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by Thomas Moore


  Between the scepticism of the ancients and the moderns the great difference is that the former doubted for the purpose of investigating, as may be exemplified by the third book of Aristotle’s Metaphysics, while the latter investigate for the purpose of doubting, as may be seen through most of the philosophical works of Hume. Indeed the Pyrrhonism of latter days is not only more subtle than that of antiquity, but, it must be confessed, more dangerous in its tendency. The happiness of a Christian depends so essentially upon his belief, that it is but natural he should feel alarm at the progress of doubt, lest it should steal by degrees into that region from which he is most interested in excluding it, and poison at last the very spring of his consolation and hope. Still however the abuses of doubting ought not to deter a philosophical mind from indulging mildly and rationally in its use; and there is nothing surely more consistent with the meek spirit of Christianity than that humble scepticism which professes not to extend its distrust beyond the circle of human pursuits and the pretensions of human knowledge. A follower of this school may be among the readiest to admit the claims of a superintending Intelligence upon his faith and adoration: it is only to the wisdom of this weak world that he refuses or at least delays his assent; — it is only in passing through the shadow of earth that his mind undergoes the eclipse of scepticism. No follower of Pyrrho has ever spoken more strongly against the dogmatists than St. Paul himself, in the First Epistle to the Corinthians; and there are passages in Ecclesiastes and other parts of Scripture, which justify our utmost diffidence in all that human reason originates. Even the Sceptics of antiquity refrained carefully from the mysteries of theology, and in entering the temples of religion laid aside their philosophy at the porch. Sextus Empiricus declares the acquiescence of his sect in the general belief of a divine and foreknowing Power: — In short it appears to me that this rational and well-regulated scepticism is the only daughter of the Schools that can safely be selected as a handmaid for Piety. He who distrusts the light of reason will be the first to follow a more luminous guide; and if with an ardent love for truth he has sought her in vain through the ways of this life, he will but turn with the more hope to that better world where all is simple, true and everlasting: for there is no parallax at the zenith; — it is only near our troubled horizon that objects deceive us into vague and erroneous calculations.

  THE SCEPTIC

  As the gay tint that decks the vernal rose1

  Not in the flower but in our vision glows;

  As the ripe flavor of Falernian tides

  Not in the wine but in our taste resides;

  So when with heartfelt tribute we declare

  That Marco’s honest and that Susan’s fair,

  ’Tis in our minds and not in Susan’s eyes

  Or Marco’s life the worth or beauty lies:

  For she in flat-nosed China would appear

  As plain a thing as Lady Anne is here;

  And one light joke at rich Loretto’s dome

  Would rank good Marco with the damned at Rome.

  There’s no deformity so vile, so base,

  That ’tis not somewhere thought a charm, a grace;

  No foul reproach that may not steal a beam

  From other suns to bleach it to esteem.

  Ask who is wise? — you’ll find the self-same man

  A sage in France, a madman in Japan;

  And here some head beneath a mitre swells,

  Which there had tingled to a cap and bells:

  Nay, there may yet some monstrous region be,

  Unknown to Cook and from Napoleon free,

  Where Castlereagh would for a patriot pass

  And mouthing Musgrave scarce be deemed an ass!

  “List not to reason (Epicurus cries),

  “But trust the senses, there conviction lies:”2 —

  Alas! they judge not by a purer light,

  Nor keep their fountains more untinged and bright:

  Habit so mars them that the Russian swain

  Will sigh for train-oil while he sips Champagne;

  And health so rules them, that a fever’s heat

  Would make even Sheridan think water sweet.

  Just as the mind the erring sense3 believes,

  The erring mind in turn the sense deceives;

  And cold disgust can find but wrinkles there,

  Where passion fancies all that’s smooth and fair.

  P * * * *, who sees, upon his pillow laid,

  A face for which ten thousand pounds were paid,

  Can tell how quick before a jury flies

  The spell that mockt the warm seducer’s eyes.

  Self is the medium thro’ which Judgment’s ray

  Can seldom pass without being turned astray.

  The smith of Ephesus4 thought Dian’s shrine,

  By which his craft most throve, the most divine;

  And even the true faith seems not half so true,

  When linkt with one good living as with two.

  Had Wolcot first been pensioned by the throne,

  Kings would have suffered by his praise alone;

  And Paine perhaps, for something snug per ann.,

  Had laught like Wellesley at all Rights of Man.

  But ’tis not only individual minds, —

  Whole nations too the same delusion blinds.

  Thus England, hot from Denmark’s smoking meads,

  Turns up her eyes at Gallia’s guilty deeds;

  Thus, self-pleased still, the same dishonoring chain

  She binds in Ireland she would break in Spain;

  While praised at distance, but at home forbid,

  Rebels in Cork are patriots at Madrid.

  If Grotius be thy guide, shut, shut the book, —

  In force alone for Laws of Nations look.

  Let shipless Danes and whining Yankees dwell

  On naval rights, with Grotius and Vattel.

  While Cobbet’s pirate code alone appears

  Sound moral sense to England and Algiers.

  Woe to the Sceptic in these party days

  Who wafts to neither shrine his puffs of praise!

  For him no pension pours its annual fruits,

  No fertile sinecure spontaneous shoots;

  Not his the meed that crowned Don Hookham’s rhyme,

  Nor sees he e’er in dreams of future time

  Those shadowy forms of sleek reversions rise,

  So dear to Scotchmen’s second-sighted eyes.

  Yet who that looks to History’s damning leaf,

  Where Whig and Tory, thief opposed to thief,

  On either side in lofty shame are seen,5

  While Freedom’s form lies crucified between —

  Who, Burdett, who such rival rogues can see,

  But flies from both to Honesty and thee?

  If weary of the world’s bewildering maze,6

  Hopeless of finding thro’ its weedy ways

  One flower of truth, the busy crowd we shun,

  And to the shades of tranquil learning run,

  How many a doubt pursues! how oft we sigh

  When histories charm to think that histories lie!

  That all are grave romances, at the best,

  And Musgrave’s but more clumsy than the rest.

  By Tory Hume’s seductive page beguiled,

  We fancy Charles was just and Strafford mild;7

  And Fox himself with party pencil draws

  Monmouth a hero, “for the good old cause!”

  Then rights are wrongs and victories are defeats,

  As French or English pride the tale repeats;

  And when they tell Corunna’s story o’er,

  They’ll disagree in all but honoring Moore:

  Nay, future pens to flatter future courts

  May cite perhaps the Park-guns’ gay reports,

  To prove that England triumphs on the morn

  Which found her Junot’s jest and Europe’s scorn.

  In science too — how many a syste
m, raised

  Like Neva’s icy domes, awhile hath blazed

  With lights of fancy and with forms of pride,

  Then, melting, mingled with the oblivious tide!

  Now Earth usurps the centre of the sky,

  Now Newton puts the paltry planet by;

  Now whims revive beneath Descartes’s8 pen,

  Which now, assailed by Locke’s, expire again.

  And when perhaps in pride of chemic powers,

  We think the keys of Nature’s kingdom ours,

  Some Davy’s magic touch the dream unsettles,

  And turns at once our alkalis to metals.

  Or should we roam in metaphysic maze

  Thro’ fair-built theories of former days,

  Some Drummond from the north, more ably skilled,

  Like other Goths, to ruin than to build,

  Tramples triumphant thro’ our fanes o’erthrown,

  Nor leaves one grace, one glory of its own.

  Oh! Learning, whatsoe’er thy pomp and boast,

  Unlettered minds have taught and charmed men most.

  The rude, unread Columbus was our guide

  To worlds, which learned Lactantius had denied;

  And one wild Shakespeare following Nature’s lights

  Is worth whole planets filled with Stagyrites.

  See grave Theology, when once she strays

  From Revelation’s path, what tricks she plays;

  What various heavens, — all fit for bards to sing, —

  Have churchmen dreamed, from Papias,9 down to King!10

  While hell itself, in India naught but smoke11

  In Spain’s a furnace and in France — a joke.

  Hail! modest Ignorance, thou goal and prize,

  Thou last, best knowledge of the simply wise!

  Hail! humble Doubt, when error’s waves are past,

  How sweet to reach thy sheltered port at last,

  And there by changing skies nor lured nor awed.

  Smile at the battling winds that roar abroad.

  There gentle Charity who knows how frail

  The bark of Virtue, even in summer’s gale,

  Sits by the nightly fire whose beacon glows

  For all who wander, whether friends or foes.

  There Faith retires and keeps her white sail furled,

  Till called to spread it for a better world;

  While Patience watching on the weedy shore,

  And mutely waiting till the storm be o’er,

  Oft turns to Hope who still directs her eye

  To some blue spot just breaking in the sky!

  Such are the mild, the blest associates given

  To him who doubts, — and trusts in naught but Heaven!

  1 “The particular bulk, number, figure, and motion of the parts of fire or snow are really in them, whether any one perceives them or not, and therefore they may be called real qualities because they really exist in those bodies; but light, heat, whiteness or coldness are no more really in them than sickness or pain is in manna. Take away the sensation of them; let not the eye see light or colors, nor the ears hear sounds; let the palate not taste nor the nose smell, and all colors, tastes, odors and sounds, as they are such particular ideas, vanish and cease.” — Locke, book ii. chap 8.

  2 This was the creed also of those modern Epicureans, whom Ninon de l’Enclos collected around her in the Rue des Tournelles, and whose object seems to have been to decry the faculty of reason, as tending only to embarrass our wholesome use of pleasures, without enabling us, in any degree, to avoid their abuse. Madame des Houlières, the fair pupil of Des Barreaux in the arts of poetry and gallantry, has devoted most of her verses to this laudable purpose, and is even such a determined foe to reason, that, in one of her pastorals, she congratulates her sheep on the want of it.

  3 Socrates and Plato were the grand sources of ancient scepticism. According to Cicero (“de Orator,” lib. iii.), they supplied Arcesilas with the doctrines of the Middle Academy; and how closely these resembled the tenets of the Sceptics, may be seen even in Sextus Empiricus (lib. i. ca), who with all his distinctions can scarcely prove any difference. It appears strange that Epicurus should have been a dogmatist; and his natural temper would most probably have led him to the repose of scepticism had not the Stoics by their violent opposition to his doctrines compelled him to be as obstinate as themselves.

  4 Acts, chap. xix. “For a certain man named Demetrius, a silversmith, which made silver shrines for Diana, brought no small gain unto the craftsmen.”

  5 “Those two thieves,” says Ralph, between whom the nation is crucified.”— “Use and Abuse of Parliaments.”

  6 The agitation of the ship is one of the chief difficulties which impede the discovery of the longitude at sea; and the tumult and hurry of life are equally unfavorable to that calm level of mind which is necessary to an inquirer after truth.

  7 He defends Stafford’s conduct as “innocent and even laudable.” In the same spirit, speaking of the arbitary sentences of the Star Chamber, he says,— “The severity of the Star Chamber, which was generally ascribed to Laud’s passionate disposition, was perhaps in itself somewhat blamable.”

  8 Descartes, who is considered as the parent of modern scepticism, says, that there is nothing in the whole range of philosophy which does not admit of two opposite opinions, and which is not involved in doubt and uncertainty. Gassendi is likewise to be added to the list of modern Sceptics, and Wedderkopff, has denounced Erasmus also as a follower of Pyrrho, for his opinions upon the Trinity, and some other subjects. To these if we add the names of Bayle, Malebranche, Dryden, Locke, etc., I think there is no one who need be ashamed of insulting in such company.

  9 Papias lived about the time of the apostles, and is supposed to have given birth to the heresy of the Chiliastae, whose heaven was by no means of a spiritual nature, but rather an anticipation of the Prophet of Hera’s elysium.

  10 King, in his “Morsels of Criticisms,” vol. i., supposes the sun to be the receptacle of blessed spirits.

  11 The Indians call hell “the House of Smoke.”

  TWOPENNY POST-BAG, BY THOMAS BROWN, THE YOUNGER.

  elapsae manibus secidere tabellae. — OVID.

  DEDICATION.

  TO

  STEPHEN WOOLRICHE, ESQ.

  MY DEAR WOOLRICHE, —

  It is now about seven years since I promised (and I grieve to think it is almost as long since we met) to dedicate to you the very first Book, of whatever size or kind I should publish. Who could have thought that so many years would elapse, without my giving the least signs of life upon the subject of this important promise? Who could have imagined that a volume of doggerel, after all, would be the first offering that Gratitude would lay upon the shrine of Friendship?

  If you continue, however, to be as much interested about me and my pursuits as formerly, you will be happy to hear that doggerel is not my only occupation; but that I am preparing to throw my name to the Swans of the Temple of Immortality, leaving it of course to the said Swans to determine whether they ever will take the trouble of picking it from the stream.

  In the meantime, my dear Woolriche, like an orthodox Lutheran, you must judge of me rather by my faith than my works; and however trifling the tribute which I here offer, never doubt the fidelity with which I am and always shall be

  Your sincere and attached friend,

  THE AUTHOR.

  March 4, 1813.

  PREFACE.

  The Bag, from which the following Letters are selected, was dropped by a Twopenny Postman about two months since, and picked up by an emissary of the Society for the Suppression of Vice, who supposing it might materially assist the private researches of that Institution, immediately took it to his employers and was rewarded handsomely for his trouble. Such a treasury of secrets was worth a whole host of informers; and, accordingly, like the Cupids of the poet (if I may use so profane a simile) who “fell at odds about the sweet-bag of a bee,”1 those venerable
Suppressors almost fought with each other for the honor and delight of first ransacking the Post-Bag. Unluckily, however, it turned out upon examination that the discoveries of profligacy which it enabled them to make, lay chiefly in those upper regions of society which their well-bred regulations forbid them to molest or meddle with. — In consequence they gained but very few victims by their prize, and after lying for a week or two under Mr. Hatchard’s counter the Bag with its violated contents was sold for a trifle to a friend of mine.

  It happened that I had been just then seized with an ambition (having never tried the strength of my wing but in a Newspaper) to publish something or other in the shape of a Book; and it occurred to me that, the present being such a letter-writing era, a few of these Twopenny-Post Epistles turned into easy verse would be as light and popular a task as I could possibly select for a commencement. I did not, however, think it prudent to give too many Letters at first and accordingly have been obliged (in order to eke out a sufficient number of pages) to reprint some of those trifles, which had already appeared in the public journals. As in the battles of ancient times, the shades of the departed were sometimes seen among the combatants, so I thought I might manage to remedy the thinness of my ranks, by conjuring up a few dead and forgotten ephemerons to fill them.

 

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