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by Antoinette Nwandu


  wander down this way

  MOSES yo why you askin

  MISTER no reason really

  just

  just making conversation

  MOSES what’chu doin round here

  man

  MISTER well gosh

  i’m not quite sure exactly

  what i mean is

  well

  i started in a quite familiar place

  but then

  i got all turned around

  and now

  gosh golly gee

  i think i might be lost

  KITCH you got dat right

  MOSES how bout’chu

  head on back the way you came

  MISTER i should do that

  you’re right

  i will i guess

  it’s just

  i did so want to get

  where i was going

  MOSES where dat is

  MISTER what’s that

  KITCH where you going

  MISTER oh

  well

  to my mother’s house

  of course

  i like to bring her food sometimes

  because

  because she’s ill you see

  she’s ill

  and i’m her only son

  yes

  yes

  i’m going to my mother’s house

  or well

  i was before i got so turned around

  say

  say would you mind if i sat down

  KITCH yo what da fuck

  MISTER it’s just that i’ve just been walking

  all around

  and gosh

  my feet are tired

  it’s because i’ve got weak arches

  always have

  but if i sat down for a moment

  i’d feel good

  not good exactly

  better

  if i sat down for a moment

  i’d feel better

  KITCH man

  ain’tcho white ass

  gotta couch

  MISTER no

  you’re right

  of course

  i should really be going

  KITCH a’ight then nigga

  be on yo—

  Moses and Kitch flinch.

  Mister flinches slightly off of their flinch.

  A moment. Silence. Stillness.

  Then, all clear.

  MISTER is everything alright

  MOSES yeah man

  we good

  MISTER well

  are you sure

  KITCH man

  mind yo goddamn bizness

  MISTER no

  right

  of course

  it’s just

  it seems like

  something’s got you spooked

  MOSES iss dem po-pos

  nigga damn

  MISTER those what

  KITCH po-lice

  white man

  po-lice

  MOSES they out here

  doin jess what they do

  killin niggas mostly

  MISTER killing

  what kind of killing

  KITCH kind dat keep uh nigga

  in line

  MOSES what nigga damn

  ain’tchu herd nuthin

  MISTER no

  i’m sorry

  no i haven’t

  MOSES (aside) dis nigga here

  MISTER say

  it isn’t safe out here

  i mean

  you fellas should do something

  call the poli–

  or

  or i don’t know do something

  MOSES same shit

  my nigga

  jess da day dat’s changed

  MISTER but aren’t you scared

  MOSES & KITCH …. .

  MISTER if i were in your shoes

  gosh

  i’d be terrified

  (then) say

  you fellas aren’t hungry

  are you

  MOSES KITCH

  why you askin yeeeeeessss

  MISTER well gosh

  it’s just so late

  i can’t imagine

  that i’ll get to mother’s now

  and well

  i’ve got this basket

  full of food

  good food

  it’d be a shame

  to let it go to waste

  MOSES naw man we cool

  KITCH we iz

  MOSES yeah nigga

  we iz

  ain’t on no charity game

  feel me

  MISTER no

  right

  of course

  i’m not implying that you—

  gosh

  i mean

  i feel like

  i’m the one

  who needs your help

  what with my aching arches

  and this basket full of food

  that i can’t finish

  by myself

  but no

  the last thing

  that i’d want to do

  is be some kind of nuisance

  gosh

  the last thing

  that i’d want to do

  is be some kind of pain

  if i troubled you

  either of you

  at all

  i’m awfully

  awfully—

  gosh

  i should go

  yes

  i’ll go this very instant

  and

  how about

  i leave this food here anyway

  yes

  i’ll just leave it here

  and what you do

  or don’t do with it

  gosh golly gee

  that’s up to you

  there’s cold stuff in there

  hot stuff too

  so

  if you do eat some

  don’t wait too long

  KITCH what kinda hot food

  MISTER what’s that now

  MOSES nuthin man

  we good

  hope you find yur momma

  bye

  MISTER what about your friend

  MOSES i sed

  we good

  MISTER (to Kitch) gosh

  does he ever let you

  speak for yourself

  KITCH yo what

  MISTER oh nothing

  A moment.

  Mister begins to go, but then …

  KITCH (to Mister) man

  yo feet really hurt

  MISTER weak arches

  it’s the pits

  KITCH a’ight then

  we fixta let’chu sit down okay

  but first

  lemme ask you dis

  MISTER yes

  of course

  KITCH yo ass ain’t here

  to smoke us

  iz you

  MOSES kill me now

  KITCH bang bang

  MISTER i’m sorry

  i don’t understand

  KITCH did you come out here

  to kill

  me and my friend

  MISTER what a question

  MOSES dat ain’t no kinda answer

  MISTER no i didn’t

  in fact

  and please

  don’t think that i’m not happy

  that we met

  i am

  i think you’re both

  delightful

  but i told you

  i was going to see my mother

  if i hadn’t got turned around

  i wouldn’t be out here at all

  KITCH man iss cool

  sit down

  rest’cho feet and shit

  MOSES yo kitch

  KITCH what nigga

  we don’t own deez streets

  A moment.

  Mister looks at Moses.

  Moses communicates “I’ll allow it” with the smallest possible gesture.

 
MISTER why

  thank you

  thank you both

  that’s awfully—

  gosh

  that’s awfully—

  Mister opens the basket and removes a red and white checkered tablecloth which he spreads on the ground.

  Then he sits, takes off his hat, and fans his face.

  This should take a while.

  that does feel good

  to take the load off

  i mean

  gosh

  my feet are tired

  though

  i do suppose

  that’s what you get

  when you intend

  to get to mother’s house

  but somehow find yourself

  (he looks around) well here

  i guess

  you find yourself

  right here

  and yes

  you’re right

  she will be disappointed

  mother will

  she was so looking forward to—

  i am her only son

  you see

  and i was headed to her house

  i told her i would come

  but well

  the thing is

  i got lost

  you see

  i got all turned around

  but yes

  she will be disappointed

  all the sa–

  KITCH yo man

  good for you

  so uh

  about dat food

  MOSES ain’t gotta beg

  nigga damn

  KITCH like you ain’t hungry

  MISTER what’s that

  KITCH food

  nigga damn

  what kind

  MISTER oh yes

  the food

  well now

  let me see

  what do we have here

  (taking out each dish) we have some cold cuts

  mother does love her cold cuts

  string beans

  apple pie

  ice cream

  strawberries

  blueberries

  blackberries

  goji berries

  hm

  i don’t know what those are

  turkey legs

  chicken legs

  chicken à la king

  oooh

  pudding

  beer and wine

  water too

  cuz mother doesn’t drink

  hot dogs

  hamburgers

  fresh roasted peanuts

  dim sum

  why the hell not

  and last but not least

  collard greens and pinto beans

  KITCH yo moses

  dat’s yo favorite

  MOSES …. .

  MISTER what’s that now

  your favorite

  gosh golly gee

  mine too

  cook the collards down

  in fatback

  add a pinch of sugar

  that’s how mother does it anyway

  or was it

  mother’s favorite hired woman

  i can’t remember

  well

  no matter

  KITCH so

  MISTER so what

  KITCH can we like

  can we get some man

  MISTER please

  help yourselves

  dig in

  KITCH yo

  dat’s wassup

  Kitch sits down and digs in. Moses does not.

  KITCH yooo nigga damn

  dis shit right here

  wooooo

  dis hits da spot

  (noticing that Moses hasn’t eaten) what da fuck nigga

  chomp chomp

  MOSES …. .

  MISTER golly gee

  where are my manners

  Mister offers the plate of collard greens and pinto beans to Moses.

  Moses smells the food.

  MOSES shit

  Mister offers Moses a fork.

  MISTER go ahead

  take a bite

  A moment.

  Then Moses accepts both food and fork.

  MOSES give it here

  man damn

  Moses considers the food.

  Moses takes a bite.

  shit

  dat’s so fuckin good

  MISTER i’m glad you like it

  KITCH nigga damn man

  where you procure

  all dis food

  MISTER i grow it

  KITCH yo like organic

  das wassup

  They eat.

  And eat.

  And eat.

  It’s amazing.

  MOSES yo mister

  yo—

  MISTER master

  Moses and Kitch stop eating.

  MOSES what

  MISTER master

  my name is master

  KITCH what da fuck

  MISTER what

  KITCH what da fuck

  MISTER why

  what’s the proble—

  oh

  oh right

  i see

  gosh that’s—

  gosh

  i’ve never—

  gosh

  i’ve never heard it

  quite like that before

  how awkward

  that’s so awkward

  gosh

  it’s just a name

  a family name

  so

  you know

  pass it down

  and pass it down

  i hope that you don’t think—

  i’ve never—

  i would never—

  gosh

  it’s just a name

  it doesn’t mean a thing

  MOSES means somethin to me

  MISTER well okay

  what’s your name

  KITCH who me

  MISTER yes

  of course

  KITCH oh

  yeah

  okay

  my real name percy

  but dat’s awful

  so

  so most folks call me kitch

  MISTER kitch

  KITCH yeah kitch

  MISTER (to Moses) and you are

  Moses puts the plate down.

  MOSES nigga

  MISTER your name is—

  KITCH naw man naw

  he moses

  feel me moses

  MISTER moses

  golly gee

  now there’s a name

  (clearing his throat; singing) LET MY PEOPLE GOOOOOOOO

  (then, fishing for a compliment) eh

  eh

  MOSES man

  i thought’chu sed

  you wudn’t religious

  MISTER i’m not anymore

  but as a child

  well

  as a child—

  MOSES yeah man

  whatever

  Moses retreats.

  MISTER kitch

  have i done something wrong

  KITCH naw man

  you good

  MISTER are you sure

  moses seems upset

  KITCH i mean

  he dealin wit shit

  but damn man

  dat’s jess life

  MISTER yes well

  as his brother

  i guess you’d know

  KITCH oh naw man

  moses man

  he ain’t my—

  we ain’t brothas

  MISTER you’re not

  KITCH naw man

  we’re not

  MISTER hmm

  could have fooled me

  KITCH i mean

  don’t get me wrong

  he my nigga

  you feel me

  MISTER no

  i’d rather not

  KITCH yo what

  MISTER because you

  just said—

  KITCH (getting the joke) niggaaaaaa

  MISTER gosh


  you really like that word

  KITCH what word is that

  MISTER the n-word

  KITCH what n-word

  MISTER that n-word

  KITCH nigga

  what n-word damn

  MISTER the n-word you keep saying

  KITCH damn man what da fuck

  what n-word yo ass on about

  narcotic

  nitro

  nincompoop

  MISTER the n-word

  that i’m on about is ni–

  Moses shoots daggers at Mister.

  nevermind

  MOSES wish a nigga wud

  KITCH oooooooohhhhhhh

  that n-word

  yeah iss a’ight

  MISTER i mean

  every sentence

  my n-word this

  my n-word that

  KITCH maaaaaan

  quit actin like

  yo ass ain’t sed dat shit

  MISTER what shit

  KITCH dat n-word nigga

  nigga

  nigga

  nigga

  MOSES iss true nigga

  all white niggas

  say da n-word

  MISTER what!

  MOSES or if they don’t

  bess believe

  dey want to

  MISTER first of all

  first of all

  i’m not sure

  what all white ni—

  people

  all white people

  even means

  i’m

  just

  one

  person

  and second of all

  second of all

  i don’t say that word

  MOSES but’chu want to

  hunh

  MISTER no moses

  i don’t

  MOSES (to Kitch) yeah he do

  MISTER no i don’t

  MOSES iss cool

  you wanna say

  dat n-word

  MISTER no

  MOSES me and kitch

  cud prolly teach you

  MISTER now look

  you need to hear me on this

  gosh golly

  i would never

  ever ever

  say that word

  i mean

  my mother told me not to

  KITCH what da fuck

  man damn

  yo momma

  breastfeed yo ass too

  MISTER well

  no

  but i do love mother

  KITCH i luv my momma too

  don’t mean my ass

  can’t say da shit

  i feel like sayin feel me

  MISTER well

  maybe it should

  MOSES yo what

  MISTER now look now

  moses

  kitch

  now i’ve just met you fellas

  and gosh

  the last thing

  that i’d want to do is—

  MOSES great

  but wuss yo point

  MISTER well

  well

  it’s just that—

  yes

  yes feelings fine

  but it’s so

  i don’t know

  distasteful for your—

  well for people who—

  gosh golly gee

  it’s just that—

  gosh

  if i don’t get to say

  the n-word

  why do you

  MOSES becuz

  my nigga damn

  iss not’chors

  you feel me

  bad or good man

  iss not’chors

  MISTER EVERYTHING’S MINE!

  nope

  no of course

  you’re right

  gosh

  (checking his pocket watch) look at the time

  i really should be going

  moses

  kitch

 

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