“I’m sure I don’t know what you are talking about, darling,” sniffed Janet, putting her nose in the air.
“Ok, play dumb, that’s fine. Just answer me this, straight or crooked?” asked Carla with a lecherous grin.
“Crooked and small,” laughed Janet with a wink, turning to walk away.
Carla just put her hand to her mouth in disbelief and then broke out laughing. “I didn’t think you had it in you!” she called.
“I haven’t had it in me… yet,” replied Janet as she walked out the door. She heard the cackle of Carla’s laughter all the way down the hall.
When she returned home to Rodney, Janet didn’t feel the slightest pang of guilt. It’s true that she enjoyed her little encounter with Neighbors, and she actually felt that she had a sort of sexual awakening. But she was was sure that Rodney would forgive her. She was more worried that she had overplayed her hand and the dread of losing the sale and possibly her job loomed over her. Then one day, she got a call at home as she was ready to head to work.
“Carla? This is Tim,” said her boss as she answered the phone.
“Hello Tim, I am on my way in now, what’s the matter?” asked Janet with dread.
“I just got a call from Jim Neighbors. PartsCo is going to sign your revised proposal. He wants you to fly out personally to close the deal. Congratulations, Janet. This is an incredible coup! This single sale should put you right into the President’s Club,” Tim was astonished and thrilled.
Janet’s heart beat faster, “He wants me to close the deal, huh?”
“Yup, you’re a charmer. Get yourself booked on a flight out to Chicago next week and go ahead and take a few days off, you earned it. Great job.”
“What’s that all about?” asked Rodney, walking into the room in his bathrobe, unshaven and with his hair a mess.
Janet paused and looked at her husband fondly for a moment. Now she felt that pang of guilt. Rodney had taken care of her all these years, going out and earning the money while she stayed at home and raised the kids. Now here he was down on his luck, but what would he say if he knew how she got the PartsCo deal?
“It looks like PartsCo is going to sign the revised proposal,” she said with a weak smile.
“Wow, that’s great, dear,” said Rodney, shuffling over in his slippers to give her a hug and a kiss. “I know you’ve been worried about that since you got back from that trade show. This should really cement your position at your new job.”
“Yes,” said Janet, misting up slightly, touched by how earnest and loving her husband was. She clung to him for a moment, rocking back and forth as they embraced.
“Why, what’s the matter?” he asked her with a smile, running his hands tenderly through her hair. “You should be happy.”
“I’m thinking about what I will have to do to… close this deal…” she said, looking him in the eye sadly.
“What the travel?” he asked perplexed.
Janet hesitated for a moment, but she decided it would be cruel to reveal what she had done. “Yes, I will need to fly to Chicago a lot,” she sighed. “We could get by without this job of mine, couldn’t we?”
“Sure we could, dear,” said Rodney bravely. “We have our savings. Maybe we could sell this place now that the kids are off to college… get something modest, a little cottage maybe. We would get by. Besides, I am sure I will find a job eventually.”
Janet gazed at her husband with a smile on her face, “Won’t you miss me when I’m on the road?”
“Sure I will, but I’ll live,” he said pulling her close again. “Job or no job, either way, we’ll be fine. However you want to do it.”
Janet felt Rodney’s penis getting hard and pressing against her groin and found herself inappropriately thinking about Jim Neighbors and what his crooked little penis would feel like inside her. Turned on by the thought, she dropped to her knees before her husband and pulled his shorts down so she could suck on his johnson.
“Whoa, that’s a nice surprise,” said as she licked and sucked on his thing.
“Well, I am going to be out of town next week, so we should get some sex in now,” she said, unbuttoning her blouse. “Beside, Tim gave me the day off.”
Soon they were both undress and Janet lay on her back on the kitchen floor as Rodney earnestly worked his penis in and out of her, missionary style. She closed her eyes and pretended that it was Neighbors on top of her, and that she was only doing it to close a big business sale, and suddenly she cried out as a climax overtook her.
Section 4 - Porn Koan, The Zen of Erotic Climax
Your girlfriend thinks it would be hot for you to watch
"Come on," she says. "You know you would get off on it."
What’s your girlfriend doing with her hands under the table
The guy sitting next to her has a weird look on his face.
Your girlfriend is going out drinking with your rival and his buddies
"Shit! I didn’t know you hated those guys!" she says pulling self-consciously at the hem of her miniskirt. "It’s too late to cancel now."
Your wife asks your friends if they will help her improve her blowjob technique
"Just kidding!" she laughs when you get freaked out.
Your girlfriend likes to go sit with random guys when you ride the train together
One day you see the back of her head bobbing up and down above the seat back.
"He was cool." she says as you are leaving the train together.
"You’ve got his cum on your chin still." you point out angrily.
She breaks out laughing,”OMIGOD, that’s not cum! I just sneezed!”
Your wife thinks that letting other men fuck her in front of you will reignite your love life
"Maybe they will remind you how you used to feel about me." she says.
Your wife invites your buddies into the bedroom to watch her get changed
But when you hear them lock the door, you really get upset.
You girlfriend likes to sit on other guys’ laps
She is surprised that it bothers you so much.
Your girl likes to look at porn with your buddies
She notices when their dicks get hard.
It kind of bothers you how eager your girlfriend is to strip for your friends
It only takes a couple drinks.
Your girlfriend doesn’t think giving a blowjob to your buddy counts as cheating
"We were just fooling around." She says. "It wasn’t serious."
Your girlfriend is getting ready to go out drinking with your buddies without you
She asks you if the see-through bra she is wearing is sexy enough.
"Why do you care? No one is going to see that." you say.
"Well, you never know." she smiles deviously. "Things happen."
Your girlfriend asks your buddies to honestly rate her body
She explains to you that she will need to get naked for them to make an accurate assessment.
You come home to find this fellow standing before your seated wife with his exposed johnson in her face
She is rubbing and massaging his testicles enthusiastically.
"Oh hello, darling," she says blushing furiously. "I was just giving Mathew here a relaxing, err, massage."
You stand with mouth agape as she tugs playfully at his scrotum and he grunts with pleasure.
Your wife walked nude into the men’s locker room at your gym
Her girlfriends dared her to do it.
"I didn’t have any trouble getting guys to help me scrub my back in the shower," she tells you with a twinkle in her eye.
"Why are you guys all staring at my pussy?" asks your wife with a laugh.
…as you and your friends stumble upon her sunbathing nude in the backyard.
You wife notices you looking down the blouse of the server when she bends over to serve the food
So she casually invites the attractive young woman back to your hotel for drinks once her shift is over…
You wife likes to sunbathe nude in public places
Sometimes she gives little playful thrusts of her pelvis when guys stop and stare at her exposed bush.
You look over in surprise to see you wife giving your neighbor a handjob on the couch.
She has unzipped his fly and is stroking his cock luxuriously, sliding her hand up and down the length of his shaft from the base to the head.
"What the hell are you doing?" you stammer in shock.
"Just hold on one second, dear," she says distractedly, gazing in fascination at his thing while she polishes his knob.
"Oh, honey, of course I do little sexual favors for my boss now and then," explains your wife.
"I’m sure most secretaries do," she says blushing. "He needs a nice soothing ball rub to relax now and then. Or sometime I need to tug him off to relieve the tension of a stressful day."
"Wait, what?" you stammer in surprise.
A drunken prick at a party grabs your wife around the waist.
"You don’t mind if I steal a kiss from your wife, do you, old man," he asks you as he rudely gropes her. "She is just tooirresistibly gorgeous!”
"Oh my!" gasps your wife, blushing with pleasure as he pulls her close to him. "That’s very forward… I really couldn’t…" she says with a nervous laugh, looking into his eyes with interest.
You are annoyed at how flattered she seems. She doesn’t even try to withdraw from his embrace.
He doesn’t wait for your response and just locks his mouth onto your wife’s in a fierce kiss.
Your wife like the game where she pretends to have car problems.
Then she takes her pants off and bends over the hood waiting for a guy to come and help her.
Your boss asks you if he can take your wife on a weekend trip.
"Uh, that’s up to her I guess…" you say nervously. "Where were you planning to go?"
"There is a great nude beach up the coast a little ways," he says nonchalantly. "My own wife is too uptight to go…"
You wife sometimes goes out on the streetcorner late at night.
Wearing nothing but a see-through nightgown, she likes to meet new guys and blow them on the sidewalk.
Your wife agrees to strip naked for some of her guy friends.
"Ok, now what?" she asks them as she lays spread out nude on the living room floor before them.
Your wife comes out in her bra and panties…
and asks your friend to come give her a hug and a friendly kiss.
"Uh, you guys?" you stammer nervously as she starts slipping him some tongue and gripping the bulge in his pants.
Your girlfriend agrees to blow your buddy for $20.
"Just this once," she tells you primly as she unzips his fly.
This guys is on top of your wife…
…and he’s pumping load after load of semen into her.
Your wife wants to wear a see through dress out in public
"I don’t see why not. I wouldn’t mind getting a little attention from men for a change."
Your wife is wearing a transparent nightgown when your friends show up one morning
"Oh, I didn’t know you guys were coming over this morning!" she exclaims, not bothering to cover herself as they file into the kitchen.
"Jeez, I told you we were golfing this morning." you say, annoyed at the way your buddies are checking out her body.
"Sorry," says one of your friends, eyes glued to your wife’s nipples. "We can wait outside while you get changed."
"No, no, it’s fine. Come on in and have some coffee." she says, squaring her shoulders and jutting her breasts forward.
They help themselves to coffee and join her at the kitchen table. None of them can take their eyes off of your wife’s nice round tits, clearly visible through her sheer gown.
"Yeah, we should probably get going." you say nervously, not wanting to make a scene.
"Oh sit down and relax." she coaxes, totally unselfconscious about exposing her body to these men. "Have a cup of coffee."
Your neighbor is looking at the strip of your wife’s thighs visible above her stockings
"Can I offer you a blowjob?" she asks him earnestly.
"What about your husband?" he stammers looking at you in shock.
"I will give him one later." she laughs, unzipping his fly.
Your girlfriend is fascinated by the idea of a threesome
"Do you want to try a threesome sometime?" she asks you. "It’s like a fantasy where I am so sexy that multiple guys are into me."
"Uh, yeah, that’s a little weird." you say uncomfortably.
"Oh you wouldn’t need to take part. You could just watch if you wanted." she says shyly.
"Wait, what?" you sputter.
Your girl’s best friend is visiting early one morning before you get up
She is coming down the hallway toward the bathroom as you come out of the bedroom. Your morning wood pokes unexpected through the flap in the front of your pajamas and she gasps when she sees it.
"Jesus, what are you doing here?" you exclaim, trying to put your thing away.
"Getting an eyeful apparently." she says, examining your rod with interest. "Don’t put it back, let me see it." she whispers devilishly, casting a quick glance over her shoulder and gripping your swollen member with excitement. "Wow, it’s big."
Your wife is always trying to talk random pairs of guys into having a threesome with her.
"They always chicken out because they don’t want to get naked in front of another guy." she complains to her girlfriends.
You are walking down the street with your girlfriend and your buddies.
You have all been drinking are are all arm-in-arm. You look over and notice that one of your friends has his hand down the front of your girl’s shirt and has been squeezing her tit surreptitiously.
"What the fuck are you doing?" you shout, breaking away.
He just looks at you brazenly and continues to feel her up. ”Ask your girl, she didn’t make me stop.” he says.
"Well, make him stop." you demand of your girl.
"I don’t really mind, actually." she says avoiding your eye.
Your girlfriend reluctantly explains why she’s coming home so late
You listen in shock as she hesitantly describes an extended sex session with some of her guy friends from work.
Your girl is wearing a minidress with no bra or panties to go out drinking with a guy friend of hers.
"I know this is a little slutty, but just go with it." she coaxes as she backs out the door.
You and your buddies are watching the game when your girl walks in wearing nothing but a see through bra and panties.
"Hey do you guys want to watch me try on some lingerie?" she asks.
Playing pool at the bar, your girl agrees to blow this guy if she loses
She sucks at pool.
Your girlfriend asks you if you think a handjob counts as cheating
"Because I sometimes like to do favors for my guy friends and I don’t want you to freak out." she says petulantly.
Your girl slides her panties off and puts them on the table
All your buddies are laughing in response.
"Look under the table." she tells them encouragingly.
He runs his hands over her smooth white belly as he introduces his cock into your wife.
Her large breasts are jiggling and she is wriggling with pleasure as she becomes accustomed to his dick inside her.
You hear the sound of a zipper from the back seat.
You look in the rear view mirror to your girl kissing this guy and pulling on his cock.
Some guy grabs your girl by the hips from behind at the bar
She looks at you and laughs as he grinds himself up against her ass.
"Wow, I am really popular with the boys tonight." she shouts.
She turns to him and asks, “Are you into me or what? Feels like you got something for me back there.”
You watch as ano
ther guy unbuttons your girl’s blouse and starts fondling her tits
"I’m not doing anything wrong, it’s him." she says innocently, as she thrusts her chest out.
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