by Barry Rachin
*****
A scruffy tabby cat eyed Bethany warily as the girl ascended the rickety porch. The bell was broken but the front door was unlocked. The odor of ginger, garlic, soy and other unrecognizable oriental spices filtered through the screen door.."Hello, is anyone home?" She heard someone moving about in the interior of the home. "Helloooo!"
Feet were shuffling toward the interior of the house and shortly an elderly, flat-faced Asian woman was staring out at the visitor through the wire mesh on the screen door. "Bethany?" The gaunt woman didn't seem particularly welcoming.
"Yes."
"Your uncle is in the back yard." She pointed to a narrow path lined with slate-colored flagstones leading to the rear of the house. There was no formal greeting - no wasted effort, gratuitous hugs or small talk. A smallish chicken craned its scrawny neck and peeked curiously at the interloper as Bethany passed a patch of goldenrod. The bird clucked its disapproval then began pecking randomly at the clayey earth. In the back yard, an older man wearing a plaid flannel shirt and dungarees sat on a wooden bench alternately flexing the fingers of his right hand and rubbing the wrist with his left. He looked up when the girl appeared. "Hello there."
"Uncle Vern?"
"Just finished milking the cow." He indicated a dilapidated shed a hundred feet away alongside a massive apple tree loaded with ripe fruit, before resuming where he left off massaging his bony wrist. "Fingers hurt… arthritis. But at least there's plenty of fresh milk for cereal and whatnot." A plastic milk pale three-quarters full rested on a blue-gray flagstone.
Bethany was at a loss for words. The man seemed even less engaging than his close-lipped wife.
"Gotta bed down the chickens for the night before the coyotes make short shrift of the brainless birds." Only now did Bethany notice the odd assortment of Barred Plymouth rock hens, Rhode Island Reds and White Leghorns meandering about the weed-choked lawn.
He stroked his unshaven face thoughtfully then rose to his feet stiffly and, as if on cue, the feathered flock followed him in the direction of a sturdy, if somewhat jury-rigged plywood coop. "Each of the dull-witted critters – even in the same breed – has a different personality and temperament. Some birds are quite aggressive while others, like the rock hens, tend to be more laid back, curious and easygoing.”
Bethany traipsed at a distance behind the bowlegged man and watched as he shooed the skittish birds into the coop, securing the gate behind them. "Red-tailed fox broke in over the summer and made a mess of things," he noted in his clipped speech. "Wanna meet Freda?"
"Your wife?"
"The cow," he corrected, taking no offense.
Who ever heard of a Hmong named Freda? Bethany felt her face flush hot."Yes, of course."
In the shed a small, tan cow with graceful legs and creamy white markings around her eyes and muzzle, was munching fresh fodder. “She’s a real classy lady. Calm, mellow… don't hardly give me or the missus no grief.” The shed smelled of fresh manure but the odor was mild and inoffensive.
“I could have gone with a Dutch Belted, Ayrshire, Guernsey or Dexter, but, to my mind, that Jersey was a sensible choice.” Uncle Vern nodded his grizzled head approvingly. “Holsteins go upwards of twelve hundred pounds, consume a heck of a lot more fodder and the milk ain't nearly as rich.” He stared thoughtfully at the docile cow. “Now this here Jersey might seem a tad on the small side, but she produces thirty pounds of high-fat milk weekly.”
"What do you do with it?"
"Make our own butter, cheeses, cream and yoghurt. What we can't use, we barter away to neighbors." Uncle Vern slapped the cow on the rump sending up a swarm of tiny black flies. "Where's your business meeting tomorrow?"
"Braxton."
They retraced their steps back out into the fresh air. "Braxton… ain't that a rough section?"
"No, I don't think so." In truth, Bethany didn't know a thing about the city just south of Boston. The girl logically assumed that it was a sedate suburb of the metropolitan area.
Her uncle shrugged. "Let's get you settled and then we can see about supper." The sun was setting over the tops of the knotty pines, the temperature becoming downright chilly as the old man with the arthritic hands led the way back toward the farmhouse.
*****
Uncle Vern's wife was Houa, which meant 'cloud' in the Hmong dialect. In her late sixties, the coppery-skinned woman must have been a beauty in her day. "They're not our birds," she said, lowering a platter of cordon bleu on the supper table. "The chickens you saw out back are layers not dual purpose."
Dual purpose - Uncle Vern's wife worried that Bethany might be offended if she thought they slaughtered the fowl on her account. There were no outward displays of affection between husband and wife. Each shifted about comfortably in their own skin. The frail tabby that Bethany had noticed earlier lay curled up on a braided rug along with a blonde poodle. As Bethany helped herself to mashed potatoes and green beans, a weirdly phantasmagoric thought flitted across her brain: Uncle Vern was unaware that his sister died the previous year. That being the case, he was also ignorant of the fact that Bethany's maternal grandmother married and divorced four times! Uncle Vern, the mentally unstable crackpot, managed to stay married to the same woman across four decades. All his faults and shortcomings taken aside, that tidbit of miscellaneous trivia had to count for something!
Aunt Houa pointed at a mound of butter in a porcelain saucer. "Homemade… we churn it ourselves by hand." Bethany bit into a flaky roll slathered with the ivory spread courtesy of Freda, the delicate-legged Jersey hunkered down in the cozy shed. "How did you find us?" Houa asked.
"A friend, who works at the IRS," Bethany explained, "ran Uncle Vern's name along with his date of birth through their database."
After the meal Uncle Vern placed some moist dog food in a dish and cut it up into bite-sized portions, then flopped down on the throw rug next to the poodle. "This one here," he indicated the dog "is getting absentminded. Some days he can't properly remember what dinner's all about, so we have to jog his memory." The man gently pried the dogs jaws open and placed a morsel of food on his tongue. The sensation brought the animal to life, and he sat up on his hind legs now, as Uncle Vern placed a second sliver on his tongue.
"We knew something was wrong," Houa continued, "because the pooch sat for hours at the back door, not where it opens but close by the hinges."
"He couldn't remember which way the door opened," Bethany offered, "or how to find his way outside?"
Houa nodded. "Other times he became frightened and barked for no apparent reason," the Asian woman continued. "We figured he was confused… didn't know where he was anymore."
"Most times he's okay, though we don't let him out much unless he's tethered." Uncle Vern offered the dog a drink from a plastic bowl before feeding him what little remained of the food. "Of course, he can't hardly see nothin' what with the cataracts."
Houa brought the empty dishes to the sink. "I tell you uncle," she quipped, "that someday I'll get flaky like the dog, and he will have to cut my food up and feed me by hand."
"Fat chance," The older man replied, shaking his head emphatically. "Only in your dreams!"
*****
"Mattress ain't lumpy, is it?" Uncle Vern lumbered upstairs around nine o'clock after Bethany had settled under the covers.
"No, it's quite comfortable." Actually, the bed sagged like a hammock, and she could feel several coiled springs that had given up the ghost on the right side near the headboard.
The man chose a straight-backed chair in the far corner of the room and began speaking fervently in hushed tones as though what he had to say represented the continuation of a conversation already in progress. "During the war, my platoon came ashore to reinforce a firebase in the Mekong Delta near Soc Trang. Vietcong were waiting for us with a pair of thirty-caliber machine guns… caught our troops in a crossfire. It was a massacre."
"That's when you got shot?"
"Yeah, but my injury was no big
deal. The bullet cauterized the blood vessels as it passed through the flesh and didn't bleed much. Except for the collapsed lung, I was pretty stable. A lot of my buddies - the ones that survived - were a hell of a lot worse off."
"I got triaged at a MASH unit near the firebase before being transported to a naval hospital in Yokosuka, Japan, where they re-inflated the lung and removed shrapnel."
"What about Houa?"
"We were already married several months. As soon as I arrived stateside, I sent her a one-way ticket and brought her to San Francisco." Uncle Vern fell silent. Bethany could see the vague outline of the old man sitting slumped over in the chair, his gnarled, arthritic hands resting on his knees. "In Yokosuka, I had one of the hospital corpsman bring me a copy of the Stars and Stripes military newspaper. It featured a lengthy account of the ambush in the Mekong Delta."
"The battle where you were hurt?"
The old man's head bobbed up and down in the darkened corner. "The military brass reported the ambush exactly as it happened with one slight difference: the newspaper stated that we caught the enemy unawares, and the communists had to pull back after suffering horrific casualties."
Bethany felt her brain go numb. "They turned everything upside down."
"Upside down, topsy-turvy, inside out… every other which way but how the events actually unfolded in the real world." The man rose to his feet. "Good night, Bethany."
"Goodnight, Uncle Vern."
*****
In the morning, Houa was sitting at the kitchen table sipping herbal tea. She offered Bethany breakfast, but the girl wanted to get on the road. As she left the house, she noticed the chickens foraging in the side yard. The tabby was lounging on a rock; the senile poodle who couldn't remember to feed himself was tethered to a rope with a water bowl within easy reach.
The southern New England countryside was stunning, fall foliage turning every shade of pastel earth color from rust through bright yellow and orangey-red. She cruised past postcard-perfect farms where silos, tractors and hay ricks were scattered about. Cattle grazed in fenced-off fields. A riding academy with a mix of horses and smaller ponies roaming a spacious paddock loomed directly ahead.
The route to Braxton was uncomplicated. Ten miles due east, the narrow, two-lane road she was traveling bisected the interstate. From there she traveled north another twenty miles, exiting onto a smaller roadway. Only when she reached the outskirts of Braxton did the bucolic landscape noticeably fade. Reaching the gritty downtown area, Bethany spotted a parking garage. Locating an empty space on the third level, she rode the elevator down to the street.
Downtown Braxton resembled a third-world, banana republic.
There were few Caucasians and the people she passed were, for the most part, poorly dressed and clearly in no hurry to get wherever they were going. Many buildings were boarded up or plastered with neon orange signs from the building inspector indicating the structures had been condemned. Every so many feet the sidewalk was torn up with patches of concrete strewn in the gutter. None of the residents looked like they had two nickels to rub together much less a plan, to better themselves.
Horatio Alger was not an option.
Where would money come from to make repairs? Certainly not from the hardscrabble residents milling about downtown Braxton. Directly across the street and sandwiched between two scorched structures that looked like they had been set ablaze for the insurance money, stood a brand new courthouse. An architectural anomaly, the municipal building was lavish in the extreme. Braxton possessed resources sufficient to finance a multi-million-dollar, state-of-the art courthouse and nothing more.
Bethany located the dowdy, social services office two blocks down.
"Why is the community so…" Bethany wasn't quite sure how to finish the sentence.
"Excuse me?" The thickset woman she was addressing was director of a local food bank.
"Down at the heels," Bethany ventured.
The food bank director stared at her icily. "The country is in a recession, if you hadn't noticed."
Bethany glanced at the director's name tag: Marisol Gonzales. The Hispanic woman had probably misconstrued the remark as a personal slur and now there was no way to make amends.
On the other hand, why should she?
None of the minorities Bethany passed in the street looked like they were gainfully employed. Many jibber-jabbered amongst themselves in staccato, rapid-fire Spanish. Those illegal aliens who did work, were probably employed in a murky 'underground economy', paying no federal taxes or social security. Bethany felt her face flush hot as an iron poker held over an open flame and bristled at the notion of apologizing to the fastidious food bank director.
*****
After the training session wound down around four in the afternoon, Bethany hurried back to the garage. Exiting onto a one way street, she quickly became disoriented and pulled over in the parking lot of a Dunkin' Donuts. Everybody in the place looked like they were on welfare or AFDC or just escaped from prison or a loony bin or were receiving a disability check because they exhibited dull normal intelligence. "Where's Laurel Avenue from here?"
The black woman she was addressing stared impassively into space as though Bethany had requested a description of quantum physics. "Dunno," the girl mumbled.
Back in the parking lot, a police siren caterwauled somewhere in the distance. A teenage girl in her third trimester waddled past. Bethany retreated to the safe haven of her car. Two blocks up she pulled into a liquor store with wrought iron bars on windows and doors. A malignant panic metastasizing in her chest, it was becoming increasing difficult to keep her voice from breaking. "Laurel Avenue… where is it from here?"
"Easiest thing in world!" A short, dark-skinned man, who looked like he might have been Malaysian or from the Indian subcontinent or Pakistani or Yemen squeezed out from behind the counter and stepped into the late afternoon sunlight. "Two streets down… see that brick building just beyond the gas station?" Bethany nodded. "You turn right and keep driving maybe eight or nine blocks until you bump your nose." The pleasant man tapped his scimitar-shaped honker with a forefinger.
"Bump your nose," Bethany repeated softly. "What does that mean?"
"Bump you nose… until you can't go any further," the man elucidated. "Then you take a right and a quick left onto Laurel Avenue."
"Thank you so much."
"It's no problem." The man went back inside the stuffy prison-cell-of-a-building and shut the door behind him.
Three-quarters of a mile down the road Bethany 'bumped her nose' and, after a couple of deft maneuvers, was back on the main thoroughfare heading to Uncle Vern, Aunt Houa, the single-purpose chickens, demented dog, scruffy tabby and Freda, the high-fat-content cow. In a rest area shortly before the interstate, the girl eased the Volvo off the road, killed the ignition and volubly sobbed her heart out. Fifteen minutes later, she wiped her puffy eyes, located an FM radio station with reasonably good reception that featured country and western music and continued her homeward trek.
*****
"There's been a change of plans," Bethany announced later that night at supper. "I'm running additional, training seminars in downtown Boston straight through the weekend."
"Well then," Houa replied, "you will remain here with us and save the expense of a hotel room and all that frivolous nonsense."
"Are you sure -"
Her uncle raised a mottled hand indicating that the issue was not open for debate. "How did you find Braxton?"
"A bit down at the heels." She wanted to say that Braxton resembled one of those surrealistic, satanic scenes straight out of a Hieronymus Bosch painting, that Braxton was the unmitigated toilet of the universe. Shitville USA!
"So I heard." Uncle Vern reached for another slice of meatloaf. "If you came for an extended visit during the summer, we could take day trips to Cape Cod and Martha's Vineyard - maybe even view a Red Sox baseball game at Fenway Park."
Houa positioned an ear of sweet c
orn on the side of Bethany's plate and nudged the crock with Freda's homemade butter closer. Though the woman wore the same pokerfaced expression, Bethany had the distinct impression that the impassive oriental was smiling inwardly. "Yes, I'd like that just fine. I'll come back for an extended stay in the spring."
"Well then, it's settled," Houa announced in a whisper-soft tone. "May is nice around here. June equally so."
"Look out your bedroom window as soon as you rise in the morning," Uncle Vern counseled, shifting gears. "You'll probably see a family of white-tailed deer wandering about the backyard. They clean up the fallen apples before wandering off elsewhere."
"They're also crazy for acorns," Houa noted. "Sometimes I see them over by the oak trees eating their fill of nuts."
After the evening meal, Uncle Vern led Bethany out behind the cowshed and showed his niece his honeybees. He kept five, ramshackle, top bar hives fashioned from rough- sawn poplar. The three-sided troughs were propped up on cinder blocks and fitted with plywood lids. Removing a lid, he gently lifted out a triangular bar with a bloated comb of glistening, amber fluid. “There’s ninety pounds of raw honey in this box alone,” he noted, “and the bees ain’t even finished collecting nectar for the season.”
A cloying sweetness flavored the humid air. “When will you harvest the honey?”
He eased the swollen comb back into the box and replaced the rickety lid. When handling the bees, both gnarled hands moved in somnambulistic, slow motion, not unlike a tai chi master. He didn’t bother with gloves or veil. The bees seemed perfectly comfortable with their keeper. He represented no threat. “Not till spring at the earliest. They’ll need most of it to survive the winter… especially the treacherous tail end in February and March.”
He tapped the narrow landing board. “That’s called bearding.” Uncle Ned indicated the huge clot of bees blanketing the front of the hive. “They camp out by the hundreds in the late summer when the heat gets oppressive.”
Somewhere in the invisible darkness an owl hooted. After an interval the bird repeated its low-pitched drone. “My trip to Braxton was a nightmare,” Bethany spoke softly with a flat affect, “an absolute debacle.”