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An Education

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by Nick Hornby

She holds it out. MISS STUBBS doesn’t take it.

  MISS STUBBS

  That’s very kind of you, but I can’t accept it.

  JENNY

  Why not?

  MISS STUBBS

  (gently)

  It’s because of people like you that I plough through illiterate essays by Sandra Lovell about her pony. But I know where this came from, and if I took it, I’d feel I would be betraying both of us.

  JENNY puts the perfume back in her bag and starts to leave, but stops when MISS STUBBS speaks again.

  You can do anything you want.You know that.You’re clever and you’re pretty . . . Is your boyfriend interested in clever Jenny?

  JENNY

  ( frustrated )

  I’m not quite sure what you’re trying to tell me.

  MISS STUBBS

  I’m telling you to go to Oxford. No matter what. Because if you don’t, you’ll break my heart.

  JENNY looks at her.

  JENNY

  (quietly)

  Where did you go?

  MISS STUBBS

  Cambridge.

  JENNY

  Well, you’re clever. And you’re pretty. So presumably, Clever Miss Stubbs won. And here you are with your pony essays. I don’t know. These last few months, I’ve eaten in wonderful restaurants and been to jazz clubs and watched wonderful films, heard beautiful music . . .

  MISS STUBBS

  Jenny, are you taking precautions?

  JENNY stares at her angrily.

  JENNY

  It’s nothing to do with that.

  MISS STUBBS

  Isn’t it?

  JENNY

  Maybe all our lives are going to end up with pony essays. Or housework. And yes, maybe we will go to Oxford. But if we’re all going to die the moment we graduate, isn’t it what we do before that counts?

  MISS STUBBS

  I’m sorry you think I’m dead.

  JENNY

  I don’t think you’re dead, I just don’t . . .

  MISS STUBBS

  (coldly)

  I think you’d better get to your next class.

  JENNY walks out of the room angrily.

  68 EXTERIOR: DOG TRACKS - NIGHT

  A dog-race is coming to its conclusion. DANNY, HELEN, DAVID and JENNY are watching in the crowd - the girls jump up and down. JENNY’S dog has won.

  HELEN

  Well done, Jenny!

  JENNY

  (beaming)

  I’ve never won anything before. Not even at the Women’s Institute raffle.

  HELEN

  I always bet on the sweetest-looking dog. And he always comes last.

  JENNY

  Can we do it again? I’m feeling lucky.

  DANNY

  Come on, let’s go, I don’t want to miss him. Pick up your ten bob on the way out.

  JENNY

  (thrilled)

  I won ten shillings?

  They start to walk through the crowd.

  Who is this man, anyway?

  DAVID

  Peter Rachman?

  DANNY

  A complete bastard.

  The men laugh.

  JENNY

  Why do we have to see him here?

  DANNY

  Because he’s not the sort of chap with an office.

  69 INTERIOR: DOG-TRACK CLUB - NIGHT

  They enter a crowded, smoky bar with a dance floor and a small jukebox.

  The bar is full of sharply dressed and dubious-looking men, and young, glamorous, dubious-looking women.

  JENNY and HELEN look out of place - HELEN too ethereal, JENNY too innocent.

  They find a table looking over the race track. A waiter comes over to their table.

  DANNY

  A bottle of your finest champagne, please. (nodding to the bar) There he is.

  We see a nasty-looking man in his late thirties/early forties. He is wearing a white sharkskin suit and smoking a big cigar. He’s talking to an even nastier-looking man in a dark suit.

  DAVID

  Come on, Jenny. Tell them your good news. Don’t be bashful.

  HELEN

  No. Be Sneezy.

  Everyone ignores her.

  DAVID

  Jenny got two As and a Bin her mock A-levels.

  DANNY

  (mock dismissive)

  Like everyone else in this sophisticated establishment.

  Laughter.

  Seriously, congratulations.

  DAVID

  The B was in Latin.

  Rachman is now standing on his own. DANNY nudges DAVID, and they go over to talk to him just as the champagne arrives. The waiter pops the bottle of champagne and pours two glasses. The girls smile and clink glasses.

  HELEN

  Don’t worry too much.

  JENNY

  About what?

  HELEN

  Someone told me that in fifty years no one will speak Latin, probably. Not even Latin people. So you don’t worry about your B.

  JENNY stares at her, trying to think of a response.

  70 INTERIOR: CLUB - NIGHT

  DANNY and DAVID are moving through the bar, having just finished talking to Rachman. DANNY puffs out his cheeks and shakes his head.

  DAVID

  He’s even more of a bastard than I thought.

  DANNY

  You wouldn’t want him to marry your sister. You wouldn’t want to talk to him in a club, come to that.

  They both chuckle.There is a silence for a moment.

  (gently)

  You do know what you’re doing, old chap? With Jenny?

  DAVID

  This is the one, Danny.

  They look over at JENNY and HELEN laughing.

  You can see she’s different.

  DANNY

  I just don’t want to see her hurt.

  They make their way back to their table.

  71 INTERIOR: CLUB - NIGHT

  While DAVID and HELEN watch, DANNY and JENNY dance. DANNY’S a good dancer; JENNY is nervous at first, but becomes more comfortable and more expressive, with DANNY’S help.

  JENNY

  (knowing that she should make conversation, as all the couples around her are doing)

  Have you . . . Have you bought any more paintings recently?

  DANNY

  Have I? Oh yes, I picked up a little Piper. A good ’un, I think.

  JENNY

  I’m still trying to work out what makes good things good. It’s hard, isn’t it?

  DANNY

  The thing is, Jenny, you know, without necessarily being able to explain why.You’ve got taste. That’s not even half the battle. That’s the whole war.

  JENNY smiles at him with gratitude.There is a sudden closeness between them. DAVID is watching them carefully. They return to their table.

  DAVID

  Jenny, we should go. It’s late.

  JENNY

  (disappointed)

  Really?

  DANNY

  Alas. One day, school will be over forever, and we can talk about art all night.

  DAVID

  (to Danny)

  You’re all right in a taxi, aren’t you?

  He guides JENNY firmly out of the club.

  72 EXTERIOR: CLUB - NIGHT

  JENNY is about to to open the passenger door of the Bristol, but DAVID stops her.

  DAVID

  Wait here.

  He runs to the back of the car, opens the boot and starts rummaging through it. It seems to be full of everything but the thing he’s looking for.

  JENNY

  What are you looking for? . . . What are you doing?

  He comes back empty-handed.

  DAVID

  Will you marry me?

  JENNY stares at him for a moment, then laughs.

  JENNY

  What were you looking for?

  DAVID

  I thought I had a ring. It wouldn’t have been the right one. But it would have done for tonight.

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sp; JENNY

  (eyes twinkling with amusement)

  Oh, David.

  DAVID

  I’m serious.

  JENNY

  You’re very sweet.

  DAVID

  What do you think?

  JENNY

  (helplessly)

  Take me home.

  She gets into the car.We see the desperation in DAVID’S face, lit by the headlights of a passing taxi, as he slams the door on JENNY after she’s got in.

  73 INTERIOR: JENNY’S BEDROOM

  JENNY is at her desk in her bedroom, trying to work, but she can’t concentrate. Her hair is tied back in a ponytail. She gets up, pulls back the curtains, looks out of the window, smoking. We see what she sees: a sleepy suburban street at night; a couple walking away in the distance. She looks back at her desk. It looks even more boring than the street.

  74 INTERIOR: JENNY’S KITCHEN - EVENING

  JENNY’S mother and father are doing the washing-up and listening to the radio.They have their backs to the door. JENNY enters the room quietly and watches them for a moment.

  MAN ON THE RADIO

  They do need some looking after, but nothing that will require too much work. Just leave them in your potting shed for a couple of weeks, and they’ll look after themselves.

  JACK

  Fine, the potting shed. Who does he think I am? Prince Rainier of Monaco?

  JENNY

  What if I got married instead of going to college?

  JACK and MARJORIE turn around.

  JACK

  Married?

  JENNY

  Married.

  JACK

  It would depend who it was, surely?

  JENNY

  Would it? That’s interesting.

  JACK

  Well, of course it would. I wouldn’t want you married off just for the sake of it.

  JENNY

  Thanks.

  MARJORIE

  Has somebody asked you?

  JENNY

  Yes.

  JACK

  Who?

  MARJORIE rolls her eyes.

  David?

  JENNY

  No. A man I just met walking his dog.

  MARJORIE

  What did you tell him?

  JENNY

  Nothing yet.

  MARJORIE

  Do you have a choice? Or is it too late?

  She looks at her daughter knowingly. JACK merely looks confused.

  JACK

  Of course she’s got a choice! An interesting one, too, eh?

  JENNY

  This is where you’re supposed to say, ‘But what about Oxford?’

  JACK

  Look at it another way, you wouldn’t really need to go now, would you?

  JENNY

  (quietly, turning the words over in her mouth)

  I wouldn’t need to go. Would you like to expand on that?

  JACK

  You’d be looked after.

  JENNY laughs bitterly. She can’t believe it.

  JENNY

  All that Latin! All those essays! What was the point? Why didn’t you just send me out prowling round nightclubs? It would have been less trouble. And I might have had more fun.

  JACK

  I don’t know about nightclubs. I know about education. Anyway, looks like it might have all turned out for the best.

  JENNY

  How?

  JACK

  He wouldn’t want you if you were thick, now would he?

  JENNY stares at them.

  75 INTERIOR: CLASSROOM - DAY

  English. MISS STUBBS is standing at the front of the class, holding a copy of King Lear, and listening as various members of the class massacre the text. Some are messing about by overacting; others read to the best of their ability, tonelessly and with no understanding of the words.

  Lear himself is being read by ANN, the bespectacled girl from the first scene. She’s no King Lear, and she’s one of the bad readers.

  GIRL

  May not an ass know when the cart draws the horse? Sings whoop jug I love thee.

  MISS STUBBS

  When it says ‘sings’, it means you should sing the line.

  GIRL looks at her blankly.

  Never mind. Right. (gesturing to ANN) Lear . . .

  ANN

  Does any here know me. This is not Lear. Does Lear walk thus?

  TINA

  (sotto voce, to JENNY, in the seat next to her)

  No.

  JENNY starts to giggle.

  ANN

  Speak thus?

  TINA shakes her head.

  Where are his eyes?

  TINA doesn’t need to say anything - she just looks at JENNY, makes a pair of spectacles with her fingers and squints.

  JENNY’S giggling fit increases in intensity.

  Ha! Waking? Who is it that can tell me who I am?

  JENNY’S arm shoots up, as if to answer the question.

  JENNY

  Ooh. Miss. Me. I can.

  MISS STUBBS looks at JENNY more in sorrow than in anger - JENNY’S behaviour now is something new in their relationship. JENNY stares back at her defiantly. Suddenly MISS STUBBS notices something glinting on her hand: an engagement ring.

  MISS STUBBS

  Oh, Jenny.

  She is, as she promised she would be, heartbroken.

  JENNY

  What?

  MISS STUBBS

  Take it off.

  HATTIE, who is sitting behind JENNY, notices the ring, too, for the first time.

  HAT TIE

  Oh my God. Is that what I think it is? I’M GOING TO BE A BRIDESMAID!

  There is an excited susurration in the classroom.

  MISS STUBBS

  You know the school rule on jewellery.

  JENNY

  Half the girls in this room are wearing jewellery.

  MISS STUBBS

  Yes. But none of it is going to ruin their lives.

  JENNY

  (coolly)

  We have a difference of opinion about that.

  MISS STUBBS stares at her. JENNY can only just steel herself to stare back.

  76 INTERIOR: HEADMISTRESS’S OFFICE - DAY

  HEADMISTRESS

  How far advanced are these ridiculous plans?

  Have you set a date? Have you decided on a church?

  JENNY

  We won’t be getting married in a church. David’s Jewish.

  The HEADMISTRESS stares at her, dumbfounded.

  HEADMISTRESS

  Jewish? He’s a Jew? You’re aware, I take it, that the Jews killed our Lord?

  JENNY

  (beginning to feel less intimidated by her surroundings )

  And you’re aware, I suppose, that our Lord was Jewish?

  The HEADMISTRESS snorts scornfully.

  HEADMISTRESS

  I suppose he told you that. We’re all very sorry about what happened during the war. But that’s absolutely no excuse for that sort of malicious and untruthful propaganda.

  JENNY smiles to herself.

  Anyway, I can see you’re far more in need of responsible advice than I realised.

  The HEADMISTRESS moves closer.

  Nobody does anything worth doing without a degree.

  JENNY

  Nobody does anything worth doing with a degree. No woman, anyway.

  HEADMISTRESS

  So what I do isn’t worth doing? Or what Miss Stubbs does, or Mrs Wilson, or any of us here?

  JENNY doesn’t say anything.The headmistress takes her silence as an admission of defeat.

  Because none of us would be here without our degrees, you realise that, don’t you? And yes, of course studying is hard, and boring, and . . .

  JENNY can’t contain herself any longer.

  JENNY

  Boring!

  HEADMISTRESS

  I’m sorry?

  JENNY

 

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