Budden rang the great bell and sent the rooks in the high trees opposite scurrying about the sky. A warder came forward and flashed a light upon the bedraggled Peri at the Gates.
“Here, what do you want?” he cried in an outraged voice. “Buzz off!”
As he turned away, Mike clung to the bars and screamed:
“You can’t treat me like that, mister. I’m Mike Budden, I am. Number 8-0-3. You remember me. You can’t leave me out here all night.”
The warder turned again swiftly, and lifted and lowered his lamp until he had taken in every detail of the sopping horror in front of him.
“Mike Budden!” he said at length, with a soft note of satisfaction in his voice. It could be felt that behind the lamp the warder’s face was smiling. Undoubtedly Mike was not popular on Dartmoor. “Mike Budden! So it is. But your room’s engaged, Mike. You ought to have sent us a wire. Why not try the Ritz? Buzz off!”
Mike couldn’t buzz, but his teeth could chatter; and they chattered now like a man with the ague. He was an excellent actor, considering his inexperience.
“I’ll die here, mister. I will,” he whined. “Right in front of the prison. I’ll be found here in the morning — dead. Think of it, mister!” The warder seemed to be thinking of it with equanimity. “It’ll be in all the papers. ‘In-umanities at Dartmoor.’ Questions too in Parlemink!” And thus Mike Budden hit the right nail truly and well.
If there is one thing which a Government official loathes and dreads more than another, it’s a Question in Parlemink. He may be a great man with an Office to himself on St. James’s Park, or he may be the porter of a convict prison. Social status makes no difference. To one and all a Question in Parlemink is the world’s great abomination. The Porter at the Gate took another look at Mike Budden. He certainly might die in the night if he was left out till morning. An end desirable anywhere else than at the front door of Dartmoor Prison. For Mike was a really bad old lag. Ill-conditioned and sly, with an exact knowledge of his rights and liabilities, he gave just as much trouble as within the regulations he possibly could; and that was a great deal. He was the sea-lawyer of lags. But he must not be allowed to criticise the Institution by finding a watery grave in front of its doors.
“I’ll go and see the Chief Warder. You wait here!” said the porter.
Mr. Budden raised his flat face towards the pouring heavens.
“God bless you, mister,” he said in fervent tones.
Unfortunately the words carried. The porter could stand much, but his stomach turned at the invocation. He came grimly back to the rails.
“You can take back that patter, Mike! If you don’t know me, I know you,” he said slowly and unemotionally. “You darned old gorilla-faced hypocrite! If I can’t get the blessing of God without your agency, I’m better off in all my sins.”
“I’m perishing, mister,” said Mike.
“Take it back, Mike. I’m getting wet,” said the porter remorselessly.
Mr. Budden realised that the time and the weather were unsuitable for a theological discussion. He capitulated hurriedly.
“I’m not fit to call down a blessing on any man. I knows that, mister. It was a manner of speaking...” he whined, and the porter cut him short.
“You make me sick,” he said simply, and he went across the outer square, leaving the Governor’s house upon his right, to the lodge at the inner gates. The door of the lodge stood open upon a lighted room with a fine coal fire blazing cheerfully upon the hearth. At a desk in that room sat the Chief Warder, and he looked up with surprise.
“Hallo, Williams!”
Williams jerked his thumb over his shoulder.
“We’ve got one of them gate crashers out there,” he said.
“Know him?” asked the Chief Warder.
Williams’s face registered gloom.
“Mike Budden.”
“Well! Of all the infernal cheek! What does he want?”
“A night’s lodging, sir.”
Words failed the Chief Warder. There was no doubt that Mike was unpopular. Nobody liked him, not even his fellow-convicts. He would never get into P.O.P., however long he served.
“Tell him to buzz off,” said the Chief Warder.
“I used them very words, sir,” said Williams.
“And there wasn’t a buzz, eh?”
Williams shook his head.
“I think he’ll die if we leave him out there.”
“He might, just to make things uncomfortable for us,” the Chief Warder agreed.
He tilted his cap on one side and scratched his head. That would not do. There was the credit of the establishment to be considered, the good name of the school.
“The Doctor’s in the surgery. I’ll go along and see him.”
The Chief Warder tightened his belt and went off upon his errand. And that night Mike Budden slept in the prison infirmary.
The rain had cleared off by the morning and the sky was blue. The prison provided Mike Budden with a less unseemly suit of clothes and a breakfast; which he took by himself in the little mess-room which would be used later in the day by the good-conduct prisoners with the stripes down their trousers, for smoking and conversation. There Dr. Holt found him. Mike tried an ingratiating smile on the Doctor, but it had no success. Dr. Holt stroked his brown beard, eyed him coldly, and asked:
“Where are you going to from here, Budden?”
“Tavistock, sir. I’ve got friends there who’ll be glad to see me,” said Budden.
“They must be an odd lot,” the Doctor remarked offensively. “How do you mean to go? You’ve only got tuppence.”
“I’ll walk a bit, sir, and then like as not I’ll get a lift.”
Dr. Holt counted out six half-crowns from his pocket. “Here are two from the Governor, two from the Chaplain, and two from myself, and we can ill afford them. We don’t give them to you because you’re old, or because a harsh first sentence poisoned your early youth, or because we like you. We don’t like you, Budden, we never have liked you, and we never shall like you. We know you to be a treacherous, cunning little malingering liar, and we make you this present in the hope that the next time you’re jugged it’ll be in Scotland and you’ll be sent to Peterhead. We don’t want you on Dartmoor any more.”
Mike Budden grabbed up the six half-crowns and touched his forehead.
“You won’t see me any more, Doctor,” he said humbly. “I’ve made my mistakes, I know. But I’ve had my lesson and I’m going straight from now on.”
The Doctor grunted.
“Just as straight as a jack-snipe flies,” he said unpleasantly.
But field sports and the ways of wild birds had played no substantial part in the education of Mike Budden; though they had in another member of the Dartmoor fellowship with whom this history is connected.
“You will catch the omnibus to Tavistock which passes our gates at eight o’clock this morning,” the Doctor continued.
“I will, sir,” said Mike.
“You certainly will,” said the Doctor; and carefully shepherded by a warder, so that not by any chance could he exchange a word with a prisoner, Mike Budden certainly did.
II
But Dr. Holt had not seen the last of Mike Budden that day. He drove to Plymouth in his small car during the afternoon to meet a young cousin, Oliver Ransom, who was returning from India. Ransom, an officer of promise in the Bengal Police, had been dangerously wounded in a riot at Chandernagore, and at the age of twenty-eight had been invalided out of his service. Holt saw a tall young man with fair hair and a face still thin from a long illness, in the Customs House, under the letter R, and went up to him.
“Oliver Ransom?”
“Yes.”
“You’ll stay with me for a little while, won’t you?”
“Thank you! I shall be glad. I’m at a loose end for the moment.”
The two men shook hands. Ransom’s heavy luggage was going forward by sea to London. There were only the cabin trunks to
be passed and strapped on to the car. On the way up from the quay Dr. Holt stopped the car at the North Road Station.
“You sit here,” he said to Ransom. “I shan’t be a moment.”
The advice was undoubtedly sound from the Doctor’s professional view, but it none the less was the most terrible catastrophe for Oliver Ransom. For he followed the advice and continued to sit in the car whilst Holt went on to the departure platform.
The prison Doctor, though of a bluff and stolid appearance, was very secretly and rather ashamedly a romantic. A solitary person, with his lot cast in a disheartening place, he would people his quarters on gloomy evenings with gay and charming visions of fine adventure. He climbed Everests, he sailed single-handed through tropical archipelagos, he flew high over infinite deserts, he dined with exquisite women in the restaurants of Monte Carlo. But since he had actually seen nothing of any one of these Elysia, he had to get the picture papers to help him out. He made straight for the bookstall and bought a bundle of them; and whilst he was waiting for them to be tied up in a roll, he saw out of the tail of his eye Mike Budden slip furtively out of the refreshment-room, in a good suit of clothes, with a suit-case in his hand and a cigar, a big fat cigar, stuck in the corner of his mouth.
The London train had just drawn up in the station. Mike nipped into an empty third-class compartment, settled himself in a corner, and lit his cigar. Holt, with his picture papers under his arm, strolled across to the compartment, very much to Mike’s annoyance. Dr. Holt had really no wish to bait the little man. He was only anxious to assure himself that he was going as far away as the remainder of his fifteen shillings, plus the contributions of the odd friends at Tavistock, would carry him. But his manner of address was unfortunate.
“Quite the little gentleman, Mike, I see.”
And anything less gentlemanly than Mike’s reception of his remark even Dartmoor could hardly have supplied. Budden for a second lost his poise. The one expressive short word which he used was the least offensive part of his behaviour. His head darted forwards as if he was about to strike with it, the tip of his tongue shot out beyond his lips and curled upwards and about them, as though it had an independent life of its own, a prolonged low hiss escaped between his bared, strong teeth. He was in a second no longer the old humble, whining lag, but a small brute, malignant as an adder and as dangerous. The change was so startling, the look of the little man so beyond Nature and horrible, that the Doctor stepped back with an unpleasant queasiness in the pit of his stomach. Men couldn’t be like that, he felt, couldn’t so spread about them an aura of abomination. Mike Budden became important through the very excess of his ferocity. But the revelation was gone the next moment, the face wiped clean of cruelty, the shoulders cringing.
“You can’t grudge me a smoke, Doctor,” he whined reproachfully. “All these weeks in Exeter Gaol, an innocent man, sir, proved innocent by word of jury, and not one pull at a fag. Disgraceful, I call it. What I says is, what’s Parlemink doing? Here, Doctor,” and as the bright idea occurred to Mike he gazed upon Holt with admiration, “you’re wasting your time, dosin’ a measly lot of convicts at Dartmoor. You’re the man to go into Parlemink and see that innocent old boys like me aren’t grudged a tuppeny smoke.”
“Before I called that a tuppeny smoke, Budden, I should take the nice gold band off its middle,” said Holt drily; and an inspector with his clip came up to the door.
“Tickets, please!”
Mr. Budden fumbled in his pocket.
“Good-bye, Doctor,” he said, “and thank you very much”; and the Doctor didn’t move.
“Tickets, please,” the Inspector repeated, and very reluctantly Budden produced his ticket.
“London,” said the Inspector, as he clipped it and passed on.
“Ah! London’s a good way, Mike,” said Dr. Holt. “Got anything to read?”
“I’ve got me thoughts,” said Mike Budden darkly, and the train slid quietly out of the station.
III
Holt’s satisfaction that Mike Budden was travelling a very long way did not last. He found himself suddenly very hot under the collar. The price of a third-class ticket to London was twenty-eight shillings and twopence. He knew it, and so did the Chaplain, and so did the Governor; for that was the only class which they could afford. And he had squeezed five shillings out of each of them with the idea of setting on his feet a dangerous little viper who could buy himself a suit-case, and a ticket to London, to say nothing of a Havana cigar. Dr. Holt was justifiably angry, but he was uneasy too; and as he drove Ransom up on to the Moor he became more uneasy than angry. So uneasy, indeed, that as he opened his house door he said to Ransom:
“Will you tell the servant to carry your traps up to your room? You might take in that bundle of papers, too. I think I ought to say a word or two to the Governor.”
He ran across to the house at the corner of the outer courtyard and found the Governor, in knickerbockers, taking his tea with his family. He was offered a cup, and excused himself on the grounds of his guest.
“But I did want to see you, Major, if I could, for a minute.”
Major Burrows, the Governor, rose at once. He was a broad-shouldered, practical soldier, without theories or illusions, but he was just and prompt, and under him quiet now reigned over the prison. He took Dr. Holt into his study, looking out upon the road.
“I’ve got to apologise to you and to the Chaplain, sir,” said Holt. “That little rascal Budden fairly put it over me last night, just as he put it over that pie-faced jury. He had money to burn waiting for him at Tavistock.”
Major Burrows silently offered Holt a box of cigarettes.
“I’m a little uneasy myself,” he confessed. “He had only tuppence in his pocket and a slop suit last night, and now he’s off to London, you say, all dressed up, with a Havana cigar. I don’t like it.”
The Doctor nodded his head. He had an unpleasantly vivid recollection of that venomous old face striking at him from the window of the railway carriage.
“I ought to have left the little rascal out in the rain,” he said remorsefully. But Major Burrows pushed the apology away with a sweep of the hand.
“You couldn’t have done it, Holt. No one could have done anything but what you did. But I’m a bit worried, all the same. Langridge was chaffing him after the trial was over on his get-up and his defence. And what do you think he said? ‘I overdone it, Mr. Langridge, and that’s the truth.’ It struck Langridge as a queer sort of remark, and he reported it to me...And I, too, think it queer. I think Budden expected a light sentence. He couldn’t have got a heavy one, for he didn’t do much more than encourage the others. But he might have got a light one, and I shouldn’t wonder if he was prepared to take a light one.”
“You mean that he wanted to get back into the prison?”
“I shouldn’t wonder,” said the Governor. “My belief is that he had got something rather special to say to one of the convicts who’s coming out pretty soon.”
Dr. Holt sat down in a chair.
“Oh, I see! Yes, he did get in, and he was in funds this afternoon.”
The Governor leaned his elbows on his writing-table. “Let’s see now! Budden spoke to Langridge, to the porter at the gate, to the Chief Warder, to you, and to the hospital orderly. Where did he sleep?”
“In A Ward, the big one. None of the hospital cells were available. I put him next to the door.”
“Who was on the other side of him?” asked Burrows.
“Garrow, the forger. He has got six years of his sentence still to run.”
“Well, he’s not the man, then, but he’d pass on a message, of course.”
“I gave orders that Budden shouldn’t be allowed to talk,” said Holt rather miserably, “and the orderly tells me that he didn’t.”
The Governor grunted and shrugged his shoulders.
“Yes, but — any old lag can put it over us at that game. You wouldn’t hear a whisper, but he’d have said his piece all the
same.”
Major Burrows thumped gently on his blotting pad with his ruler.
“I got on to Exeter,” he continued, “after Langridge had reported, to find out who visited Mike Budden whilst he was on remand there. Only his brother, and his brother only once. But once was enough, no doubt. We might try and find out, perhaps, if they could discover in Tavistock whom Budden went to see.”
Major Burrows rang up the Police Headquarters at Tavistock on the telephone and asked for a report. But Tavistock had no message of consolation. A police constable had seen someone fitting the description of Mike Budden descend from the motor omnibus in the Market Square. But Mike had disappeared thereafter. Discreet enquiries were made in London of the brother who had visited Mike in Exeter Gaol. He was a cobbler on Hornsey Rise, and had never himself been in the hands of the Police at all. He frankly and entirely disapproved of his brother, and lamented his wasted life. Why, then, had he travelled such a long way to Exeter to see him?
“‘Umanity,” said Arthur Budden, the cobbler. “‘Umanity, sir, makes even brothers kin.”
“‘Umanity,” was clearly the king word of the Budden family. Major Burrows, in a phrase, had reached two dead ends; and gradually the exacting duties of his post washed the whole affair out of his mind.
IV
Dr. Holt crossed the road again to his house at the edge of the wood, to find that Oliver Ransom had driven the car into the garage and was now changing his clothes for dinner. Holt knocked upon his door, and having been told to come in, looked round the room.
“There’s no woman to superintend this house, Oliver, so if you miss anything you must shout for it. Meanwhile, I’d like to have a look at that wound of yours.”
It was a clean enough shot, but it had grazed the left lung and drilled a hole through the shoulder.
“Lucky for you it wasn’t an explosive bullet. You’ll be all right in a month or two,” Dr. Holt decided. “But once your lung has been touched up, even when it’s healed, I should think you are better out of that climate. You must tell me after dinner what you think of doing.”
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