SPIES AND STARS
For Terence, in memory of all the gaiety and the laughter – but most of all the fun!
ALSO BY CHARLOTTE BINGHAM
WITH TERENCE BRADY
Non-fiction
Coronet Among the Weeds
Coronet Among the Grass
MI5 and Me: A Coronet Among the Spooks
Novels
Lucinda
The Business
In Sunshine or in Shadow
Stardust
Nanny
Change of Heart
Grand Affair
Love Song
The Kissing Garden
Country Wedding
The Blue Note
The Love Knot
Summertime
Distant Music
The Magic Hour
Friday’s Girl
Out of the Blue
In Distant Fields
The White Marriage
Goodnight Sweetheart
The Enchanted
The Land of Summer
The Daisy Club
Love Quartet
Belgravia
Country Life
At Home
By Invitation
Nightingale Saga
To Hear a Nightingale
The Nightingale Sings
Debutantes Saga
Debutantes
The Season
The Bexham Trilogy
The Chestnut Tree
The Wind Off the Sea
The Moon at Midnight
Eden Saga
Daughters of Eden
The House of Flowers
Mums on the Run Series
Mums on the Run
A Dip Before Breakfast
Victoria Series
Victoria
Victoria and Company
Honestly Series
No, Honestly
Yes, Honestly
Upstairs, Downstairs Series
Rose’s Story
CONTENTS
Also by Charlotte Bingham
Undercover
The Invitation
The Insecurity File
Sunday Lunch
The Shallow End
The Conversion
The Return
Into the Wild Wood
Much ado About Everything
Stairway to the Stars
Welcome to America
Tiny Times
TV and Film with Terence Brady
A Note on the Author
Also available by Charlotte Bingham
‘Let other pens dwell on guilt and misery. I quit such odious subjects as soon as I can, impatient to restore everybody not greatly in fault themselves to tolerable comfort, and to have done with all the rest.’
Jane Austen, Mansfield Park
The action of this book takes place in England in the 1950s.
UNDERCOVER
It seems to me now that Harry did rather well working as an undercover agent for my father, although at the time it was not what you could call a slam dunk.
Harry had already had the misfortune to fall in love with me. On top of this calamity, and even more unfortunately for him, I came with a Top Secret file attached to my suitcase on account of my father being very active as an MI5 officer. The one thing that Harry had going for him was that he was an actor. Now this may seem unlikely, and I can see that it might, but my father was pursuing a popular theme with British security folk at the time, namely that our airwaves and films were being infiltrated by communist-leaning people who were intent on bending minds and hearts towards Stalin and the Iron Curtain. According to the secret service’s thinking, pretty soon the whole population would be pleading to work on collective farms and singing ‘The Red Flag’ in tavern and cottage, not to mention pub and club.
I have to say I did not see it that way, and I told my father as much, which did not go down terribly well, as it wouldn’t. In fact, he was so unconvinced that he walked off into the garden smoking a cigarette while wearing the kind of expression I imagined he used when interrogating a double agent.
My thought was that, first of all, the British people liked nothing better than a laugh and there were not many of those to be had with communists. Also that the goodly British people would be much more likely to opt for Flanagan and Allen singing ‘Show Me The Way to Go Home’ than ‘The Red Flag’; and as for country pursuits, they would never swap listening to The Archers, the popular radio serial about farming life in Britain, for one about collective farming. I maintained that people would take to the streets if the BBC took this staple of our national life off our airwaves. Of course, I couldn’t leave it at that, could I? Even after Father’s ominous exit from the drawing room and the smell of cigarette smoke beginning to permeate his beloved garden, I did not climb down from my soap box but went on speaking to a room devoid of everyone except my mother and me.
‘You’ve really annoyed your father now, Lottie,’ she said in a ‘thank you very much for that’ voice.
I nodded. I knew I had but I could not shut up. It was one of my worst faults. I knew this because my girlfriend Arabella told me as much every time we had a coffee together, and Harry said the same, so they must both have been right, but that didn’t stop me. Mrs Graham, who helped us with cooking and dusting things, on a daily basis, always agreed with the general verdict.
‘You will have your say no matter what, Miss Lottie,’ she had intoned to me since I was tall enough to steal her jam tarts from the sideboard. ‘And one of these days it will get you up to your neck in scalding water.’
I left for the nearby coffee bar and the company of Harry, which although not always comfortable, I mean the coffee bar – oh, and Harry too on a bad day – was at least lively. Better that than the awful silence that had fallen over Dingley Dell, as our house in leafy Kensington has always been known to its fans. As I walked to meet him I could only hope that Melville and Hal, the two actors who lodged with us, would be back soon to divert my mother, as they always did, with talk of tatty theatrical tours and perfidious producers.
This particular early-summer evening Harry was looking very Hamlet, which was only natural since he was out of work – as Hamlet must have been, because let’s face it, the poor fellow was fairly unemployable. All that business about seeing his father’s ghost – and that’s before he starts on at Ophelia about becoming a nun – I mean, talk about beastly. He could at least have wished her better luck with someone nicer than himself. I tell you, Hamlet might have been a prince but he was certainly no gentleman.
‘Still no calls or offers?’ I asked tactlessly as I sat down opposite Harry. I had started to consider myself fairly well versed in dealing with actors.
I had discovered from Hal and Melville that the best way to cope with an actor’s depression was to get on with it: grasp the nettle. Hal and Melville, by the way, while pursuing their stage and screen careers were also in the way of reporting back to my father on the extreme left-wing activities of their fellow thespians.
Harry looked away at the traffic moving slowly past the window of the coffee bar. ‘I am thinking of leaving Gus,’ he finally announced, in the tone of someone who has just discovered they have chickenpox.
Gus was Harry’s current actor’s agent. Harry had gone through quite a few agents.
‘Might be a good thing,’ I offered, while at the same time wondering who else was left who would take Harry on. His list of credits was about as long as my attention span.
Harry sighed, deeply. It was the kind of sigh that might easily be heard over the radio waves when a tractor had broken down on The Archers and there were no spare parts to be had even for ready money.
‘I like Gus,’ Harry continued. ‘But he will
keep nicking from me when we play squash.’
‘He really should wait to nick from you until after he’s got you a job,’ I reasoned. ‘There would be more to nick.’
‘Exactly. If he’s like this when I’m out of work, what is he going to be like when I’m a star?’
I looked away. Harry’s stardom was a bit of a way off just at the moment. I knew this from Hal and Melville, the actors already mentioned who also happened to be undercover agents for my father. They were very different characters, but their verdict on acting was ominously unanimous.
‘Do not become an actor unless you would commit suicide doing anything else,’ Hal had boomed at Harry.
‘And it does not help to be a married man,’ Melville warned him. ‘If you want to be a star, you must remain single. It is just a fact.’
‘Dear boy, if you stay an actor, you will always be miserable,’ Hal had added happily.
‘So why are you two actors?’ I asked them when Harry had left, wearing the expression of one about to take an overdose. I had not followed him as I was determined to get to the bottom of why they should both have willingly turned their backs on marriage and a happy life.
Melville and Hal looked at each other and then shrugged their shoulders.
‘Didn’t know any better, darling!’ Hal boomed.
There was no doubt that Harry had been cast down by them, but not quite enough to believe them, and now he was sitting in the coffee bar, and determined on leaving his agent, he was actually looking more cheerful.
There is no point in deterring someone who is on course to do something, but I knew that once Harry left me and went back to the bachelor flat he shared with several other actors, he would probably find it more difficult to leave his agent than he thought, even if Gus was in the habit of taking Harry’s small change when he was in the shower at the squash club.
Next time we met, same coffee bar, same time, Harry was looking thoughtful once more.
‘I am still thinking of leaving Gus, but not until he has got me a job. Dermot thinks I should wait until then, and I agree with him.’
Dermot shared a bedroom with Harry, which worked quite well because they were polar opposites. Dermot’s half of the room was a hard-hat area.
Happily, the bed was always covered by a heap of old copies of the Daily Mirror and full ashtrays, not to mention library books that hadn’t been returned since Hitler invaded Poland. This meant that no one could see the greying sheets and prison-service blankets. Harry’s side, on the other hand, was always up for Matron’s first prize – bed made with hospital corners, everything spick and span.
‘Dermot is absolutely right; you should stay with Gus, just for the moment,’ I agreed, while immediately losing interest.
‘I am up to go for an audition next week, a part in a revue called Fools Rush In.’
‘Oh good,’ I said, but being a theatre snob found myself wishing that it was an audition for the Fool in King Lear, not just playing the fool in a revue. ‘Hal’s going to Broadway with Lear and Melville’s opening with Beatrice La Motte in Birdie Bye Bye.’
‘Beatrice La Motte is far too old for Birdie!’
‘I know,’ I agreed without knowing much about it, which is another habit of mine. ‘But Melville says it is work, and at least he will be seen.’
‘Dermot says work is thin on the ground for everyone, that theatre has not recovered from people like Laurence Olivier putting on verse plays, and now idiots like Dermot are going around saying that the well-made play has had it.’
‘That’s a bit rich from someone who can’t even make his own bed.’
‘The Manchester Guardian may be starting a campaign against the proscenium arch.’
‘They have to do something with summer coming on,’ I said, waving to a waitress who was doing nothing. ‘Two more coffees, please.’
‘No – just one, thank you.’
Harry looked embarrassed.
I stared at him. Very well, coffee was ninepence more here than in other coffee bars, but the seats were plush and there was a good view of the High Street.
Then the penny dropped. Harry was actually skint, which was why he was suddenly only a one-coffee man.
I put my hand over his, which we both knew was big coming from me, because showing emotion is not my strongest point.
‘I’m flush,’ I murmured.
‘You look fine to me,’ he joked, then to the waitress, ‘Two coffees, please.’
‘Anyone would think you had sold a book or something,’ he went on, referring to my long lonely evenings at Dingley Dell trying to write a novel so as to earn some extra money while keeping on my secretarial work. ‘I don’t know how you stand being a secretary at that War Office place.’
‘And I don’t know how you stand being out of work.’
‘Here’s to Lady Luck, Lottie,’ he said fervently.
We raised our coffee cups to each other, and spent the rest of the evening in a very pleasant way that happily needs no expenditure, and certainly no description.
The following week my mother’s expression was grim again. I knew why because Mrs Graham had told me.
‘Your mother’s not happy with you going out with the same man all the time, Miss Lottie. She thinks you should broaden your horizons. That just going out with one actor is bad for you.’
‘I don’t think I have the energy to go out with a whole company of them,’ I replied, laughing.
Mrs Graham did not join in.
‘She thinks you could do better for yourself.’
Actually I agreed with this. It was obvious that I could do better than Harry, and to give him his due Harry could do much better than me. But for the moment we were stuck with each other and I could only go to work at the War Office as a secretary to Commander Steerforth, and cross my fingers that Harry would get a part in the revue, which he didn’t.
‘Who did get it?’ I asked.
Harry looked away, and then back at me. There was a long pause. ‘You’ll never guess.’
‘Try me.’
Harry cleared his throat. ‘Dermot.’
‘What?’
‘Yes, it turned out he heard me talking to Gus about it at the flat, and immediately rang his agent. Actually, Tony and Dermot both did, and they both went up for it and Dermot got it. And he can’t even sing, really.’
‘Teach you to keep your trap shut, Harry.’
‘Too right, Lottie-bags. I mean to say, though – I never thought – I mean we are meant to be friends.’
‘Melville always says there are no such things as friends when it comes to agents, auditions, or the bar bill.’
‘Did he find that in a Christmas cracker?’ Harry shook his head. ‘I keep telling myself the revue is sure to be a flop, and serve Dermot right.’
‘Exactly. It might not even come to the West End,’ I said in an attempt to comfort him.
‘Last time he borrows my milk or butter.’
Harry brightened at the idea of putting his meagre rations off limits. ‘But the good news is,’ he went on, ‘I’m up for a part in a film, playing a young German officer. It’s a war story.’
‘I didn’t think it was a Doris Day musical,’ I replied, frowning.
Actually I was frowning because the mention of German rang bells. I could suddenly see an opportunity for Harry and myself to curry favour with my father. I was still in his bad books for saying that people would always choose washing machines and a telly over communism so why did we need to stay so vigilant against it?
‘I can’t speak German,’ Harry went on happily. ‘But I can do the accent all right. Ya kohl and main Herr! And that sort of thing. I’ve been practising already.’
‘Wait! I have had a thought.’
‘Please, don’t have a thought, Lottie; you know what happened last time.’
‘My father speaks German like a native. It’s practically his first language. He speaks it so well, I’ll ask him to help you.’
Instantly H
arry stopped looking cheerful. He had not darkened the doors of Dingley Dell since my father had discovered him climbing in at the basement window. Worse than that, and for reasons I will not bore you with, my father had been carrying a swordstick at the time – MI5 officers carry funny things – and it fell apart at Harry’s feet, which turned him into a jelly on a plate.
‘I don’t think you should bother your father, really I don’t, Lottie. I mean with all that he has on – fighting communism tooth and nail, and matters of extreme state and so forth and so fifth – I wouldn’t dream of bothering him.’
‘No, honestly, he can help you with your accent. Make sure you sound as if you live in a mountain chateau as German officers are meant to do.’ I paused, and then by way of comforting Harry, said, ‘He can be nice sometimes, really he can.’
‘I’d rather not, Lottie.’
But it was too late and Harry knew it. I had seen an opening to break the awful silence that had fallen between my father and me. Besides, once I had an idea it had to become something more.
A few days later, it had become something more, a Sunday morning appointment for Harry.
I had arranged it for Sunday morning because it was a favourite time of the week for my father, what with Melville at the drawing-room piano playing his show numbers and Mrs Graham in the kitchen cooking roast beef and Yorkshire pudding, the comforting smells wafting up from the basement.
‘He’s sure to want to get a few in before going in to lunch, so he won’t be long with you, I wouldn’t have thought,’ I assured Harry.
‘I don’t think this is a very good idea, Lottie, really I don’t.’
‘You can’t back out now. No one backs out on my father once he says he’ll see them.’
Harry thought for a minute.
‘I don’t suppose they do.’ He shuddered. ‘Might end up in a sack at the bottom of the Thames.’
‘Or they might swap you for a double agent and send you to Siberia. That happens,’ I said, gleefully.
Harry looked so dejected I ordered him another coffee.
When Sunday morning dawned it was a lovely day. And sure enough Melville started to play some of my father’s favourite numbers from the old musicals, and what with the smell of roast beef cooking and the sound of the piano playing, I thought Harry would have a good chance with the German speaking, and my father who dearly loved to be of help would put me back in his good books.
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