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by Jennifer Millikin


  My silence answers for me. Natalie’s eyes take on a knowing look, and then she rolls them.

  “Allison, right?” she asks.

  I nod reluctantly. I really hate talking about this with Natalie.

  “Any chance she could be the one?”

  I make a face and Natalie laughs.

  Despite our differences, we’re careful not to judge one another too harshly, or too openly. She wants Prince Charming on a white horse, I don’t believe in love at all. In a nutshell, this is why we work.

  “Brunch tomorrow?” I ask her.

  She nods, leans back on a pillow, and stretches out, tucking her toes under my thigh.

  I know the answer to the question before I ask it, but it’s worth a shot. “Do you want me to pass your manuscript to my mom?”

  “No, but thank you.” I feel her toes wiggling under my thigh. “I want to make it because I’m good enough, not because I have an in.”

  Grabbing the remote, she turns the movie back on.

  This is what we do for the next hour before my date with Allison, where I will meet her at the bar for a drink, and presumably go back to my place and do the things Natalie refuses to write about. I watch a sappy, unrealistic movie about love.

  Why do I do this when I firmly do not believe in the institution?

  Because.

  Because I’ll do anything for Natalie.

  5

  Natalie

  Nine o’clock is a normal time to show up at someone’s front door and demand brunch, right? Because that’s what I’m about to do.

  Hopefully Aidan’s date is long gone. Honestly, I don’t know how he does it, especially with those roommates of his. Who wants to get busy when there are so many people around?

  Lifting my hand, I knock my signature knock, the one all three guys tease me about. The first time they teased me, I felt embarrassed. Every time thereafter, I felt included, like I’d been let into a secret club. If they disliked me, they wouldn’t look my way twice. It’s kind of like that dumbass rule from the elementary school playground— if they hit you, it means they like you.

  Rob answers the door, his shaggy blonde hair falling into his eyes. “You need your own key, Best. I was sleeping.”

  I shrug at his complaint, but inside I’m grinning. I love my nickname. At first, I thought it stood for best friend, but Rob explained it’s because I’m the best girl Aidan has ever brought into this apartment.

  “Does he have company?” I whisper, walking farther in and lowering my purse onto the table that doubles as a desk.

  “He did last night. I’m not sure if she’s still here.” He points to himself. “Asleep, remember?” Rob walks into the kitchen, feet dragging on the wood floor, and grabs a box of cereal from on top of the fridge. “You want?” he holds the box out.

  Shaking my head, I tell him I’m supposed to be having brunch with Aidan.

  Rob looks at the time on the microwave. “Kind of early,” he says, then shoves a massive bite of cereal into his mouth.

  I squint at the utensil in his hand. “Is that a serving spoon?”

  He glances at it on its way up to his mouth. “Guess so. I’m not sure what a serving spoon looks like.”

  My lips twist with contained laughter. Rob settles into a seat next to my purse, pushing it aside and motioning to the empty seat across from him. Ignoring the grumble in my stomach, I sink down into the mismatched chair.

  “Where’s Jasper?”

  “Sleeping. How’s life?” Rob asks, not knowing he’s asking the very question I do not want to answer. I’m a divorcee who writes saccharin romances and gets rejected more than the last item at the bottom of a discount bin.

  “Fine,” I chirp, my tone false, but I know Rob won’t catch it. “How is your mom?”

  Rob’s dad blindsided his mom with divorce papers last summer. Since then she chopped and dyed her hair, lost twenty pounds, and found herself a man she refers to as Croatian Sensation. Rob is generally disgusted by it all, but I think he’s secretly happy for his mom.

  “She called a couple days ago from Maui.” He pauses to roll his eyes. “She hiked a mountain and it was life-changing.” Another eye roll and a head shake.

  “That’s good, maybe—”

  A door opens. Hushed voices.

  I look to Rob, but he’s looking down into his cereal bowl, intent on capturing the final bits of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

  Footsteps. One set a soft thud, the other a slap against the wood floor. Last night’s heels.

  I sneak a glance down the hall. Aidan and the mystery woman appear. She looks sleepy, but her makeup is still mostly in place. No mascara streaking. She does morning-after well. Rob and I are quiet as they pass us, and then Rob kicks me lightly under the table.

  “JBF hair,” he whispers.

  I look just in time to see the small rat’s nest at the back of her head. She steps out and Aidan follows her into the hall. He’s back inside in less than ten seconds. I’m just guessing here, but that probably wasn’t the goodbye she had envisioned.

  “You’re here early.” Aidan sinks into a seat beside me. He reaches out, running a hand over my brown wavy hair and messing it up on purpose.

  I bat his hand away and ask if he’s washed his hands recently. Instead of answering, he rolls his eyes.

  “I want brunch,” I say, shifting in my seat so I can look at him. The corners of his eyes are red, and in the left one, a little bit of sleep is crusted in the corner. His hair, nearly the same shade as mine, is rumpled.

  Aidan yawns, nodding at the same time. “Where?”

  I give him a look.

  His eyes widen and it’s probably the first time since he woke up they’ve been so open. “Really?”

  I nod. I want grease. I want sugar. I want the things I never allow myself to have. The ultra healthy diet I adopted after college is not invited to brunch.

  Worry cinches Aidan’s eyebrows. “Should I be happy or terrified?”

  “Neither,” I say, trying to tune out the sound of Rob slurping milk from his bowl. “I’m not sick. Nobody died.”

  Relief settles onto Aidan’s face, pushing his eyebrows to their normal spot. “Give me ten minutes to shower and we’ll go.” He knocks on the table with two knuckles and stands.

  Rob goes to the couch and turns on the TV while Aidan showers. I check my email and daydream about red velvet pancakes. And bacon. And a spicy Bloody Mary.

  “Thank you,” Aidan tells our server, smiling at her. Flustered, she backs into another server, nearly upsetting his tray. Her cheeks pink and she hurries away.

  “Way to go,” I say, pulling the celery stalk from my drink and taking a loud bite. “I hope she doesn’t forget our order now.”

  Aidan shrugs. “Can’t help it. I didn’t ask her to get twitterpated.”

  “Twitterpated? Seriously?”

  “Technical term. As a writer, you really should already know that.” Aidan removes everything from his Bloody Mary, including the straw, and lays it out on a napkin.

  “Unnecessary,” he explains, motioning at the discarded vegetables before taking a drink.

  I don’t agree. I leave everything in.

  “So,” he says, setting the drink down and pushing it away. “Are you going to tell me you stayed up all night writing hot sex scenes?”

  Heat creeps through me at the thought.

  Aidan sits back against his side of the booth, his lips twitching with the laughter he’s keeping contained. “Come on. Confess.”

  “You know I didn’t.” I grab my own drink and take a long pull through the straw. The heat of it makes me cough, and I reach for my ice water, thankful I thought to ask our twitterpated server for a glass of water alongside my drink.

  Aidan watches me, his thumb running across his bottom lip. “Don’t you think it might be time you got over that?”

  “Says the guy who had meaningless sex last night.”

  He shakes his head. “Says the guy who had meaningle
ss sex last night and this morning.”

  I feign shock. “A two-fer?”

  Aidan’s shoulders shake as he laughs. When his laughter subsides, he grows serious. “I think I’ve figured it out. You wrote a book for two people who don’t love each other. And no matter how many happy endings you write, they will never have one.”

  Ouch. Aidan always knows how to get to the heart of a matter. If there were an arrow lodged in a tree trunk, Aidan’s words could be the arrow to split the existing arrow in half. His words are simple and honest. Painful to hear, and his accuracy even more painful to admit.

  He continues. “If you weren’t writing for them, what kind of book would you write?”

  I don’t respond, mostly because I’m not sure what to say. I grab hold of my straw and make designs on the surface of my drink. The red liquid dips and sways, little flecks of black pepper disappearing and floating back up to the surface.

  What kind of book would I write if I didn’t write the happily ever after my parents never had? I…don’t know. I love romance. The angst, the desire, the tension, and at the bottom of it all, the one feeling that connects us all. Love. We all want it, we all need it. Love ignites passion and causes wars. It instills fear in the bravest of us, and the threat of its removal brings the strongest to their knees.

  I want it for myself as much as I wanted it for my parents.

  My parents tried. They were in love when I was a little kid, I’m positive of that. Something happened. What I saw were small hurts that led to pain-soaked side comments and passive-aggressive arguments. Then came the aggressive arguments, the holes in the walls, the bruises on my mom’s arms from where he’d grab her while they argued. And then, what I now understand to be the silent marriage killer: Indifference. At the time, I didn’t know what it meant when my dad had to work late, and my mom didn’t appear to care. I was just relieved they were no longer fighting. What I didn’t understand was that was because neither believed there was anything to fight for.

  My room became my refuge, and I put my nose in a book and came out only when necessary. Romantic novels were my escape, and I pictured my parents as the heroine and hero. Until the steamy scenes, anyhow.

  Flash forward ten years, and I’m operating as the adult version of that girl. Adult me is divorced, lives in New York City, makes a living at a soul-sucking job, and receives rejection letters at an impressive rate. How can I tell my teenage self that this is what she will become?

  I look up at Aidan, and my heart floods with how grateful I am for him. His eyebrows lift, and I realize he’s still waiting on my answer.

  “I don’t know. Romance, definitely. I love love. It’s a sickness for which there is no cure.”

  “You still wouldn’t let your characters get it on even if you weren’t picturing your mom and dad while writing?” Aidan raises his eyebrows.

  “My characters get it on,” I reply, just as the server drops off our breakfast. It’s probably not the weirdest sentence she’s ever heard at one of her tables.

  Aidan thanks the server and picks up his fork. He stabs the air between us before using it to pick up a link of turkey sausage. “Your characters do not get it on. They have chaste kisses.” He takes a bite, chews, and continues. “Side note, that’s the first time I’ve ever used the word chaste.”

  “God knows you’ve never behaved that way.” I cut off a piece of my pancake and take a bite. Yum. Warm. Fluffy. Sweet icing. Eat those feelings, Natalie. Normally I’m a ‘clean eater’ as my sister puts it. Vegetables all day, no carbs after four in the afternoon, lean protein, blah blah blah. But when I’m sad, I eat. If I told Sydney, she’d tell me to find a better way to handle my feelings. Precisely why I don’t tell my sister.

  “Is that what you wanted?” Aidan nods at my next forkful.

  “Um hmmm,” I answer, chewing.

  “Why do you write chaste kisses, Natalie?”

  I stare at him, confused. He knows my reason. Why ask me?

  “Childhood trauma can only be your excuse for so long. Why else do you write the way you do?” He leans forward, forearms pressing into the edge of the table. For someone who’s asking a question, he doesn’t have the look of someone with a query. His eyes are warm. Confident. Knowing.

  “Just say it,” I tell him. “You obviously think you have a direct line to my brain.”

  He laughs. “In college I majored in What Natalie Isn’t Saying.”

  I laugh too. I can’t help it. “Well, come on then,” I say, motioning with one hand. “Lay it on me.” Picking up a slice of thick-cut bacon, I munch and wait for Aidan to answer.

  He eyes me for a second, places his palms on the table, and pushes to stand. He steps away from his side of the booth, only to slide into mine. His leg bumps mine, and I slide down, making room for him. “What are you doing?”

  He still doesn’t answer. Using two fingers, he pulls the bacon from my own two fingers and tosses it on my plate.

  “Aid—” The rest of his name is stolen from my mouth. The tip of his pointer finger is on top of my right hand and he’s sliding it up my bare arm, past my elbow, up to my shoulder.

  I’m too shocked to speak, too shocked to move, too shocked to even breathe.

  His finger continues across my collarbone, tickling up my neck and to the far corner of my jaw, where his one finger multiplies into all five. He turns my head so I’m facing him, and I look into his eyes, searching for an explanation. In all our years of friendship, he has never touched me this way. When I get to his eyes, I find his gaze not on my own, but on my lips. He sucks his lower lip into his mouth and lets it slide back out.

  I start to ask a question, but then he leans in, pressing his lips to the space beside my ear. “In a book, whatever followed me touching you like this, would not be chaste.”

  At once every part of him that’s touching me disappears. He leaves my side of the booth and sits back down. He takes a bite of eggs and looks up at me like nothing happened.

  “You’re flushed.” He points at my face with his fork.

  “No shit,” I mutter, looking for something to throw at him. Aside from my cutlery, there is nothing I can throw that would do only minor damage. “I was attacked by a one-fingered bandit.” Retrieving my bacon, I stuff the rest of it in my mouth and glare at him. “Why the hell did you do that?”

  “Material,” he says. “Now you can go home and write about the kind of kiss that would come after a lead-in like that.”

  “Pretty sure of yourself, aren’t you?”

  “Your cheeks tell me my effort was not in vain.”

  Cupping my hands, I place them on my traitorous cheeks and give him a dirty look. “Extreme surprise causes flushing too.”

  Aidan’s eyes grow wide. “That’s it,” he says, his hand shaking with excitement. A forkful of eggs tumbles to his plate.

  “What?” I’m still not over what he just did to me. I’m not sure if I should be angry. I don’t feel angry, but it seems to be the right emotion to have when your best friend does what he just did.

  “Are you free tonight?” he asks, then chuckles. “Why do I even ask? Of course you’re free. I’m coming over to—”

  “I have plans, actually.” I cross my arms. Now I’m mad.

  Aidan waves off my plans without hearing them. “Old movies at that crappy little theater don’t count.”

  “They do too.” I love those movies. Tonight they’re playing Scarlett, and I want to watch it. I haven’t read the book since high school.

  “Cancel that plan. I’m coming over and we’re setting up an online dating profile.”

  “Nope.” I shake my head. “No in every language, in every way a person can say it. No.”

  Aidan crosses his arms and looks at me. “I’ll watch Gone With The Wind with you.”

  I twist my lips and look away. Behind the bar, a guy in a white T-shirt throws a towel over one shoulder and presses buttons on a gigantic, complicated looking coffee machine. The Bloody Mary has set
tled into my veins, the vodka covering me in a soft, gauzy haze. I should probably order a coffee soon.

  I look back to Aidan. Excitement lights up his eyes. He senses I’m about to cave. For years I’ve tried to get him to watch old movies with me, and for years he has refused. Sappy romances are my limit. I can practically hear him saying it.

  Creating an online dating profile doesn’t mean I’ll actually have to use it. It can collect dust in the farthest corner of the internet.

  I reach my hand across the table. “Deal?”

  Aidan places his warm hand in my own and grins. “Deal.”

  6

  Aidan

  Natalie is probably going to kill me. And by probably, I mean definitely.

  Her face is looking at me right now, eyes peering at me from behind my computer screen. Her eyes are unique. A blend of blue and green. Sea green, she once called it. Her lips lift up on one side, a typical Natalie smirk. She always looks at me that way. It’s a mix of exasperation and indulgence. I drive her nuts, but she can’t help but love me.

  I’m not doing this because I think I know what’s best for Natalie. She may think that, but it’s not true. I don’t know what’s best for her. I don’t know what she needs right now as she navigates life post-divorce. Does she need a swift kick in the ass or a gentle hug? I suppose me setting up a profile for her falls somewhere in the middle, perhaps an assertive shoulder shove in the right direction. Maybe I do think I know what’s best for her.

  Leaning back in my chair, I cradle the back of my head in two hands and look at the picture I chose. I had a picture with her full, toothy smile, but I chose the smirk. She’s seated on a park bench, her long dark hair spilling over one shoulder. I took the picture last fall. We’d agreed to meet at four, and I would’ve been on time, but a student caught me after last period and asked for help with the homework I’d assigned. Natalie was sitting there waiting for me. She turned and saw me, so I took out my phone and pretended to film her.

 

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