Jaden downstairs had his bedroom turned over by two dickheads (had Halloween masks on so the CCTV is useless). They took his hamster, which is well shitty because the kid’s only eight and he’s missing his fam. I think it might’ve got into the walls because I heard scuffling next to me last night. Freaked me out TBH. Thought it was Robyn’s pot-head boyfriend trying to get back into the ‘premises’ (who in their right mind would try to get in here?!).
Got that chain you told me to buy myself for Christmas and I’ve been wearing it every day, even when I’m in the shower.
I’m gonna put a photo in with this letter. It’s only a few months old. It looks like we’re abroad, but it was only Blackpool. Robyn let me have one of her bikinis (she didn’t want it back after I borrowed it ha!). Her mum sends her clothes all the time (Robyn calls it spending guilt money). As you can see, I don’t tan very easy. ‘English rose,’ Mr Townsend the gardener calls me, but everyone knows he’s a paedo, the old perv (he’s about eighty, but … ). I’ve got red hair in that pic, but that was just a temp spray Robyn tested on me. You’ll be pleased to know that I’m back to my natural blonde now.
Four weeks to go!
Are you excited? Nervous? Both?
I’m all three!
Love,
L
PS. Got that other thing you told me to buy
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