A revolution should not be done half-assed. Not if you want it to be successful.

  Yep, I have a really good feeling about this.

  September 15, 2017

  The Zombie Coalition meeting is taking place today. Julia and Titus took a flight last night. They packed light which is not surprising. Julia Caesar does not believe in carrying anything more than the bare essentials.

  Dirth Vader did not attend the meeting which honestly makes me nervous. Pink feels the same way. The Woodley twins say something’s going on. Dirth and his crew have been stockpiling ammunition. He says they’ve also increased security around the perimeter of their property. They are up to something! I just know it.

  September 16, 2017

  It seems the Zombie Apocalypse began while we were sleeping. Carmony’s craving got the better of her and she went hunting in the middle of the night. As usual she waited too long and it made her careless. Eating somebody’s brain in an alley is not recommended. Privacy is a must for a modern Zombie.

  That rat Zombie Dirth Vader took her photo and posted it to Facebook with the title: The Rise of the Zombie Apocalypse. Unfortunately, Carmony’s face is most definitely visible and the picture leaves no doubt what she’s munching on.

  According to the newspaper there were over 30 bodies discovered this morning without brains. I guess Dirth and his followers were busy last night. Busy framing Carmony!

  Pinkerton is the one that discovered this mess first. He called Julia and Titus to let them know. Julia Caesar is losing her mind. Pinkerton is sharpening his knives and loading his guns. Carmony is hyperventilating. Me, I’m fine. Crazies got me in her grip and she won’t let go until the sun comes out again.

  Welcome to the Zombie Apocalypse! k12

 

 

 


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