The Black Flamingo

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by Dean Atta


  MUM: Okay. Have fun. I’ll have it ready for when you’re back

  At school, I sit in the toilets.

  In my bag are the condoms

  that Mum bought me,

  along with a new, thick, black

  notebook and special pen.

  The notebook is Moleskine

  and the pen is Cross.

  I’m nervous bringing them to school

  in case I lose them.

  I’m nervous taking the condoms

  in case someone sees them.

  I download an app

  that allows me to talk

  to gay guys in the area.

  I arrange to meet a guy

  called Alex after school.

  He sends me a photo.

  He looks friendly:

  a big smile, white teeth,

  blue eyes, a bit pink in the face.

  He says I can’t come

  to his place but he knows

  somewhere we can go.

  We’re kneeling on a patch of

  grass between two graves, kissing

  with tongues, our mouths dry

  from the spliff we just smoked.

  My first spliff, my first proper kiss.

  Alex said he’s nineteen but he looks older.

  Maybe it’s his gray suit, the jacket

  hanging on one gravestone,

  my black school blazer on the other.

  Maybe it’s his stubble—he was clean-

  shaven in his photo.

  Alex has his hand on the small of my back.

  It feels like the only thing holding me upright.

  He stops. “Do you do poppers?”

  I close my eyes and imagine

  tiny plastic cannons about to be pulled,

  balloons about to drop from the ceiling

  and my Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

  birthday cake from when I turned six.

  I’m high on weed, about to lose

  my virginity in a graveyard. He hands me

  a small glass bottle full of liquid.

  I unscrew the top. “Do I drink it?”

  “No, you hold it under your nose, like this,

  and inhale; it helps you to relax.”

  I follow his instructions.

  A chemical explosion in my brain,

  streamers burst forth into a tangled

  rainbow, then all fades to black.

  When I wake his eyes reflect me

  as a zombie rising from a grave.

  I feel like an empty plastic cannon,

  party debris, balloon shrapnel.

  When I get back home, cold shepherd’s pie

  is waiting for me. Mum doesn’t ask

  about the mud on my trousers.

  My red eyes. My missing school blazer.

  Lying in bed that night,

  I imagine all the ways

  Alex might have hurt me

  when I was passed out.

  He didn’t hurt me, but

  he so easily could have

  killed me and we were

  already in a graveyard.

  I was stupid to meet him

  without telling anyone.

  It was exciting at the time

  but now my imagination

  won’t stop showing me

  all the horrible things

  someone could do to me.

  Whether I’m passed out

  or not, they could force me.

  I’m not big. I’m not strong.

  Meeting a man is not

  a good idea. Just because

  I can, it doesn’t mean I’m ready

  to lose my virginity

  to a stranger.

  I decide to delete the app

  to protect myself.

  MICHAEL: Hey

  DAISY: Hey! 2 mins left of your birthday

  How was your evening?

  MICHAEL: So awful. I did something stupid

  MICHAEL: It was okay. Uncle B said to say hey

  DAISY:

  I went to see that movie Lobster

  It was so weird

  People got turned into animals

  If they couldn’t find a relationship

  MICHAEL: That sounds messed up!

  DAISY: Yh. But they get to pick the animal

  MICHAEL: What animal would you be?

  DAISY: I think maybe a flamingo. You?

  MICHAEL: I don’t know. Maybe a turtle

  Broken / Home

  Because the turtle carries

  its home on its back,

  it does not have to search for one.

  It is born with a soft shell

  that hardens as it grows.

  The turtle’s backbone is part

  of its shell, meaning an accident

  or attack could break the turtle’s back,

  leaving the turtle with a broken

  home it cannot escape from.

  Leventis

  Mum is going through a phase

  of making us any meal on request:

  jerk chicken or curried goat with rice and peas,

  ackee and saltfish, stuffed grape leaves,

  shepherd’s pie, Sunday roast.

  Mum buys me and Anna games consoles,

  phones, clothes, anything she can afford,

  and, when she can’t afford it, she borrows

  money to send me to hip-hop dance class

  and Anna to ballet and, now, to take us

  on our first vacation.

  Mum bursts into the kitchen.

  “I’ve got a surprise for you all!”

  We’re slumped at the table.

  Daisy and I are taking a break

  from studying for exams.

  Daisy is helping Anna

  with her much easier homework,

  and I’m writing a poem.

  “I’ve just spoken to your dad, Daisy.

  He says he’ll pay for your ticket

  to come with us to Cyprus for Easter.”

  “We’re going on vacation?” shouts Anna,

  bolting upright excitedly, slamming

  both hands on the kitchen table. Daisy

  catches Anna’s pencil as it rolls off the edge.

  I sit back in my chair and

  close my notebook. “Who’s paying

  for our tickets, Mummy?”

  “Trevor gave some money for Anna

  and Uncle B for you.”

  The Men Who Are Not My Dad

  My sister’s dad

  is not my dad.

  Uncle B

  is not my dad.

  Our Father, in Heaven

  is not my dad.

  My PE teacher

  is not my dad.

  My RE teacher

  is not my dad.

  My English teacher

  is not my dad.

  My drama teacher

  is not my dad.

  Bob Marley

  is not my dad.

  Idris Elba

  is not my dad.

  Will Smith

  is not my dad.

  Jay Z

  is not my dad.

  My own father

  is not my dad.

  Anna jumps out of her seat and

  dances around the table. “We’re going

  on vacation! We’re going on vacation!”

  “Thank you!” says Daisy to my mum,

  hugging her.

  “Thanks, Mummy,” I say from my seat.

  Sometimes

  I think Mum loves Daisy as much as us.

  Sometimes maybe more than me.

  I’m angry Mum didn’t ask me

  if I wanted Daisy to come on vacation.

  I would have said yes

  but I didn’t get a chance to decide.

  Mum, Anna, and Daisy

  go shopping

  for swimsuits.

  I decide to stay home.

  “Just get me black trunks,

  no Speedos,” I say.


  While they’re gone

  I Google “Speedos”

  and the first page

  of results brings up

  pictures of Tom Daley.

  I’m still looking at them

  when Mum, Anna, and

  Daisy return.

  Mum hands me a shopping bag.

  “Thanks, Mummy,” I say.

  “You’re welcome.” Mum giggles.

  “I’m gonna start packing,

  one week to go! Anna,

  come and help me pack.”

  Mum and Anna run out of the room,

  holding hands and laughing.

  I look in the bag to find

  the tiniest

  pair

  of bright pink Speedos I’ve ever seen.

  Daisy bursts out laughing.

  “It’s not even funny!” I shout,

  throwing the tiny pink piece

  of material right at Daisy’s face.

  “Who wasted our money

  on a stupid joke like that?”

  Daisy takes the Speedos

  off her face, still laughing,

  and takes some black trunks

  out of her own shopping bag

  and hands them to me.

  “You should’ve seen your face!”

  says Daisy, still cracking up.

  “You should have seen yours,”

  I reply, preparing my killer blow:

  “Much improved when covered up.

  What am I supposed to do with these?”

  I hold up the pink Speedos.

  When Daisy heads home, I go

  to my room and push my bed

  across to barricade the door.

  I fling off my clothes. Squeeze

  into the Speedos. I’m no Tom Daley

  but I like what I see in my full-length mirror.

  I turn to check out my butt,

  twerk a little, giggle.

  Uncle B drives us to the airport.

  He and Mum chat the whole journey.

  Anna and Daisy are in the back

  seat next to me, Daisy in the middle.

  I stare out of the window at nothing

  in particular for the whole journey.

  Anna and Daisy listen to Little Mix

  from Daisy’s phone, one earpiece

  each. They sing along to “Black Magic.”

  I like the song but I don’t join in.

  I always thought Uncle B would

  take me on my first vacation.

  I thought it would be Jamaica.

  As I’m helping him unload our bags

  from the trunk and onto the trolley,

  I say, “Thank you for giving my mum

  the money.” I don’t say, I wish

  you were my dad instead of him.

  On the plane we have three seats

  next to each other and one across

  the aisle. Anna wants the window

  seat and Mum to sit beside her.

  I tell Daisy to sit next to Mum and

  I take the seat across the aisle with

  two strangers, who are not strangers

  to each other.

  The couple kiss for the whole flight.

  They only break from kissing to speak

  in Greek, and I only know a few words

  Mum taught me. It becomes background

  noise to me—I hear the word agape,

  which means “love,” and agape mou,

  which means “my love.”

  We arrive at my grandparents’

  house in Larnaca in a taxi late at night.

  Things are familiar but different.

  Even my name is different here.

  My grandparents call me “Michalis,”

  which is a more Greek way to say “Michael.”

  Grandma says, “Éla, agape mou.”

  Gesturing me to come to the table.

  She has made stuffed grape leaves,

  like the ones Mum makes, except

  these have real meat and not tasteless

  soy beef. Mum moans,

  repeating, “I told her I don’t eat meat.”

  Shaking her head as she

  transfers stuffed grape leaves

  from her plate onto mine.

  There are enough bedrooms

  at my grandparents’ house for Daisy

  and me to have our own rooms,

  if Mum and Anna share.

  Grandma comes up and

  helps us get settled.

  Mum continues to be short-tempered

  and dismissive with Grandma,

  the way I am sometimes short-tempered

  and dismissive with Mum.

  I can’t work out what Mum

  and Grandma are saying for the most part,

  because they speak in Greek.

  Hearing Mum speak another language

  and be so stroppy like this,

  she is like a different person.

  Like she has become her teenage

  self again. The girl she was before me.

  The girl from the last millennium.

  On the beach the next day,

  Daisy has taken Anna

  to get ice cream.

  Strangers

  shout, “Bob Marley!”

  The first few times I laugh and wave

  but after a while I just roll my eyes.

  A girl in a pink bikini

  comes up to me and touches my hair:

  “Xereis na milas ellinika?”

  “Excuse me?” I say, in shock

  as I back away from her.

  She repeats, in English,

  “Do you speak Greek?”

  “No, I can’t speak Greek.”

  She says, “You’re from Jamaica.”

  Is she asking me or telling me?

  “Leventis,” she says to her friend,

  who I hadn’t noticed.

  Before I have a chance to respond,

  the friend looks me up and down

  and nods. They giggle,

  link arms, and walk into the sea.

  “Leventis,” I repeat, so I don’t forget.

  “Mummy, what does ‘leventis’ mean?”

  She laughs,

  looking up from her book and squinting.

  “Who said that to you?”

  I shuffle to the right

  to block the sun from her eyes. “Some girl,

  just now.” I point toward the sea but I can’t tell

  one pink bikini from another.

  “It means ‘handsome man’ or it could mean

  ‘beautiful boy.’ And it can also mean ‘brave.’”

  I’m shocked that it’s not something bad.

  “Leventis,” I repeat,

  once again. Handsome man, beautiful boy

  or brave. But am I any of these things?

  Maybe to a Greek Cypriot girl on a beach.

  But where are the boys who see me this way?

  Leventis. Does it really translate into English?

  I don’t feel handsome,

  I don’t feel beautiful,

  and I don’t feel brave.

  Apart from the cigarette

  butts this beach is perfect.

  I’ve got sunblock on but I

  don’t think I really need it.

  It’s like one of our better

  summer days in England:

  warm, not too hot to handle.

  But we’re a long way from

  the pebbles of Brighton.

  Anna and I build our first

  proper sandcastle together.

  We dig a moat around it,

  pour in the Mediterranean.

  Daisy is studying

  on her sunbed, surrounded

  by books and index cards.

  I was planning to study, too.

  But now that we’re here it seems silly.

  Daisy and I are both applying

  to do English at university,
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  but not to any of the same places.

  I shout over to Daisy: “Don’t you think

  it could be fun if you came to Brighton?”

  Daisy looks up and says bluntly,

  “You know Brighton is of no interest to me.”

  Anna giggles, and repeats,

  “You know Brighton is of no interest to me.”

  Daisy says, “Oi, are you making fun of me?”

  She reaches down and grabs a handful

  of sand and throws it in our direction.

  Anna laughs and throws sand back at Daisy.

  “Stop it!” says Mum, caught in the crossfire.

  Mum is sunbathing, reading

  It by Stephen King.

  I watched the TV movie from the nineties

  years ago

  with Trevor.

  He told me I was brave

  because I wasn’t afraid

  of any of the movies he showed me.

  In It there’s an evil clown

  called Pennywise, who makes

  children see their worst fear.

  I lie back on the sand

  and look up to the sky

  and can no longer see the outlines

  of Mum, Anna, or Daisy,

  and I realize with all the knowing in the world

  that my worst fear is

  to be without my family

  —that includes Daisy.

  I crawl unnoticed behind

  Mum’s sunbed and whisper

  a line from the movie in her ear:

  “We all float down here.”

  Mum screams, then laughs

  and hits me with her book.

  Anna laughs, too, adding

  another keep to our castle.

  Mum brings me a magazine

  from the beach shop:

  a gay lifestyle magazine called Attitude,

  with Tom Daley on the cover.

  “The Body Issue.”

  I’ve already looked

  at Attitude’s website on my phone,

  but when Mum hands me

  the physical copy,

  I feel like she’s

  giving me her blessing.

  Inside the magazine,

  the advice is to accept

  and love your body,

  no matter how you look.

  I don’t think about

  my skinny physique often

  but here I can’t help

 

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