What are you telling my girlfriend, Saturnyx?
“Oh, shit.” Yeah, a terrible mistake.
“You,” Tava finally said. “And her!”
Worst freaking mistake of my life. Out loud: “Yes.”
“Oh.”
Hawke didn’t know what to say. ‘I’m sorry’ or ‘It was a mistake’ would not only be horribly unfair to Saturnyx, it would be a lie. He wasn’t sorry. He had loved every minute of it, and he only had second thoughts afterwards. Guess we can try to be friends, he thought as he waited for Tava to say something.
“I must be your first.”
He’d expected a few choice words, but those weren’t it. “First what?”
“Wife. I must be your first wife. Saturnyx would be a terrible first wife. She agrees, by the say.”
“You are a lovely spirit,” Tava told her. “And so beautiful. Your tale moved me, and I would be honored to call you my friend. Fierce in war and in love, like the heroine of a song!”
You showed her…
Tava smiled at him. “We might be getting ahead of ourselves, since you haven’t proposed yet, my darling Paladin. But I do hope we are betrothed soon.” Her voice dropped into a sensual whisper as she leaned against him and kissed his lips. “I have not had a lover before, and I can see, from what Saturnyx has shown me, that I have a lot to learn.”
“I see.”
Was this Heaven or Hell? He’d find out.
Forty-Three
The Woodling attack came right on schedule.
The rest of the night had passed peacefully. Thanks to Saturnyx, Hawke and Tava could speak telepathically, which was a godsend, particularly when it came to discussing marriage customs in Gallia Nova. Polygamy was a thing, legally speaking. It wasn’t common – large households were expensive to maintain, and not that many women wanted to be in second or third place – but it wasn’t forbidden. The legalities were complicated, but they boiled down to the first wife having the most rights and biggest share of any inheritance, with her children having priority as well. Polyandry existed as well, although that was even less common, usually the sort of thing noble widows did. In their case, only the first husband had any rights; the others got very few privileges and didn’t inherit, although all their children were treated equally. There were also legal rules for concubines and mistresses. They had rights and obligations as well, but fewer than a spouse.
The locals had a joke about it: ‘Two husbands, four times as much. Two wives, eight times.’
Eight times as much what? Hawke had asked.
Eight times as much of everything, Tava had answered through Saturnyx. Eight times as much joy and pain, sorrow and peace, pleasure and strife.
“Well, at least they don’t sugarcoat things around here,” he muttered to himself the next day.
After leaving the campsite, the group had continued to follow the Legion’s Highway as it wound its way northeast. A day later, as Kinto had told the group, the road began to show signs of decay, growing worse the further away they got from Orom. From the looks of it, there wasn’t enough trade between the town and the big city to justify paying for the road’s upkeep. Five days to reach the nearest other town did seem like a lot, although Hawke wasn’t sure. That was the sort of thing he usually snoozed through during history class.
Hawke nodded and kept his eyes flickering back and forth between both sides of the road, as well as casting a few glances to the rear. Sections of the ditch were filled with dirt or even covered by undergrowth, and entire stretches of road had been washed away by seasonal floods. Their pace slowed down as they maneuvered through obstacles: a pond that filled a dip in the road, an overgrown stretch that would turn into part of the surrounding woods in the not-too-distant future, and, finally, a large log that blocked the road.
“That wasn’t there the last time I passed by,” Kinto said, looking around suspiciously. He spotted something and shouted. “Ambush!”
Hawke drew his blades and looked for a target on the left side of the road while he started casting Hammer of Light, cursing himself for not having his defensive buffs up. He’d thought about constantly maintaining them the next day, thinking they would be safe until then. He hoped his laziness wouldn’t cost him.
Off to the right, Hawke heard Tava’s bow go twang as it sent a shaft downrange. He couldn’t look in that direction, however, because a couple of bushes off the side of the road rose up, revealing they were a lot more than bushes, and shot their bows at him. The critters looked like children-sized people with pale brown bark covering their slender bodies and leaves instead of hair. His True Sight identified them:
Woodling (Minor Fae)
Level 4 Hunter
Health 60 Mana 30/40 Endurance 60
One arrow missed him clean. The other struck his arm and exploded in a flash of green light. Even though the arrowhead didn’t penetrate his plate armor, he still took five points of damage. He threw the energy hammer at the closest critter and landed a 52-point hit, enough to make it yelp in pain without killing it. Two others jumped from behind cover and sent more shafts hissing towards him. Hawke found himself missing his shield; he batted one of the arrows away with a swift swing of his left sword, but got hit a second time. Once again, the arrow itself did no damage but whatever magic caused it to explode did. Three points this time. Not a lot, but it was going to add up.
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