Dedication
To all the creators who dare to follow their dreams
Contents
Cover
Title Page
Dedication
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Chapter 17
Chapter 18
Acknowledgments
About the Author
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Copyright
About the Publisher
1
A DRAGONFLY SETTLED ON THE back of Sam’s hand. Pa would have called it good luck. Sam? Not so much. Not anymore. Luck was for other people. People who weren’t getting snatched away by some stranger and dragged halfway across the country.
Luck was for people who still had a pa.
Even so, part of him wanted to keep that dragonfly there as long as he could, on the off chance that some of that good luck might rub off. The dragonfly motored its wings, and Sam didn’t move an inch, not a muscle. He pretended he was a gator stalking his prey, so still you’d think he was a statue. So still you’d wonder if maybe his scales really had turned to stone.
He looked straight into that dragonfly’s shiny, plasticky eyes, daring him to fly away. His legs twitched and his wings gave a flutter.
Sam stopped breathing. This was it. Farewell to his last chance at good luck.
Then the dragonfly’s wings settled down, the motor in his belly slowing to a quiet purr, and Sam could breathe again.
Maybe his luck really was changing for the better.
After all . . .
Pa used to tell a story about how a dragonfly saved him from drowning back in the summer of the big flood. Now that was lucky. Pa loved telling stories, even more than fishing or hunting down the Colonel, even more than a warm can of Orange Crush. Although Sam couldn’t always tell which stories were true and which were made up.
That year, the Mississippi ran wild, washing away cars and trucks and even entire towns, at least according to Pa. The swamp that wound past the tiny white house on stilts, Sam’s swamp, filled up so fast that water spilled in through the doorways and burst out each and every window. Pa had been busy patching up holes when that ornery gator wiggled his way inside.
Sam was a baby back then, but he recalled the story just like he’d really been there. Pa’s eyes always got wide when he told the part about fending off that monster gator with nothing but a spatula, his bare hands, and half a roll of duct tape. And all the while, there was baby Sam, snuggled up in an ice cooler on top of the fridge, giggling and clapping his hands.
Pa painted every jaw snap and spatula swipe with words that bloomed in Sam’s brain like cherry-red hibiscus flowers unfolding at the first signs of light. Maybe it happened and maybe it didn’t, but either way, Sam wanted to believe.
And the story hadn’t stopped there. According to Pa, once he had that gator subdued and his jaws taped shut, a wave of water rushed in through an open window, sweeping him off his feet, just like his own personal tsunami. Now, Pa had been a fair swimmer, but he couldn’t have counted on falling and conking his head on the corner of his tackle box. That blow knocked him out clean, and he would have drowned for sure if a dragonfly hadn’t come along at that exact moment to revive him. To hear Pa tell it, that dragonfly landed square between his eyes, buzzing and twitching and running his motor, and not stopping until Pa woke up sputtering. Pa was so relieved to be alive that he gave that dragonfly a wet kiss on the lips before grabbing baby Sam and retreating to the roof to keep from drowning.
That dragonfly had been a miracle. A godsend. A big fat megadose of good luck.
Sam didn’t believe that Pa had actually kissed the dragonfly on the lips, not really, but he believed the rest of it. Maybe even the part about dragonflies being good luck. A little bit. Sort of.
Okay, not so much.
He let out his breath nice and slow so as not to startle the dragonfly and then drew in a bellyful of fresh air. The dragonfly shifted again and twittered its wings, but didn’t fly away.
He looked out at the misty swamp that snaked around the tiny white house on stilts like a cottonmouth squeezing its prey. Shimmery blue-and-green dragonflies danced on the still water, touching down just long enough to wet their toes. Pa always said they reminded him of tiny helicopters dropping in to deliver supplies, but Sam thought they looked more like ghosts. Especially when the light was just right and their wings glowed like clear sheets of paper ringed with spidery bones.
He listened to the water lapping at the wooden poles that held up the dock. Once in a while, it reached so high that it tickled the tips of his sneakers, which were currently dangling off the edge. He imagined Pa beside him, holding his fishing rod, just like this was any other day and not Sam’s last. He touched the can of Orange Crush sitting next to him, in honor of Pa, but didn’t take a drink. He hadn’t even opened it.
After a while, he closed his eyes. Behind his eyelids, he saw swamp monsters licking the poles clean with their long, slimy tongues. He saw the ghost of Saint George himself—as in Bayou St. George, the name of his hometown—battling a dragon with three heads and rusty nails for teeth. He saw all the larger-than-life moments from Pa’s stories swirling in the murky water, sinking deeper and deeper into the shadows, and he saw Pa holding a flashlight to his face, eyes sparkling with mischief.
Would he still see Pa when his grape-soda aunt drove him to a grape-soda city in a whole other grape-soda state? (Grape soda was the word Pa always used when Sam was around and he was trying not to cuss, since grape soda was the Voldemort of the soda world and the archnemesis of his favorite soda, Orange Crush.)
Would he still remember Pa’s stories? Would he close his eyes and see his face?
He thought back to all those nights sitting on the dock with Pa, watching the lightning bugs twinkle over the green, glassy water. Sam fishing or doing his homework, Pa scribbling down stories in one of his beat-up notebooks. Sam wished he could go back and make those nights stretch on forever. Just him and Pa and an entire case of Orange Crush. Pa liked it warm, because he said it tasted like syrup, and Sam liked listening to Pa’s stories that continued on long into the night, and he liked the chorus of bullfrogs and cicadas that served as accompaniment, and he even liked a warm Orange Crush from time to time, even though to him tasting like syrup wasn’t all that great.
Every once in a while, when Pa was regaling Sam with yet another tale, he’d pass the flashlight over and say, “Go on. You finish it.” And he’d offer up his famous gator smile. He called it his gator smile because he’d gotten his two front teeth knocked out by a baby gator back when he used to run boat tours up and down the swamp. Those were different from his other missing teeth, which were down to Bobby Joe’s pet raccoon.
“You can do it. Use your imagination,” Pa would say, and so Sam would take the flashlight and shine it on his face, but no matter how hard he tried he could never find the words to make a good story. He was better at sitting back and listening than coming up with the words himself.
He let out another breath and the dragonfly shivered on his arm but, believe it or not, it still didn’t let go. He wondered how long it would hang on before it got an itch and decided to fly away back home.
Was it really passing on some much-needed good luck?
Maybe.
About time.
Probably not.
But Pa
would say it was, otherwise why would it stay on his arm so long? Sam wanted to believe, but another part of him, the bigger part, thought that his luck had died right along with Pa. Pa was the one who could weave magic out of thin air, with nothing in his belly but cheese curls and orange soda. He was the one who’d survived a flood, a bear attack, and a whole slew of hungry gators, not to mention the time he’d wrestled an escaped warthog and lived to tell the tale.
So many adventures, but in the end, none of it mattered. Luck wasn’t magic after all. It was made up, just like Pa’s stories.
That’s the truth that everybody was afraid to tell him: Bobby Joe from the tackle shop, Miss Sara Reed from the feed store, their closest neighbors, even mean old Aunt Jo who’d come down from Nowhere, Oklahoma, to take him away. Pa was gone and that was that. He wasn’t in a better place, sitting on clouds singing with some grape-soda angels. He wasn’t battling gators forever in his own private heaven or tumbling through a mystical forest, grabbing a giant warthog by the horns. He was gone. It didn’t matter how you said it.
Real life was 99.9 percent grape-flavored and only the tiniest bit orange. Luck wasn’t real, and neither was heaven or any of it.
Pa was dead and buried.
Story over.
The end.
Just then, the April sun peeked through the treetops and hit Sam straight in the face. He blinked away the burn, and when his vision came back, the world appeared in slices, each one bathed in that grape-soda light: the cascades of Spanish moss spilling from the tupelo branches, weighing them down like crooked old men. The patched-up rowboat that Pa had made himself and the sign that Aunt Jo had just taped to the prow: Free to good home. The trail of a gator cutting a winding path through the water, Pa’s beer-can wind chimes clanking angrily in the breeze, the model plane Pa had ordered from a catalog that they’d built together, sitting by Sam’s side, the propeller spinning listlessly round and round.
He saw all of it, but in a way he didn’t see any of it. Just looking at it stung his eyes, even after the glare of the sun faded. How could you look at something that you’d always known, that you thought would be there even when you got old and wrinkled and had to use a stick just to stay upright? How could you look out at all that knowing it would be the very last time?
“Ouch!”
The dragonfly dug its front toes into Sam’s skin, wings buzzing to life.
“Wait!” Sam said, but the dragonfly didn’t listen. With another pinch, it launched skyward, hovering higher and higher before swooping down after some unsuspecting mosquito.
That’s luck for you. Just some bug that leaves the second it gets bored. Sam watched its shimmering body dance along the surface of the water with the others, searching for food. Soon he couldn’t tell one dragonfly from another.
2
WITH THAT UGLY OLD INSECT gone, Sam couldn’t stand to look out at Ol’ Tired Eyes for one more second. That was Pa’s name for the swamp, since he said the pool of green glass reminded him of a misty-eyed giant who got buried in an earthquake and spent his days staring up at the sun. Everything about the swamp and the tiny white house on stilts and even the hot, muggy air made Sam feel like he needed to escape. It was like how Pa didn’t keep any pictures of Mama in his room, since looking at them made his heart ache.
Sam thought about leaving the De Havilland Mosquito bomber to the rain and the gators. That was the name of the model plane he and Pa had built together. It was a two-seater flown by British pilots during World War II, and it was unusual since it had been made almost entirely of wood.
Grape-soda plane.
Pointless piece of wood.
Might as well let it rot away like the rest of Pa’s stuff.
His knees cracked as he got up, leaving the plane sitting there on the edge of the dock, next to the untouched can of Orange Crush. He opened the screen door and held it there, sweat dripping down his back. What use was a toy plane now that he didn’t have anyone to fly it with? He opened the main door, feeling the whoosh of air-conditioning on his face. But then he let both doors swing shut again. He couldn’t leave it.
True, the plane reminded him of Pa in the worst possible way. It even smelled like him, tool grease and chewing tobacco, but then he thought about how Pa had saved up for two months to buy it, working extra shifts at the feed store when Sam thought he was up at the Gator Shack watching the game. He walked back and picked up the De Havilland, careful not to get a dirt smudge on her metallic silver paint, and then he hurried inside without another look behind him. He slammed the screen door and then the regular door, turning the rusty dead bolt.
He left the can of Orange Crush behind. For Pa. Though it wasn’t like he could ever drink it.
Whatever.
Oh well.
What did he care?
He was almost grateful when Aunt Jo came huffing up the basement steps carrying two boxes, one balanced on top of the other, because it meant he didn’t have to think about the grape-soda swamp and how he’d just looked out at Ol’ Tired Eyes for the last time.
“This is all that’s left,” she said, dropping the boxes unceremoniously on the empty living room floor and adjusting her artificial leg. He heard glass Christmas ornaments crunching, but told himself it didn’t bother him. It was better this way. “You wanna look through these boxes before I load ’em up?”
Sam took a quick look at Pa’s handwriting on the side of the box, sloppy as usual but with big, swirly tails for the Y and the S: Our Fancy Christmas.
“No,” Sam said. He looked away, blinking his grape-soda eyes, and he decided to wait out on the porch where nobody was staring at him like he was some pathetic lost puppy with a smashed paw. Aunt Jo wasn’t good at much as far as he could tell, except for staring and breaking things, and he didn’t care to stick around to witness either.
He sat there on the porch like a Christmas statue, like the ugly figurine of Joseph dressed in fishing gear that Pa had bought one year at the feed store, only that was probably broken now too. He watched as Aunt Jo stomped across the dirt, heaving the Christmas boxes into the giant gray dumpster like it was nothing. When the boxes hit the bottom they must have activated Pa’s Big Mouth Bass, because Sam heard grainy music and a croaky voice belting out “Foggy Bottom Blues.” He closed his eyes, wishing he had his earbuds and some dark glasses to block out all the sun.
But he didn’t have his earbuds, and so he listened as Aunt Jo loaded up the rest of their things, her old lady shoes crunching on the gravel.
“Need to make a pit stop before we go?” she said. Sam could feel her shadow stretching over him, just like one of Pa’s swamp monsters, only worse because she smelled like chewing gum and Aspercreme, which was a grape-soda way to smell for a monster. He didn’t answer. “Suit yourself. Next stop’s not for sixty miles. Hope you know how to pee in a bottle.”
Sam said nothing, and he didn’t open his eyes until he heard Aunt Jo turn the key in the front door for the very last time.
“I guess that’s that,” she said, staring at the dirty white door that still had Sam’s faded Halloween decorations stuck on with strips of duct tape, even all these months later. Aunt Jo gave the door a rough pat, her square jaws pinched. She held her hand there for a while, like it was Pa she was touching, not a slab of wood with peeling paint, and then she spun on her heels and pummeled the gravel all the way to the car. She stopped once, grimacing like she’d just stepped on a nail, then she shook it off and kept right on going.
The car was a 1962 VW Bug with the words Baby Girl painted on the side in sparkly green paint. It was nothing compared to Pa’s ’68 Sunbird, but Aunt Jo talked like it was something special. She liked to say that she won Baby Girl in a snake-rustling contest as a girl.
But that was before.
When she was still the other Aunt Jo and not some stranger.
“What’s snake rustling?” Sam had said one Thanksgiving back when he was seven or eight and Aunt Jo was still Aunt Jo. He remembered sitting
on a stool in the kitchen back in the day, watching Aunt Jo clean gizzards out of the Thanksgiving turkey, her strong hands slick with innards.
She raised one burly eyebrow and sucked her lips at him. “What’s that brother of mine been teaching you? Next you’ll be telling me you don’t know a croc from a gator.”
“I do so!” Sam had said, his hackles rising at the insult.
“Then you ought to know about snake rustling.” She shook her finger at him and a bit of turkey gut flew off and landed on the kitchen counter. “It’s a hunt. Every year, people from all around Oklahoma come to hunt snakes and toss ’em in this big pit just off the highway. There’s a trophy in it for the one who catches the most, and Pops, that’s your granddad, bet me Ma’s old car I couldn’t catch a single one. Ends up, I caught more than the three biggest men combined, and I got a car that day to boot.”
Sam had been impressed, though he hadn’t shown it. Now he looked at the green, slithery letters that spelled out Baby Girl and he wished that Aunt Jo had stayed away, just like she had the past four Thanksgivings. Not a single phone call. Not even a card.
Without another word, she got in the driver’s seat and started up the car, the engine growling like an angry gator. Sam’s stuff was already in the trunk—a backpack and a beat-up suitcase that used to belong to Pa. He wondered what would happen if he just sat there on the porch steps and refused to get up. Aunt Jo might be strong—even though she was the baby sister, she looked like a linebacker compared to his scrawny Pa—but that didn’t mean she was prepared to carry him. And she sure couldn’t catch him.
He could see her watching him through the dusty windshield. The sun glared off her glasses and sparkled in her gray, cropped hair. Why couldn’t she have just stayed away? Who was she to throw all of Pa’s stuff in a dumpster like it was garbage? Like his whole life was something you could just get rid of, same as the broken TVs and microwaves people were always leaving on the side of the road?
And who was she to come back after all these years telling him what to do and where to go and saying that Pa was in a better place now and that this is what he would have wanted? What the heck did she know about what he wanted? Just because he wrote it down on some grape-soda piece of paper saying that Aunt Jo was in charge didn’t make it true. She didn’t belong here. She was nobody to Pa. A stranger.
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