by Piper Rayne
“You’re going to be late.” My mom’s voice adds to the mix from down the hall.
I dream of being woken up by some suave foreign man who doesn’t speak a lick of English, while he uses his soft, roaming hands and sprinkles kisses over my flesh to stir me into consciousness. Instead, I get my seven-year-old daughter and my mom to orchestrate my Monday morning trip to Crazyville.
Jade turns off the alarm and sets it down on the nightstand. “It’s seven,” she says in a completely unalarmed tone.
“What?” I sit up, chip crumbs falling to the rumpled sheets.
“Eating in bed again?” She giggles, and I snatch her up by her waist pulling her onto the bed with me, using my fingers as an instrument to torture her. Torture by tickle.
“Mom, no!” She laughs and squirms.
“It’s only six-fifteen.”
She wiggles enough to slide away and I release her because I’m later than I usually am, but it’s Monday and since I made a deal with Jade that every Sunday is our day, it meant a late night of studying after she went to bed.
“I’ll turn on the shower.” She walks out of the room and straight into the small bathroom of our three-bedroom bungalow—the house I grew up in. Jade now sleeps in my old bedroom, while I’m shacked up in my mom’s old sewing room. She doesn’t sew much these days, anyway.
“Thanks, and then—”
“I know. Brush my teeth, get dressed, and comb my hair.”
I smile at my independent daughter even though it causes a familiar tug on my heart. She should have had the luxury of having a mom who picks out her clothes and does fancy hairstyles with ribbon and curls before school. A mom who wakes her up with the smell of bacon and pancakes and freshly squeezed orange juice. A dad who pulls her mom in close to say goodbye and promises to be at her soccer practice as he kisses the top of her head.
Instead, she’s got a dad who didn’t blink when I told him we were moving back to Chicago and leaving him in Los Angeles. A mom who gave up her own education only to pursue her degree later in life while she’s working a full-time job. A mom who moved her halfway across the country, leaving behind the beach and sunny weather for concrete and dreary rain-filled days.
To her credit, my tough girl never gave me a guilt trip when I sat her down and explained that Grandma needed us. She packed her boxes and hid the tears. I guess people are right when they say she’s the spitting image of me.
I get up from the bed, staring at my phone to make sure my new boss, Hannah, hasn’t sent me anything urgent. It’s not something she expects me to do. But it’s been a hard transition from my last boss, Jagger Kale, who expected an answer to any question whenever he asked it. Old habits die hard.
Setting it down, I grab my robe and head out of the cocoon of soft sheets, warm blankets, and quiet space to start my week.
Forty-five minutes later, my heels click on my mom’s linoleum kitchen floor.
My to-go cup of coffee is placed next to my purse and my computer bag, while Jade is shoveling Lucky Charms into her mouth, leaving her banana untouched. My mom is still in her pajamas reading the paper mindlessly nodding and agreeing with Jade on the latest second-grade drama at her new school.
“Then Brian told Peter that he liked Valerie and—”
“Whoa,” I stop her, sliding my arms into my jacket. “Like? You’re talking about friendship, right?”
Jade rolls her eyes and I glance over my shoulder because surely, she’s not rolling her eyes at me.
“Mom,” she sighs.
My mom curls the corner of the newspaper to eye me over her reading glasses.
“You shouldn’t be liking any boys.”
“I don’t.” Jade notices me getting ready, stands, takes her bowl to the sink and grabs her jacket.
I hold out her backpack for her and she slides her arms through it.
“Good because—”
“Boys only detour you from obtaining your dreams. Make your own path for yourself before you allow others to walk beside you,” she says in a deadpan voice beyond her years.
“Sorry.” I bend down and kiss her cheek. “It’s the truth though,” I whisper.
Again, the paper peels back, my mom’s face showing her displeasure over what I’m teaching her granddaughter.
Jade wraps her arms around my mom’s neck, pressing her lips to her cheek. “Love you, Grandma.”
My mom pats her arm. “Love you, bug, I’ll be outside at school’s end.” Then she lowers her voice and whispers. I could probably dictate her secret conversation with Jade. She’s telling her to open her heart and see the possibilities this wonderful life has to offer.
It’s a crock of shit that I used to believe, and it landed me right where I am.
“Thanks, Mom. You sure you’re good to meet Jade after school because—”
“I’m good.” Her eyes sternly warn me to let the topic go.
My mom might be a softy when it comes to love, but she doesn’t allow others to question her ability.
Following Jade’s lead, I bend down and kiss my mom’s cheek. “Love you. Call me if you need me.”
“Uh-huh.” She continues to read the paper. “Have a good day.”
We grab our stuff and head out the door, so I can walk Jade the three blocks to school. We don’t finish walking one block before Jade asks a question that has me wanting to come to an abrupt stop if I weren’t already so late.
“What kind of dad is Daddy?”
“Kind?”
Jade jumps from sidewalk square to sidewalk square. “Yeah, like he used to be Weekend Dad because I only saw him on the weekend.”
“Where did you hear that expression?” Damn Google. My seven-year-old daughter thinks she’s seventeen.
She shakes her head adamantly. “Nowhere.”
I shoot her a look with my chin down, eyes wide. Basically, the stern mother look.
“Promise.” She holds out her pinky. “Swear.”
I pinky swear with her. Knowing my daughter would have crumpled like a cheap suit if she was lying.
“Your dad is just your dad. He’ll come and visit, maybe we’ll go back and visit him from time-to-time. He might not be able to come every weekend, but that’s what’s so great about technology.”
I say this even though the dipshit has only Skyped with her four times in the past two months. Whatever, I’m being the bigger person here.
“Yeah, but at school, Valerie says her dad is the Date Night Dad. Every Wednesday he picks her up from school and they go to dinner and a movie. He always has a present for her.”
“That’s nice.” My heart clenches over the fact that she doesn’t, and likely never will, have that type of relationship with her father.
She says nothing.
I knew this move would be hard on her. Miles away from a dad who never really put her first to begin with, his eye set on making partner at his firm and nothing else.
“Maybe my dad is a Sometime Dad?”
The line of cars on the road ready to drop off their children signals we’re nearing the school. The giggles of children mix with the hollering of mom’s I love yous. Teachers are ushering kids in through the front doors when we approach, but I stop Jade and bend down to her level.
“Jade,” I say, squeezing her shoulder. “Your daddy misses you and I know sometimes he works too much to call, but always know, he’s thinking of you. You’re his little girl.”
She nods. “I get it. He wants to be successful and make a lot of money because Nana and Papa didn’t have a lot.”
I ignore the spark of anger inside me. Pete needs to watch what he tells her. Money is not everything in life. No one gives a shit what your bank account balance is when you die.
“He just wants to make sure you have everything you want.” I tuck a strand of her brown hair behind her ear.
I don’t add in that he also wants a new sports car for himself, the condo on the beach, and all the other material things that attract the women whose bigge
st goal is to score a rich husband.
“He said he sent me a present.” Her eyes light up and I really hope she receives it this time around.
“See, he’s always thinking of you.” I open my arms and she rushes in squeezing my neck.
“Love you, bug,” I whisper in her ear.
“Love you, Mommy.”
We part ways and she skips ahead of me. “So, Sometime Daddy then?” she asks.
Should’ve known I couldn’t deter her from defining her daddy’s role in her life. She’s persistent.
“I’d prefer just Daddy, but...”
“Yeah, I’ll tell the kids I have a Sometime Daddy.”
We reach the steps of St. Patrick Catholic School, the buzz of early morning in full force. Two familiar moms stand at the bottom of the staircase sipping their coffees and having their usual morning chat about every other parent’s incompetence in the school.
“Victoria,” Darcie coos, pushing her long blonde hair over her shoulder. “Jade,” she says my daughter’s name like she’s been bouncing on the balls of her feet all morning to see her.
“Darcie. Georgia.” I bend down and tighten Jade’s ponytail, smoothing out the wispy unruly hairs. “Have a great day. Grandma will be here after school.”
“Okay. Love you, Mommy.” She gives me a looser hug than she did moments ago and before I’m standing upright again, she’s with a red-haired girl talking nonstop as the two venture up the stairs.
“Have a great day, ladies.” I turn to leave and head to the train station.
“Oh, Vikki,” Darcie says. I knew it would be asking too much to sneak away.
I smack on my court smile. The smile I had permanently fixed on my face when my ex and I were going through the divorce. The Stepford creepy-wife one that says I’m content and even-keeled, when really, it’s like World War Z in my head.
“Victoria,” I clarify for the five-hundredth time since we moved here.
“As you know, the carnival is a month away and since you missed the parent meeting, we signed you up to run an event.”
I stare blankly at her. Mostly because I will lose my shit and that will not help Jade with this transition. We need St. Pats. It’s the closest school to my house and it’s a good one.
“What event would that be?” I ask with the patience I can only assume I honed well while I was working for my old boss, Jagger Kale.
When exactly is this carnival? I don’t even know if I’m available. And a carnival? Seriously, get a new idea. It’s not the eighties.
“Your choice,” queen bee says. “Just make sure there’s no food involved. All food has to be inspected before coming in. We don’t want anything that could endanger the children. That should be easy for you, right?”
Again, I stare blankly at her, trying to compose myself before I grab her Starbucks cup and squeeze it until it soaks her ridiculous khaki belted jacket.
Hello, if I was a stay-at-home-mom and had all this time on my hands, I’d be sporting the ‘I’m on my way to the gym outfit’ when in reality I’m going home to lay on my couch And the only reason I’d be wearing yoga pants is because they won’t impede the pound of chocolate I’m going to consume. Ladies shouldn’t be ashamed of the bonbon stereotype. Everyone knows a mom’s real work is from six to eight in the morning and three to nine at night.
“Great, I’ll arrange something,” I say with a smile and a nod, then turn to step away before I tell her what I really think of her signing me up for something without my consent.
Like a flash of lightning in the sky, the sight of the smiling man leading a little boy up toward the school stuns me. I stop and stare, my mind blank.
I don’t think about the Sometime Daddy dilemma, or getting to work on time, or the carnival event I have to plan. Instead, I try to figure out how many years it’s been since I last saw Reed Warner.
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Jagger, oh Jagger…
Rayne loved Jagger from his first introduction in The Manny. We know many of you were skeptical he could redeem himself, but there’s something about a guy who owns who he is and doesn’t really give a shit about people’s reactions.
He came to her easy during writing, the problem is we knew we needed someone who would challenge him. We teased you with Sophie and Victoria in the two previous books. They each had strong personalities and wouldn’t take his crap. Perfect matches in a way. We contemplated Sophie, but when we finally sat down to plot his book, we both agreed that it had to be someone from his past.
Enter Quinn.
She held the power in their second chance from the moment they came face-to-face in the kitchen. So, although she didn’t have as sharp of comebacks as the other two girls, she fit perfectly with Jagger.
Rayne fell just as hard for Quinn. Chore Play is our ninth novel. Every couple brings something magical to the page, but what we loved about this one is neither Jagger nor Quinn changed the essence of who they were. Jagger is still that snappy comeback, crude guy, who probably thinks a little too much of himself, but he found the love of his life who will slap him upside the head when he gets a little too arrogant.
The same as with the entire Dirty Truth Series, without all these people putting their heads and fingers to the grind, the book would never be what it is!
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Our first readers of a really shitty, unedited copy—Heather and Angela.
All our early ARC readers, first for wanting to read our stuff early, for giving Jagger a chance and for posting their reviews.
And of course, all our unicorns. We can’t ask for a better group to interact with daily. You love our characters as much as us and that warms our hearts more than our happily ever afters!
We’ll see you in a short few weeks. The Winter Games are here and there’s some snowboarders you need to meet. Well, you met the first one already. Yes, Grady Kale, Jagger’s cousin, is first to drop in the pipe with his story, Cold As Ice.
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Piper & Rayne
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Piper Rayne, or Piper and Rayne, whichever you prefer because we’re not one author, we’re two. Yep, you get two USA Today Bestselling authors for the price of one. Our goal is to bring you romance stories that have "Heartwarming Humor With a Side of Sizzle" (okay...you caught us, that's our tagline). A little about us... We both have kindle’s full of one-clickable books. We're both married to husbands who drive us to drink. We're both chauffeurs to our kids. Most of all, we love hot heroes and quirky heroines that make us laugh, and we hope you do, too.
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Table of Contents
Title Page
Copyright
Contents
Dedication
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Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Chapter 17
Chapter 18
Chapter 19
Chapter 20
Chapter 21
Chapter 22
Chapter 23
Chapter 24
Chapter 25
Chapter 26
Chapter 27
Chapter 28
Epilogue
Chapter 1 - Clean Slate
Chapter 2 - Clean Slate
Chapter 3 - Clean Slate
Chapter 4 - Clean Slate
Chapter 5 - Clean Slate
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