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DYING FOR A DEAL
By Cindy Sample
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DYING for a DEAL
A Laurel McKay Mystery
By
CINDY SAMPLE
THE LAUREL McKAY MYSTERY SERIES
DYING FOR A DATE (Vol. 1)
DYING FOR A DATE (Vol. 2)
DYING FOR A DAIQUIRI (Vol. 3)
DYING FOR A DUDE (Vol. 4)
DYING FOR A DONUT (Vol 5)
DYING FOR A DIAMOND (Vol. 6)
DYING FOR A DEAL (Vol. 7)
Table of Contents
DEDICATION
CHAPTER ONE
CHAPTER TWO
CHAPTER THREE
CHAPTER FOUR
CHAPTER FIVE
CHAPTER SIX
CHAPTER SEVEN
CHAPTER EIGHT
CHAPTER NINE
CHAPTER TEN
CHAPTER ELEVEN
CHAPTER TWELVE
CHAPTER THIRTEEN
CHAPTER FOURTEEN
CHAPTER FIFTEEN
CHAPTER SIXTEEN
CHAPTER SEVENTEEN
CHAPTER EIGHTEEN
CHAPTER NINETEEN
CHAPTER TWENTY
CHAPTER TWENTY-ONE
CHAPTER TWENTY-TWO
CHAPTER TWENTY-THREE
CHAPTER TWENTY-FOUR
CHAPTER TWENTY-FIVE
CHAPTER TWENTY-SIX
CHAPTER TWENTY-SEVEN
CHAPTER TWENTY-EIGHT
CHAPTER TWENTY-NINE
CHAPTER THIRTY
CHAPTER THIRTY-ONE
CHAPTER THIRTY-TWO
CHAPTER THIRTY-THREE
CHAPTER THIRTY-FOUR
CHAPTER THIRTY-FIVE
CHAPTER THIRTY-SIX
CHAPTER THIRTY-SEVEN
CHAPTER THIRTY-EIGHT
CHAPTER THIRTY-NINE
CHAPTER FORTY
CHAPTER FORTY-ONE
CHAPTER FORTY-TWO
CHAPTER FORTY-THREE
CHAPTER FORTY-FOUR
CHAPTER FORTY-FIVE
CHAPTER FORTY-SIX
CHAPTER FORTY-SEVEN
CHAPTER FORTY-EIGHT
CHAPTER FORTY-NINE
CHAPTER FIFTY
CHAPTER FIFTY-ONE
CHAPTER FIFTY-TWO
CHAPTER FIFTY-THREE
CHAPTER FIFTY-FOUR
CHAPTER FIFTY-FIVE
CHAPTER FIFTY-SIX
CHAPTER FIFTY-SEVEN
CHAPTER FIFTY-EIGHT
CHAPTER FIFTY-NINE
CHAPTER SIXTY
CHAPTER SIXTY-ONE
CHAPTER SIXTY-TWO
CHAPTER SIXTY-THREE
CHAPTER SIXTY-FOUR
CHAPTER SIXTY-FIVE
CHAPTER SIXTY-SIX
CHAPTER SIXTY-SEVEN
CHAPTER SIXTY-EIGHT
CHAPTER SIXTY-NINE
AUTHOR’S NOTE
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
DEDICATION
This book is dedicated to my wonderfully supportive children, Dawn and Jeff. How lucky and proud I am of both of you. And to my mother, Harriet Bergstrand, who came up with the title. We miss you, Mom.
Also to those readers from around the world whose emails make this journey so much fun. Your words bring a smile to my face and magic to my fingertips.
CHAPTER ONE
Day fourteen on the job, and I already knew the real reason fictional private eyes kept a bottle in their lower desk drawers. As I tapped my pen against the barren surface of my desk, my gaze roamed around the freshly painted walls of our brand new detective agency. The silence was deafening. Almost enough to drive a person to drink.
I glanced at my watch. 10:00 a.m.
A tad early for a cocktail. Not that I had any whiskey stored in the bottom drawer of my desk. My secret stash consisted of a jumbo bag of M&Ms if needed. Which, at the rate business was coming in, could be sooner rather than later.
I picked up my nameplate from the desk and blew a speck of dust
off the shiny gold letters: Laurel McKay Hunter, Investigator.
If only a new client would walk in the door.
Or a dead body. Even a zombie.
At this point, I wasn’t too picky.
When my new husband, Tom Hunter, suggested I join Gold Country Investigations, the agency he and his former partner, Robert Bradford, had started, I was ecstatic. Bradford, as we affectionately referred to him, also happened to be my stepfather.
But so far this job was not the glamorous profession I’d envisioned when I agreed to quit my previous job at a local Placerville bank.
My caseload, at best, could be defined as light. Or—to be precise—nonexistent.
In the short time I’d been with the agency, my duties had encompassed such important tasks as selecting our coffeemaker and choosing the font for our signage. My most significant accomplishment to date was scoring forty-eight rolls of toilet paper for $9.99.
Since both men were retired homicide detectives, and I was merely a person who stumbled through life occasionally tripping over corpses, I shouldn’t complain. Plus, I needed to put in six thousand hours of casework before I could become officially licensed as a detective.
At the rate my casework was progressing, my first social security check would arrive before my P.I. license.
The tiny bells over the front door tinkled as someone entered our Main Street office. A new client? If this were a scene from one of my favorite hard-boiled detective novels, the visitor would be a tall blonde dressed in a designer suit, with a mysterious past and an intriguing case for me to solve.
I swiveled my chair in anticipation. My shoulders drooped as I contemplated the new arrival—a five-foot-tall octogenarian in a Shirley Temple wig, a vision in pink from her polyester jogging suit to her sequined tennis shoes.
Virginia T. Sprinkle. My eighty-nine-year-old grandmother.
Not quite as enticing as a mysterious blonde or a dead body, but definitely better than spending the morning talking to myself and devouring my candy stash.
I walked around the desk and bent over to air-kiss her soft, wrinkled cheek. She handed me a cardboard carrier containing two heavenly smelling cups of coffee. I sniffed again. One of the cups exuded two of my favorite scents: chocolate and cinnamon.
They didn’t call me a detective for nothing!
Gran settled into the visitor chair across from my desk. She straightened her wig, which tilted to the left, then reached for her coffee while I sipped on the hot Mexican-style mocha. She glanced around the agency nodding approvingly at the almond walls, taupe carpet, and mahogany furniture.
“Nice digs,” she said. “Where’s the menfolk?”
“Tom and Bradford are in San Francisco working on a big insurance case. Did you want to talk to them about something?”
“Nope.” Gran pointed at me. “I want to hire you.”
CHAPTER TWO
I choked on the hot liquid but managed to swallow without leaving any mocha splatters on my white blouse.
“You want to hire me?” I repeated. “For a case?”
“Of course, isn’t that what you do?”
I narrowed my eyes at my grandmother. “What kind of trouble did you get into now?”
She put her palms up and met my gaze with sincere pale blue eyes. “Not me. A friend of mine needs help.”
“Okay, I’ll bite. What’s the problem?”
“Well, it’s kinda complicated, and I’m not sure I’ve got all the facts down. I was hoping you could meet with her tomorrow.”
I looked at my old-fashioned desk calendar. The blank pages stared impertinently back at me.
“What time tomorrow?”
Gran shifted in her seat. “Here’s the thing. Iris is a tad embarrassed about her situation and isn’t comfortable seeking professional help. Plus, she doesn’t have a lot of money. She’s a widow and barely getting by on her social security checks. So I came up with a plan to get the two of you together. I think she’ll really warm up to you. And you’re darn good at worming stuff out of folks.”
What a recommendation. Maybe I should add it my business cards—I can worm my way into anyone’s confidence.
“So where are we going to hold this semi-clandestine meeting with my prospective client?”
“I thought of the perfect setting,” Gran said, her smile so wide it displayed every one of her gold fillings. “The all-day senior bus trip from Placerville to the South Lake Tahoe casinos. It will be perfect.”
Perfect for whom?
“But I don’t qualify. I’m forty, not sixty.” For a visual effect, I fluffed my coppery curls. Nary a silver thread, but only because I’d yanked out two of them this morning.
She flipped a liver-spotted hand at me. “Pish, tosh. They don’t care. If you want to go incognito, you can borrow my Queen Elizabeth wig. You’ll fit right in.”
Unfortunately, that’s what I was afraid of. But it wouldn’t kill me to spend a day with Gran. And meet her friend, a potential first case for me.
I might even win a jackpot and come home with a pile of money.
Although, with my luck, I was more likely to come across a crackpot than a jackpot.
I left the office a little after five, stopped at the store and picked up a roasted chicken with a couple of sides, a salad mix and dessert. In our house, this was considered a home-cooked meal. Somebody cooked it, right?
I was pleasantly surprised to see Tom’s car in the driveway. Then I realized he’d been forced to park there because my ex-husband’s truck blocked entry into our garage. Since my marriage to Tom four months ago, the two men in my life had stopped circling each other like combative lions and formed a somewhat amicable relationship. Hank had finally realized I was no longer in the picture as far as he was concerned, and Tom had concluded my kids’ father would remain in our blended family picture frame for the rest of our lives.
I’d even gone so far as to create an online dating profile for Hank, thinking it would be one way to keep him from being underfoot. But the man was way too fussy. I’d like to think it’s because I’m irreplaceable.
I chuckled to myself before attempting to walk through the front door juggling three shopping bags.
“I could use some help here,” I called out to anyone within listening distance. Our cat, Pumpkin, appeared instantly, the scent of roasted chicken wafting through the entry. Seconds later a set of strong arms grabbed two bags while another set snatched the third.
A duet of “Hi, hon” greeted me.
Tom glared at Hank before placing a soft but sensuous kiss on my waiting lips. I would have gone for round two if Hank hadn’t cleared his throat and interrupted my welcome.
I pointed toward the kitchen. “Thanks for the help. Goodbye.”
Hank headed down the hallway. I turned to Tom and frowned. “What’s he doing here?”
Tom shrugged. “Who knows? He’s here so often, I regard him as part of the furnishings.” He plopped another kiss on my lips, hefted a bag in each arm, and then led the way into the kitchen, leaving me with one of my favorite scenic viewpoints.
Tom’s jeans-clad posterior.
It took less than ten minutes to assemble dinner for our combined families. My marriage to Tom meant adding another member to our household—my eight-year-old son Ben’s best friend, Kristy, who happened to be Tom’s daughter.
Since my house had been my children’s home for most of their lives, Tom and Kristy had moved in after we returned from our honeymoon. The sale of Tom’s house provided the funds needed to open up the agency plus pay salaries, albeit small salaries, to all three partners.
The only negative with the move was that my house contained only three bedrooms, so my eighteen-year-old daughter, Jenna, was forced to share her room with an inquisitive stepsister. Since Jenna would be leaving for college in the fall, it wasn’t too much of an inconvenience. For me.
I’m not sure my daughter would agree with that comment.
Thinking of Jenna’s upcoming mov
e made my eyes grow misty. I swiped at my right eyelid as I set the salad bowl on the table.
“You okay?” asked a soft voice in my ear.
I glanced up at Hank. “Sure.” I rubbed my eye once more before adding, “Just thinking about Jenna going off to college.”
Hank placed a calloused palm on my shoulder. “It’s hard to believe she’s heading out on her own.”
“Not quite on her own,” I replied, thinking of the impending tuition and dormitory bills. “We have some big bills coming up.”
“I know. I’m prepared to pay my share,” he said. “I’m bidding on a new job this week.”
As a contractor, Hank’s bottom line was more of a hilly slope than a flat line of profit. But I was grateful for whatever contribution he could make to our college fund. Speaking of which, the fund’s beneficiary, our star pupil, popped into the dining room.
Jenna grabbed a plate and began loading it with her dinner.
“Hey, what’s going on?” I asked her. “We’re ready to sit down and eat.”
She shook her head so fiercely her long auburn ponytail smacked against her freckled cheek. “I’m taking it to my room. I need to study. Finals begin next week. And then I’m done.” My five-foot-eight daughter punched a fist into the air, narrowly missing the brass light fixture over the table.
Jenna had inherited my klutziness along with my chocolate addiction. Not to mention my love of crime investigation.
“I’m so over high school,” she announced with a dramatic sigh. “College can’t begin soon enough.”
My checking account somewhat disagreed with her. But I remembered the excitement of my freshman year attending the University of California at Davis, which ended up being Jenna’s university of choice.
“Did you line up a summer job yet?” Hank asked with a worried look.