Of my new present.
MOS. That, and thousands more,
I hope to see you lord of.
VOLP. Thanks, kind Mosca.
MOS. And that, when I am lost in blended dust,
And hundred such as I am, in succession—
VOLP. Nay, that were too much, Mosca.
MOS. You shall live,
Still, to delude these harpies.
VOLP. Loving Mosca!
’Tis well: my pillow now, and let him enter.
Exit Mosca
Now, my feign’d cough, my phthisic, and my gout,
My apoplexy, palsy, and catarrhs,
Help, with your forced functions, this my posture,
Wherein, this three year, I have milked their hopes.
He comes; I hear him—Uh! [coughing] uh! uh! uh! O—
Enter Mosca, with Voltore, carrying a piece of Plate
MOS. You still are what you were, sir. Only you,
Of all the rest, are he commands his love,
And you do wisely to preserve it thus,
With early visitation, and kind notes
Of your good meaning to him, which, I know,
Cannot but come most grateful! Patron! sir!
Here’s signior Voltore is come—
VOLP. [Faintly] What say you?
MOS. Sir, signior Voltore is come this morning
To visit you.
VOLP. I thank him.
MOS. And hath brought
A piece of antique plate, bought of St. Mark,14
With which he here presents you.
VOLP. He is welcome.
Pray him to come more often.
MOS. Yes.
VOLT. What says he?
MOS. He thanks you, and desires you see him often.
VOLP. Mosca.
MOS. My patron!
VOLP. Bring him near, where is he?
I long to feel his hand.
MOS. The plate is here, sir.
VOLT. How fare you, sir?
VOLP. I thank you, signior Voltore;
Where is the plate? mine eyes are bad.
VOLT. [Putting it into his hands] I’m sorry,
To see you still thus weak.
MOS. [Aside] That he’s not weaker.
VOLP. You are too munificent.
VOLT. NO, sir; would to heaven,
I could as well give health to you, as that plate!
VOLP. You give, sir, what you can: I thank you. Your love
Hath taste in this, and shall not be unanswered:
I pray you see me often.
VOLT. Yes, I shall, sir.
VOLP. Be not far from me.
MOS. Do you observe that, sir?
VOLP. Hearken unto me still; it will concern you.
MOS. You are a happy man, sir; know your good.
VOLP. I cannot now last long—
MOS. You are his heir, sir.
VOLT. Am I?
VOLP. I feel me going; Uh! uh! uh! uh!
I’m sailing to my port, Uh! uh! uh! uh!
And I am glad I am so near my haven.
MOS. Alas, kind gentleman! Well, we must all go—
VOLT. But, Mosca—
MOS. Age will conquer.
VOLT. ’Pray thee, hear me:
Am I inscribed his heir for certain?
MOS. Are you!
I do beseech you, sir, you will vouchsafe
To write me in your family. All my hopes
Depend upon your worship: I am lost,
Except the rising sun do shine on me.
VOLT. It shall both shine, and warm thee, Mosca.
MOS. Sir, I am a man, that hath not done your love
All the worst offices: here I wear your keys,
See all your coffers and your caskets locked,
Keep the poor inventory of your jewels,
Your plate and monies; am your steward, sir,
Husband your goods here.
VOLT. But am I sole heir?
MOS. Without a partner, sir; confirmed this morning:
The wax is warm yet, and the ink scarce dry
Upon the parchment.
VOLT. Happy, happy, me!
By what good chance, sweet Mosca?
MOS. Your desert, sir;
I know no second cause.
VOLT. Thy modesty
Is not to know it; well, we shall requite it.
MOS. He ever liked your course, sir; that first took him.
I oft have heard him say, how he admired
Men of your large profession, that could speak
To every cause, and things mere contraries,
Till they were hoarse again, yet all be law;
That, with most quick agility, could turn,
And return; make knots, and undo them;
Give forkèd counsel; take provoking gold
On either hand, and put it up: these men,
He knew, would thrive with their humility.
And, for his part, he thought he should be blessed
To have his heir of such a suffering spirit,
So wise, so grave, of so perplexed a tongue,
And loud withal, that would not wag, nor scarce
Lie still, without a fee; when every word
Your worship but lets fall, is a chequin!15—[Knocking without]
Who’s that? one knocks; I would not have you seen, sir.
And yet—pretend you came, and went in haste:
I’ll fashion an excuse—and, gentle sir,
When you do come to swim in golden lard,
Up to the arms in honey, that your chin
Is borne up stiff, with fatness of the flood,
Think on your vassal; but remember me:
I have not been your worst of clients.
VOLT. Mosca!—
MOS. When will you have your inventory brought, sir?
Or see a copy of the will?—Anon!—
I’ll bring them to you, sir. Away, be gone,
Put business in your face.
Exit Voltore
VOLP. [Springing up] Excellent Mosca!
Come hither, let me kiss thee.
MOS. Keep you still, sir.
Here is Corbaccio.
VOLP. Set the plate away:
The vulture’s gone, and the old raven’s come!
MOS. Betake you to your silence, and your sleep.
Stand there and multiply. [Putting the plate to the rest]
Now, shall we see
A wretch who is indeed more impotent
Than this can feign to be; yet hopes to hop
Over his grave—
Enter Corbaccio
Signior Corbaccio!
You’re very welcome, sir.
CORB. How does your patron?
MOS. Troth, as he did, sir; no amends.
CORB. What! mends he?
MOS. NO, sir: he’s rather worse.
CORB. That’s well. Where is he?
MOS. Upon his couch, sir, newly fallen asleep.
CORB. Does he sleep well?
MOS. NO wink, sir, all this night.
Nor yesterday; but slumbers.16
CORB. Good! he should take
Some counsel of physicians: I have brought him
An opiate here, from mine own doctor.
MOS. He will not hear of drugs.
CORB. Why? I myself
Stood by while it was made, saw all the ingredients:
And know, it cannot but most gently work:
My life for his, ’tis but to make him sleep.
VOLP. [Aside] Ay, his last sleep, if he would take it.
MOS. Sir,
He has no faith in physic.
CORB. Say you, say you?
MOS. He has no faith in physic: he does think
Most of your doctors are the greater danger,
And worse disease, to escape. I often have
Heard him protest, that your physician
Should never be his heir.
CORB. Not I his
heir?
MOS. Not your physician, sir.
CORB. O, no, no, no,
I do not mean it.
MOS. No, sir, nor their fees
He cannot brook: he says, they flay a man,
Before they kill him.
CORB. Right, I do conceive you.
MOS. And then they do it by experiment;
For which the law not only doth absolve them,
But gives them great reward: and he is loath
To hire his death, so.
CORB. It is true, they kill
With as much license as a judge.
MOS. Nay, more;
For he but kills, sir, where the law condemns,
And these can kill him too.
CORB. Ay, or me;
Or any man. How does his apoplex?
Is that strong on him still?
MOS. Most violent.
His speech is broken, and his eyes are set,
His face drawn longer than ’twas wont—
CORB. How! how!
Stronger than he was wont?
MOS. No, sir: his face
Drawn longer than ’twas wont.
CORB. O, good!
MOS. His mouth
Is ever gaping, and his eyelids hang.
CORB. Good.
MOS. A freezing numbness stiffens all his joints,
And makes the color of his flesh like lead.
CORB. ’Tis good.
MOS. His pulse beats slow, and dull.
CORB. Good symptoms still.
MOS. And from his brain—
CORB. I conceive you; good.
MOS. Flows a cold sweat, with a continual rheum,
Forth the resolved corners of his eyes.
CORB. Is’t possible? Yet I am better, ha!
How does he, with the swimming of his head?
MOS. O, sir, ’tis past the scotomy;17 he now
Hath lost his feeling, and hath left to snort:
You hardly can perceive him, that he breathes.
CORB. Excellent, excellent! sure I shall outlast him!
This makes me young again, a score of years.
MOS. I was a coming for you, sir.
CORB. Has he made his will?
What has he given me?
MOS. No, sir.
CORB. Nothing! ha?
MOS. He has not made his will, sir.
CORB. Oh, oh, oh!
What then did Voltore, the lawyer, here?
MOS. He smelt a carcase, sir, when he but heard
My master was about his testament;
As I did urge him to it for your good—
CORB. He came unto him, did he? I thought so.
MOS. Yes, and presented him this piece of plate.
CORB. To be his heir?
MOS. I do not know, sir.
CORB. True:
I know it too.
MOS. [Aside] By your own scale, sir.
CORB. Well,
I shall prevent18 him, yet. See, Mosca, look,
Here, I have brought a bag of bright sequins,
Will quite weigh down his plate.
MOS. [Taking the bag] Yea, marry, sir.
This is true physic, this your sacred medicine;
No talk of opiates, to this great elixir!
CORB. ’Tis aurum palpabile, if not potabile.19
MOS. It shall be minister’d to him, in his bowl.
CORB. Ay, do, do, do.
MOS. Most blessed cordial!
This will recover him.
CORB. Yes, do, do, do.
MOS. I think it were not best, sir.
CORB. What?
MOS. TO recover him.
CORB. O, no, no, no; by no means.
MOS. Why, sir, this
Will work some strange effect, if he but feel it.
CORB. ’Tis true, therefore forbear; I’ll take my venture:
Give me it again.
MOS. At no hand; pardon me:
You shall not do yourself that wrong, sir. I
Will so advise you, you shall have it all.
CORB. HOW?
MOS. All, sir; ’tis your right, your own: no man
Can claim a part: ’tis yours, without a rival,
Decreed by destiny.
CORB. How, how, good Mosca?
MOS. I’ll tell you, sir. This fit he shall recover.
CORB. I do conceive you.
MOS. And, on first advantage
Of his gained sense, will I re-importune him
Unto the making of his testament:
And show him this.
CORB. Good, good.
MOS. ’Tis better yet,
If you will hear, sir.
CORB. Yes, with all my heart.
MOS. Now, would I counsel you, make home with speed:
There, frame a will; whereto, you shall inscribe
My master your sole heir.
CORB. And disinherit
My son!
MOS. O, sir, the better: for that color
Shall make it much more taking.
CORB. O, but color?
MOS. This will, sir, you shall send it unto me.
Now, when I come to inforce, as I will do,
Your cares, your watchings, and your many prayers,
Your more than many gifts, your this day’s present,
And last, produce your will; where, without thought,
Or least regard, unto your proper issue,
A son so brave, and highly meriting,
The stream of your diverted love hath thrown you
Upon my master, and made him your heir:
He cannot be so stupid, or stone-dead,
But out of conscience, and mere gratitude—
CORB. He must pronounce me his?
MOS. ’Tis true.
CORB. This plot
Did I think on before.
MOS. I do believe it.
CORB. Do you not believe it?
MOS. Yes, sir.
CORB. Mine own project.
MOS. Which, when he hath done, sir—
CORB. Published me his heir?
MOS. And you so certain to survive him—
CORB. Ay.
MOS. Being so lusty a man—
CORB. ’Tis true.
MOS. Yes, sir—
CORB. I thought on that too. See, how he should be
The very organ to express my thoughts!
MOS. You have not only done yourself a good—
CORB. But multiplied it on my son.
MOS. ’Tis right, sir.
CORB. Still, my invention.
MOS. ’Las, sir! heaven knows,
It hath been all my study, all my care,
(I e’en grow gray withal,) how to work things—
CORB. I do conceive, sweet Mosca.
MOS. You are he,
For whom I labor here.
CORB. Ay, do, do, do:
I’ll straight about it.
[Going]
MOS. Rook go with you, raven!
CORB. I know thee honest.
MOS. [Aside] You do lie, sir!
CORB. And—
MOS. Your knowledge is no better than your ears, sir.
CORB. I do not doubt, to be a father to thee.
MOS. Nor I to gull my brother of his blessing.
CORB. I may have my youth restored to me, why not?
MOS. Your worship is a precious ass!
CORB. What say’st thou?
MOS. I do desire your worship to make haste, sir.
CORB. ’Tis done, ’tis done; I go.
Exit
VOLP. [Leaping from his couch] O, I shall burst!
Let out my sides, let out my sides—
MOS. Contain
Your flux of laughter, sir: you know this hope
Is such a bait, it covers any hook.
VOLP. O, but thy working, and thy placing it!
I cannot hold; good rascal, let me kiss thee:
I never knew thee in so rare a humor.
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Follow your grave instructions; give them words;
Pour oil into their ears, and send them hence.
VOLP. ’Tis true, ’tis true. What a rare punishment
Is avarice to itself!
MOS. Ay, with our help, sir.
VOLP. So many cares, so many maladies,
So many fears attending on old age,
Yea, death so often call’d on, as no wish
Can be more frequent with them, their limbs faint,
Their senses dull, their seeing, hearing, going,
All dead before them; yea, their very teeth,
Their instruments of eating, failing them:
Yet this is reckoned life! nay, here was one,
Is now gone home, that wishes to live longer!
Feels not his gout, nor palsy; feigns himself
Younger by scores of years, flatters his age
With confident belying it, hopes be may,
With charms, like Æson,20 have his youth restored:
And with these thoughts so battens, as if fate
Would be as easily cheated on, as he,
And all turns air! [Knocking within] Who’s that there, now? a third!
MOS. Close, to your couch again; I hear his voice:
It is Corvino, our spruce merchant.
VOLP. [Lies down as before] Dead.
MOS. Another bout, sir, with your eyes. [Anointing them]
—Who’s there?
Enter Corvino
Signior Corvino! come most wished for! O,
How happy were you, if you knew it, now!
CORV. Why? what? wherein?
MOS. The tardy hour is come, sir.
CORV. He is not dead?
MOS. Not dead, sir, but as good;
He knows no man.
CORV. How shall I do then?
MOS. Why, sir?
CORV. I have brought him here a pearl.
MOS. Perhaps he has
So much remembrance left, as to know you, sir:
He still calls on you; nothing but your name
Is in his mouth. Is your pearl orient, sir?
CORV. Venice was never owner of the like.
VOLP. [Faintly] Signior Corvino!
MOS. Hark.
VOLP. Signior Corvino!
MOS. He calls you; step and give it to him.—He’s here, sir,
And he has brought you a rich pearl.
CORV. How do you, sir?
Tell him, it doubles the twelfth caract.21
MOS. Sir,
He cannot understand, his hearing’s gone;
And yet it comforts him to see you—
CORV. Say,
I have a diamond for him, too.
MOS. Best show it, sir;
Put it into his hand; ’tis only there
He apprehends: he has his feeling, yet.
See how he grasps it!
CORV. ’Las, good gentleman!
How pitiful the sight is!
MOS. Tut! forget, sir.
The weeping of an heir should still be laughter
Under a visor.
CORV. Why, am I his heir?
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