Charlie Needs A Cussbomb

by Daniel Whittman

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  Con Man and Black Widow

  Con Man & Black Widow is a thrilling novel of a con man in the last century. What Chad does, you have to see. In the con mans mind is a different world that you know. Money and women are what drives him. However, he is looking for a special woman in the meantime. He meets a wonderful woman later is the story. Two weeks later, she is kidnapped. Chad finds out when he comes home to a thug pointing a gun at his chest. See Chads life explodes in the mobsters world. Then see the novel explode in new directions.

  Time Traps

  TIME TRAPS is a science fiction thriller of 82,800 words. The main character is a former marine. He is unusual because as he describes it, I have no girl friend because their inner beasts would drive me crazy. He also sees inter dimensional holes on Earth that no one else sees. His hobby is the self taught student of the power of the mind. His name is Daniel Prescott. He is twenty-five years old with blue eyes and short blond hair.

  When the novel opens he is forced into a dimensional door where he is trapped inside with vicious huge, red, horned banshees. They are bigger than lions and more of a killing machine than anything else.

  Due to the dimensional doors on Earth and other worlds in various time periods, other strange things blunder into the doors and are trapped with Daniel on this same terrible world called The Realm of Hell.

  Strangest of all is when a young woman named Amanda is chased into Hell by a crazy man trying to kill her.

  Daniel defends her and then defends himself from the crazy man. After that Daniel discovers for the first time this woman does not have a terrible beast inside her. He actually likes her.

  A little later they both see a white unicorn being chased by a gigantic banshee. The unicorn is seized by the banshee. The unicorn drags the banshee past Daniel trying to shake it off.

  Daniel jumps on the back of the monster and starts stabbing it with his knife.

  The banshee lets the unicorn named Ulysses go then attacks Daniel with its teeth.

  Daniel uses his knife to cut out its tongue, slice both eyes and open many blood vessels as he dodges the deadly teeth.

  Everything calms down then but not for long. Five aliens in the future are playing with them in an evil way. They want to test these three beings. They want to see how long it takes to kill them. They are taking bets of how many worlds in different time periods they can survive.

  Then Amanda, Ulysses and Daniel are moved to worse and worse places always getting more dangerous and unpleasant.

  See what happens. This is a real adventure with a romance. Enjoy reading a very good novel with characters that will delight you!

  Daniel Whittmans Short Story Collection & Humor

  This includes all of my romantic, humorous and unusual short stories. There are ten short stories. They include Charlie Needs a Cussbomb, Herod Hipster Hippopotamus, Is She an Undertaker,? Loan Shark for Breakfast, A Night at Liars Club, Partner from Hell, Screaming into the Wind, The Kettering Stick, The Prominent Angry Suckers and The Seven Passenger Dog.

  Alternate Timeline

  Thomas Freemont has been cheated out of his software business by his wife and partner. To make it worse, at the divorce hearing Thomas was ordered to pay his ex-wife Pricilla, fifty thousand dollars a month in alimony.

  Thomas decided to disappear rather than paying Pricilla a penny more. He buys phony identification and pays cash for everything. Jobs never lasted more than a week so he could keep moving and invisible to authorities.

  As the novel opens he is working at a big ranch cleaning out a stable. Another man is beaten nearly to death right in front of him by the owner of the ranch. The owner wants to hire him more permanently and will not take no for an answer.

  Thomas discovers too fast that that it is a sex slave training facility. For breaking the rule of no talking he is reduced to a slave.

  Since Thomas was in the military and was good at it, the first chance he has, he kills his overseer and leads a revolt of the slaves.

  Thomas ends up on the run with the two former women slaves who like him.

  A spirit seemingly evil hurls them back into time to test them in two different ancient eras. Then they are sent back to key places in history with the knowledge to do something major at each place.

  As a result the future is drastically changed.

  Thomas and both women are brought back to the new present. The spirit turns out to be an angel.

  The angel informs them that none of them have been born in this timeline, so they will get new lives.

  The next instant they are put into newborn babies. Their new mom Darlene names them Thomas, Megan and Misty.

  All three of them have adult minds from the past.

  When the kids reach one year old, their mom has them tested since they are so smart.

  A ruthless CEO finds out about how easy Thomas can make money. She kidnaps him to make money for her and her company.

  Thomas negotiates a better deal with her and brings his family into the business to help.

  There is no more contact with the angel. Thomas, his sisters and their mom have to fight for their very survival in the corporate setting with the ruthless former CEO and the board first trying to defeat Thomas and then trying to kill him and his whole family.

  This spellbinding thriller has 139,000 satisfying words.

  Thanks all of you who buy this novel for enjoyment.

  Supernatural Sherlita

  Supernatural Sherlita is a startling look into the difficult life of a poor Philippine girl with unusual powers and her difficult battles with getting the necessities of life. Her life is turned upside down when a ruthless agent from the United States CIA tries to recruit her. When she refuses, the agent starts to kill her mom. Sherlita retaliates by killing the agent.

  That triggers the enormous power of the CIA and other agencies to be used against her.

  Sherlita is forced to go to America to take the fight to them so her family can disappear in the Philippines in safety. Some of the police, FBI and military units are sent against her. Numerous CIA assassins are also sent to kill her.

  She charms most of the police. The ruthless assassins and mercenary units she deals with more harshly.

  As she is dealing with unlawful and ruthless members of the US government she also starts building a successful match-making business in Columbus, Ohio. Sherlita also helps many who had no chance with terrible congenital problems or other problems with improved health and money.

  From abject poverty to fantastic riches Sherlita is still the same sweet girl to her clients, friends and family.

  It is an amazing, thrilling, and satisfying story of the triumph of one woman and all her friends. You will be captivated by Sherlita and her life. It contains over 106,450 words.

  The Immortal

  My novel, The Immortal,?was set with the US economy doing about what it is now October 2008. Unlike the real population who are oblivious about the real causes, the population in the novel realizes almost all the elected state and federal elected representatives have caused it at the same time they are living like royalty. The people revolt and drag the bastards from their homes and jail them. Later the peoples court sells them into slavery along with all the other criminals. The public also adopts the twenty-two amendments to the constitution that starts a booming economy, raises the wages, puts tariffs on products coming into the USA undercutting the prices of US products, bans Islam, makes citizens much safer, and rolls back the evil socialism in the federal government. Want a thrilling story and all the answers? Buy The Immortal. If you are a communist or socialist, you will hate the answers and the thrilling novel.

  Secrets of Death & Life

  This nonfiction book contains self help information about life and death, some of which you have never considered before. The topics include: Who Are You? - Mental Minefields - Money You Have - Earning More Money - Job Security - More Happiness  Truth  Addictio
ns - Good Health - Self Defense - Healthy Sexuality  Relationships - Increased Excitement of Living - The True Purpose of Life - Getting Ahead in Life - The How and Why of Death - Secrets of God - The Fountain of Youth - Fighting Illness and Pain - Become the Person You Want to Become - Taking It With You - Improving the World - Gods Commandments

  Thank you for reading this story. I hope you liked reading it as much as I did writing it. Please tell your friends about the pleasure you had reading this. Thanks again!