by Alex Parsons
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Ebook Edition © February ISBN: 9780008191436
Version: 2016-02-24
Contents
Cover
Title Page
Copyright
Message to Readers
The Verrocchio Workshop, Florence, 1470
Florence, 1471
Florence, 1472
Florence, Winter 1475
Florence, 1476
Florence, January 1477
Florence, Spring 1477
Florence, Winter 1478
Florence, 30th December 1479
Florence, Spring 1480
Florence, 1481
Florence, 1482
Milan, 1483
Milan, April 1483
Milan, 1485
Milan, 1488
Milan, 1489
Milan, 1490
Milan, April 1490
Milan, 1491
Milan, 1492
Milan, December, 1493
Milan, November, 1494
Milan, 1495
Milan, January, 1496
Milan, Spring, 1497
Milan, January, 1498
Milan, Winter, 1499
Milan, October, 1499
Venice, December, 1499
Florence, 24th April, 1500
Florence, 1501
Florence, December 1501
Rome, 1502
Imola (near Bologna), 1503
Pisa, March 1503
Florence, October 1503
Florence, November 1503
Florence, 1504
Florence, June 1505
Florence, August 1505
Florence, December 1505
Milan, May 1506
Milan, June 1506
Florence, 1508
Milan, 1508
Florence, September 1508
Florence, 1509
Milan, 1510
Milan, 1511
Milan, June 1512
Rome, December 1513
Rome, 1513
Rome, 1514
Rome, 1515
Rome, March 1516
Château de Cloux, Amboise, Northern France, April 1516
Amboise, October 1517
Amboise, May 2, 1519
Publisher’s Addendum
About the Publisher
Message to Readers
Luigi Cannelloni’s story of life among the Colourful Set in Renaissance Italy has been sniffed at by art historians ever since his tatty notebook was discovered in an antique terracotta pot used as an umbrella stand at Leonardo’s, an aptly named Italian restaurant somewhere in London.
Professor Spottafake, an eminent art historian, had the cheek to question the possibility of an early 16th century Italian manuscript turning up in a late 20th century pasta joint. After a few glasses of Chianti, he dismissed the ‘Diary’ as the drunken ramblings of someone waiting too long for an order of Spaghetti Bolognese.
But it takes an expert in more than art history to tell the difference between age spots and gravy stains, and this is where one of Leonardo’s regular customers, Alex Parsons, comes in.
Thanks to Ms Parsons, we can all now enjoy the authentic flavour of 16th century Italy, and dine out on delicious, mouth-watering tales of flaking frescos, power-crazy popes, pushy patrons and that genius who was Leonardo da Vinci.
The Verrocchio Workshop, Florence, 1470
Mamma mia! The work, the backbreaking work! My friend Paolo got himself apprenticed to a baker. The hours! The heat! The flour! The customers! It was a terrible warning. Me? When a job was advertised in an artists’ workshop, I pictured an easy life.
“Luigi Cannelloni,” I said to myself (because that is my name), “what a cushy number! All you’re gonna have to do is waft around looking arty, clean a few paintbrushes, help the gorgeous models off with their clothes, serve wine and cakes to the customers and sweep the place up a bit when they’ve all gone home.” How wrong can you be?
Signore Verrocchio, The Master, is my boss. He is actually the most important artist working in Florence. The trouble with him is that there isn’t any commission* he’ll turn down – he’ll work for anyone.
If one of the Medici family (they’re the ruling family of Florence, so you don’t mess with them) take it into their heads to order a sculpture of a full-sized man on a horse, “No problema!” says The Master. “I’ll send the boy to pick up ten tons of bronze.”
If they want their ceilings painted with God and all his angels, “No problema! I’ll send the boy round to put up the scaffolding.”
If they want a marble statue for their uncle’s tomb, “No problema! I’ll send the boy up to the quarry to hack out half a mountain and run home with it on his back.”
We have lots of artists in this workshop, but only one genius. Even The Master admits to this. The genius’s name is Leonardo da Vinci.
He’s quite different from the other artists here. I mean obviously they can all draw and stuff like that, and they can all paint, but when Leonardo paints or draws someone, you get the feeling the figure is alive, as if the skin is warm to the touch and that you know who they are.
Take the other day. The Master’s been working on this painting of the Baptism of Christ and he wanted the figure of an angel in there, so not being particularly good at painting angels, he asked Leonardo to paint one in.
Bravissimo! Leonardo’s painting was like a real angel – so beautiful that it made the other figures look very flat and ordinary.
Surprise, surprise! The Master has announced that he will be concentrating on the sculpture side of the business, and is leaving the painted works to other artists in the group. I wonder why?
Florence, 1471
Florence is a very interesting place to live. We have our own currency*, the gold Florin, which is valid the world over, or so I am told. We have our own rulers, the powerful Medici family who made their fortune out of banking and inventing accountancy. As a result they have their own palazzo**, which is built four-square around a courtyard. The outside has only ten windows, is rather forbidding, and looks like a military fortress.
Now why would a family with money coming out of their orecchie * live in such a place? Well, this is probably why they are the richest and most powerful family in these parts. They built it this way so that we poor humble citizens wouldn’t pass by every day and hate them for being rich.
But I have been inside, delivering sculptures and paintings, and I can tell you, their wealth is knee-buckling.
> Florence, 1472
The young Leonardo is not just a painter of pretty faces. He wants to know how everything works and then make it work better. Take the dome of Florence Cathedral, for example. The workshop has a commission to sculpt a golden sphere to fit right on top of the cathedral dome.
Instead of spending time sculpting in the workshop, Leonardo is poring over the plans of the cathedral with the architect Brunelleschi. He’s made hundreds of drawings of the cranes being used to hoist up the stones. His sketchbooks are full of gears, axles, rollers and pivots. I think he’d rather be an engineer than an artist.
Leonardo also spends a lot of time gazing at a fresco* in the Church of Santa Maria Novella. All the painters in our Workshop have an opinion about this painting of The Trinity. The artist, Masaccio, drew the vaulted ceiling in the background using mathematics, not guesswork like the rest of us. It’s spooky because it makes everything look so real.
This may well be the way art is going. Artists today are talking about being real and using real models and all that kind of stuff. It’s the fashion to sniff at the artists of the past and put them down as primitive decorators. I can sniff with the best of them.
Florence, Winter 1475
Leonardo and I went out for a drink after work the other day and I got to know our resident genius a bit better. He was born in Anchiano, a little village near Vinci. His mother, whom he has never met (to speak to, I mean), was a peasant girl called Caterina. His papa is Piero da Vinci, a successful lawyer who works here in Florence. Obviously Papa da Vinci is a bit of a ladies’ man as Leonardo’s already had four step-mothers, all of them lavishing love and attention on him, so he’s a bit of a Momma’s boy four times over.
Leonardo’s a very charming bloke, no doubt about it. Easy to talk to, and generous too. And he certainly stands out from the crowd. Everyone else wanders around town in long beige robes, but not Leonardo. He wears short velvet doublets* and bright blue tights, a very colourful chap. He doesn’t seem to have much interest in girls, which is a bit odd. I found myself mentioning my wife Giulia rather a lot and banging my tankard about in a manly way.
Florence, 1476
Have I got a problem! Leonardo is leaving The Master’s workshop and has asked me to go with him to work as his assistant.
Now, I could stay here at this painting and sculpture factory for the rest of my life: the hours are long, the people nice but dull, the boss a bit moody, the work hard, but it’s regular pay.
Or I could put my life in the hands of this eccentric genius, who will either amount to nothing or become the most famous painter in the world. And if he does, my diary will become a world-beating bestseller the minute someone sorts out printing.
Hmmm. And Leonardo does hang out with a rather colourful bunch of people. What will my friends think? Oh well, you only live once!
Let me tell you something about rivalry. You wouldn’t believe the flouncing that goes on when the Colourful Set meet up at the marketplace.
“Hey guys!” I am tempted to say. “Who do you think you are? And as for your patrons*, they may not know art when they see it, but they know what they like.”
Florence, January 1477
I will say this for my new master, Leonardo. He does know his paints. He knows how to grind up rocks and stones and mud to make his colours. He knows how to prepare a canvas, or a panel of wood, or a plaster wall. He knows how to cast bronze and to make armatures*. He knows his geometry and his chemistry. In fact there’s very little he doesn’t know.
And I’ll tell you something else about him. He starts a million jobs and FINISHES NONE OF THEM! I can see this may well drive me mad.
He’s very keen on oil paint at the moment. This is a method of mixing paints with a mixture of boiled linseed oil and nut oil so that pictures dry in the shade. Normally, you see, we put them out in the sun to dry, which can often make the wooden panels split.
Though I say it myself, I am very good at mixing paint. But it is not an easy job. For blue, I have to pound up lapis lazuli (it comes in lumps of precious blue stone). For red I squeeze roots of the madder plant and grind up the mineral vermilion. For yellow I use the urine of Indian cows fed on mango leaves, and I’ve heard some colourmen (that’s the official name for my profession) make a brown using ground-up Egyptian mummies. But not me.
Leonardo says my oil paint makes skin tones luminous and hair like silk, and gives him total control over light and shade, plus you don’t see the brush strokes. So I dash about like a mad thing, pounding rocks, mixing oils, burning charcoal, making glue and stirring varnish. And what’s he doing? Helping with all the mad activity that he’s started? No, he’s gazing into the middle distance looking for inspiration. Inspiration! What use is inspiration when the glue pot’s boiling over?
Florence, Spring 1477
The models are a bit of a pain in the posteriore. Leonardo gets all kinds of people to pose for him, and I thought I’d be having a happy time draping beautiful girls in skimpy bits of silk. But, needless to say, most of his models are beautiful young men with curly hair. And between ourselves, they’re a stroppy lot.
But that’s not the worst part. He’s also taken to filling the studio with toothless old peasants. He gets them to come in and sit about having a laugh. When I’ve pushed the last old crank out of the door, he gets out his sketchbook and draws frantically from memory. I don’t know why he bothers. How many altarpieces or portraits of important people have you seen with a gaggle of grinning peasants in the foreground? None. Art patrons don’t want to see the rough side of life. They just want painters to make them look good in portraits and paint the usual religious paintings to make them feel holy.
There is a bit of a change in the air. When Florence’s artistic set gather round for a bit of a natter, the talk is not of how many metres of mural they can knock out in a month, but how they can bring real emotion and feeling into their pictures.
And what’s more, they’re all getting a bit temperamental, talking about being creative and waiting for inspiration. Inspiration? There’s that word again. There was a time when being an artist was a job just like any other.
Now they’re getting worried about being seen as just craftsmen, when they think – well, Leonardo thinks – that painting and sculpture are up there with the highest achievements of man.
Actually Leonardo often goes a bit further than this, as he privately thinks he’s on the way to understanding the laws of Nature. When he’s cracked it, he’ll be a bit of a rival to The Creator Himself.
Florence, Winter 1478
I suspected it before, but now I know that Leonardo’s lost the plot. We’ve got this rich patron we’ve been bowing and scraping to for weeks who wants some portrait or other. What’s my boss doing? He’s scribbling away in his notebooks inventing things. As if I didn’t have enough to do, he’s got me sewing together animal skins, filling them with air and strapping them to my feet. And now I’m supposed to be able to walk on water.
“No way, Leonardo,” I said. “Keep your inventions in your notebooks, Maestro. We are not, repeat not, going in for any practical experiments.”
It was just as well I put my foot down (although it’s quite hard to stamp meaningfully with an inflated sheepskin tied to your shoe), because his next invention was a contraption for breathing underwater.
Florence, 30th December 1479
Leonardo has been neglecting his commissions. I said to him yesterday, “Maestro, are you sure you know which side your panini* is buttered on? You can’t keep upsetting the people who run this town (that’s the Medici family, in case you haven’t been paying attention). Have you seen what they’ve done to poor old Bernardo Bandini?”
Now I admit Bernardo was more of a big-time traitor than an artist who failed to deliver on time, but nevertheless, it’s an example of the way the Medicis behave towards people who irritate them. They’ve strung the poor guy up from a window in the Palazzo Vecchio.
Any normal person would hav
e shuddered a bit and got on with his commissions quick smart, but not Leonardo. He grabbed his sketchbook and rushed off to the Palazzo Vecchio to draw poor old Bernardo’s final agony.
I’ve been peeking in his notebooks and I know he’s been sneaking down to the local morgue and drawing dead people too.
Florence, Spring 1480
Well, we’re not getting much done in the way of paintings, but Leonardo’s collection of sketchbooks is growing. He’s done some lovely nature drawings. He’s also been telling me some more stories from his childhood.
Apparently he would spend hours and hours in his father’s vineyard watching the lizards, crickets, grasshoppers and butterflies going about their business in the fields. He loved everything that grew, or flew, or crawled, and he used to take himself off to the marketplace with his pocket money, buy a cage of birds and then let them fly free!
“I gave them back their lost liberty!” said Leonardo.
“You gave away your pocket money,” said I.
Leonardo’s first painting was a dragon on the shield belonging to one of his father’s peasants. It was a dragon inspired by the lizards he’d been watching, and he surrounded the image with bats and things to make it look ugly and frightening. I made a mental note to pop back and find that peasant. Who knows what the first daubings of a great artist might be worth some day?
Florence, 1481
So this great artist – Leonardo da Vinci – what has he actually painted up to now? Not a whole heap. There’s an unfinished Adoration of the Magi* which hasn’t been coloured in yet (if I know Leonardo, it probably never will be), a portrait or two and a couple of Madonnas.