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by Swan, T L


  I point to the gear stick on the steering wheel.

  His face screws up. “Is this even legal to have on the road?”

  I laugh. “Yes.”

  “Then get out. I’m driving.” He pulls me from the car, and I jump around to the passenger side and climb in.

  He gets in and goes through the gears with a look of sheer concentration on his face.

  Alan and I giggle at each other as we wait for him to work it out.

  “Okay, I’ve got this,” replies Jameson Miles, the control freak.

  “Let’s go,” I sing. “Toot the horn for Alan.”

  Jameson looks over at me deadpan, and I do a “toot the horn” signal that I used to do to passing trucks when I was a child.

  “Emily, I don’t know what that means, but it’s a surefire way to get thrown in the trunk.”

  Alan bursts out laughing again, and I bounce in the seat in excitement. “Bye, Alan,” I call. He waves.

  Jameson stops and calls to Alan through the open window. “Have your phone on. We’re going to need you to pick us up from the side of the road in approximately seventeen miles when we break down.”

  Alan and I laugh again, and as Alan waves, Jameson bunny hops the pickup out of the parking lot.

  We get to the security gates, and he’s too high and can’t swipe his card. “Fuck this piece of junk,” he mutters under his breath as he puts the car in park and gets out to open the gates. He swipes his card, and the gates slowly open. He jumps back in and revs the truck, and it bunny hops up the driveway to the sound of gears crunching.

  “Fuck.” He winces. “Who owns this piece of shit, anyway?” he asks as we pull out into the New York traffic.

  “Michael, Molly’s husband.”

  His eyes flick to me. “Isn’t that the fucking idiot who OD’d on Viagra, and you had to take him to the emergency room?”

  “That’s him.” I smile.

  “Figures,” he mutters as he drives. “Okay, where are we going?”

  I pull up my maps on my phone. “Okay . . . we need to get on the interstate.”

  He looks at me in question.

  “We’re going to High Point State Park, New Jersey.”

  “What?” He frowns. “What in the hell is there?”

  “Me.” I smile as I lean over and kiss the side of his face. “Nothing but me.”

  He smiles as he keeps his eyes on the road and slides his hand over to my thigh and gives it a squeeze. “Lucky you’re my favorite thing, then, isn’t it?”

  A huge beaming smile is plastered across my face. He’s actually doing this.

  “It sure is.” I lean over and begin to kiss him all over his cheek.

  He scrunches his face up. “Stop. It’s hard enough to drive Bitchy as it is.”

  “Her name is Bessie, not Bitchy.”

  He smirks. “We’ll see if she gets us home in one piece, shall we?”

  Two hours later, we see the sign into High Point State Park. There’s a dirt road, and Jameson looks over at me in question. “Is this it?”

  I shrug, suddenly feeling a little nervous. “Uh-huh.” I look around. “I think so.”

  I really need this weekend to work out; I want us to have fun and relax. Deep down I know that if Jay doesn’t get a handle on his stress from work, I may lose him anyway. His temper is not something I could live with long term.

  We turn off the main road and drive down the track. We both fall silent as we follow the trail. I study the map on my phone. “It says here to go right to the end of this road and then turn right.”

  “Okay,” he replies as the truck bounces around on the rough road. His eyes glance over to me. “Are you sure it’s down here?”

  I shrug. “That’s what it says here.”

  The trees are tall and are blocking out the last of the sun.

  “I saw a documentary made here once,” Jameson says as he concentrates on the road.

  “What was that?”

  “The Blair Witch Project,” he mutters dryly.

  I get the giggles as we go farther and farther into the forest. What the hell was I thinking? This is freaking even me out.

  We pass a campsite on the left as we go down the hill. There’s a small tent, and two teenage boys are sitting at an open campfire. I watch them as we pass. “They look like they’re having fun.” I smile.

  “They’re about to go into the tent and take turns fucking each other,” he mutters. “Only logical explanation as to why they would come out here.”

  I smirk. “Will you stop being so pessimistic? It’s three nights, and we get to be alone without anyone around.”

  He nods and then frowns as he thinks of something. “Where are the bathrooms?” His eyes flick to me. “We have our own bathroom, right?”

  “Well . . .” I pause.

  “Well, what?” he snaps. “I am not fucking staying anywhere without a bathroom, Emily.”

  “There are bathrooms.” I turn the phone map around as I try to locate where they are from our tent. “Ah yes, here they are. Just a short trek.”

  “A trek?” His eyes flick anxiously to me. “Define trek.”

  Oh man, it’s a long trek, but I won’t tell him that just yet. He’s likely to turn around. “It’s close—don’t worry,” I lie.

  We get to the bottom of the hill, and the road goes into a fork. A lake is straight ahead, and the sunlight is just beginning to fade. I smile in excitement. “Turn right.” He carefully turns right, and we go along a little bit. “Should be just up here.”

  “Where?” He frowns.

  “Just park anywhere.”

  “What do you mean?” His eyes come over to me.

  “We just set up where we want.”

  “What, like”—he screws up his face as he looks around—“on the dirt?”

  I laugh. “Were you expecting oak parquetry floor?”

  He rolls his eyes and parks the truck, and I get out and walk up and down the water’s edge. “What are you doing?” he asks.

  “Looking for a good spot to set up. It needs to be high and flat.”

  “Why high?” he asks as he starts to look around.

  “In case it rains.”

  His eyes come to me in horror. “Don’t even say that.”

  “Quick, we have to get a move on.”

  “Why?”

  “It’s getting dark. We’re running out of sunlight.”

  He looks up at the sky. “Do we have lighting?”

  “We have a flashlight and two of those little headlight things that strap on our heads.”

  “Good grief,” he snaps as he begins to throw the things out of the back with urgency. “I’m not wearing a fucking strap-on headlight in this stupid man-versus-wild experiment. It’s bad enough when I can see.”

  I laugh as I grab the tent in its bag and begin to unpack it. I hand him the broom. “Sweep the dirt.”

  He looks at me, completely lost. “What?”

  “Sweep the dirt—clear a patch for us. No sticks or anything can be under the tent.”

  “Sweep the dirt,” he repeats.

  “Yes, Jameson. Hurry up, or you will be doing it in the dark.”

  “Jesus Christ . . . now I’ve heard it all,” he mutters as he begins to sweep a patch of dirt to clear it. “Who sweeps fucking dirt?”

  “Campers.” I smirk as I open the instructions, and then my face falls. The instructions look like they’re to build a nuclear reactor. Oh jeez, Molly said it was easy to put up.

  Okay . . . whatever. It will be fine. I inwardly begin to panic. We are not going home.

  I spread the tent out, and I hear a slap. “Ow.”

  I keep concentrating as I get the poles out of their bag.

  I hear another slap. “What the hell?” he cries.

  “What?”

  “These bugs are from Jurassic Park.” He swings his arms around to get them off him. “No bugs are this big.”

  I go back to my instructions. Okay, so it says here tha
t this pole goes into this . . .

  “Ahh,” he cries as he slaps his arm. “I’m getting fucking malaria over here, Emily.”

  I roll my eyes. “Stop being a baby.” I put the pole into the correct place. “Can you grab the corner and stretch it out, please?”

  He swings his arms around and goes and gets the corner of the tent and stretches it out. The sun is just setting. “Step back a little farther,” I say.

  He slaps his legs. “Fuck off,” he whispers as he swings his arms around, trying to swat whatever it is he’s swatting.

  “Step back farther.”

  He walks backward and trips over a rock and falls into a bush. “Ah,” he cries.

  “Oh.” I burst out laughing and run to help him up.

  “What kind of fucking lunatic does this for fun?” he splutters as he climbs out of the bush.

  “We do.” I laugh.

  “This isn’t fun, Emily,” he huffs as he brushes the dirt off him. “This is a living hell in a hydroponic mutated-bug breeding zone.” Something bites him again, and he slaps his neck. “Fuck off,” he whispers to the bug.

  “For God’s sake, get the bug spray, princess. It’s in the bag of supplies in the truck.”

  “We have bug spray?” He looks at me deadpan. “Now you fucking tell me, after I’ve lost four pints of blood already.”

  He storms to the truck, and I hear the spray can go . . . and go . . . and go . . . and go.

  “Are you saving any for me?” I call.

  “This is man versus wild, and every man is for himself. Don’t you watch Survivor? I’m voting you off the island tonight,” he calls before launching into a coughing attack and waving the air in front of him. “What the hell is in this stuff, anyway?”

  “Poison.” I widen my eyes. “To kill the bugs.”

  He storms back over. “Hurry up with the tent,” he demands. “What’s taking so long?”

  “You put it up if you’re so perfect,” I snap.

  “Fine.” He snatches the directions from me and stares at them for a moment as his eyes flick to the outstretched tent. He turns the paper around and twists his head. “Well, this all makes perfect sense now.”

  “It does?” I frown. “I couldn’t work it out at all.”

  “This isn’t directions to put up a tent—this is a map for an escape from Alcatraz.”

  I burst out laughing.

  “What’s funny?” he barks. “Nothing about this situation is funny, Emily.”

  He turns the page and then turns it again and then again. We both frown as we stare at it. “Okay, I see now.”

  “You do?” I ask hopefully.

  “No. I don’t. We find a hotel.”

  “Jameson,” I plead. “I wanted to do something with you that you’ve never done with an ex-girlfriend. I just wanted us to do this first together. Will you just humor me, please?”

  He exhales heavily.

  I take his hands in mine. “I know this isn’t what you’re used to, but I wanted to take you out of your comfort zone. I really want to do this—it’s important to me. This is how uncomfortable I feel in your fancy apartment.”

  “Not possible.” His eyes hold mine, and then he exhales in defeat. “Fine.” He begins to study the directions again; the light is fading, and he’s squinting to see.

  I go to the supply box and take out the two headlights and put one on his head and then my own. I switch them on.

  He looks up at me deadpan.

  I put my hand over my mouth as I get the giggles, and he continues reading the directions.

  “Okay, it says the poles are in a separate bag,” he says.

  “Got them.”

  “And we need to peg out the corners.”

  “Already done it.” I rub my hand down his back and onto his behind. He swats me away.

  “We need to put the poles in the end and hoist them up.”

  “Okay.” I lean up to kiss him.

  “Emily.” He looks at me, and the flashlight strapped to his forehead shines in my eyes. “I smell like a toxic dumping ground of bug poison, and I have never felt so unsexy in my entire life. I wouldn’t be surprised if my dick has been poisoned off like a weed.”

  I burst out laughing. “You could never be unsexy to me, and your dick is more of a tree than a weed.”

  He raises his eyebrow, unimpressed.

  I get the uncontrollable giggles. He really does look ridiculous. I want to take a photo for Alan, but I know he would go postal. He’s teetering on the edge here.

  “Okay, let’s just get in and do it, and then we can pump up the bed.” I smile.

  His face falls. “We have to pump up a bed?”

  “No. You have to blow it up with your mouth,” I tease.

  He throws the directions in the air. “That’s it—I’m out.”

  I burst out laughing. “No, you don’t. I’m only teasing. We have a pump.”

  He puts his hand on his hips and stares at me for a moment.

  “Jameson.” I smile softly. “This weekend is symbolic in our relationship. You’re expecting me to give up everything I know to live in a world that’s completely foreign to me.”

  He stares at me.

  “I’m just asking you for three days.” I bounce on the spot. “Please. Can you just do this . . . for me?”

  He pinches the bridge of his nose, and I know I’ve nearly got him. I lean up and kiss his big lips. “I’ll make it up to you. I promise.”

  “Fine,” he snaps as he bends and picks the directions up and begins to reread them. “Get me the longest pole.”

  Two hours later, the tent is finally up. The bed is ready, and I put out two fold-up chairs. “Come sit with me.” I smile as I open a bottle of red wine.

  He sits down beside me, and I pass him his glass. I brought two wineglasses. I knew if I tried to make him drink out of a plastic cup, it would have been all over.

  He sits in his cheap fold-up chair and takes his glass from me, and I smile and raise mine to him. “To a successful escape from Alcatraz.”

  He smirks and takes a sip and looks around at the darkness. “Okay, so what do we do now?”

  “This is it.”

  “This is it?” He frowns.

  “Yeah . . . you just sit here.”

  “And do what?”

  “Relax.”

  “Oh.” He looks around at the dark forest and sips his wine, and I bite my bottom lip to stop myself from laughing. It’s completely dark now, and the forest is beginning to come alive with animals. Echoes can be heard in the distance.

  He’s in complete freak-out mode inside and holding it in. He tips his head back and drains his glass and holds it out for an immediate refill.

  “What are you doing?”

  “I’m getting plastered so I don’t remember getting eaten by a bear.” He shakes his head. “It’s the only way.”

  I laugh. “This is completely safe, Jameson.”

  He widens his eyes. “That’s what Daniel said right before he went missing.”

  “Who’s Daniel?”

  “Blair Witch Daniel . . . ever watched it?” he mutters dryly as he looks around.

  “No.” I smirk.

  “Probably best you don’t.” He looks around at the forest. “Hauntingly familiar.”

  I laugh as I get up. “I’m going to the bathroom.”

  “What?” He stands in a rush. “Where’s that?”

  “Up the trail.”

  His face falls. “You can’t walk up there alone. It’s dangerous.”

  “No. I’m not. You’re coming with me.”

  “What?” He frowns.

  “Come on, Jay.”

  “No, we are not leaving the campsite. I don’t want to be walking around.”

  I smile as I look down at the lake. The moonlight is dancing across the water. “All right.” I stand and take my shirt off and then slide my panties down.

  “What are you doing?”

  “I’m going skinny-dipping.”


  “What?” His eyes flick to the black water. “No . . . no you’re not. I forbid it.”

  I take off my bra and throw it over his head, and he snatches it away.

  “Emily.”

  I kick my panties off.

  “Have you gone completely fucking crazy?” he whispers.

  “Maybe.”

  He looks around. “Anybody could be watching.”

  I smile and run to the water’s edge. “You coming in, chicken?” I wade thigh high into the water.

  “Are you fucking insane?” he cries from the water’s edge.

  I splash water his way. “Get in, yellowbelly.”

  He runs his hands through his hair in a complete panic. “Emily, this is not safe.”

  “This is a lot safer than New York, Jay. Come on . . . live a little.”

  He looks left, and then he looks right as he clenches his hands at his sides.

  “Jay, come on, baby.” I smile as I lower myself into the water. “I’ll protect you.”

  He closes his eyes. He wants to come in—I know he does.

  “Come on.” I laugh as I swim. “The water is beautiful.”

  With a shake of his head, he takes his shirt off and throws it to the side. I laugh as I float on my back. He begins to wade into the water.

  “Take your shorts off.”

  “No way in hell am I offering my dick as live bait for a fucking eel,” he barks.

  He wades to me and takes me into his arms. The water is cold and fresh, and I wrap my arms around his neck.

  The moonlight is beaming off the water, and he smiles as he kisses me gently. “You’re crazy, Emily Foster.”

  “And I love you.” I smile up at him. This does feel crazy . . . crazy good.

  “You better.” His lips dust mine.

  I wrap my legs around his waist as I feel my arousal wake from its slumber. Our kiss turns passionate. “I think we need to christen the lake,” I whisper up at him.

  “You’re a complete sex maniac.”

  I smile as I kiss him and pull his shorts down a little. “We’ve already established this. Now fuck me, Lake Boy, before your wiener gets eaten, and I don’t mean by me.”

  He smirks against my lips as he grabs my behind. “Shut up. You’re wrecking it.”

  Drop.

  Drop.

  Drop, drop. From my deep slumber, I hear rain as it sprinkles onto the tent.

  Drop, drop, drop. It gets heavier.

 

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