by G Scott Gray
“Now,” said Collins, “would you remove your brassiere?”
“Gladly.”
A few moments later they heard a guttural moan of admiration from Mr Collins.
“Mmm, nice tits, my dear.”
“Thank you.”
“Now, would you permit me to remove my shirt and linen trousers and perhaps even my undergarments?”
“Of course, Mr Collins.”
They heard him get undressed.
“You have a cute member, Mr Collins,” said Lilly.
“Thank you, my dear.”
Wickham and Lydia supressed a laugh. Mrs Collins held her finger and thumb out to indicate that her husband was not particularly well hung.
“Now, my dear, would you permit me to embrace you and perhaps even kiss you?”
“If you wish.”
They heard footsteps as he walked towards her. They heard the sound, barely audible, of him kissing her.
“Now, my dear, would it be permissible to put my hand inside your panties and perhaps slide a finger inside you?”
“As you wish, Mr Collins,” said Lilly.
They heard little moans of pleasure from Mr Collins as he began to slide his hand inside Lilly’s panties.
Then suddenly they heard a great, high pitched squeal. Clearly, Mr Collins had just discovered Lilly’s secret.
This was followed by silence and then at last they heard Mr Collins speak.
“But it’s a…a…”
“What, Mr Collins?” said Lilly coolly.
“It’s a male member. It’s a penis, a todger, a dick, a cock.”
“Yes.”
“But I was expecting a…a…”
“A what,” said Lilly.
“A womanly secret place, a pussy, a quim, a cunt.”
“That’s right. Now, why don’t you put your hand on it?”
“No, I couldn’t.”
“Go on, touch it. I can tell you’re intrigued.”
There was silence again as Mr Collins reluctantly reached out and touched Lilly’s big manhood.
“It’s very large isn’t it? It’s getting hard too,” said Mr Collins.
“Of course it is,” said Lilly. “Now, do you still want me to make love to you?”
“But how?” said Collins. “you have no…er…female orifice.”
“Well, how do you think men make love together?”
“Men make love together?” said Collins in disbelief.
“Of course. Come, I’ll show you.”
He led Mr Collins to the bed. Mr Collins lay on his back, unsure what was going to happen next.
“No, no,” said Lilly. “On your front. Get on all fours.”
Bemused, Mr Collins got on all fours. He couldn’t really see what was happening but was dimly aware that Lilly was standing behind him.
“Raise your bottom in the air a little, Mr Collins.”
Mr Collins did as he was bidden, still not sure what to expect.
Fortunately, Wickham had handed Lilly a little packet of butter just after luncheon. She opened the packet and scooped a generous quantity with her fingers. She rubbed the butter around and inside Mr Collins’ bottom, lubricating him well.
Mr Collins felt Lilly’s hands on his buttocks. He felt her pull him in a little closer and then felt something nudge against his puckered, lubricated arsehole. Even now, Mr Collins did not know quite what to expect. What implement, he thought to himself, was Lilly using to push in his hole?
Then he gave a long, loud yelp as Lilly pushed her hips forward and thrust her big, hard member all the way inside Mr Collins, slowly, inch by inch. Collins tried to speak, as he wanted to ask Lilly something, but all he could do for the time being was moan and gasp. Finally, he managed to talk to her.
“Please tell me, what is it that you are inserting in my bottom. Ooh, that’s hurts a little.”
It hurt a little because Lilly began to thrust back and forth, her hands gripping Collins buttocks.
“It’s my cock, Mr Collins. For this is how two men make love together.”
Mr Collins was shocked at first and wanted to tell Lilly to desist immediately. He wanted to tell her that what she was doing was wicked and against the commandments. However, he said nothing. He could not help but enjoy it as Lilly’s cock eased in and out of his well lubricated bottom. The longer it went on the more he enjoyed it. To his amazement his own member was becoming hard and throbbed with a desire he had never felt before.
However, he wrestled with his conscience. He knew that according to the Good Book it was forbidden for a man to lie with another man. However, he had read the Bible from cover to cover several times and he did not recall any passage which forbade a man from lying with a woman with great tits and a big, juicy cock. Thus, his conscience was cleared. And besides, it felt so good. It was a sensation quite new to him. Lilly’s large member pressed against the walls of his arsehole with a mixture of pleasure and pain. The pleasure outweighed the pain however.
“Does it hurt, Mr Collins?” said Lilly.
“A little.”
“Good,” she said.
After all the pompous, idiotic things he had said to her during luncheon she wanted to hurt him, to punish him. So, her love making was angry and hard. She put her hands around his thighs and pulled him closer still. Her thighs slapped repeatedly against his buttocks and made a loud smacking noise which was very audible to the three people listening at the door.
“Do you want me to stop?” she said, knowing that she wouldn’t even if he asked her to.
“No,” said Collins.
“Would you prefer if I loved you harder?” she said, knowing she would fuck him with harder, faster strokes even if he did not want it.
Despite being a man of God, Mr Collins replied.
“Yes, Lilly. Fuck me harder. Your cock feels so good in my ass. God, it’s marvellous.”
“And you want me to empty my seed into you?”
“God, yes,” he cried, “I want you to cum inside me. I want to feel it spurt inside my ass.”
He was almost hysterical with lust now. A second of doubt passed across his face. Then he realised that he was lazy, proud, envious, sometimes angry, often greedy and always glutenous. So, what was one more deadly sin? His conscience salved once more, he continued to enjoy Lilly’s large member as it pounded his arse with real power and speed. He reached down and stroked his own member (rather smaller than Lilly’s great cock) which was so erect with desire that it hurt when he touched himself.
Behind him Lilly was loving him angrily, her member going in and out, penetrating him as deep as she possibly could. She felt the stirrings of climax and made no attempt to slow down or hold herself back. Instead she pushed on through, and if anything thrust harder still, her thighs clapping very loud against the pale buttocks of Mr Collins.
“I’m cumming, Mr Collins, I’m cumming.”
With an angry cry of ecstasy, she emptied herself inside him. Her seed pumped deep in his passage and actually made him weep with the sudden eruption of exquisite bliss. Lilly continued to spurt inside him until it overflowed from Mr Collins and she pulled back her hips and eased herself out.
Collins turned over and lay on his back. His member was as hard as he had ever remembered, and he was desperate for the release and relief of climax. He was easily as hard as any of the pieces of furniture made of teak.
He looked at Lilly with pleading eyes, begging her silently to make him ejaculate his seed. Lilly thought him an odious man, but her balls had been emptied and her member fully satisfied. She therefore took pity on him. And besides, it would be a novelty for her to please a rather small member. The men she had loved before were all hung young gentlemen like Wickham or Mr Andrews.
So, she bent over his supine body and took his manhood in her hand, feeling its weight, enjoying its firmness. She put her head down and took him in her mouth. With great skill and understanding she sucked his manhood. She sucked him quickly and with passion and p
leasure. After only a few minutes he felt his orbs of love tighten and he knew he was about to climax. He knew he wanted to ejaculate in Lilly’s mouth, wanted it more than anything.
“Lilly,” he said, “may I finish in your mouth?”
She stopped and looked at him.
“You want to cum in my mouth?” she said shortly.
“If you please,” he begged.
Lilly’s face broke into a smile.
“Very well. I will make you reach climax and you may spurt your seed in my mouth, at which point I will swallow.”
She reapplied the suction to his bullet like member. Her head bobbed up and down as her lips stroked Mr Collins shaft.
“I believe I am rapidly approaching apotheosis,” said Collins
Lilly did not stop sucking but looked at him questioningly with raised eyebrows.
“Sorry,” said Collins, “I mean I will shortly spurt in your mouth, by your leave.”
Lilly gave him a short nod and quickly brought him to climax. Collins did indeed spurt in Lilly’s mouth. It was a decent quantity of hot, creamy fluid and she swallowed eagerly.
“Thank you, thank you, thank you,” said Mr Collins.
Lilly smiled at him and began to dress. Collins lay on the bed for a while as his member began to droop and shrink, before getting dressed himself.
Outside the bedroom door, Wickham, Lydia and Mrs Collins heard everything that had happened.
Wickham and Lydia were amused by all that had happened. Mrs Collins felt a little sad.
“Why so sad, Mrs Collins?” said Lydia.
“I’m not sure,” said the good lady. “I think it makes me a little sad that my husband and I enjoy rather dull married relations together. Yet, William seemed to enjoy himself when Lilly was loving his bottom and then again when she sucked his member.”
“Don’t you suck his member then?”
“Oh, sometimes.”
“And does he reciprocate?”
“What do you mean?”
“Does he please your secret place with his tongue?”
“Very occasionally. But he’s about as good with his tongue as he is with his manhood.”
“Oh. I’m sorry,” said Lydia.
Wickham whispered something in his wife’s ear.
“That’s a splendid idea, George.”
Lydia took Mrs Collins by the arm and led her into the nearest bed chamber.
“What are you going to do?” said Mrs Collins.
“I am going to show you how good cunnilingus can be. Perhaps you can learn something and teach your husband in turn.”
Wickham grinned as his wife and Mrs Collins went into the bed chamber and shut the door behind them.
Lilly emerged from the other bed chamber. Wickham grinned at her.
“How was Mr Collins? Did he enjoy himself?”
“Very much, I think. I could do with a drink though. May I retire to the drawing room?”
“Of course. Speak to a servant and ask him to bring you some refreshment.”
Lilly disappeared to the drawing room. Wickham waited for Mr Collins to emerge. After five minutes he did so.
“So, did you and Lilly have a pleasant conversation, Mr Collins?”
“We did indeed.”
“Yes, she’s quite a lady, isn’t she?”
“She certainly is.”
“Full of surprises, isn’t she?”
“She certainly is.”
“Come, let’s go down to the study, Mr Collins. I’ll get a servant to bring you a drink. You look as though you could do with one. Or two.”
Mr Wickham headed smartly for the study. Mr Collins followed him a little gingerly down the stairs.
“By the way, have you seen Mrs Collins?” said Collins as they reached the bottom of the staircase.
“Yes, she’s having a conversation with my wife. And if you have any wit about you, Mr Collins, I would advise you to listen to your wife when she tells you how the conversation developed. You would do well to listen to her and put what she says into practice next time you are in your bed chamber together.”
“I don’t understand,” said Collins.
“You will,” said Wickham.
In the bed chamber, the ‘conversation’ between Mrs Collins and Lydia Wickham was progressing well. After talking together briefly, Mrs Collins removed her clothing and got onto the bed. She lay on her back and opened her legs. Lydia proceeded to put her head between Mrs Collins legs. She used all her skill and expertise to please Mrs Collins. She teased her little rosebud with the tip of her tongue, she pressed the upper side of her tongue over the folds of Mrs Collins lips of love. She altered the pressure inside the silky walls, licking her hard then soft, fast then slow. Lydia pulled Mrs Collins’ legs further apart and slid her tongue all the way inside, as far as she could go.
After barely a few minutes, Mrs Collins reached the most marvellous climax of pleasure. She cried out and called out Lydia’s name, pulling her head a little closer. She reached the utmost height of sexual bliss, which built and spread before finally fading into a feeling of happy contentment and fulfilment.
“Now that, Mrs Collins,” said Lydia, “is how one please a lady with one’s tongue.”
“Thank you, Mrs Wickham. I will endeavour to pass on what I have learned to my husband.”
“Well, good luck. Let’s go and join the others for a drink.”
The next morning Mr and Mrs Collins took coach and returned home. It had been a wonderful party, and both had enjoyed themselves very much. Both were grateful for what they had learned the previous day about matters of the heart.
Mr Collins knew what he wanted as a birthday present from his wife. Wickham had told him the previous evening about shops one can find in the less appealing parts of London. There one could find strange devices, like harnesses which could be worn by a lady and into which a wooden phallus could be attached. Wickham told him it was called a strap on dildo. And the lady could fasten it around her waist and use the phallus to make love to her husband’s bottom. Wickham told him it was called ‘pegging’.
And Mrs Collins intended to give her husband certain instructions the next time they became intimate in the bed chamber. More specifically, she would tell him how to use his tongue to pleasure her pussy. She would tell him how the rougher, upper side of the tongue would maximise her pleasure and how to tease her sweet clit with rapid darts of the tip of his tongue.
They climbed into the coach and sat on the hard, wooden bench.
“Mrs Collins,” said the good reverend gentleman, “have you a cushion or something similar?”
“I’m afraid not, William,” she said. “Why?”
“Oh no reason,” he said, wincing as the coach went over another pot hole…
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