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by Diana Wynne Jones


  Brian’s desk was open. Nirupam was bending over it. He did not seem in the least surprised to see Charles. “Brian has been very eloquent,” he said. “Come and see.”

  Behind the raised lid of the desk, Nirupam had lined up six exercise books, each of them open to a double page of hurried blue scrawl. Help, help, help, help, Charles read in the first. The witch has the Evil Eye on me. HELP. I am being dragged away I know not where. HELP. My mind is in thrall. Nameless deeds are being forced upon me. HELP. The world is turning gray. The spell is working. Help . . . And so on, for the whole two pages.

  “There’s yards of it!” said Charles.

  “I know,” said Nirupam, opening Brian’s French book. “This is full of it too.”

  “Does it give names?” Charles asked tensely.

  “Not so far,” said Nirupam.

  Charles was not going to take Nirupam’s word for that. He picked up each book in turn and read the scrawl through. Help. Wild chanting and horrible smells fill my ears. HELP. I can FEEL MYSELF GOING. The witch’s will is strong. I must obey. Gray humming and horrible words. HELP. My spirit is being dragged from TIMBUKTU to UTTAR PRADESH. To utter destruction I mean. Help . . . It went on like this for all six books. Enough of it was in capitals for Charles to be quite sure that Brian had written the note under his bed himself.

  After that, he read each of the rest of Brian’s books as Nirupam finished with it. It was all the same kind of thing. To Charles’s relief, Brian named no names. But there was still Brian’s journal, at the bottom of the pile.

  “If he’s said anything definite, it will be in this,” Nirupam said, picking up the journal. Charles reached out for it too. If necessary, he was going to force it out of Nirupam’s hands by witchcraft. Or was it better just to make all the pages blank? But did he dare do either? His hand hesitated.

  As Charles hesitated, they heard Mr. Crossley’s voice out in the corridor. Charles and Nirupam frantically crammed the books back into Brian’s desk and shut it. They raced to their own desks, sat down, got out books, and pretended to be busy finishing devvy from the night before.

  “You boys should be going along to breakfast now,” Mr. Crossley said, when he came in. “Go along.”

  Both of them had to go, without a chance of looking at Brian’s journal. Charles wondered why Nirupam looked so frustrated. But he was too frightened on his own account to bother much about Nirupam’s feelings.

  In the corridor outside the dining hall, Mr. Wentworth rushed past them, looking even more harrowed than usual. Inside the dining hall, the rumor was going around that the police had just arrived.

  “You wait,” Simon said knowingly. “The inquisitor will be here before dinner time. You’ll see.”

  Nirupam slid into a seat beside Nan. “Brian has written in all his school books about a witch putting a spell on him,” he murmured to her.

  Nan hardly needed this to show her the trouble she was in. Karen and Delia had already asked her several times what she had done to Brian. And Theresa had added, not looking at Nan, “Some people can’t leave people alone, can they?”

  “But he didn’t name any names,” Nirupam muttered, also not looking at Nan.

  Brian didn’t need to name names, Nan thought desperately. Everyone else would do that for him. And, if that was not enough, Estelle knew she had been out on the broomstick last night. She looked around for Estelle, but Estelle seemed to be avoiding her. She was at another table. At that, the last traces of witchy inner confidence left Nan completely. For once in her life, she had no appetite for breakfast. Charles was not much better. Whatever he tried to eat, the fat blister on his finger seemed to get in the way.

  At the end of breakfast, another rumor went around: The police had sent for tracker dogs.

  A short while after this, Miss Hodge arrived, to find the school in an uproar. It took her some time to find out what had happened, since Mr. Crossley was nowhere to be found. When Miss Phillips finally told her, Miss Hodge was delighted. Brian Wentworth had vanished! That is, Miss Hodge thought hastily, it was very sad and worrying of course, but it did give her a real excuse to attract Mr. Wentworth’s attention again. Yesterday had been most frustrating. After Mr. Wentworth had brushed aside her generous apology over Charles Morgan, she had not been able to think of any other move towards getting him to marry her. But this was ideal. She could go to Mr. Wentworth and be terribly sympathetic. She could enter into his sorrow. The only difficulty was that Mr. Wentworth was not to be found, any more than Mr. Crossley. It seemed that they were both with the police in Miss Cadwallader’s study.

  As everyone went into the hall for assembly, they could see a police van in the quadrangle. Several healthy Alsatians were getting out of it, with their pink tongues draped over their large white fangs in a way that suggested they could hardly wait to get on and hunt something. A number of faces turned pale. There was a lot of nervous giggling.

  “It doesn’t matter if the dogs don’t find anything,” Simon could be heard explaining. “The inquisitor will simply run his witch-detector over everyone in the class, and they’ll find the witch that way.”

  To Nan’s relief, Estelle came pushing along the line and stood next to her. “Estelle—!” Nan began violently.

  “Not now,” Estelle whispered. “Wait for the singing.”

  Neither Mr. Wentworth nor Miss Cadwallader came into assembly. Mr. Brubeck and Mr. Towers, who sat in the main chairs instead, did not explain about that, and neither of them mentioned Brian. This seemed to make it all much more serious. Mr. Towers chose his favorite hymn. It was, to Nan’s misery, “He Who Would Valiant Be.” This hymn always caused Theresa to look at Nan and giggle, when it came to “To be a pilgrim.” Nan had to wait for Theresa to do that before she dared to speak to Estelle, and, she thought, Theresa’s giggle was rather nastier than usual.

  “Estelle,” Nan whispered, as soon as everyone had started the second verse. “Estelle, you don’t think I went out—last night, the way I did—because of Brian, do you? I swear I didn’t.”

  “I know you didn’t,” Estelle whispered back. “What would anyone want Brian for, anyway?”

  “But everyone thinks I did! What shall I do?” Nan whispered back.

  “It’s PE second lesson. I’ll show you then,” said Estelle.

  Charles was also whispering under cover of the singing, to Nirupam. “What are witch-detectors? Do they work?”

  “Machines in black boxes,” Nirupam said breathily at his hymn book. “And they always find a witch with them.”

  Mr. Wentworth had talked about witch-detectors too. So, Charles thought, if the rumor was right and the inquisitor got here before lunchtime, today was the end of Charles. Charles hated Brian. Selfish beast. Yes, all right, he had been selfish too, but Brian was even worse. There was only one thing to do now, and that was to run away as well. But those tracker dogs made that nearly impossible.

  When they got to the classroom, Brian’s desk had been taken away. Charles looked at the empty space in horror. Fingerprints! he thought. Nirupam had gone quite yellow.

  “They took it to give the dogs the scent,” said Dan Smith. He added thoughtfully, “They’re trained to tear people to pieces, those police dogs. I wonder if they’ll tear Brian up, or just the witch.”

  Charles looked at the blister on his finger and realized that burning was not the only thing that hurt. His first thought had been to run away during break. Now he decided to go in PE, next lesson. He wished there were not a whole lesson in between.

  That lesson seemed to last about a year. And for most of that lesson, policemen were continually going past the windows with dogs on leads. Back and forth they went. Wherever Brian had gone, they seemed to be finding it hard to pick up his scent.

  By this time, Nan’s hands were shaking so that she could hardly hold her pen. Thanks to last night, she knew exactly why Brian had left no scent. It was that double-dealing broomstick. It must have flown Brian out before it came and woke her u
p. Nan was sure of it. She could have taken the police to the exact spot where Brian was. That was no bonfire she had smelled over Larwood Forest last night. It had been Brian’s campfire. The broomstick had brought her right over the spot and then realized its mistake. That was why it had gotten so agitated and tried to fly away backwards. She was so angry with Brian for getting her blamed that she wished she really could tell them where he was. But the moment she did that, she proved that she was a witch and incriminated Mr. Wentworth into the bargain. Oh, it was too bad of Brian! Nan just hoped Estelle could think of some kind of rescue before someone accused her, and she started accusing Brian and Mr. Wentworth.

  Just before the end of that lesson, the dogs must have found some kind of scent. When the girls walked around the outside of the school on their way to the girls’ locker room, to change for PE, there was not a policeman or a dog in sight. As the line of girls went past the shrubbery, Estelle gently took hold of Nan’s arm and pulled her towards the bushes. Nan let herself be pulled. She did not know if she was more relieved or more terrified. It was a little early in the day to find seniors in the shrubbery, but even so, surely somebody would notice.

  “We have to go into town,” Estelle whispered, as they pushed among the wet bushes. “To the Old Gate House.”

  “Why?” Nan asked, thrusting her way after Estelle.

  “Because,” Estelle whispered over her shoulder, “the lady there runs the Larwood branch of the witches’ escape route.”

  They came out into the grass beside the huge laurel bush. Nan looked from Estelle’s scared face to Estelle’s trim blazer and school skirt. Then she looked down at her own plump shape. Different as they were, they were both obviously in Larwood House school uniforms. “But if someone sees us in town, they’ll report us to Miss Cadwallader.”

  “I was hoping,” Estelle whispered, “that you might be able to change us into ordinary clothes.”

  Nan realized that the only witchcraft she had ever done was to fly that broom. She had not the least idea how you changed clothes. But Estelle was relying on her and it really was urgent. Feeling an awful fool, Nan held out both shaking hands and said the first thing remotely like a spell that came into her head.

  “Eeny, meeny, miney, mo,

  Out of uniform we go!”

  There was a swirling feeling around her. Estelle was suddenly in a small snowstorm that seemed to be made of little bits of rag. Navy blue rag, then dark rag. The rags settled like burned paper, clinging to Estelle and hanging, and clinging to Nan too. And there they both were in seconds, dressed as witches, in long trailing black dresses, pointed black hats and all.

  Estelle clapped both hands to her mouth to stop a giggle. Nan snorted with laughter. “This won’t do! Try again,” giggled Estelle.

  “What do you want to wear?” Nan asked.

  Estelle’s eyes shone. “Riding clothes,” she whispered ardently. “With a red jumper, please.”

  Nan stretched out her hands again. Now she knew she could do it, she felt quite confident.

  “Agga, tagga, ragga, roast.

  Wear the clothes you want the most.”

  The rag-storm began again. In Estelle’s case, it started black and swirled very promisingly into pale brown and red. Around Nan, it seemed to be turning pink. When the storm stopped, there was Estelle, looking very trim and pretty in jodhpurs, red sweater, and hard hat, with her legs in shiny boots, pointing at Nan with a riding crop and making helpless bursting noises.

  Nan looked down at herself. It seemed that the sort of clothes she wanted most was the dress she had imagined Dulcinea Wilkes wearing to ride her broomstick around London in. She was in a shiny pink silk balldress. The full skirt swept the wet grass. The tight pink bodice left her shoulders bare. It had blue bows up the front and lace in the sleeves. No wonder Estelle was laughing! Pink silk was definitely a mistake for someone as plump as Nan. Why pink? she wondered. Probably she had gotten that idea from the school blankets.

  She had her hands stretched out to try again, when they heard Karen Grigg shouting outside the shrubbery. “Estelle! Estelle! Where are you? Miss Philips wants to know where you’ve gotten to!”

  Estelle and Nan turned and ran. Estelle’s clothes were ideal for sprinting through bushes. Nan’s were not. She lumbered and puffed behind Estelle, and wet leaves kept showering her bare shoulders with water. Her sleeves got in her way. Her skirt wrapped around her legs and kept catching on bushes. Just at the edge of the shrubbery, the dress got stuck on a twig and tore with such a loud ripping noise that Estelle whirled around in horror.

  “Wait!” panted Nan. She wrenched the pink skirt loose and tore the whole bottom part of it off. She wrapped the torn bit like a scarf around her wet shoulders. “That’s better.”

  After that, she could keep up with Estelle quite easily. They slipped through onto the school drive and pelted down it and out through the iron gates. Nan meant to stop and change the pink dress into something else in the road outside, but there was a man sweeping the pavement just beyond the gates. He stopped sweeping and stared at the two of them. A little further on, there were two ladies with shopping bags, who stared even harder. Nan put her head down in acute embarrassment as they walked past the ladies. She had strips of torn pink silk hanging down and clinging to the pale blue stockings she seemed to have changed her socks into. Below that, she seemed to have given herself pink ballet shoes.

  “Will you call for me at my ballet class after you’ve had your riding lesson?” she said loudly and desperately to Estelle.

  “I might. But I’m scared of your ballet teacher,” Estelle said, playing up bravely.

  They got past the ladies, but there were more people further down the road. The further they got into town, the more people there were. By the time they came to the shops, Nan knew she was not going to get a chance to change the pink balldress.

  “You look awfully pretty. Really,” Estelle said consolingly.

  “No, I don’t. It’s like a bad dream,” said Nan.

  “In my bad dreams like that, I don’t have any clothes on at all,” said Estelle.

  At last they reached the strange red brick castle which was the Old Gate House. Estelle, looking white and nervous, led Nan up the steps and under the pointed porch. Nan pulled the large bell pull hanging beside the pointed front door. Then they stood under the arch and waited, more nervous than ever.

  For a long time, they thought nobody was going to answer the door. Then, after nearly five minutes, it opened, very slowly and creaking a great deal. A very old lady stood there, leaning on a stick, looking at them in some surprise.

  Estelle was so nervous by then that she stuttered. “A—a w—way out in the n—name of D—Dulcinea,” she said.

  “Oh dear!” said the old lady. “My dears, I’m so sorry. The inquisitors broke up the organization here several years ago. If it wasn’t for my age, I’d be in prison now. They come and check up on me every week. I daren’t do a thing.”

  They stood and stared at her in utter dismay.

  The old lady saw it. “If it’s a real emergency,” she said, “I can give you a spell. That’s all I can think of. Would you like that?”

  They nodded, dismally.

  “Then wait a moment, while I write it down,” said the old lady. She left the front door open and hobbled aside to a table at one side of the dark old hall. She opened a drawer in it and fumbled for some paper. She searched for a pen. Then she looked across at them. “You know, my dears, in order not to attract attention, you really should look as if you were collecting for charity. I can pretend to be writing you a check. Can either of you manage collecting boxes?”

  “I can,” said Nan. She had almost lost her voice with fright and dismay. She had to cough. She did not dare risk saying spells, standing there on the steps of the old house, up above the busy street. She simply waved a quivering hand and hoped.

  Instant weight bore her hand down. A mighty collecting tin dangled from her arm, and another dan
gled from Estelle’s. Each was as big as a tin of paint. Each had a huge red cross on one side and chinked loudly from their nervous trembling.

  “That’s better,” said the old lady, and started, very slowly, to write.

  The outsize tins did indeed make Nan and Estelle feel easier while they waited. People passing certainly looked up at them curiously, but most of them smiled when they saw the tins. And they were standing there for quite a long time, because, as well as writing very slowly, the old lady kept calling across to them.

  “Do either of you know the Portway Oaks?” she called. They shook their heads. “Pity. You have to go there to say this,” said the old lady. “It’s a ring of trees just below the forest. I’d better draw you a map then.” She drew, slowly. Then she called, “I don’t know why they’re called the Oaks. Every single tree there is a beech tree.” Later still, she called, “Now I’m writing down the way you should pronounce it.”

  The girls still stood there. Nan was beginning to wonder if the old lady was really in league with the inquisitors and keeping them there on purpose, when the old lady at last folded up the paper and shuffled back to the front door.

  “There you are, my dears. I wish I could do more for you.”

  Nan took the paper. Estelle produced a bright artificial smile. “Thanks awfully,” she said. “What does it do?”

  “I’m not sure,” said the old lady. “It’s been handed down in my family for use in emergencies, but no one has ever used it before. I’m told it’s very powerful.”

  Like many old people, the old lady spoke rather too loudly. Nan and Estelle looked nervously over their shoulders at the street below, but nobody seemed to have heard. They thanked the old lady politely and, when the front door shut, they went drearily back down the steps, lugging their huge collecting tins.

 

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