‘What the hell? That guy with a head as swollen as a pig’s… that’s Junior Brother Ru Feng?
‘That is too cruel! I can’t bear to see it!
‘The person tied up next to him, that’s Young Master Song?
‘This is weird. So who is this kid?’
His gaze returned to the center of the living room. He continued staring at the kid for a while more before he realized something and his eyes once again went wide.
‘Oh no! This kid is the heretical master!’
“You villain, how dare you bully my Junior Brother Ru Feng and insult Dragon Tiger Mountain? I shall eliminate you and restore justice to the world!”
He spoke like a hero.
However, in the next moment, when Tang Hao brandished his qi aura, he trembled and his face turned pale.
‘Oh no! He’s a real supervillain!’
He cursed under his breath. Saving his junior brother was the least of his priorities at that moment. All he wanted to do was to run away as far as possible.
Tang Hao chased up to him and grabbed his collar. The heavenly master was beaten up, dragged back to the corner, relieved of his material possessions, and tied up.
There were two heavenly masters in the corner now.
Bang! Bang! Bang!
The door was kicked open a few more times, and the heavenly masters arrived one after another.
“Prepare to die, villain!”
“Return my junior brother, villain!”
Each one of them yelled righteously as they barged into the mansion.
Each one of them looked like fearless heroes.
However, when they saw their junior and senior brothers tied up and dumped at the corner, they were dumbstruck. Then, their faces turned pale.
“Haha! Pardon me, I got the wrong address! Continue with what you’re doing, my young friend! Don’t mind me!”
“Oh no! My head is dizzy all of a sudden. I’ve got to see a doctor!”
“Little Brother, I’m not from Dragon Tiger Mountain! I’m just a soy sauce salesman. This briefcase isn’t mine either!”
They smiled apologetically and wanted to turn around and leave.
Tang Hao captured each of them. First, he took all their possessions, then he tied them up and tossed them at the corner.
Very soon, there were about a dozen heavenly masters in that corner. Each of them looked pathetic and defeated.
Chapter 414 - Mao Mountain Is Here Too
Ding ding ding!
One of the dozen or so phones laid in a row in front of Tang Hao started ringing.
Tang Hao answered the call. He heard the voice of that elderly heavenly master from earlier. “Hey, Zhang Bing! Are you there yet? How is the situation?”
“He’s in my hands!” Tang Hao said coldly.
The heavenly master was instantly shocked. ‘Even Zhang Bing was defeated? This villain is quite powerful!’
“Hmph! Don’t be too arrogant. Someone will come and end you!” The elderly heavenly master hung up.
Then, he dialed another number.
Ding ding ding!
Another phone rang. Tang Hao picked it up.
“Hey, Wen Tao! Are you there yet? Be careful, that villain is quite powerful. Even Zhang Bing is defeated. Remember to coordinate with the other heavenly masters before you barge in,” The elderly heavenly master shouted anxiously.
“I’m sorry, he’s fallen into my hands too!” Tang Hao said coldly.
The elderly heavenly master’s hands started shaking when he heard that. His phone nearly fell out of his hands. Cold sweat beaded on his forehead.
‘This isn’t right! Even Wen Tao is captured?’ Wen Tao was already in the late period of the Qi Channeling State.
“You… Just you wait…” The elderly heavenly master yelled, though he sounded rather weak.
“This villain is indeed quite powerful!” The elderly master mumbled to himself, wiped the sweat off his forehead, and dialed another number.
“Sorry, this one’s in my hands too!”
The elderly heavenly master’s hands shook even more violently as he heard the ice-cold voice from the other end of the phone. Cold sweat dripped down from his forehead.
When he dialed the last number, his face was completely pale.
‘Oh no, this is bad news!
‘He’s a supervillain!
‘There’s a supervillain in Province Z and he has captured a dozen Dragon Tiger Mountain heavenly masters!
‘This is big news, I have to let the others know.’
He quickly ran out of the door.
Very soon, the entire Dragon Tiger Mountain was boiling over with activity.
“What? There’s a supervillain in Province Z? He’s captured our men?”
“What? Since when did we have a supervillain in the cultivation world?”
“This is utter humiliation! We are Dragon Tiger Mountain, the pinnacle of Taoist cultivation. How dare that villain challenge our authority? We ought to wipe him off the face of the earth!”
Heavenly masters came out of their abodes. They seemed indignant and agitated.
They were angry that some unknown villain had challenged the great Dragon Tiger Mountain. That was intolerable!
“Kill the villain! Save our brothers!”
They gathered together and shouted the slogan.
Very soon, the elderly heavenly masters arrived. One of them gave a rousing speech and lifted their emotions to a climax.
“Kill the villain!”
They got into a single file and rushed down the mountain like the incoming tide while chanting that slogan. They were all dressed handsomely and each of them held a briefcase.
Some of them wore shades, which made them look even cooler.
There was an airstrip next to Dragon Tiger Mountain, and two private planes were already waiting there. They got on the planes and departed for Provincial City of Province Z.
Meanwhile, Mao Mountain was also abuzz with activity.
Tang Hao had informed Shabby Taoist Master about it.
He knew that the delegation from Dragon Tiger Mountain would come next, considering that he had captured so many heavenly masters.
“What did you say, Fellow Cultivator Tang? You’ve crossed those idiots from Dragon Tiger Mountain, and you’ve captured a dozen of them? Hahaha, good job! Those idiots had it coming!”
“What? Dragon Tiger Mountain is looking for trouble with Fellow Cultivator Tang? F*ck them all, how dare they?”
“Quick, quick, let’s go! I’ve heard that the idiots from Dragon Tiger Mountain are making their way over!”
“Oh, really? That’s good news! Let’s go! We ought to beat them up real good this time!”
The Taoist masters of Mao Mountain stepped out of their abodes. Every one of them seemed excited.
The Taoist masters of Mao Mountain did not look eye to eye with those hipsters from Dragon Tiger Mountain. It was a good opportunity to bring them down a notch.
“What? Those idiots from Dragon Tiger Mountain want to fight our Fellow Cultivator Tang?”
“That’s ridiculous! They’ve really gone overboard this time!”
“Go! F*ck them all!”
The elderly Taoist masters also could not hold back their enthusiasm.
“F*ck the Dragon Tiger Mountain idiots, save Fellow Cultivator Tang!”
All the Taoist masters shouted their slogan. Every one of them rushed down the mountain excitedly, got on their respective cars, and drove toward Province Z.
At the same time, two private planes and a convoy of cars traveled toward Province Z from two opposite directions.
More than an hour later, the Dragon Tiger Mountain heavenly masters got off the planes and onto two tour buses. Half an hour later, the buses neared the mansion.
When they neared the mansion, the road was blocked by about a dozen luxury cars. The drivers of those cars were standing there, looking quite confused.
“We’re here!”
> The elderly heavenly masters got out of the buses, followed by the other heavenly masters.
“Equipment check!” One of the heavenly masters shouted a command.
The heavenly masters opened their briefcases and checked their equipment with serious looks on their faces.
“Alright, follow me inside. We’ll kill the villain and save our brothers!”
The heavenly masters rushed past the mansion gates. The elderly heavenly master rushed ahead and kicked open the door.
“Show yourself and prepare to die, villain!” He commanded.
Soon, he was stunned. He saw a young figure sitting in the middle of the living room.
“Hm? Why is it a kid?” He mumbled to himself.
The heavenly masters who came into the house later were also shocked. They had imagined the villain to be someone ugly and imposing. They did not expect it to be a rather handsome kid.
“That’s not a kid, Senior Brother. He’s an evil heretical villain who regressed in age!” One of the elderly heavenly masters behind him reminded him.
The elderly heavenly master in front immediately understood.
He turned his gaze toward the corner and saw his disciples all tied up there.
“Mmm! Mmm!”
The captured heavenly masters cried tears of joy when they saw their compatriots come to their rescue.
Meanwhile, the heavenly masters who arrived later were shocked.
‘What? Are they really Ru Feng, Zhang Bing, and the others? Their faces are so swollen that I can’t recognize them!’
The next moment, they gritted their teeth and glared at Tang Hao with righteous anger in their eyes.
“You brazen villain, how dare you cross Dragon Tiger Mountain! I will show you the true power of Dragon Tiger Mountain today!”
The elderly heavenly master in the lead yelled loudly.
Tang Hao sat there, unimpressed. “Do you think your Dragon Tiger Mountain is so great?”
“Ha, of course! Dragon Tiger Mountain is the pinnacle of Taoist cultivation!” The elderly Taoist master said proudly while slapping his chest.
“I’ve heard that Mao Mountain is quite powerful too! I wonder which one is better, Dragon Tiger Mountain or Mao Mountain?” Tang Hao asked curiously.
“Mao Mountain? Haha! Those Mao Mountain people are all idiots and country bumpkins. How dare you mention them in the same sentence as Dragon Tiger Mountain?” The elderly heavenly master said mockingly.
The heavenly masters behind him also laughed.
“Mao Mountain? They’re just a bunch of beggars! I laugh every time I think of their shabby looks!”
“Mao Mountain? They don’t even deserve to lick the boots of Dragon Tiger Mountain!”
They laughed louder and louder. Their condescension was genuine.
While they were still laughing, they heard the sound of vehicles outside the mansion. The street was lit up by high beams, indicating that a large convoy was coming.
The heavenly masters around turned to see and were immediately dumbfounded.
Chapter 415 - One-Sided Brawl
Beep! Beep!
A convoy of cars arrived in front of the mansion, wildly beeping their horns.
The car doors opened, and Taoist masters stepped out.
They were dressed in plain Taoist robes and carried cloth sacks around their waists. They looked totally different when compared to those Dragon Tiger Mountain heavenly masters.
Once the Taoist masters gathered, they rushed toward the entrance of the mansion.
The heavenly masters were dumbstruck when they saw the incoming crowd.
‘Aren’t they the group of bumpkins from Mao Mountain?
‘Why did the Mao Mountain bumpkins arrive just when we are talking about them? This is so uncanny!
‘Don’t tell me that the Mao Mountain Taoist masters are here to subdue the villain as well?
‘This won’t do. Dragon Tiger Mountain will be the ones to defeat the villain. Also, there’s a dozen captured junior brothers inside. We can’t let the Mao Mountain bumpkins see that.
‘We’ll be laughed at if the Mao Mountain people see them!’
The heavenly masters blocked the front entrance.
“What do you think you’re doing here? The evil villain is ours. Mind your own business, Mao Mountain!”
The leading heavenly master came out to yell at the Mao Mountain Taoist masters. “Get lost at this instant! There’s nothing for you here. We, Dragon Tiger Mountain, are very capable of taking care of the evil villain ourselves!” He said arrogantly.
The other heavenly masters looked at the Mao Mountain Taoist masters with condescension and hostility.
The disciples of the two mountains were never friendly toward the other anyway.
In their eyes, the Mao Mountain Taoist masters were dirty, shabby paupers.
The Taoist masters were instantly unhappy.
“You’re the one who should get lost! You idiots!” They cursed out loud.
“What the f*ck? Who are you calling idiots?” The heavenly masters were riled up too.
“Whoever replied to that are the idiots!” The Taoist masters yelled.
“Dammit, you’re the idiots!”
“Pah! You all are idiots! Your families are idiots too!”
The cursing match lasted for quite a while and became more intense. They showered the other with all sorts of curse words. Some of them even rolled up their sleeves to prepare for a brawl.
At that moment, they looked more like rowdy hooligans than cultivators.
Naturally, the Mao Mountain Taoist masters were better at swearing. They used all sorts of curse words from all languages.
“Dammit, are you looking for a fight?”
The leading heavenly master yelled. He could not take the insults anymore.
“You want a fight? Who’s scared? We’re here to fight you all anyway,” the leading Taoist master replied.
The Dragon Tiger Mountain heavenly masters were all dumbstruck.
‘They’re here to fight us? What’s going on?
‘Have these country bumpkins gone crazy?’
“You’re out of your mind, Zhen Yang Zi! Since when have we crossed you?” The leading heavenly master shouted, “Alright, you want a fight that bad, right? Just wait for us to defeat that evil villain inside and then we’ll fight!”
“Villain? You’re the villains here!”
Zhen Yang Zi jumped in rage and cursed out loud, “Are you f*cking blind? Who’s the villain here? If you dare lay a finger on Fellow Cultivator Tang, I’ll kill you!”
“Let’s go and f*ck these idiots up!” One of the elderly Taoist masters at the back shouted.
“Go go go!”
The Taoist masters at the back could not hold back their enthusiasm. Once the command was shouted, they pounced onto the heavenly masters like hungry wolves and tigers.
‘Did they just say, ‘Fellow Cultivator’? He’s not a villain then?’
The heavenly masters were confused.
Before they could realize what was going on, they were swarmed by the Mao Mountain Taoist masters.
“Ahhh-!”
Screams of agony were heard all over.
“Ow! Lighter, please! Not the face!”
Both sides did not fight with sorcery, but rather with punches and kicks like hooligans. However, the people from Dragon Tiger Mountain lived pampered lives, unlike the Mao Mountain Taoist masters who were wanderers and experienced fighters.
The heavenly masters from Dragon Tiger Mountain were utterly defeated.
“Zhen Yang Zi, you bastard! I didn’t expect that you’ll be fighting for real! Ow! Why did you pull my beard? That does it, to the death with you!”
Very soon, the heavenly masters of Dragon Tiger Mountain were all sprawled on the floor with bruised and swollen faces. It was a pathetic sight.
“Just you wait… you country bumpkins…”
The heavenly masters yelled weakly as they lay on the g
round.
The people who were tied up in the corner of the living room were stunned when they saw that. They briefly saw a ray of hope, but soon, they fell into the abyss of despair.
They did not expect that the villain was related to Mao Mountain.
‘Does that mean he’s not a villain, but a Mao Mountain disciple?’
They became more frustrated when they thought of that.
Tang Hao walked out of the mansion. The Taoist masters crowded around him when they saw him and greeted him eagerly.
“Good job, Fellow Cultivator Tang! I’ve always wanted to f*ck up that bunch of idiots from Dragon Tiger Mountain.”
“Don’t worry, Fellow Cultivator Tang. With Mao Mountain around, they won’t lay a finger on you!”
Tang Hao greeted each of the Mao Mountain Taoist masters.
“Hmph! Zhen Yang Zi, I didn’t expect that your Mao Mountain has been corrupted! How could you be friends with that villain?” The elderly heavenly master stood up and spoke indignantly.
“You must be itching for another fight!” Zhen Yang Zi mocked him. “We all know who Fellow Cultivator Tang is. He is a kind, friendly, and innocent youth. He is the paragon of justice and the future of our nation. You must be joking if you think that he’s a villain!”
The elderly heavenly master was shocked.
The other heavenly masters behind him were shocked, too.
“Hahaha!” They laughed out loud.
“A youth? Hahaha! I’m dying here! He’s definitely at least a century old, and you think that he’s a youth? You ought to have your eyes checked!”
The heavenly masters were doubled over. Their stomachs hurt because of the laughter.
Tang Hao rolled his eyes and said coldly, “Excuse me, I’m only nineteen years old this year! If you don’t believe me, here’s my ID. Take a look!”
The heavenly masters were going to laugh again, but when their jaws dropped when they saw Tang Hao’s identification card.
“Oh… Oh… Oh my god! This… this…”
Their eyes bulged, and they could not form a proper sentence.
That ‘villain’ was only nineteen years old!
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