He said, “Language.”
She broke out that smile at last, the one that changed everything, like a light switch flicking on inside her.
She let her hair fall, and once again she was Vera, somber heiress to a middling trust fund. “All right, all right. You need my help. With what?”
He presented the Boeing Black smartphone on his palm. “I’ve mirrored the agent’s phone,” he said. “Using a Stingray.”
Joey stepped forward and pinched his cheek. “Look at you, all grown up.”
“Joey.”
“Okay, okay.”
“I need to get into the Secret Service databases.”
She bit her lip. “To kill the president.”
“Yes.”
“Who wanted to kill me.”
“Yes.”
Joey said, “Okay.”
“The problem is, all Secret Service computers are air-gapped on a private secure network. No connection to the Internet or the outside world. Which means no way to get in.”
“Certainly not for a lesser brain like yours. You know how hard it is to keep an entire network hermetically sealed? Ask the DoD—they squirted epoxy into the USB ports of a hundred thousand PCs in the Pentagon to try’n block flash-drive exfiltration.” Joey plucked the phone from his hand. “Leave it to the trained professional.”
They were standing close, and she was looking up at him and he down at her. She wound her hand into a fist around the phone, and then she leaned into him, hard, and it took a moment for him to catch up to the fact that she was hugging him.
He could feel the heat of her through his shirt, her hair soft and thick against his chin. He patted her shoulder, breathed in the scent of her—sweat and citrus—and realized with equal parts alarm and concern that she owned a small piece of him.
A brisk knock at the door startled them apart, and then the door opened and a portly man with ruddy cheeks and round eyeglasses entered. He wore a uniform with a nameplate that read CALVIN BLICKENSDERFER, SCHOOL PORTER.
“I’m sorry, Ms. Vera. I was checking in to tell Ms. Sara that the offensive graffiti on her locker has been removed.” He cleared this throat. “And this is your…?”
“Uncle,” Joey said at the precise instant that Evan said, “Cousin.”
The porter gave a confused smile to fill the silence.
“My Uncle-Cousin,” Joey said. “You know. It’s weird, with my parents, the accident—some distant relatives have stepped up.”
“Oh,” the porter said, brightening, swinging his focus to Evan. “You came to fill in for the father-daughter dance? How thoughtful!”
Evan felt the blood leave his face, saw the points of Joey’s jaw flex as she clamped her teeth.
He said, “Um…”
“The welcome reception for all parents kicks off in”—the porter consulted his polished silver watch, which no doubt kept exemplary Swiss time—“twenty-three minutes. I’ll make sure seats are held. You’d best hurry and get ready.”
“Yeah,” Joey said. “Great.”
The porter gave another twinkly grin and withdrew, easing the door shut so it barely clicked in the frame.
Evan said, “Fuck.”
Joey regarded him flatly. “Language.”
26
Celebrating Individual Strengths
Evan and Joey sat in the rear of the dark auditorium as the PowerPoint continued, urged glacially onward by a matronly headmistress who seemed intent on reading every last bullet point.
“—our philosophy of fostering community while celebrating individual strengths.”
Evan leaned over. “Is this really what school is like?”
Joey rolled her eyes over to him. “She’s gonna say ‘climate.’ Wait for it.”
A mother in flaking maroon lipstick and a mink stole turned around to hush them. Her kid shrugged apologetically at Joey.
Onstage the headmistress raised her remote control and another slide appeared: Diverse Kids Playing Frisbee in Quad.
“We seek to provide a climate that focuses on the individual student’s interests, abilities, and educational goals.”
Joey muttered, “Nailed it.”
Evan had once sat a sniper post in a tree in Sierra Leone for fifteen hours without moving. He’d lain in wait beneath a bridge in Kirkuk, sipping from a CamelBak, eating protein bars, and pissing on the same spot on the wall for three days.
But this? This was actually going to kill him.
Not that the preceding twenty-three minutes and change had been any easier. On the way over, they’d run a gauntlet of teachers and administrators, each one stopping Evan to tell him what a wonderfully well-behaved student Vera was.
Now the headmistress was talking about mission statements and institutional values, pacing the stage like a charisma-challenged stand-up.
“How much longer?” Evan whispered, keeping his voice even lower so as not to draw the wrath of übermom in the row ahead.
Joey slid out of her seat and crooked a finger for him to follow. They moved in stealth mode out of the auditorium and into the corridor.
He hustled to keep up with her. He was still adjusting to seeing her wearing the school uniform—white polo, navy blue slacks, navy blue sweater, saddle shoes—rather than torn jeans and a loose flannel.
They turned the corner, running smack into an austere gentleman in a no-shit three-piece suit. He was lanky and tall enough to regard them down the length of his nose. “Vera, what are you doing out here? The itinerary’s very specific about—”
“I’m really sorry, Dean Anders.” Joey bent her knees slightly inward. “It’s just—I need to get to the bathroom. Girl problems, you know.”
The dean and Evan stiffened in uncomfortable tandem.
“Okay,” the dean said. “And this is your—?”
“Cousin-uncle,” Evan said, recovering and shaking the dean’s bony hand. “It’s nice to meet you, sir. Vera was in some pain from, you know … cramps, so I thought I’d see her to the bathroom.”
“Very well,” the dean said. “Hurry back.”
Evan wondered what kind of upbringing a person had to have to say “very well.”
The dean coasted past them on an effluvium of aftershave. As the sound of his loafers clicked away, Joey’s posture transformed and she grabbed Evan’s arm. “Move it.”
They cut up another corridor and paused before a locked door, Joey fishing a thin tension wrench and a hook pick from somewhere in her hair. She was through the dead bolt in seconds, and they were inside. She closed the door behind them and relocked it.
The windowless computer lab hummed with electricity from the monitors, a few dozen screen savers projecting patterns onto the walls. The room held the hot-metal scent of outlets working overtime.
“You’re looking at my own personal robot army,” she said. “After hours I reconfigured the network and code for all these stations to make it a compute cluster and harness all the computing power in the lab. Of course no one’s figured it out yet ’cuz, you know, I’m me.”
She sat down at a station, slid a keyboard into her lap, and then her hands did that thing that made her look like a piano maestro playing Rachmaninoff in double time.
“I’ve been working on a chipset designed just for deep learning,” she said. “I wrote a program that uses machine learning to, like, self-teach, self-improve, and ferret out data I don’t even know is relevant. It’s not rule-based—it’s all analytics of Big Data now, ya know, scrutinizing massive sets of unstructured data to discover previously unknown connections. Like if someone searches for mouthwash effectiveness, it doesn’t mean their next move is ordering Scope from Amazon, it means they make an OpenTable reservation for a date. Get it?”
“Not really.”
“Basically, I’m a warlock.”
“Copy that.”
Various windows proliferated on-screen—internal school documents, transcripts, confidential bank records, the search history and other documents pertaining
to a male student named Matteo. Evan pointed to the raft of data about the handsome senior. “What’s that?”
“That is a fucking rapist. No—to call him a fucking rapist is too flattering. He’s an aspiring necrophiliac molester of unconscious underage girls. But that takes too long to say. So: ‘fucking rapist.’ I’m gonna scorched-earth his ass. And destroy his family, too, while I’m at it. Seems his old man’s tangled up in some insider trading, and let’s just say CONSOB’s gonna get an anonymous e-mail with attachments—”
“Joey.”
“Sorry. It’s just … cyberworld’s so much more interesting than meatworld.”
“Meatworld?”
Ignoring him, she plugged the Boeing Black smartphone into an ATX tower. “Okay, what’s your plan?”
“My plan?” Evan said. “My plan is to ask you what to do.”
She grimaced at him. Then scanned the screen. Did some clicky things. Grimaced again. “As I suspected, the Secret Service network isn’t totally air-gapped.”
“How can you tell that?”
“Because your girl”—a squint at the screen—“Agent Naomi Templeton, she logged in to her e-mail once through an encrypted program from a work computer.”
“So—”
“Don’t talk.” Joey pinched the bridge of her nose, squeezed her eyes shut for a moment. “Okay. Here’s what we’re gonna do. We’re gonna infect the Secret Service’s private secure network with a corrupt Windows update and let their secure update server pass it around their net. We make them infect themselves.”
“And you’ll do that how?”
She tore off her sweater impatiently and hiked her sleeves over her deltoids. “We’re gonna get a sploit payload in through this broad’s e-mail. We log in as her, put the bad payload in a PDF doc attachment, send it to herself, then modify it so it’s, like, hidden inside the icon for a JPEG file. The next time she logs in on the secure network, my tiny little sploit execution engine uses that hidden code and actively modifies the private Windows update server with a series of corrupted patches. At the next update push—and they usually push at least biweekly on setups like this—it’ll automatically install our modified patches to all the computers inside the private secure network. Once that goes down, my recon code’ll probe around for a way through the outbound firewalls to find the Internet. It just takes one touch to the outside. Then we use, like, a hidden reverse SSH backdoor for you to get in at will and see whatever data you need. After that, all you have to do is sit on your ass, drink vodka, and watch the monitors. Got it?”
“I understood the sit-on-my-ass-and-drink-vodka part.”
“You should pay attention. This is some wicked shit. Crumbling-kingdoms kinda shit.”
Her hands moved in a blur, and more stuff happened on-screen. He watched with wonderment, feeling something akin to pride. For a time the only sound was the hammering of the keyboard.
Then Joey said, “These rich kids suck. When can I come back to L.A.?”
She kept her eyes on the monitor, her fingers never slowing.
He hesitated.
“Not to live with you,” she added, still typing. “I mean, that’d be a nightmare. But when?”
“If this mission goes well, it’ll be safer for you. We can talk about it then.”
The scrolling code reflected in her striking emerald eyes. “Is it gonna go well?”
He thought about it. “I don’t know. I’ve never tried anything like this.”
“Just don’t die,” she said. “I mean, that’d suck. Promise?”
He considered the odds, knew better than to answer. Instead he removed a burner satphone from his pocket and set it down on the mouse pad. “If we need to be in touch about the code.”
Her eyes flicked over for a split second to take in the device. “Wow. This is great. Did you get it from 1985? Lemme guess—the Beverly Hills Cop lent it to you?”
Evan sighed. “You’d prefer we communicate through a draft file of an unsent e-mail?”
“Uh, yeah.”
“I’ll get you my account and password.”
“Thanks, Kojak. And if we need to talk, I’ll figure out an actual secure line.” She logged out and stood abruptly, the chair flying out from under her like something scared. “Let’s go.”
Again he hustled to keep up with her. In the corridor she used her lock-picking tools to reseat the dead bolt. Then she hurried up the hall, tugging down her sleeves and slinging her sweater back on an instant before a young teacher backed out of a classroom in front of them, cradling an armload of files against her chest.
“Vera!”
“Hi, Ms. Bosch. We’re just—This is my uncle-cousin. We’re hurrying to make the end of the reception.”
The teacher brightened. “Nice to meet you. Your cousin is a wonderfully—”
“Well-behaved student,” Evan said, pumping her hand. “Yes, thank you.”
Minutes later Joey and Evan slipped back into their seats in the rear of the auditorium. The headmistress remained onstage facing the massive projection screen, arms crossed, wearing a beatific expression as she regarded a video showcasing the students’ academic and athletic accomplishments.
Students jumped show horses, flung lacrosse balls, slide-tackled on lush pitches. A saccharine lily scent of perfume wafted off the woman with the mink stole. Evan was considering dozing off when the presentation suddenly fizzled out, the screen turned to static.
A blip of pure black.
A gritty sketch of the see-no-, hear-no-, speak-no-evil monkeys appeared briefly, a hacker’s signature.
And then footage came up, low light, angled across a desk. A hijacked recording from a student’s laptop webcam? A student—Matteo—sat facing the lens, staring at the invisible screen of his laptop intently.
A parent gasped.
It took a moment for Evan to assemble the imagery in his head: Matteo’s contorted face, the grunts and groans emanating from his laptop, his hand pumping hard just below the sight line of the camera.
Suddenly there was pandemonium. People shouting, administrators rushing the stage, a swarm-of-bees hum of student voices. Someone tripped over a power cord, and the projection slid off kilter, mercifully before Matteo concluded. A mother—presumably Matteo’s—was sobbing, and then the lights went out altogether. The sounds of a mini-stampede to the aisles filled the dark auditorium.
The headmistress’s voice, sharper than before, cut through the darkness. “Please stay calm. We’re going to … um, perhaps … Can I get … can I get campus security up here? Going to cancel the scheduled … the father-daughter dance until we can get a handle on just exactly … So inappropriate.… We’re very sorry. Security, please?… Maybe just—”
Evan and Joey remained in their chairs, watching the swirling chaos before them, shadows in the darkness.
He looked across at her. “Next semester?”
Joey smirked. “Sure thing, Pops.”
She held out her fist, and he bumped it.
He was gone before the lights came back up.
27
The Good Guys
When Orphan A at last gave in and shaved his beard, the skin beneath was speckled with red nicks. He’d worked the comb too hard. He moisturized his face with coconut-hibiscus lotion from a sample tube by the sink.
What a weird fucking world.
He wandered out into the hotel room proper. On the bed lay a high-resolution photograph he’d taken of the federal prosecutor after he’d neutralized her. Proof of death.
He flipped over the photograph and stared up at the watercolor windsurfer framed above the headboard. Braced with Hemingwayesque determination, the painted figure was breaking through the frothy cap of a wave, long hair slicked back across one cheek.
Holt wondered what emotion that was intended to evoke in guests staying at a midrange hotel near Dupont Circle. That there was a big, adventurous world out there ripe for the taking? That by traveling to D.C. you were embarking on one such adventure
? Or maybe it wasn’t anything like that at all. Maybe the colors and pattern had been focus-grouped and found to be soothing.
He stared a bit longer at the painting and wondered what emotion it evoked in him. All he felt was a sense of disconnection, of being unplugged from the world of sentiments that everyone else seemingly drew power from.
At his feet were two Pelican cases, and inside those were various handguns, frag grenades, body armor, and a half dozen FN P90s, courtesy of the Secret Service’s own White House armory. Designed in the eighties to penetrate Soviet titanium body armor, P90s took a 5.7 proprietary pistol cartridge, fifty rounds per mag. But that wasn’t what made them special. What made them special was that each FN P90 stored its rounds horizontally alongside the barrel, which meant no mag sticking down out of the body. That made it half the size of most personal-defense weapons, a nice short Star Wars–looking motherfucker that gave so little kick that a reasonably strong woman could fire it one-handed.
It was totally ambidextrous, geared for unusual shooting positions, great for close quarters—in a car, a hallway, the cab of an elevator. The brass ejected straight down, which meant no hot casings flying around, pinging off your neck, landing in your shirt collar.
Considerations like this governed him. It seemed that living with them for so long had made hibiscus-coconut lotion and painted windsurfers less alluring.
Maybe that’s what being an Orphan did, pressed the life force out of you until you were cold-blooded and slick-scaled, a creature bent to a single design.
A double rap came at the door. A pause. Another double rap.
Not room service.
He said, “Unlocked.”
The door opened, and the Brothers Sound and Fury entered, stooping to duck beneath the frame. Pasty and hulking, they wore leather biker vests with the sleeves cut off, white-supremacist ink cluttering up their visible skin.
The Collins boys stood shoulder to shoulder, Wade tugging at his bushy Abe Lincoln chinstrap beard, Ricky’s mouth bunched up so his face looked like a fist.
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