by E. Nesbit
_THE SMUGGLER'S REVENGE_
THE days went on and Miss Sandal did not return. We went on being verysorry about Miss Sandal being so poor, and it was not our fault thatwhen we tried to let the house in lodgings, the first lodger proved tobe a lunatic of the deepest dye. Miss Sandal must have been a fairlydecent sort, because she seems not to have written to Father about it.At any rate he didn't give it us in any of our letters, about our goodintentions and their ending in a maniac.
Oswald does not like giving up a thing just because it has once beenmuffed. The muffage of a plan is a thing that often happens at first toheroes--like Bruce and the spider, and other great characters. Beside,grown-ups always say--
"If at first you don't succeed, Try, try, try again!"
And if this is the rule for Euclid and rule-of-three and all the thingsyou would rather not do, think how much more it must be the rule whenwhat you are after is your own idea, and not just the rotten notion ofthat beast Euclid, or the unknown but equally unnecessary author whocomposed the multiplication table. So we often talked about what wecould do to make Miss Sandal rich. It gave us something to jaw aboutwhen we happened to want to sit down for a bit, in between all theglorious wet sandy games that happen by the sea.
Of course if we wanted real improving conversation we used to go up tothe boat-house and talk to the coastguards. I do think coastguards areA1. They are just the same as sailors, having been so in their youth,and you can get at them to talk to, which is not the case with sailorswho are at sea (or even in harbours) on ships. Even if you had the luckto get on to a man-of-war, you would very likely not be able to climb tothe top-gallants to talk to the man there. Though in books the younghero always seems able to climb to the mast-head the moment he is toldto. The coastguards told us tales of Southern ports, and of shipwrecks,and officers they had _not_ cottoned to, and messmates that they _had_,but when we asked them about smuggling they said there wasn't any tospeak of nowadays.
"I expect they think they oughtn't to talk about such dark crimes beforeinnocent kids like us," said Dicky afterwards, and he grinned as he saidit.
"Yes," said Alice; "they don't know how much we know about smugglers,and bandits, and highwaymen, and burglars, and coiners," and she sighed,and we all felt sad to think that we had not now any chance to play atbeing these things.
"We might play smugglers," said Oswald.
But he did not speak hopefully. The worst of growing up is that you seemto want more and more to have a bit of the real thing in your games.Oswald could not now be content to play at bandits and just captureAlbert next door, as once, in happier days, he was pleased and proud todo.
It was not a coastguard that told us about the smugglers. It was a veryold man that we met two or three miles along the beach. He was leaningagainst a boat that was wrong way up on the shingle, and smoking thestrongest tobacco Oswald's young nose has ever met. I think it must havebeen Black Jack. We said, "How do you do?" and Alice said, "Do you mindif we sit down near you?"
"Not me," replied the aged seafarer. We could see directly that he wasthis by his jersey and his sea-boots.
The girls sat down on the beach, but we boys leaned against the boatlike the seafaring one. We hoped he would join in conversation, but atfirst he seemed too proud. And there was something dignified about him,bearded and like a Viking, that made it hard for us to begin.
At last he took his pipe out of his mouth and said--
"Here's a precious Quakers' meeting! You didn't set down here just forto look at me?"
"I'm sure you look very nice," Dora said.
"Same to you, miss, I'm sure," was the polite reply.
"We want to talk to you awfully," said Alice, "if you don't mind?"
"Talk away," said he.
And then, as so often happens, no one could think of anything to say.
Suddenly Noel said, "_I_ think you look nice too, but I think you lookas though you had a secret history. Have you?"
"Not me," replied the Viking-looking stranger. "I ain't got no history,nor jog-graphy neither. They didn't give us that much schooling when Iwas a lad."
"Oh!" replied Noel; "but what I really meant was, were you ever a pirateor anything?"
"Never in all my born," replied the stranger, now thoroughly roused;"I'd scorn the haction. I was in the navy, I was, till I lost the sightof my eye, looking too close at gunpowder. Pirates is snakes, and theyought to be killed as such."
We felt rather sorry, for though of course it is very wrong to be apirate, it is very interesting too. Things are often like this. That isone of the reasons why it is so hard to be truly good.
Dora was the only one who was pleased. She said--
"Yes, pirates _are_ very wrong. And so are highwaymen and smugglers."
"I don't know about highwaymen," the old man replied; "they went outafore my time, worse luck; but my father's great-uncle by the mother'sside, he see one hanged once. A fine upstanding fellow he was, and madea speech while they was a-fitting of the rope. All the women wassnivelling and sniffing and throwing bokays at him."
"Did any of the bouquets reach him?" asked the interested Alice.
"Not likely," said the old man. "Women can't never shy straight. But Ishouldn't wonder but what them posies heartened the chap up a bit. Anafterwards they was all a-fightin' to get a bit of the rope he was hungwith, for luck."
"Do tell us some more about him," said all of us but Dora.
"I don't know no more about him. He was just hung--that's all. They wasprecious fond o' hangin' in them old far-away times."
"Did you ever know a smuggler?" asked H.O.--"to speak to, I mean?"
"Ah, that's tellings," said the old man, and he winked at us all.
So then we instantly knew that the coastguards had been mistaken whenthey said there were no more smugglers now, and that this brave old manwould not betray his comrades, even to friendly strangers like us. Butof course he could not know exactly how friendly we were. So we toldhim.
Oswald said--
"We _love_ smugglers. We wouldn't even tell a word about it if you wouldonly tell us."
"There used to be lots of smuggling on these here coasts when my fatherwas a boy," he said; "my own father's cousin, his father took to thesmuggling, and he was a doin' so well at it, that what does he do, butgoes and gets married, and the Preventives they goes and nabs him on hiswedding-day, and walks him straight off from the church door, and clapshim in Dover Jail."
"Oh, his poor wife," said Alice, "whatever did she do?"
"_She_ didn't do nothing," said the old man. "It's a woman's place notto do nothing till she's told to. He'd done so well at the smuggling,he'd saved enough by his honest toil to take a little public. So shesets there awaitin' and attendin' to customers--for well she knowed him,as he wasn't the chap to let a bit of a jail stand in the way of hisstation in life. Well, it was three weeks to a day after the wedding,there comes a dusty chap to the 'Peal of Bells' door. That was the signover the public, you understand."
We said we did, and breathlessly added, "Go on!"
"A dusty chap he was; got a beard and a patch over one eye, and he comeof a afternoon when there was no one about the place but her.
"'Hullo, missis,' says he; 'got a room for a quiet chap?'
"'I don't take in no men-folks,' says she; 'can't be bothered with 'em.'
"'You'll be bothered with _me_, if I'm not mistaken,' says he.
"'Bothered if I will,' says she.
"'Bothered if you won't,' says he, and with that he ups with his handand off comes the black patch, and he pulls off the beard and gives hera kiss and a smack on the shoulder. She always said she nearly died whenshe see it was her new-made bridegroom under the beard.
"So she took her own man in as a lodger, and he went to work up atUpton's Farm with his beard on, and of nights he kept up the smugglingbusiness. And for a year or more no one knowd as it was him. But theygot him at last."
"What became of him?" We all asked it
.
"He's dead," said the old man. "But, Lord love you, so's everybody aslived in them far-off old ancient days--all dead--Preventives too--andsmugglers and gentry: all gone under the daisies."
We felt quite sad. Oswald hastily asked if there wasn't any smugglingnow.
"Not hereabouts," the old man answered, rather quickly for him. "Don'tyou go for to think it. But I did know a young chap--quite young he iswith blue eyes--up Sunderland way it was. He'd got a goodish bit o'baccy and stuff done up in a ole shirt. And as he was a-goin' up off ofthe beach a coastguard jumps out at him, and he says to himself, 'All u.p. this time,' says he. But out loud he says, 'Hullo, Jack, that you? Ithought you was a tramp,' says he.
"'What you got in that bundle?' says the coastguard.
"'My washing,' says he, 'and a couple pairs of old boots.'
"Then the coastguard he says, 'Shall I give you a lift with it?'thinking in himself the other chap wouldn't part if it was anything itoughtn't to be. But that young chap was too sharp. He says to himself,'If I don't he'll nail me, and if I do--well, there's just a chance.'
"So he hands over the bundle, and the coastguard he thinks it must beall right, and he carries it all the way up to his mother's for him,feeling sorry for the mean suspicions he'd had about the poor old chap.But that didn't happen near here. No, no."
I think Dora was going to say, "_Old_ chap--but I thought he was youngwith blue eyes?" but just at that minute a coastguard came along andordered us quite harshly not to lean on the boat. He was quitedisagreeable about it--how different from our own coastguards! He wasfrom a different station to theirs. The old man got off very slowly.And all the time he was arranging his long legs so as to stand on them,the coastguard went on being disagreeable as hard as he could, in a loudvoice.
A COASTGUARD ORDERED US QUITE HARSHLY NOT TO LEAN ON THEBOAT.]
When our old man had told the coastguard that no one ever lost anythingby keeping a civil tongue in his head, we all went away feeling veryangry.
Alice took the old man's hand as we went back to the village, and askedhim why the coastguard was so horrid.
"They gets notions into their heads," replied the old man; "the mostinnocentest people they comes to think things about. It's along of therebeing no smuggling in these ere parts now. The coastguards ain't gotnothing to do except think things about honest people."
We parted from the old man very warmly, all shaking hands. He lives at acottage not quite in the village, and keeps pigs. We did not say goodbyetill we had seen all the pigs.
I daresay we should not have gone on disliking that disagreeablecoastguard so much if he had not come along one day when we were talkingto our own coastguards, and asked why they allowed a pack of youngshavers in the boat-house. We went away in silent dignity, but we didnot forget, and when we were in bed that night Oswald said--
"Don't you think it would be a good thing if the coastguards hadsomething to do?"
Dicky yawned and said he didn't know.
"I should like to be a smuggler," said Oswald. "Oh, yes, go to sleep ifyou like; but I've got an idea, and if you'd rather be out of it I'llhave Alice instead."
"Fire away!" said Dicky, now full of attention, and leaning on hiselbow.
"Well, then," said Oswald, "I think we _might_ be smugglers."
"We've played all those things so jolly often," said Dicky.
"But I don't mean play," said Oswald. "I mean the real thing. Of coursewe should have to begin in quite a small way. But we should get on intime. And we might make quite a lot for poor Miss Sandal."
"Things that you smuggle are expensive," said Dicky.
"Well, we've got the chink the Indian uncle sent us on Saturday. I'mcertain we could do it. We'd get some one to take us out at night in oneof the fishing-boats--just tear across to France and buy a keg or a baleor something, and rush back."
"Yes, and get nabbed and put in prison. Not me," said Dicky. "Besides,who'd take us?"
"That old Viking man would," said Oswald; "but of course, if you funkit!"
"I don't funk anything," said Dicky, "bar making an ape of myself. Keepyour hair on, Oswald. Look here. Suppose we get a keg with nothing init--or just water. We should have all the fun, and if we _were_ collaredwe should have the laugh of that coastguard brute."
Oswald agreed, but he made it a condition that we should call it the kegof brandy, whatever was in it, and Dicky consented.
Smuggling is a manly sport, and girls are not fitted for it by nature.At least Dora is not; and if we had told Alice she would have insistedon dressing as a boy and going too, and we knew Father would not likethis. And we thought Noel and H.O. were too young to be smugglers withany hope of success. So Dicky and I kept the idea to ourselves.
We went to see the Viking man the next day. It took us some time to makehim understand what we wanted, but when he did understand he slapped hisleg many times, and very hard, and declared that we were chips of theold block.
"But I can't go for to let you," he said; "if you was nailed it's thestone jug, bless your hearts."
So then we explained about the keg really having only water in, and heslapped his leg again harder than ever, so that it would really havebeen painful to any but the hardened leg of an old sea-dog. But thewater made his refusals weaker, and at last he said--
"Well, see here, Benenden, him as owns the _Mary Sarah_, he's often tookout a youngster or two for the night's fishing, when their pa's and ma'shadn't no objection. You write your pa, and ask if you mayn't go forthe night's fishing, or you get Mr. Charteris to write. He knows it'sall right, and often done by visitors' kids, if boys. And if your pasays yes, I'll make it all right with Benenden. But mind, it's just anight's fishing. No need to name no kegs. That's just betwixtourselves."
So we did exactly as he said. Mr. Charteris is the clergyman. He wasquite nice about it, and wrote for us, and Father said "Yes, but be verycareful, and don't take the girls or the little ones."
We showed the girls the letter, and that removed the triflingill-feeling that had grown up through Dick and me having so much secrettalk about kegs and not telling the others what was up.
Of course we never breathed a word about kegs in public, and only toeach other in bated breaths.
What Father said about not taking the girls or the little ones of coursesettled any wild ideas Alice might have had of going as a cabin-girl.
The old Viking man, now completely interested in our scheme, laid allthe plans in the deepest-laid way you can think. He chose a very darknight--fortunately there was one just coming on. He chose the right timeof the tide for starting, and just in the greyness of the evening whenthe sun is gone down, and the sea somehow looks wetter than at any othertime, we put on our thick undershirts, and then our thickest suits andfootball jerseys over everything, because we had been told it would bevery cold. Then we said goodbye to our sisters and the little ones, andit was exactly like a picture of the "Tar's Farewell," because we hadbundles, with things to eat tied up in blue checked handkerchiefs, andwe said goodbye to them at the gate, and they would kiss us.
Dora said, "Goodbye, I _know_ you'll be drowned. I hope you'll enjoyyourselves, I'm sure!"
Alice said, "I do think it's perfectly beastly. You might just as wellhave asked for me to go with you; or you might let us come and see youstart."
"Men must work, and women must weep," replied Oswald with grim sadness,"and the Viking said he wouldn't have us at all unless we could get onboard in a concealed manner, like stowaways. He said a lot of otherswould want to go too if they saw us."
We made our way to the beach, and we tried to conceal ourselves as muchas possible, but several people did see us.
When we got to the boat we found she was manned by our Viking andBenenden, and a boy with red hair, and they were running her down to thebeach on rollers. Of course Dicky and I lent a hand, shoving at thestern of the boat when the men said, "Yo, ho! Heave ho, my merry boysall!" It wasn't exactly that that they said, but it meant the samething,
and we heaved like anything.
It was a proud moment when her nose touched the water, and prouder stillwhen only a small part of her stern remained on the beach and Mr.Benenden remarked--
"All aboard!"
The red boy gave a "leg up" to Dicky and me and clambered up himself.Then the two men gave the last shoves to the boat, already cradledalmost entirely on the bosom of the deep, and as the very end of thekeel grated off the pebbles into the water, they leaped for the gunwaleand hung on it with their high sea-boots waving in the evening air.
By the time they had brought their legs on board and coiled a rope ortwo, we chanced to look back, and already the beach seemed quite a longway off.
We were really afloat. Our smuggling expedition was no longer a dream,but a real realness. Oswald felt almost too excited at first to be ableto enjoy himself. I hope you will understand this and not think theauthor is trying to express, by roundabout means, that the sea did notagree with Oswald. This is not the case. He was perfectly well the wholetime. It was Dicky who was not. But he said it was the smell of thecabin, and not the sea, and I am sure he thought what he said was true.
In fact, that cabin was a bit stiff altogether, and was almost the meansof upsetting even Oswald.
It was about six feet square, with bunks and an oil stove, and heaps ofold coats and tarpaulins and sou'-westers and things, and it smelt oftar, and fish, and paraffin-smoke, and machinery oil, and of rooms whereno one ever opens the window.
Oswald just put his nose in, and that was all. He had to go down later,when some fish was cooked and eaten, but by that time he had got whatthey call your sea-legs; but Oswald felt more as if he had got asea-waistcoat, rather as if he had got rid of a land-waistcoat that wastoo heavy and too tight.
I will not weary the reader by telling about how the nets are paid outand dragged in, or about the tumbling, shining heaps of fish that comeup all alive over the side of the boat, and it tips up with their weighttill you think it is going over. It was a very good catch that night,and Oswald is glad he saw it, for it was very glorious. Dicky was asleepin the cabin at the time and missed it. It was deemed best not to rousehim to fresh sufferings.
It was getting latish, and Oswald, though thrilled in every marrow, wasgetting rather sleepy, when old Benenden said, "There she is!"
Oswald could see nothing at first, but presently he saw a dark form onthe smooth sea. It turned out to be another boat.
She crept quietly up till she was alongside ours, and then a keg washastily hoisted from her to us.
A few words in low voices were exchanged. Oswald only heard--
"Sure you ain't give us the wrong un?"
And several people laughed hoarsely.
On first going on board Oswald and Dicky had mentioned kegs, and hadbeen ordered to "Stow that!" so that Oswald had begun to fear that afterall it _was_ only a night's fishing, and that his glorious idea had beenabandoned.
But now he saw the keg his trembling heart was reassured.
It got colder and colder. Dicky, in the cabin, was covered with severalcoats richly scented with fish, and Oswald was glad to accept an oilskinand sou'-wester, and to sit down on some spare nets.
Until you are out on the sea at night you can never have any idea howbig the world really is. The sky looks higher up, and the stars lookfurther off, and even if you know it is only the English Channel, yet itis just as good for feeling small on as the most trackless Atlantic orPacific. Even the fish help to show the largeness of the world, becauseyou think of the deep deepness of the dark sea they come up out of insuch rich profusion. The hold was full of fish after the second haul.
Oswald sat leaning against the precious keg, and perhaps the bigness andquietness of everything had really rendered him unconscious. But he didnot know he was asleep until the Viking man woke him up by kindlyshaking him and saying--
"Here, look alive! Was ye thinking to beach her with that there preciouskeg of yours all above board, and crying out to be broached?"
So then Oswald roused himself, and the keg was rolled on to the fishwhere they lay filling the hold, and armfuls of fish thrown over it.
"Is it _really_ only water?" asked Oswald. "There's an awfully oddsmell." And indeed, in spite of the many different smells that arenatural to a fishing-boat, Oswald began to notice a strong scent ofrailway refreshment-rooms.
"In course it's only water," said the Viking. "What else would it belikely to be?" and Oswald thinks he winked in the dark.
Perhaps Oswald fell asleep again after this. It was either that or deepthought. Any way, he was aroused from it by a bump, and a soft gratingsound, and he thought at first the boat was being wrecked on a coralreef or something.
But almost directly he knew that the boat had merely come ashore in theproper manner, so he jumped up.
You cannot push a boat out of the water like you push it in. It has tobe hauled up by a capstan. If you don't know what that is the author isunable to explain, but there is a picture of one.
When the boat was hauled up we got out, and it was very odd to stretchyour legs on land again. It felt shakier than being on sea. Thered-haired boy went off to get a cart to take the shining fish tomarket, and Oswald decided to face the mixed-up smells of that cabin andwake Dicky.
Dicky was not grateful to Oswald for his thoughtful kindness in lettinghim sleep through the perils of the deep and his own uncomfortableness.
He said, "I do think you might have waked a chap. I've simply been outof everything."
Oswald did not answer back. His is a proud and self-restraining nature.He just said--
"Well, hurry up, now, and see them cart the fish away."
So we hurried up, and as Oswald came out of the cabin he heard strangevoices, and his heart leaped up like the persons who "behold a rainbowin the sky," for one of the voices was the voice of that inferior andunsailorlike coastguard from Longbeach, who had gone out of his way tobe disagreeable to Oswald and his brothers and sisters on at least twooccasions. And now Oswald felt almost sure that his disagreeablenesses,though not exactly curses, were coming home to roost just as though theyhad been.
"You're missing your beauty sleep, Stokes," we heard our Viking remark.
"I'm not missing anything else, though," replied the coastguard.
"Like half a dozen mackerel for your breakfast?" inquired Mr. Benendenin kindly accents.
"I've no stomach for fish, thank you all the same," replied Mr. Stokescoldly.
He walked up and down on the beach, clapping his arms to keep himselfwarm.
"Going to see us unload her?" asked Mr. Benenden.
"If it's all the same to you," answered the disagreeable coastguard.
He had to wait a long time, for the cart did not come, and did not come,and kept on not coming for ages and ages. When it did the men unloadedthe boat, carrying the fish by basketfuls to the cart.
Every one played up jolly well. They took the fish from the side of thehold where the keg wasn't till there was quite a deep hole there, andthe other side, where the keg really was, looked like a mountain incomparison.
This could be plainly seen by the detested coastguard, and by three ofhis companions who had now joined him.
It was beginning to be light, not daylight, but a sort of ghost-lightthat you could hardly believe was the beginning of sunshine, and the skybeing blue again instead of black.
The hated coastguard got impatient. He said--
"You'd best own up. It'll be the better for you. It's bound to come out,along of the fish. I know it's there. We've had private information upat the station. The game's up this time, so don't you make no mistake."
Mr. Benenden and the Viking and the boy looked at each other.
"An' what might your precious private information have been about?"asked Mr. Benenden.
"Brandy," replied the coastguard Stokes, and he went and got on to thegunwale. "And what's more, I can smell it from here."
Oswald and Dicky drew near, and the refreshment-room smell
was strongerthan ever. And a brown corner of the keg was peeping out.
"There you are!" cried the Loathed One. "Let's have that gentleman out,if you please, and then you'll all just come alonger me."
Remarking, with a shrug of the shoulders, that he supposed it was allup, our Viking scattered the fish that hid the barrel, and hoisted itout from its scaly bed.
"That's about the size of it," said the coastguard we did not like."Where's the rest?"
"That's all," said Mr. Benenden. "We're poor men, and we has to actaccording to our means."
"We'll see the boat clear to her last timber, if you've no objections,"said the Detestable One.
I could see that our gallant crew were prepared to go through with thebusiness. More and more of the coastguards were collecting, and Iunderstood that what the crew wanted was to go up to the coastguardstation with that keg of pretending brandy, and involve the whole of thecoastguards of Longbeach in one complete and perfect sell.
But Dicky was sick of the entire business. He really has not the propersoul for adventures, and what soul he has had been damped by what he hadgone through.
So he said, "Look here, there's nothing in that keg but water."
Oswald could have kicked him, though he is his brother.
"Huh!" replied the Unloved One, "d'you think I haven't got a nose? Why,it's oozing out of the bunghole now as strong as Samson."
"Open it and see," said Dicky, disregarding Oswald's whisperedinstructions to him to shut up. "It _is_ water."
"What do you suppose I suppose you want to get water from the other sidefor, you young duffer!" replied the brutal official. "There's plentywater and to spare this side."
"It's--it's _French_ water," replied Dicky madly; "it's ours, mybrother's and mine. We asked these sailors to get it for us."
"Sailors, indeed!" said the hateful coastguard. "You come along withme."
And our Viking said he was something or othered. But Benenden whisperedto him in a low voice that it was all right--time was up. No one heardthis but me and the Viking.
"I want to go home," said Dicky. "I don't want to come along with you."
"What did you want water for?" was asked. "To try it?"
"To stand you a drink next time you ordered us off your beastly boat,"said Dicky. And Oswald rejoiced to hear the roar of laughter thatresponded to this fortunate piece of cheek.
I suppose Dicky's face was so angel-like, innocent-looking, likestowaways in books, that they _had_ to believe him. Oswald told him soafterwards, and Dicky hit out.
Any way, the keg was broached, and sure enough it was water, andsea-water at that, as the Unamiable One said when he had tasted it outof a tin cup, for nothing else would convince him. "But I smell brandystill," he said, wiping his mouth after the sea-water.
Our Viking slowly drew a good-sized flat labelled bottle out of thefront of his jersey.
"From the 'Old Ship,'" he said gently. "I may have spilt a drop or twohere or there over the keg, my hand not being very steady, as is wellknown, owing to spells of marsh fever as comes over me every six weeksto the day."
The coastguard that we never could bear said, "Marsh fever be somethingor othered," and his comrades said the same. But they all blamed _him_,and we were glad.
We went home sleepy, but rejoicing. The whole thing was as complete asell as ever I wish to see.
SURE ENOUGH IT WAS SEA-WATER, AS THE UNAMIABLE ONE SAIDWHEN HE HAD TASTED IT.]
Of course we told our own dear and respected Lymchurch coastguards, andI think they may be trusted not to let it down on the Longbeachcoastguards for many a good day. If their memories get bad I think therewill always be plenty of people along that coast to remind them!
So _that's_ all right.
* * * * *
When we had told the girls all, and borne their reproaches for nottelling them before, we decided to give the Viking five bob for the gameway he had played up.
So we did. He would not take it at first, but when we said, "Do--youmight buy a pig with it, and call it Stokes after that coastguard," hecould no longer resist, and accepted our friendly gift.
We talked with him for a bit, and when we were going we thanked him forbeing so jolly, and helping us to plant out the repulsive coastguard sothoroughly.
Then he said, "Don't mention it. Did you tell your little gells what youwas up to?"
"No," said Oswald, "not till afterwards."
"Then you _can_ hold your tongues. Well, since you've acted so handsomeabout that there pig, what's to be named for Stokes, I don't mind if Itells you something. Only mum's the word."
We said we were quite sure it was.
"Well, then," said he, leaning over the pig-stye wall, and rubbing thespotted pig's back with his stick. "It's an ill wind that blows no goodto nobody. You see, that night there was a little bird went an'whispered to 'em up at Longbeach about our little bit of a keg. So whenwe landed they was there."
"Of course," said Oswald.
"Well, if they was there they couldn't be somewheres else, could they?"
We owned they could not.
"I shouldn't wonder," he went on, "but what a bit of a cargo was runthat night further up the beach: something as _wasn't_ sea-water. Idon't say it was so, mind--and mind you don't go for to say it."
Then we understood that there is a little smuggling done still, and thatwe had helped in it, though quite without knowing.
We were jolly glad. Afterwards, when we had had that talk with Father,when he told us that the laws are made by the English people, and it isdishonourable for an Englishman not to stick to them, we saw thatsmuggling must be wrong.
But we have never been able to feel really sorry. I do not know why thisis.