“We will. Soon.” I rush over to him and wrap my arms around him from behind, bringing him close so I can blow a raspberry on his neck. “And you can call me whatever you want, whenever you want,” I say. “Starting now.”
“Mom,” he says quietly, like he’s testing the word.
But inside, it’s like he just shouted it for the very first time ever.
“You’ve gone and done it now,” Ethan teases. But he’s grinning too.
Gran glances toward the sky. “It feels like rain, y’all. My old bones are aching.”
Ethan looks at me and smiles. “I love the rain. Don’t you?”
And in that moment, I know Ethan will stand with me in any kind of weather for the rest of my days. Of that I am completely sure.
About the Author
Tammy Falkner lives on a farm in a lovely, sprawling little town in rural NC with her beekeeper husband and a house full of boys, a few dogs, and a cat or two (or five - who has time to count?). As half of the Lydia Dare team, she co-wrote ten books, including the Westfield Wolves series and the Gentlemen Vampyre series. A huge fan of Regency England, she wrote three books for Sourcebooks as Tammy Falkner, featuring Regency Faeries, and then she began writing contemporary New Adult romances featuring the five tattooed Reed Brothers.
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Feels like Trouble
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Grady Parker
Sunday morning is usually a time for confessions. But while many people find themselves on a church pew, singing about His glory, I find myself naked in Markie Allen’s azalea bushes. How could I be sure I’m naked? Because Ms. Markie herself tells me.
“You’re naked,” she says as she nudges my foot. I crack one eye open and look up at her. She stares down at me, her white hair limned by the sun like she’s wearing a halo.
I lift my head and look south. “Well, I’ll be damned. I am naked,” I reply. I start to nod my head, but that hurts like a son of a bitch, so I stop that nonsense real quick like.
“And you ain’t got no clothes on, neither,” she says. She leans forward, getting closer to me, her brown eyes squinting. “That’s a nice tattoo you got, right there beside your junk.”
I reach down and cover said junk with my palm. “Now, Ms. Markie,” I start. “You know it’s not nice to talk about a man’s junk in public.”
“Well, I reckon if a man is indecent enough to wave his junk about in public, I can be indecent enough to talk about it.” Markie unties her apron from around her hips and passes it to me. “Cover all that up. The neighbors are looking out their windows. Nosy bastards.”
Ms. Markie tilts her head and stares at me. She has a way of getting to the truth, and she typically does it quick. Just one glance from her, when her eyes narrow at you, and you want to bare your soul about why you’ve bared your ass.
“It’s not what you think,” I rush to say.
She holds up a hand to shush me. “You got no idea what I think.”
I imagine I’m probably thinking damn near the same thing she is. I’m thinking that I’m an idiot. “Yes, ma’am,” I say instead. I stand up with Ms. Markie’s wadded up apron over my man parts. She glances down once and rolls her eyes, so I shake it out and tie it around my waist.
“Now you feel like telling me how you ended up in my azalea bushes?” she asks. She motions for me to follow her.
I scratch my head. I cautiously pick my way across her driveway on my bare feet. “I don’t rightly know, Ms. Markie.” I’m pretty sure it had something to do with a mason jar full of moonshine and my broken heart.
“What’s the last thing you remember?” she asks. She turns to face me as she swings open the screen door, holding it wide with her body.
I scratch my head again. “I remember Junior Adams passing me a jar of moonshine. I remember it burned like fire going down.” I stop and think. “I don’t remember much after that.”
“Junior Adams’s grandpappy makes some strong shine,” she says. “I got some in the cabinet. You know, for when I get down with the cough.”
“Mm hmm,” I hum. Everybody in Macon Hills knows Ms. Markie tips back some shine, and she doesn’t require a sore throat or cough to give her a reason. But it’s her lie; she can tell it any way she wants.
“So, Junior gave you some shine. Then what happened?” She opens a cabinet and takes out a bottle of pain relievers, and if I didn’t feel like I might hurl my guts up any second, I might have to kiss her. Instead, I take them when she presses them into my hand, and I turn around, turn on the sink, and stick my face under the water, getting a mouthful of water from the running stream, washing the pills down.
There are two problems with turning around and drinking form Ms. Markie’s sink. Firstly, Ms. Markie is a fan of people using cups. And secondly, Ms. Markie now has a perfect view of my backside. And as my backside is currently still naked, it hurts like a son of a gun when she whacks me with her fly swatter.
I jump and spin around. “What did you do that for?” I say, rubbing the offended area. “That hurt.”
“Get a glass,” she says.
She sits down at the kitchen table. She kicks a chair out across from her and tosses a folded piece of newspaper into it. I’m pretty sure she doesn’t want me to read it, so I sit my naked ass down on it. I tug the ends of the apron lower, knowing Ms. Markie had seen me in all my glory just moments ago, but still wanting to maintain the shred of dignity I have left. Oh, hell, who am I kidding? My dignity up and left me laying in the azalea bushes.
“I should probably go put some clothes on, Ms. Markie,” I say.
“Probably should,” she says, as she looks over edge of her reading glasses at me, and then glances back down at the crossword puzzle she’s working. “Give me a six letter word for ridiculous.”
I search the recesses of my brain and spit out a word. “Absurd.”
Ms. Markie smiles at me. “Thank you. Been looking for that one all week.”
When I was here earlier this week cutting Ms. Markie’s grass, she’d been looking for a different one.
“Finished that puzzle already,” she says.
“Stop reading my mind,” I mutter. I reach for a biscuit. There’s a heaping plate of them in the center of Ms. Markie’s kitchen table. She slaps my hand. I jerk my offended fingers back.
“Don’t touch my biscuits until you’ve washed your hands. I know where they’ve been.” She glares at me again over her glasses.
“Where have they been?” I ask.
I wish someone would tell me, because I still have no idea how I ended up in Ms. Markie’s azalea buses.
“They’ve been all over my granddaughter,” she says, and she takes her glasses off so she can glare cleanly at me.
I choke into my fist. “What?” I ask, when I can finally breathe. Everybody knows that Ms. Markie’s granddaughter, Evelyn, is in town. She arrived two days ago. “Evelyn’s here,” I whisper.
And suddenly, the whole night floods back to me in one great big rush.
I reach down and run my fingertips over the sore spot on the front side of my hips. “I was with Evelyn all night.”
Ms. Markie grins at me. “Yep.”
“I was with your granddaughter.”
“Yep.” She grins so big I fear her teeth will fall out. The last time that happened, they skidded under the fridge and I had to move the whole damn kitchen around to get them back.
“I got matching tattoos with Evelyn.”
“What?” The whispered word comes from the doorway. I look up and find Evelyn standing there. Her dark hair is a twisted mess, like she’s been riding in my jeep with the top off.
“You rode in my jeep with the top off,” I say.
“What?” she whispers again. She clears her throat. “I have never ridden in a jeep in my life. And I surely wouldn’t have gotten in one with someone like you.” Her gaze drags from my naked chest
to my naked thighs, her cheeks growing rosy. “Why are you wearing Grandma’s apron?” She covers her eyes. “Oh, God! And nothing else?”
I scratch my head again. “I’m still trying to figure that out.”
Ms. Markie lumbers to her feet. “Here’s the gist of it, kids.” She points at me. “You went out with Junior Adams and his lovely wife last night, and they got you stinking drunk on Junior’s grandpappy’s moonshine. Then you happened to run into Evelyn at the bar, where she stopped because she had a flat tire. You helped her change it, and then she took a few sips of the moonshine, and apparently the girl can’t hold her liquor, because she suddenly decided you looked real handsome. You piled into your jeep. Don’t worry – Junior drove.”
“Junior drove my jeep?” I ask.
“He wasn’t drinking. And that, my boy, is the least of your problems,” she replies.
“Okay.” I scrub a hand down my face.
“The two of you got all snuggly in the backseat and you thought it might be fun if you two got matching tattoos. So you did. Junior and Barbara-Claire tried to talk you out of it, but you wouldn’t listen. I always did love that boy. Originally, you two wanted to find a chapel so you could tie the knot, but you need a license to get married in this state, so you decided to do something else permanent. You got matching tattoos.” She points toward my junk. “Yours is real nice.” Then she reaches back and peels the edge of Evelyn’s sweats down her belly.
Evelyn’s eyes grow big as saucers when she sees her tattoo. I cover my mouth and try to hold back my snort. But it’s damn near impossible. Because written right there on Evelyn Allen’s hip are the words, “I belong to Grady Parker.”
“Yours is just as bad,” Ms. Markie says. I stand up and pull the apron down a little. And, sure enough, written right there on my hip are the words, “I belong to Evelyn Allen.”
“Whoa,” I breath.
I look up at Evelyn. She stares at me. Then she says, “Aww hell naw,” and she walks in the other direction as fast as her bare feet will carry her.
“So, how did I end up in the bushes?” I ask as I wash my hands at Ms. Markie’s sink.
“I think that was an attack of conscience.”
Rightly so.
She waves a hand toward the apron. “Do you think you could put on some clothes now? I’ve seen your bare bottom a few hundred thousand times, but I’ve about had my fill of it today.”
“Yes, ma’am,” I say. “Can I have a biscuit, first?” She picks up the plate and holds it out to me. I take one off the top, and then another, since I have two hands and there’s a whole plate of biscuits. Not to even mention that Ms. Markie makes the best biscuits in Macon Hills. I snatch one more and then I ask, “Do you know where my clothes are?”
I’m careful not to let crumbs spew out of my mouth, because it would be a travesty to waste even a small piece of Ms. Markie’s biscuits.
She jerks a thumb toward where Evelyn went. I walk in that direction. I take my time, because I suddenly feel like I’m walking toward my execution.
If there’s one thing I know to be true, it’s that Evelyn Allen hates my guts.
She always has, and I’m pretty sure that whatever happened last night hasn’t changed her opinion of me.
I stand outside Evelyn’s bedroom door, trying to collect myself enough that I can knock and call out to her without forgetting my own name. Evelyn always has had a way of making me forget who I am.
I knock on the door and she opens it up so fast that I nearly fall into the room. I brace myself on the doorjamb with my palms and stare at her. “What do you want?” she asks. Then she points her finger in my face, almost bumping my nose with it, and says, “If you call me Clifford, even one time, I’m going to kick you right square in the nuts. You’ll never father a child in your entire life, Grady Parker, if I have anything to do with it.”
I cover my package with my palm and take a step back. I had almost forgotten to use my favorite name for her. I’ve called her Clifford since forever, since we were young. She had gotten a big red stuffed dog for her birthday, mainly because she loved the books, and she carried that Clifford dog around with her everywhere she went.
“You don’t have to be quite so vicious,” I remark.
“You don’t have to be quite so obnoxious,” she replies. She covers her nose with her hand. “And you stink. You smell like moonshine and…” She leans toward me and sniffs, her nose scrunching up. “Is that cow shit?” she asks.
I sniff hard, pointing my nose down toward my chest. “I do not smell like cow shit,” I say. But I can’t quite tell what that is either. Whatever it is, is vile. I’m offending myself, I smell so bad. I lean toward her. “Whatever it is, you smell like it too,” I inform her.
She jerks like I just slapped her. “You take that back, Grady Parker.”
“Make me, Clifford,” I reply.
She sucks in a quick breath, and she lifts her foot to make good on her promise. I block her foot with my hand. “I hate you so much,” she says. She says it like “the flowers smell nice” or “the yard needs mowing.” She says it like something she has said so many times that it no longer comes out as an insult. It’s just there.
“The feeling is mutual,” I assure her.
“Why are you even here?” she asks.
“Ms. Markie said you might have my clothes.” I look around her room, but I don’t see them.
“I have no idea where your clothes are.”
Suddenly, a fireman’s style knock from the front door jerks us both out of our glaring at one another.
“What’s that?” she asks, trying to lean so she can look around me.
“No idea,” I reply.
She shoves me to the side so she can walk out of the bedroom door.
“Hey!” I cry.
“Oh, shut it,” she says. She walks toward the kitchen, where Ms. Markie is standing with Little Robbie Gentry, who is holding a piece of paper in his hand. He’s wearing his state trooper’s uniform and the biggest smile I’ve ever seen him wear.
“Robbie,” I say, as he tips his head in my direction. He looks down at the apron, which is still my only clothing, and his eyebrows shoot up.
“Grady,” he replies.
“What are you doing here, Robbie?” Evelyn asks.
Robbie scratches his head. “I’m here to pick you two up,” he says, refusing to look at either one of us.
I hitch my hip against the counter. “Why?”
“Well, it appears as though somebody drove out to Mr. Jacobson’s place at Lake Fisher last night, and whoever it was vandalized the big old building that sits next to the road.”
“The one that gets tagged by graffiti all the time?” I ask.
“Yes, that’s the one.”
“What’s that got to do with us?” Evelyn asks. She looks at me like she’s waiting for me to give her some great big revelation.
Robbie scratches his head again. “Well, the last time Mr. Jacobson’s building got tagged, him and Jake decided to put up some surveillance cameras in case somebody has the audacity to do it again.”
“That’s actually a really good idea,” I say. Kids were always tagging that building. It had become a right of passage to put your initials on the side of it. Then Jake had to go and cover it all up the next day with fresh paint.
“Well, you’ll never believe who his cameras caught last night.”
I watch as Evelyn goes and pours herself a cup of sweet tea. I would ask her for one, but she’d probably pour it over my head as soon as she’d look at me.
“Who’d it catch?” I ask, although I pretty much already know.
Robbie grins. “You two,” he says, then he snorts out a laugh.
Evelyn lets her glass thud onto the countertop. “That’s not funny,” she says, as her cheeks turn as red as her hair.
“No, ma’am, it’s not,” Robbie says. He tries to look like he doesn’t think this is funny at all, but he does a shit job at it. “It’s tragic.
Mr. Jacobson wants to press charges this time.”
“Against us?” I ask. I press my hand against my chest.
“Yep.” Little Robbie is all out grinning now.
“But we didn’t…” We really didn’t do anything that bad. Everybody tags that building. I see Evelyn look down at her hands, which are streaked with red and black paint. On the back of my left hand, I have a similar mark. “Oh, fuck,” I say. Guilt is painted all over me.
Ms. Markie picks up her fly swatter and slaps my naked shoulder with it. “Ow!” I cry.
“Watch your language,” she warns. She shakes that fly swatter while she glares at me.
“Yes, ma’am,” I say quietly, as I rub the sting out of my arm. “Sorry,” I add for good measure.
“I have to take you both in,” Robbie says.
“In where?” Evelyn asks. She looks from Robbie to me and back.
“To the station,” he says. He stands up a little taller and tries to look intimidating, but no matter the uniform, or the gun he’s resting his hand on, he will always be Little Robbie Gentry when I look at him. “So, let’s go.” He motions toward the door.
“You have to be kidding,” Evelyn says.
“Wish I was,” he replies.
Evelyn walks past him toward the door. She points her finger at me. “I’m going to kill you,” she says.
“Did you hear that?” I ask Robbie. “She just threatened my life.”
“I didn’t hear a thing,” Robbie replies. He winks at Evelyn. “Sorry about this, Evelyn,” he says quietly. “Protocol and all that.”
“It’s not your fault, Robbie,” she says. She glares at me. “It’s his.”
I follow them to the car. I still have no idea where my clothes are, so Robbie has me get in wearing the apron. “This is undignified,” I challenge.
Robbie grins. “It rather is,” he says.
He pushes my head down as he puts me in the car. I settle in the back seat, and Evelyn glares at me from her side. “If you so much as touch me,” she warns. She stops, and lets the words hang there in the air.
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