by John Updike
Harry hangs uncertainly, not knowing if he should commiserate or laugh. “Well,” he decides to confess, “he’s sort of a pal, and sort of a pain in the neck.”
Buchanan likes the remark, even though he goes through peppery motions of rejecting it. “Oh, never say that now. You just be grateful you have a dad that cares. You don’t know, man, how lucky you have it. Just ’cause your wife’s gettin’ her ass looked after elsewhere don’t mean the whole world is come to some bad end. You should be havin’ your tail, is all. You’re a big fella.”
Distaste and excitement contend in Harry; he feels tall and pale beside Buchanan, and feminine, a tingling target of fun and tenderness and avarice mixed. Talking to Negroes makes him feel itchy, up behind the eyeballs, maybe because theirs look so semi-liquid and yellow in the white and sore. Their whole beings seem lubricated in pain. “I’ll manage,” he says reluctantly, thinking of Peggy Fosnacht.
The end-of-break bell rings. Buchanan snaps his shoulders into a hunch and out of it as if rendering a verdict. “How about it, Harry, steppin’ out with some of the boys tonight,” he says. “Come on into Jimbo’s Lounge around nine, ten, see what develops. Maybe nothin’. Maybe sumpthin’. You’re just turnin’ old, the way you’re goin’ now. Old and fat and finicky, and that’s no way for a nice big man to go.” He sees that Rabbit’s instincts are to refuse; he holds up a quick palm the color of silver polish and says, “Think about it. I like you, man. If you don’t show, you don’t show. No sweat.”
All Saturday the invitation hums in his ears. Something in what Buchanan said. He was lying down to die, had been lying down for years. His body had been telling him to. His eyes blur print in the afternoons, no urge to run walking even that stretch of tempting curved sidewalk home, has to fight sleep before supper and then can’t get under at night, can’t even get it up to jerk off to relax himself. Awake with the first light every morning regardless, another day scraping his eyes. Without going much of anywhere in his life he has somehow seen everything too often. Trees, weather, the molding trim drying its cracks wider around the front door, he notices every day going out, house made of green wood. No belief in an afterlife, no hope for it, too much more of the same thing, already it seems he’s lived twice. When he came back to Janice that began the second time for him; poor kid is having her first time now. Bless that dope. At least she had the drive to get out. Women, fire in their crotch, won’t burn out, begin by fighting off pricks, end by going wild hunting for one that still works.
Once last week he called the lot to find out if she and Stavros were reporting for work or just screwing around the clock. Mildred Kroust answered, she put him on to Janice, who whispered, “Harry, Daddy doesn’t know about us, don’t ever call me here, I’ll call you back.” And she had called him late that afternoon, at the house, Nelson in the other room watching Gilligan’s Island, and said cool as you please, he hardly knew her voice, “Harry, I’m sorry for whatever pain this is causing you, truly sorry, but it’s very important that at this point in our lives we don’t let guilt feelings motivate us. I’m trying to look honestly into myself, to see who I am, and where I should be going. I want us both, Harry, to come to a decision we can live with. It’s the year nineteen sixty-nine and there’s no reason for two mature people to smother each other to death simply out of inertia. I’m searching for a valid identity and I suggest you do the same.” After some more of this, she hung up. Her vocabulary had expanded, maybe she was watching a lot of psychiatric talk shows. The sinners shall be justified. Screw her. Dear Lord, screw her. He is thinking this on the bus.
He thinks, Screw her, and at home has a beer and takes a bath and puts on his good summer suit, a light gray sharkskin, and gets Nelson’s pajamas out of the dryer and his toothbrush out of the bathroom. The kid and Billy have arranged for him to spend the night. Harry calls up Peggy to check it out. “Oh absolutely,” she says, “I’m not going anywhere, why don’t you stay and have dinner?”
“I can’t I don’t think.”
“Why not? Something else to do?”
“Sort of.” He and the kid go over around six, on an empty bus. Already at this hour Weiser has that weekend up-tempo, cars hurrying faster home to get out again, a very fat man with orange hair standing under an awning savoring a cigar as if angels will shortly descend, an expectant shimmer on the shut storefronts, girls clicking along with heads big as rose-bushes, curlers wrapped in a kerchief. Saturday night. Peggy meets him at the door with an offer of a drink. She and Billy live in an apartment in one of the new eight-story buildings in West Brewer overlooking the river, where there used to be a harness racetrack. From her living room she has a panorama of Brewer, the concrete eagle on the skyscraper Court House flaring his wings above the back of the Owl Pretzels sign. Beyond the flowerpot-red city Mt. Judge hangs smoky-green, one side gashed by a gravel pit like a roast beginning to be carved. The river coal black.
“Maybe just one. I gotta go somewhere.”
“You said that. What kind of drink?” She is wearing a clingy palish-purple sort of Paisley mini that shows a lot of heavy leg. One thing Janice always had, was nifty legs. Peggy has a pasty helpless look of white meat behind the knees.
“You have Daiquiri mix?”
“I don’t know, Ollie used to keep things like that, but when we moved I think it all stayed with him.” She and Ollie Fosnacht had lived in an asbestos-shingled semi-detached some blocks away, not far from the county mental hospital. Ollie lives in the city now, near his music store, and she and the kid have this apartment, with Ollie in their view if they can find him. She is rummaging in a low cabinet below some empty bookcases. “I can’t see any, it comes in envelopes. How about gin and something?”
“You have bitter lemon?”
More rummaging. “No, just some tonic.”
“Good enough. Want me to make it?”
“If you like.” She stands up, heavy-legged, lightly sweating, relieved. Knowing he was coming, Peggy had decided against sunglasses, a sign of trust to leave them off. Her walleyes are naked to him, her face has this helpless look, turned full toward him while both eyes seem fascinated by something in the corners of the ceiling. He knows only one eye is bad but he never can bring himself to figure out which. And all around her eyes this net of white wrinkles the sunglasses usually conceal.
He asks her, “What for you?”
“Oh, anything. The same thing. I drink everything.”
While he is cracking an ice tray in the tiny kitchenette, the two boys have snuck out of Billy’s bedroom. Rabbit wonders if they have been looking at dirty photographs. The kind of pictures kids used to have to pay an old cripple on Plum Street a dollar apiece for you can buy a whole magazine full of now for seventy-five cents, right downtown. The Supreme Court, old men letting the roof cave in. Billy is a head taller than Nelson, sunburned where Nelson takes a tan after his mother, both of them with hair down over their ears, the Fosnacht boy’s blonder and curlier. “Mom, we want to go downstairs and run the mini-bike on the parking lot.”
“Come back up in an hour,” Peggy tells them, “I’ll give you supper.”
“Nelson had a peanut-butter sandwich before we left,” Rabbit explains.
“Typical male cooking,” Peggy says. “Where’re you going this evening anyway, all dressed up in a suit?”
“Nowhere much. I told a guy I might meet him.” He doesn’t say it is a Negro. He should be asking her out, is his sudden frightened feeling. She is dressed to go out; but not so dolled-up it can’t appear she plans to stay home tonight. He hands her her g.-and-t. The best defense is to be offensive. “You don’t have any mint or limes or anything.”
Her plucked eyebrows lift. “No, there are lemons in the fridge, is all. I could run down to the grocery for you.” Not entirely ironical: using his complaint to weave coziness.
Rabbit laughs to retract. “Forget it, I’m just used to bars, where they have everything. At home all I ever do is drink beer.”
S
he laughs in answer. She is tense as a schoolteacher facing her first class. To relax them both he sits down in a loose leather armchair that says pfsshhu. “Hey, this is nice,” he announces, meaning the vista, but he spoke too early, for from this low chair the view is flung out of sight and becomes all sky: a thin bright wash, stripes like fat in bacon.
“You should hear Ollie complain about the rent.” Peggy sits down not in another chair but on the flat grille where the radiator breathes beneath the window, opposite and above him, so he sees a lot of her legs – shiny skin stuffed to the point of shapelessness. Still, she is showing him what she has, right up to the triangle of underpants, which is one more benefit of being alive in 1969. Miniskirts and those magazines: well, hell, we’ve always known women had crotches, why not make it legal? A guy at the shop brought in a magazine that, honestly, was all cunts, in blurred bad four-color but cunts, upside down, backwards, the girls attached to them rolling their tongues in their mouths and fanning their hands on their bellies and otherwise trying to hide how silly they felt. Homely things, really, cunts. Without the Supreme Court that might never have been made clear.
“Hey, how is old Ollie?”
Peggy shrugs. “He calls. Usually to cancel his Sunday with Billy. You know he never was the family man you are.”
Rabbit is surprised to be called that. He is getting too tame. He asks her, “How does he spend his time?”
“Oh,” Peggy says, and awkwardly turns her body so Rabbit sees pricked out in windowlight the tonic bubbles in her drink, which is surprisingly near drunk, “he rattles around Brewer with a bunch of creeps. Musicians, mostly. They go to Philadelphia a lot, and New York. Last winter he went skiing at Aspen and told me all about it, including the girls. He came back so brown in the face, I cried for days. I could never get him outdoors, when we had the place over on Franklin Street. How do you spend your time?”
“I work. I mope around the house with the kid. We look at the boob tube and play catch in the back yard.”
“Do you mope for her, Harry?” With a clumsy shrug of her hip the woman moves off her radiator perch, her walleyes staring to either side of him so he thinks he is her target and flinches. But she floats past him and, clattering, refills her drink. “Want another?”
“No thanks, I’m still working on this one. I gotta go in a minute.”
“So soon,” she croons unseen, as if remembering the beginning of a song in her tiny kitchenette. From far below their windows arises the razzing, coughing sound of the boys on the mini-bike. The noise swoops and swirls, a rude buzzard. Beyond it across the river hangs the murmur of Brewer traffic, constant like the sea; an occasional car toots, a wink of phosphorescence. From the kitchenette, as if she had been baking the thought in the oven, Peggy calls, “She’s not worth it.” Then her body is at his back, her voice upon his head. “I didn’t know,” she says, “you loved her so much. I don’t think Janice knew it either.”
“Well, you get used to somebody. Anyway, it’s an insult. With a wop like that. You should hear him run down the U.S. government.”
“Harry, you know what I think. I’m sure you know what I think.”
He doesn’t. He has no idea. She seems to think he’s been reading thoughts printed on her underpants.
“I think she’s treated you horribly. The last time we had lunch together, I told her so. I said, ‘Janice, your attempts to justify yourself do not impress me. You’ve left a man who came back to you when you needed him, and you’ve left your son at a point in his development when it’s immensely important to have a stable home setting.’ I said that right to her face.”
“Actually the kid goes over to the lot pretty much and sees her there. She and Stavros take him out to eat. In a way it’s like he gained an uncle.”
“You’re so forgiving, Harry! Ollie would have strangled me; he’s still immensely jealous. He’s always asking me who my boyfriends are.”
He doubts she has any, and sips his drink. Although in this county women with big bottoms usually don’t go begging. Dutchmen love bulk. He says, “Well, I don’t know if I did such a great job with Janice. She has to live too.”
“Well Harry, if that’s your reasoning, we all have to live.” And from the way she stands there in front of him, if he sat up straight her pussy would be exactly at his nose. Hair tickles: he might sneeze. He sips the drink again, and feels the tasteless fluid expand his inner space. He might sit up at any minute, if she doesn’t watch out. From the hair on her head probably a thick springy bush, though you can’t always tell, some of the cunts in the magazine just had wisps at the base of their bellies, hardly an armpit’s worth. Dolls. She moves away saying, “Who’ll hold families together, if everybody has to live? Living is a compromise, between doing what you want and doing what other people want.”
“What about what poor old God wants?”
The uncalled-for noun jars her from the seductive pose she has assumed, facing out the window, her backside turned to him. The dog position. Tip her over a chair and let her fuss herself with her fingers into coming while he does it from behind. Janice got so she preferred it, more animal, she wasn’t distracted by the look on his face, never was one for wet kisses, when they first started going together complained she couldn’t breathe, he asked her if she had adenoids. Seriously. No two alike, a billion cunts in the world, snowflakes. Touch them right they melt. What we most protect is where we want to be invaded. Peggy leaves her drink on the sill like a tall jewel and turns to him with her deformed face open. Since the word has been sprung on her, she asks, “Don’t you think God is people?”
“No, I think God is everything that isn’t people. I guess I think that. I don’t think enough to know what I think.” In irritation, he stands.
Big against the window, a hot shadow, palish-purple edges catching the light ebbing from the red city, the dim mountain, Peggy exclaims. “Oh, you think with” – and to assist her awkward thought she draws his shape in the air with two hands, having freed them for this gesture – “your whole person.”
She looks so helpless and vague there seems nothing for Harry to do but step into the outline of himself she has drawn and kiss her. Her face, eclipsed, feels large and cool. Her lips bumble on his, the spongy wax of gumdrops, yet narcotic, not quite tasteless: as a kid Rabbit loved bland candy like Dots; sitting in the movies he used to plow through three nickel boxes of them, playing with them with his tongue and teeth, playing, playing before giving himself the ecstasy of the bite. Up and down his length she bumps against him, straining against his height, touching. The strange place on her where nothing is, the strange place higher where some things are. Her haunches knot with the effort of keeping on tiptoe. She pushes, pushes: he is a cunt this one-eyed woman is coldly pushing up into. He feels her mind gutter out; she has wrapped them in a clumsy large ball of darkness.
Something scratches on the ball. A key in a lock. Then the door knocks. Harry and Peggy push apart, she tucks her hair back around her spread-legged eyes and runs heavily to the door and lets in the boys. They are red-faced and furious. “Mom, the fucking thing broke down again,” Billy tells his mother. Nelson looks over at Harry. The boy is near tears. Since Janice left, he is silent and delicate: an eggshell full of tears.
“It wasn’t my fault,” he calls huskily, injustice a sieve in his throat. “Dad, he says it was my fault.”
“You baby, I didn’t say that exactly.”
“You did. He did, Dad, and it wasn’t.”
“All I said was he spun out too fast. He always spins out too fast. He flipped on a loose stone, now the headlight is bent under and it won’t start.”
“If it wasn’t such a cheap one it wouldn’t break all the time.”
“It’s not a cheap one it’s the best one there is almost and anyway you don’t even have any –”
“I wouldn’t take one if you gave it to me –”
“So who are you to talk.”
“Hey, easy, easy,” Harry says. “We’ll
get it fixed. I’ll pay for it.”
“Don’t pay for it, Dad. It wasn’t anybody’s fault. It’s just he’s so spoiled.”
“You shrimp,” Billy says, and hits him, much the same way that three weeks ago Harry hit Janice, hard but seeking a spot that could take it. Harry separates them, squeezing Billy’s arm so the kid clams up. This kid is going to be tough some day. Already his arm is stringy.
Peggy is just bringing it all into focus, her insides shifting back from that kiss. “Billy, these things will happen if you insist on playing so dangerously.” To Harry she says, “Damn Ollie for getting it for him, I think he did it to spite me. He knows I hate machines.”
Harry decides Billy is the one to talk to. “Hey. Billy. Shall I take Nelson back home, or do you want him to spend the night anyway?”
And both boys set up a wailing for Nelson to spend the night. “Dad you don’t have to come for me or anything, I’ll ride my bike home in the morning first thing, I left it here yesterday.”
So Rabbit releases Billy’s arm and gives Nelson a kiss somewhere around the ear and tries to find the right eye of Peggy’s to look into. “Okey-doak. I’ll be off.”
She says, “Must you? Stay. Can’t I give you supper? Another drink? It’s early yet.”
“This guy’s waiting,” Rabbit lies, and makes it around her furniture to the door.
Her body chases him. Her vague eyes shine in their tissue-paper sockets, and her lips have that loosened look kissed lips get; he resists the greedy urge to buy another box of Dots. “Harry,” she begins, and seems to fall toward him, after a stumble, though they don’t touch.
“Yeah?”
“I’m usually here. If – you know.”
“I know. Thanks for the g.-and-t. Your view is great.” He reaches then and pats, not her ass exactly, the flank at the side of it, too broad, too firm, alive enough under his palm, it turns out, to make him wonder, when her door closes, why he is going down the elevator, and out.