Charmaine detaches herself from Stan so he and Conor and the unusual friends can do that back-slapping and fist-bumping and name-repeating routine they do. "Con!" "Stan!" "Rikki!" "Jerold!" "Budge!" Like they don't know each other's names already. But it's a male-bonding thing, she's seen a TV show about that, it's like saying "Congratulations" or something. Now they're moving over to where the champagne is, even though Stan should really not have any more of it or he'll be too drunk to do the things she's hoping they'll do, once they get to the hotel room and she's had a lovely shower, with white fluffy towels and almond oil body lotion all over her.
And once Conor and his buddies have dumped some alcohol into themselves, Conor will think about kissing the bride, and kissing Charmaine as well; he'll want to plant some aggressive smooches on her, to annoy Stan. She ought to warn Aurora about Conor - the way Max is, now that he's truly in love, he might resent any other man laying a finger on Aurora, and then there could be a fight, which Max would lose, because four against one, or maybe five, counting Stan, and Max would get a nosebleed at the very least and ruin the cake or the floral arrangements, and that would spoil this beautiful, perfect day - but as she looks around the reception space, she sees that Max and Aurora have already disappeared. Hot to trot, though it won't be trotting, it will be galloping, she thinks, without a shadow of regret. Or is that a tiny shadow? It can't be, since every shadow of regret, and every shadow, period, has been lasered out of her. All of her shadows.
She decides to glide as far away as she can, over behind the fountain where Conor can't see her, because out of sight, out of mind. Jocelyn comes with her.
"So, joy and fresh days of love," she says.
"I guess," says Charmaine. Jocelyn says weird things sometimes. "For me and Stan, that's really true."
"Good," says Jocelyn. "I have a wedding gift for you. But I'll give it to you a year from now. It isn't ready yet."
"Oh, I love surprises!" says Charmaine. Is that true? Not always. Sometimes she hates them. She hates the kinds of surprises that pounce on you out of the dark. But surely Jocelyn's surprise won't be that kind.
"I can't thank you enough," she says, "for everything you've done for us. For me and Stan."
Jocelyn smiles. Is that a real smile, warm and friendly, or is it a slightly scary smile? Charmaine has trouble figuring out Jocelyn's different smiles. "Thank me later," Jocelyn says. "Once you know what it is."
Then, after the handshakes and goodbyes, and after Conor has kissed Charmaine after all, but only on the cheek, Jocelyn and Conor and those other men get into a sleek black car with tinted windows and drive away.
Charmaine stands beside Stan with her arm linked through his and waves at them until the car is out of sight. "Do you think they're an item?" she asks. "Conor and Jocelyn?" She'd kind of like it if they were, because then Jocelyn wouldn't be prowling around uncoupled, so she'd be less likely to make a grab for Stan. Though Charmaine is grateful to Jocelyn, she still doesn't trust her, after those lies she told and the tricky numbers she pulled.
"I'd put money on it," says Stan. "Con always liked the hard-nosed ones. He says it's more of a challenge, plus they know what they want, plus they've got more RPMs."
RPMs is a car engine term, Charmaine knows that. But it isn't very polite. "That isn't very polite," she says. "Women aren't cars."
"It's Con's way of talking," says Stan. "Not polite. Whatever, they're in business together."
"What kind of business?" says Charmaine. It would have to be something they're both good at, such as bluffing. Maybe they're working for the casinos. If the two of them are an item, she wonders how long that's been going on.
"I'd say their business is none of our business," says Stan.
XV | THERE
THERE
Stan has a new job. He's an Empathy Module adjustor for the newly opened Possibilibots Vegas production facility. He's in charge of perfecting the Elvis grin, which has never been quite accurate. Too tight and it's a snarl, too loose and it's a drool; they've had complaints both ways. But Stan is making progress: he's going to ace this! After that's done, he's already booked for the Marilyns, where some tweaks to the pout are required.
It's the weekend, so he's home, his own home, trimming the cactus hedge, his own cactus hedge. And with his own trimmers; he keeps them in razor-sharp condition. On the lawn - his lawn, or rather their lawn, which is covered with AstroTurf because of the Vegas watering restrictions - little Winnie, already three months old, gurgles on a blanket covered with cute little ducklings. Stan wondered about naming her Winifred - her nickname would sound too much like a kids'-story bear, and she'd be called Poo at school and teased for being named after a turd, but Charmaine said it was a tribute to her Grandmother Win, because what would have happened if it hadn't been for her, and anyway it was only little boys who had such potty brains. So they could jump that bridge when they came to it, when they could always opt for Winnie's second name, which is Stanlita. Charmaine insisted on that; she said it was like a memorial to their undying love. Stan said there wasn't any such name as Stanlita, and Charmaine said there was, and he looked it up online, and fuck if she wasn't right.
Under the shade of a sun umbrella, Charmaine sits in a lawn chair, knitting a tiny hat for what she hopes will soon be the next baby, and keeping an eye on Winnie. She hovers over the kid: there have been some unexplained baby disappearances in the news lately, and Charmaine is worried that the babies are being stolen for their valuable, age-cancelling blood. Stan tells her it's not likely to happen in their part of town, but Charmaine says you never know, and a stitch in time saves nine.
She's keeping an eye on Stan too, because she has this notion that he might ramble off and get involved in adventures, with or without predatory women. She never used to be so possessive of him, but ever since that thing they did to her head she's been like this. A micro-manager of Stan. At first it was flattering, but some days he feels a little too examined.
Nor can he dump the fact that Charmaine was once willing to kill him, no matter how much she'd boo-hooed about it. The story - the story Jocelyn subsequently fed him - is that Charmaine always knew that scene was fake, which is what they both pretend to believe. But he doesn't buy it; she'd been serious.
Not that he can use it against her. And he can't use her fling with Max either, because thanks to Jocelyn, Charmaine has the counter-weapon, namely his fling with Jocelyn. He could say he was coerced into it, but that won't wash: Charmaine would only say the same thing about herself. I couldn't help it, and so on. Plus, Charmaine knows about his pursuit of the imaginary Jasmine, which is more than humiliating for him: to be a rascal is one thing, it's almost respectable, but to be an idiot is pathetic. They're evenly balanced on the teeter-totter of cheating, so by mutual consent they never mention it.
On the other hand, his sex life has never been so good. Partly it's whatever adjustment they made inside Charmaine's brain, but also it has to be his repertoire of verbal turn-ons. They're straight from the videos of Charmaine and Max that Jocelyn made him watch, and though it was hell at the time he's grateful to her now, because all he needs to do is haul out one of those riffs - Turn over, kneel down, tell me how shameless you are - and Charmaine is toffee in his hands. She'll do it all, she'll say it all; she's everything he once longed for in the imaginary Jasmine, and more. True, the routine has become slightly predictable, but it would be surly to complain. Like complaining that the food's too delicious. What kind of a complaint is that?
GIFT
Charmaine is basking like a seal. Or like a whale. Or like a hippo. Like something that basks, anyway. Even her knitting is going better than it used to, now that she knows what it's for. She knitted a bear for Winnie, though a green one, not blue, and she embroidered the eyes to avoid a choking hazard. And this hat will be darling once she's finished.
What a beautiful day! But all the days are beautiful. Thank heavens she had that adjustment to her brain, because she couldn't ask for more
out of life, she appreciates things so much more than she used to, even when something goes wrong, such as the drain water spitting up into the dryer like it did yesterday, with a full load in there too. That would once have taken her mood way down. But after the plumber came and fixed it, she put that load through again with an extra dose of lavender-scented fabric softener, and it was just like new.
And that's good, because her white cotton top with the peasant frill was in that load, and it's what she wants to wear to the Positron Survivors' Reunion. She'll see Sandi and Veronica there, and catch up on their news. They're both doing well, according to their online pages: Sandi's in hairweaving, she has a real knack for it, and Veronica's with a speaker's agency and goes around talking about how to work with your sexual orientation if it doesn't happen to fit in with society's norms. Just last week she spoke to a gathering of shoe fetishists, and instead of giving her a bouquet or a plaque or whatever they gave her the cutest pair of blue shoes, with peek-a-boo toes and ginormous high heels. Charmaine can't wear shoes like that any more, they give her pain in the Achilles tendon. Maybe she's getting middle-aged.
Max and Aurora might be there as well. She hasn't kept up with them. There's still a little needle of hurt buried somewhere in the cushions of warm wishes she takes care to send their way whenever she thinks about them. Or thinks about Max. She still does think about Max, from time to time. In that way. Which is odd, because those feelings about Max were supposed to have been wiped.
What she tries not to think about is the work she used to do, back in her other life at Positron Prison, before her shadows got erased. If you do bad things for reasons you've been told are good, does it make you a bad person? Thinking too much about this could really spoil everything, which would be selfish. So she tries to put that side of things right out of her mind.
--
Stan turns the hedge trimmer off. He raises the visor he has to wear because of the flying cactus prickles, takes off his leather gloves, wipes his forehead."Stan, honey, want a beer?" Charmaine calls. She's not drinking herself, it wouldn't be good for Winnie.
"In a minute," he says. "Just got a foot more to do." Charmaine thinks maybe they should take the cactus hedge out and put in a fence of woven sticks, but Stan didn't go for that idea. He says why fix it if it's not broke? Actually he said, Not fucking broke and told her to quit nagging him about it. She wasn't nagging, but she let it rest. Let him keep on believing anything he wants to believe, because when he's grumpy he won't have sex, and the sex is amazing, way better than before; how can it not be, now that her brain's been reborn?
Stan can still get a little impatient with her in daily life. Even though everything's so wonderful. It's the pressures of his work. Charmaine will get some work too, in a while, maybe part-time because it's good to receive some validation from the real world.
--
A dark hybrid car's pulling up in front of the house. Jocelyn gets out of it. She seems to be alone.
Stan lowers his visor, switches on his trimmer, turns his back. So that's all right, thinks Charmaine: it means he's not interested in Jocelyn, despite the way she's flashing her legs.
"Jocelyn!" says Charmaine as Jocelyn walks across the AstroTurf toward her. "What a surprise! It's so good to see you!" She sets down her knitting, makes flailing motions in the lawn chair.
Jocelyn's wearing a fashionable dark grey linen sheath, white Cuban-heeled sandals, a floppy-brimmed sunhat. "Don't get up," she says. "Cute baby." You can see she isn't much interested; if she was, she would've picked Winnie up and gone Ooochie-kootchie or some normal thing like that. But then Winnie might spit up on Jocelyn's expensive outfit, and that would not improve their relationship. Not that they have one: Charmaine hasn't seen Jocelyn since the wedding. She and Conor are in Washington, doing something top, top secret. Or that's the version Stan got from Conor.
"Can I get you a cold drink?" Charmaine says dutifully.
"I can't stay a minute," Jocelyn says. "I just came by to deliver your wedding gift."
"Oh," says Charmaine hopefully. "How great!" But what is it? Jocelyn isn't carrying a package. Maybe it's a cheque, and that would be nice too but not so tasteful. A personally chosen item is better, in Charmaine's opinion. Though not always.
"It's not an object," Jocelyn says. Charmaine has a memory flash of Jocelyn's head when it was in a box. She used to think that head could read her thoughts, and here was Jocelyn doing that very same thing, only not in a box. "It's a piece of information, about you."
"About me?" Charmaine says, dismayed. Is this another trick, is it some blackmail thing like those videos of her and Max? But those were supposed to have been destroyed.
"You can choose," says Jocelyn. "To hear it or not. If you hear it, you'll be more free but less secure. If you don't hear it, you'll be more secure, but less free." She crosses her arms, waits.
Charmaine has to think. How could she be more free? She's already free enough. And she's already secure, as long as Stan has his job and she has Stan. But she knows herself well enough to realize that if Jocelyn goes away without telling her, she'll always be curious about what it was.
"Okay, tell me," she says.
"Simply this," says Jocelyn. "You never had that operation. That brain adjustment."
"That can't be true," says Charmaine flatly. "It can't be true! There's been such a difference!"
"The human mind is infinitely suggestible," says Jocelyn.
"But. But now I love Stan so much," says Charmaine. "I have to love him, because of that thing they did! It's like an ant, or something. It's like a baby duck! That's what they said!"
"Maybe you loved Stan anyway," says Jocelyn. "Maybe you just needed some help with it."
"This isn't fair," says Charmaine. "Everything was all settled!"
"Nothing is ever settled," says Jocelyn. "Every day is different. Isn't it better to do something because you've decided to? Rather than because you have to?"
"No, it isn't," says Charmaine. "Love isn't like that. With love, you can't stop yourself." She wants the helplessness, she wants...
"You prefer compulsion? Gun to the head, so to speak?" says Jocelyn, smiling. "You want your decisions taken away from you so you won't be responsible for your own actions? That can be seductive, as you know."
"No, not exactly, but..." It will take Charmaine a while to think this through. There's an open door, and standing just on the other side of it is Max. Not Max as such, because his brain really has been altered, he's bonded to Aurora now and he'll be devoted to her forever, not that Charmaine begrudges Aurora that, because she's suffered so much in her previous life, and doesn't she deserve a little out-of-your-mind ecstasy, like...
Never mind like what. Better not to dwell on that in too much detail. The past is the past.
So not Max, but a shadow of Max. A Max-like person. Someone who isn't Stan, waiting for her in the future. That would be so destructive! Why is she even considering it? Maybe she ought to see a therapist or something. "Of course not!" she says. "But I need..."
"Take it or leave it," says Jocelyn. "I'm only the messenger. As they say in court, you're free to go. The world is all before you, where to choose."
"How do you mean?" says Charmaine.
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
My first thanks must go to Amy Grace Loyd, who was my editor at the online site Byliner, which published a first episode of this story. This later gave rise to three more episodes, known collectively as "Positron," which appeared on Byliner over the course of 2012-2013. Amy was also kind enough to read The Heart Goes Last and to offer some suggestions. Who better than she, who has been well acquainted with the story from the beginning?
My gratitude to my editors: Ellen Seligman of McClelland & Stewart, Penguin Random House (Canada); Nan Talese of Nan A. Talese/Doubleday, Penguin Random House (U.S.A.); and Alexandra Pringle of Bloomsbury (U.K.). And to copy editor Heather Sangster of strongfinish.ca.
Thanks also to my first readers: Jess Atwood Gi
bson, who always does a thorough reading; Phoebe Larmore, my North American agent; and my U.K. agents, Vivienne Schuster and Karolina Sutton of Curtis Brown.
Also to Betsy Robbins and Sophie Baker of Curtis Brown, who handle foreign rights. Thanks also to Ron Bernstein of ICM. Also to LuAnn Walther of Anchor; Lennie Goodings of Virago; and to my many agents and publishers around the world. And to Alison Rich, Ashley Dunn, Jennifer Marshall, Madeleine Feeny, Zoe Hood, and Judy Jacobs.
Thanks to my office assistant, Suzanna Porter; and to Penny Kavanaugh; and to V.J. Bauer, who designed my website at margaretatwood.ca. Also to Sheldon Shoib and Mike Stoyan. And to Michael Bradley and Sarah Cooper, Coleen Quinn and Xiaolan Zhao, and to Evelyn Heskin; and to Terry Carman and the Shock Doctors, for keeping the lights on. And to the Book Hive bookstore in Norwich, England, for reasons known to themselves. Finally, my special thanks to Graeme Gibson, who, though always an inspiration, did not inspire any of the characters in this book. And that's a good thing.
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