by Derek Landy
But there was tension in the air. Stephanie could feel it whenever she left Scapegrace’s Knight-cave. The Irish sorcerers who had fought under Erskine Ravel had seen the footage, they had seen Ghastly Bespoke and Anton Shudder being murdered by their own Grand Mage, and they weren’t buying his lies. They met in small groups, talked quietly among themselves, their conversations dying whenever a Roarhaven mage walked too near.
And they weren’t the only ones. Sorcerers from other Sanctuaries, men and women who had never wanted to fight a war in the first place, were asking questions about their own Sanctuaries’ involvement. Upon closer inspection, facts and motivations didn’t add up. The assassins who had caused so many Elders to be replaced had either disappeared or had yet to be even identified.
And then there was the Big Question, the question that everyone was asking.
Where was Skulduggery Pleasant?
They were saying the reason the shield around Roarhaven had been put back up when Mantis came through was because Grand Mage Ravel was afraid of what the Skeleton Detective would do once he got to him. They said that Ravel went everywhere with the Children of the Spider to protect him, and had the Black Cleaver as his own personal bodyguard. They said he couldn’t sleep at night.
How Stephanie hoped that was true.
No one expected her to have feelings. She could see it in their faces. Vex and Saracen and the Monster Hunters were at least civil to her, and friendly enough, but Skulduggery and Fletcher ignored her. She tried not to show how much that hurt. She deserved it, of course she did. She’d murdered Carol. She’d tried to kill Valkyrie. In their eyes, she was probably still a reflection, still a thing, still an it.
When Valkyrie had first told her about Ghastly, Stephanie wasn’t sure how she felt. She knew she felt something. There was something inside her, something that felt like Valkyrie’s memories of heartache and loss. But Stephanie had shoved it aside, because she was able to do that. Shove it aside, deal with it later. But when she’d dealt with it later, she realised that what she was feeling was real. It was actual heartache. It was actual loss. And it was hers, it wasn’t Valkyrie’s.
But nobody wanted to know about how much Stephanie grieved.
Seven days after the war ended, she woke to discover that China had sent a message. She walked into the Knight-cave living room to find everyone here, deep in discussion. They hadn’t even bothered to wake her.
“This is our chance,” said Gracious.
Skulduggery kept looking at the message on his phone. “So it would seem.”
Gracious frowned. “You think it’s a trap?”
“I don’t know. It’s perfect. It’s not too easy, but it’s nothing we can’t manage. It’s ideally suited to us.”
“So it is a trap.”
“It may not be.”
“So it’s not a trap.”
Skulduggery turned to him. “Gracious, I sincerely don’t know. But if it is a trap …”
“Then China’s betrayed us,” Vex said.
“She wouldn’t do that willingly,” said Skulduggery. “But if they’ve put a gun to her head and we don’t walk into the trap, they’ll assume she tipped us off somehow. Ravel might very well throw her in a cell, but Madame Mist is not so forgiving.”
Saracen rubbed his hand over his mouth. He hadn’t shaved in two days. “You think they’ll kill her?”
“It’s a distinct possibility.”
“So what do we do?”
Skulduggery held up three fingers, and one at a time he ticked them off. “We kill Ravel. We rescue China. We don’t get caught. It’s going to be tricky. Gracious, is there any way you can access the camera feed again?”
Gracious shook his head. “They changed the access codes the moment they realised we’d infiltrated their system. But if Ravel’s going down to the Accelerator Room, I think I can patch into the signals received by the Engineer’s audio-visual processors. I don’t think even Nye thought about installing safeguards for that. We’ll be able to see what the Engineer sees, and hear what it hears.”
“Excellent,” Skulduggery said. “We’ll need every advantage we can get. I’m not going to lie to you, this is going to be dangerous. I can’t make any of you come with me on this one. Questions?”
Everyone put their hands up.
“Sorry,” Skulduggery said, “I meant ‘volunteers’. Thank you. Gracious, get to work. The rest of you, prepare. In two hours, we’re going after Ravel.”
He didn’t say anything about Stephanie staying behind, so she prepared alongside everyone else. Well, almost everyone.
Scapegrace cornered her on her way back from the toilet. “Let us help,” he said. “I’ve been training in the martial arts. Thrasher has big muscles. Grandmaster Ping is really good at kung fu. Please don’t leave us behind. I want to be one of the good guys.”
“You are one of the good guys,” Stephanie said, “but this isn’t up to me. Skulduggery and the others … they need to see you in action before they’ll let you come along, and we don’t have time for that right now.”
“But this is it,” said Scapegrace. “This is the big one. I … I need to do this. The Black Cleaver is my fault. I got Thrasher to pick up all the little bits of him after Lord Vile made him explode. I gave the bits to Nye as payment for putting our heads in new bodies. If it wasn’t for me, Ravel wouldn’t have the scariest bodyguard in the world and—”
“Scapegrace,” Stephanie said, “it’s OK. No one’s blaming you.”
“If ever there was a moment to prove myself, to show people that I’m not a joke any more, that it’s time to take me seriously, it’s now. This fight you’re going into is important to you. We want to be there. I want to be there. I want to fight alongside the good guys and whatever happens, victory or defeat, life or death, I’m ready for it.”
“It isn’t up to me.”
“But they’ll listen to you.”
“No,” Stephanie said. “They won’t.”
She left him there, and got back to the living room as a picture flickered into life on Gracious’s laptop. The Accelerator Room. Empty, apart from the Engineer itself. Everyone crowded around.
“Keep an eye on the walls,” Skulduggery said. “They need a large sigil on each one if they want to debilitate Fletcher upon arrival.”
“Can’t see any,” said Vex.
“You’d better be sure,” Fletcher said. “I got hit with one of those things before and it is not fun. I couldn’t teleport for hours afterwards.”
Skulduggery leaned away from the screen. “The walls look clear.”
“So maybe this isn’t a trap, after all.”
“Maybe. Here they come.”
The Engineer swivelled its head and the monitor showed two mages walking in, followed by Ravel with the Black Cleaver behind his right shoulder. The Engineer looked away for a moment, as Clarabelle wandered by, and when it returned its attention to Ravel, the Grand Mage was peering directly into its face. Nye stood by his side, stooping over. The Black Cleaver, Syc and two Roarhaven mages formed a loose circle round them both. Ravel reached out, tried wiping the smiley face from the Engineer’s head. As he did so, he turned the camera slightly, and they glimpsed Portia, standing guard by the door.
“Saracen, Dexter and Gracious, take Syc and his two friends,” Skulduggery said. “Donegan, Portia is yours. The most dangerous person in that room is the Black Cleaver. Stephanie, the Sceptre is the only thing guaranteed to put him down fast. If he moves, turn him to dust. Ravel is mine. Fletcher, you stay away from any fighting. If this is a trap, you grab whoever is closest and get the hell out of there. Everyone clear on what they have to do? OK then, get in position.”
Stephanie didn’t even get to blink and they were standing inside the circle of bodyguards with Ravel and Nye. The Black Cleaver was the first to spin, but Stephanie was already holding the Sceptre out, ready to fire. She was aware of the scuffles all around her, of the shouts and curses and threats, but she didn’t take
her eye off the Cleaver as he stood there, his hands frozen halfway to his scythe.
Fletcher was beside her, gently moving her as Vex dragged Syc past them, Syc turning purple in a sleeper hold. The Sceptre didn’t waver. The Cleaver didn’t move.
When Syc slumped into unconsciousness, Vex said, “Clear.”
Behind her, Gracious said, “Clear.”
“Clear,” from Saracen.
“Clear,” from Donegan.
“Put down the scythe,” Stephanie told the Black Cleaver. “Back up against the wall.”
For a moment, the Cleaver didn’t move.
“Do as she says,” said Ravel from somewhere to her right. The Cleaver laid the scythe on the floor and backed up. Stephanie’s mouth was dry.
“I’ve been held here against my will,” Nye said, its voice wavering with fear.
“Shut up,” said Skulduggery. Stephanie glanced at him. He had Ravel on his knees, gun pressed to his head.
“What’s it going to be?” Ravel asked. “Assassination, arrest, or kidnap?”
“Keep talking,” Skulduggery said. “I haven’t made up my mind.”
“Well, if these are my final few moments, I’d like you all to know how sorry I am about Ghastly and Anton.”
“Assassination it is,” Skulduggery muttered, taking a step back to avoid the blood splatter.
“Hold on,” Ravel said quickly. “Just hold on a second, OK? I didn’t want to do it but I had to. I’m changing the world. In fifty years you’ll look back on all this and, I don’t know, maybe you’ll see that I was right.”
“I doubt that very much,” Saracen said.
“Yeah,” said Ravel, “I thought it may have been a tad far-fetched myself, but what else am I going to say with a gun pointed to my head? Apart from if you surrender now, none of you will be harmed.”
“Is this the part where you spring the trap?” Skulduggery asked.
Ravel smiled. “So you knew?”
“Of course.”
“But you came anyway?”
“Of course.”
“See? That’s why we’re friends. I’m going to stand up now. You can shoot me if you want, but I’m standing up.” Ravel got to his feet slowly. The gun stayed pressed to his temple. “You’re not going anywhere, by the way. You’re certainly not teleporting out of here.”
“Is that so?” Fletcher said. “And what’s going to stop us?”
Ravel looked at him. “Your hair is really cool.”
The pager on Fletcher’s hand crackled and he jerked back. Vex caught him as he fell.
“Don’t worry,” said Ravel, “he’s still alive. But he won’t regain consciousness for a while. Just a little something extra I had added to the pager. Voice-activated. I had to pick a phrase that no one else would say to him, ever.”
“They’re coming for us,” Saracen said. “Mages and Cleavers. Dozens of them.”
“Gracious, pick up Fletcher,” Skulduggery said. “We’re shooting our way out of here.”
“No you’re not,” Ravel said, almost angrily. “You’re going to get yourself killed. Just surrender, OK? You’ve lost. Accept it. You’ll be in a cell for a few months and when you emerge we’ll be ruling the world, the way we were always meant to.”
The doors burst open. Skulduggery swung Ravel round and stood behind him.
“If any of us takes one single step,” Ravel told the mages and Cleavers who were flooding the room, “kill us all.”
Skulduggery thumbed back the hammer of his gun. “You’re so eager to die?”
“I won’t let you ruin everything,” Ravel said. “I won’t let Anton’s and Ghastly’s deaths be in vain. This will be seen through to the bitter end – with or without you and me.”
“I should just kill you right now.”
“You could. But then all of you would die. Even Valkyrie there. You want her to die, Skulduggery? I don’t. I don’t want any of you to die.”
Stephanie waited for Skulduggery to correct him, to tell him that she wasn’t the real Valkyrie, but he stayed quiet.
There was a voice from behind the crowd of Cleavers. “Let me through. Let me through, damn it.” A moment later, a narrow man pushed his way to the front.
“Flint,” said Ravel, and for the first time Stephanie detected a hint of surprise in his voice. “Everyone, allow me to introduce Flint, our new Administrator.”
“What happened to Tipstaff?” Stephanie asked.
“Tipstaff is … enjoying some time off,” said Ravel. “He’s spending most of it in a cell, but he’s always been the solitary type. Not everyone understood why I did the things I did.”
“Grand Mage,” Flint said, “we’ve spotted the Warlocks.”
Ravel brightened. “Perfect timing! Where are they? Dublin?”
“No, sir,” Flint said. “They’re here. They’re outside the city gates.”
Ravel stared at him. “But why … why the hell have they come here? They’re meant to be attacking the mortals.”
“Looks like they’re not as gullible as you thought,” Skulduggery murmured, and released his hold. “Everyone, stand down.” He held out his gun.
Ravel hesitated, then took it. “Cleavers,” he said, “cuff them.”
The Cleavers moved in. Stephanie allowed them to take the Sceptre away from her, and cold shackles closed round her wrists.
Ravel turned to Nye. “Doctor, keep Fletcher nourished and hydrated while he sleeps.”
“Of course.”
“And no experimenting, you understand me?”
Nye hesitated, then bowed. “Of course.”
Ravel looked at Skulduggery, then spoke to the Black Cleaver. “Bring them up to the wall. They’ve come this far, they may as well see the damn Warlocks.”
he Cleavers herded them into a tight group and they followed Ravel through the Sanctuary. The old familiar corridors, concrete and grey and utilitarian, now opened up into grand walkways of marble and stone. The ceilings, so low, so oppressive, blossomed into arches and domes. They passed a group of men knocking down walls between the old and the new, the drab and the splendid, and it was like peeking into another world. Which, in a way, was exactly what they were doing.
They gathered on a platform. At Ravel’s command, it sank smoothly into the floor, the gap sealing itself above their heads. They came to a stop at the mouth of a wide, well-lit tunnel, and started moving again, forward this time.
“Bloody Warlocks,” he muttered.
Skulduggery sounded oddly pleased. “After you’d gone to all that trouble to frame Department X …”
“Exactly,” said Ravel, exasperated. “I mean, how many breadcrumbs do I have to drop to lead them to attack mortals? Everything worked out according to plan. Everything. Yet still they turn up here. What use is that? We need them to attack Dublin, for God’s sake. We need mortals to see them, to fear them, we need the world to panic. Only then can we swoop in and save the day.”
“And then take over,” Vex added.
“Taking over is our right,” said Ravel. “This is the most painless way we can do it, for both us and the mortals. What, you’d prefer if our plans consisted of mass destruction on a global scale? I’m trying to do this with a minimum of hardship. You’re all looking at me like I’ve enjoyed this, like I’ve enjoyed getting innocent blood on my hands or betraying my friends.”
“If you really feel bad about it,” said Stephanie, “take off our shackles.”
“Well,” Ravel said, “I don’t feel that bad about it.” He smiled, but nobody else did, so he sighed and held up the Sceptre. “And where did you get this, may I ask? Have you been visiting alternate dimensions again?” He examined it closer. “There are other God-Killer weapons. The sword, the dagger, the spear, the bow. There are more, too, if you believe the legends. But this … this is the one. This is the weapon that drove back the Faceless Ones. An army that carries the Sceptre before it … is invincible.”
Stephanie looked him straight in the eye. �
��So are you going to kill me? The only way you can use that is to kill me and claim ownership of it for yourself.”
“You really think I’d kill you, Valkyrie?”
“You killed Ghastly. And Shudder. And Corrival Deuce. And who knows how many others.”
Ravel looked away. “Yeah. Well. I’m not going to kill you.”
Gracious was standing with his head tilted back, looking at the lights as they flashed by. “We’re underneath the streets?” he asked.
“Yes we are,” Ravel said. “The Sanctuary is connected to all major points in the city by these tunnels. You should see some of the materials we’ve discovered in the dimension where all this was built. Rocks, minerals, metals – we have nothing like them in this reality. No humans over there, but plenty of weird animals and fascinating vegetation. We’ve had experts examining everything and they’ve discovered some kind of basic intelligence in the plant life. Can you imagine that? Intellectual carrots. The mind boggles.”
“What are you trying to do?” Vex asked quietly. “Are you trying to make friends with us? Are we chatting now? You murdered Anton and Ghastly, you son of a bitch. There’s no coming back from that.”
Ravel looked away, and nobody said anything as the platform slowed to a stop.
The ceiling opened above them and they rose into it and kept going upwards, picking up speed. Stephanie had to open her mouth wide and make herself yawn so that her ears would pop. Just when she thought the ride would go on forever, they stopped and the door in front of them opened and the wind rushed in.
They stepped out on to a wall so thick you could park two cars side by side and still have enough room to squeeze by. There were battlements on one side and a metal railing on the other, the side that looked out across the city. It was an impressive sight. Stephanie peered over the railing, straight down to the streets below, and a dizzying wave of vertigo washed over her. A Cleaver nudged her onwards, and she caught up with the others as they walked. Skulduggery had once told Valkyrie the names of the various sections of the battlements. He’d told her to think of the wall as the gums of an old man—the gums themselves were called crenels, and the jutting teeth were merlons. Valkyrie had forgotten the lesson within minutes. Stephanie remembered everything.