“Stop flirting with strange men, Vilma,” he told her, pulling her close.
“I wasn’t flirting and he’s not strange,” she said as she snuggled under his arm. “In fact, he’s very sweet. He’s not even mad that I turned him down.”
“For what?”
“Marriage,” Tilda said, laughing. “What is with you?”
“He proposed?”
“Six months ago. I told you this.”
“Oh,” Davy said, feeling foolish. “Right. Sorry.”
“Are you kidding?” Tilda said. “I love it that you’re jealous.”
“I’m not jealous,” Davy said. “But if he comes near you again, I’m breaking his fingers.”
“You have nothing to worry about, Ralph.” She stretched up and kissed his cheek. “He doesn’t have the fine understanding of living on the edge that you do. So few men do.” She smiled past him and turned to see Michael handing over another Finster. “Of course, you had a great teacher.” Before he could deny it, she slid out of his arms. “Furniture to sell,” she told him. “Move that armadillo footstool and wonderful things will happen to you later.”
Wonderful things are going to happen anyway, he thought as she walked away from him. He looked back at Michael. Okay, maybe part of him was Michael. The charming part. He’d take that legacy. Across the room, a woman picked up the armadillo footstool, and Davy went to help her.
Three footstools, an armoire, and a garden bench later, Nadine came back into the gallery from the street, looking enraged.
“Your father,” she said.
“Now what?”
“Kyle came by to see me,” Nadine said, “and your dad scared him away. I didn’t want to see him but I wanted to tell him that.” She glared at Davy. “What is wrong with you people?”
“We’re very protective of our womenfolk,” Davy said, giving up.
Nadine’s frown eased a little. “I thought you were on your way to Australia.”
“I am.”
“Then I am not your womanfolk,” Nadine said, her scowl back in place. “If you’re not staying with Aunt Tilda, back off.”
“Right,” Davy said. “I’m backing. Off. Go throw yourself away on a worthless male.”
“Yeah. Goodnight women do that a lot,” she said, and went to rescue Steve, who was being baby-talked to by a woman holding a giraffe side chair.
“I am not worthless,” he called after her, and did not look over at his father, who was undoubtedly leaving Dorcas shortly.
Clearly Fate had brought him to the Goodnights to make him see that he really was Michael and, in so doing, ruin his life. And he’d fallen for it. He should have walked away when Tilda said, “Steal it for me,” in the closet; he’d known that when she’d asked him. He should not have rented the apartment; he’d known that when he’d seen the sign in the window. He should—
“What’s wrong with you?” Michael said from behind him. “You look like the last grave over by the willow.”
Davy shook his head. “I should have listened when you said, if it’s too good to be true, get out.”
“Sometimes,” Michael said, “it’s better to stay and get taken.”
He nodded across the room, and Davy followed his gaze to Tilda, laughing with the customer over Steve, showing Nadine and everybody else in the room how to charm anybody.
“She’s something,” Michael told Davy. “She really is.”
Tilda turned to see them, her curls rumpled and her smile crooked and her eyes ...
“Yes,” Davy said to her.
“Are you sure she’s not bent?” Michael said. “Because if she was, she really would be too good—”
“Forget it, Dad,” Davy said, and crossed the room to buy whatever she was selling.
GWEN’S EVENING was a little rockier. It was clear to her that the show was a success; people weren’t exactly clawing their way through the door, but there was a nice crowd, thanks in no small part to the article in the Dispatch. People dropped by to meet Steve and stayed to have a good time, buying at a fast enough clip that Simon and Ethan spent the evening bringing up pieces to replace the things they’d sold. At ten, Ford came in and helped, and shortly after that, he brought her a dog-covered end table and said, “That’s it. You’ll have to start on the furniture in my room next,” and she’d said, “We’ll wait until you leave for Aruba for that.” He nodded, and she felt disappointed, and then some woman bought the end table —it had paws and a face that looked just like her Pete, she said, and Gwen had wondered if Pete was a dog or a husband— and she’d gone back to smiling until her face ached.
Shortly after that, Thomas came up to her and put his hand on her arm again. “Mrs. Goodnight?”
Oh, hell, Gwen thought, it’s the FBI. “Yes?”
“I was cleaning up the office,” he said, a fake smile pasted on his face, “and I found an interesting painting. A forest.”
“A forest,” Gwen said and thought, Damn it, Homer, why weren‘t you in the basement with Scarlet?
“It’s a painting by an artist named Homer Hodge,” Thomas said. “And it was part of Cyril Lewis’s collection that burned in the warehouse fire.”
“Oh.” Gwen sat down on her counter stool. That explained why Mason had it even though he’d given his Homer collection away. So how had he gotten it?
“Did you get that from Clea Lewis?” Thomas said, sounding stern in his white jacket.
“I don’t know what painting you’re talking about,” Gwen said. “It’s, in the office? We don’t store paintings in the office.”
“It was stuck behind the desk,” Thomas said.
“What were you doing behind the desk?” Gwen said.
“What are you doing with this painting?” Thomas said.
“Is there a problem?” Mason said, and they both jerked their heads around to see him standing on the other side of the counter. “Thomas,” he said severely, “you shouldn’t be annoying Mrs. Goodnight with catering details. Just handle whatever it is.”
Clea drifted up, her face grim, as she linked her arm through Mason’s. “You know, every time I go looking for you,” she told him, smiling tightly, “I find you over here.”
Mason disentangled his arm from hers, and Thomas, his face pale under his bruises, said to Gwen, “I’ll talk to you later.”
“I need to talk to you later,” Mason said to Gwen as Thomas turned away. “In the office. Privately.”
Clea’s face went stormy, and Gwen said brightly, “Oh, good. I’ll look forward to that Now if you could move, there’s a lady with an armadillo footstool behind you.”
By the end of the evening, Gwen had a raging headache, due in equal parts to Mason revolving by every fifteen minutes to pat her arm, Clea sending her death looks every five, Michael selling Finsters with outrageous promises (“Is she really going to be the next Wyeth?” one woman whispered to Gwen, and Gwen thought, Oh, hell, Michael, and smiled), and Ford looking bored and temporary as he hauled furniture out to waiting cars. Always on your way out the door, she thought as she watched him carry a ferret chair. Which is good because you’re a doughnut. Not to mention the hit man thing. Across the room, Louise, back early from the Double Take, looked at Simon as though he was the answer to her prayers, which was very Eve-like of her, and over by the butterfly chairs with the big sold tag, Davy kissed Tilda’s cheek and made her blush. No good, Gwen thought, neither one of these guys is going to stay. Why can’t my daughters see that? Doughnuts. They’re all doughnuts. By the time Thomas went AWOL around ten-thirty, she really didn’t care.
“Do you know where Thomas is?” Jeff said. “We’re out of potstickers. I asked Mason, and he said the last he saw of him, he was talking to Clea Lewis, and now she’s gone, too.”
“Maybe they’re having sex in the basement,” Gwen said, watching Tilda lean into Davy. “That’s popular lately.” Then she shook her head. Enough whining and negativity. Her family had been amazing all night, especially Nadine, back in full form fro
m the night before, and Tilda, wonderfully gracious and efficient, the center that held things together.
Davy, though, was the real revelation.
“That Davy,” Andrew said to her at the end of the show. “The last person I knew who could con people into buying like that was—”
“Tony,” Gwen said.
Davy smiled and people nodded. He leaned forward and spoke, and they considered the furniture. He leaned back and spread his hands and they bought, clearly delighted with their purchases, themselves, and him.
But there was no tension in Davy when he approached people. And when Tilda talked to someone, calm and knowledgeable, he stepped back and smiled at her, listening to every word. Tony would have shouldered her aside, but Davy brought people to her. “You have to talk to Matilda,” she heard him say to one buyer. “She knows everything.” He revolved around the room all night, selling everything in his path, but Tilda was his sun, the one he kept turning to.
He’s not Tony, Gwen thought, and felt relieved and wistful at the same time. Thinking about the past could do that to a woman. She turned the cash register over to Nadine and said, “I think we’re almost done. Check with Tilda, and if she says yes, we’ll start closing up.”
“Cool,” Nadine said, surveying the money.
“Was that Kyle I saw earlier?”
“Michael scared him off,” Nadine said. “Those Dempseys.”
“Good for Michael,” Gwen said. “Don’t let him near the cash drawer.”
Back inside the office, she was pouring vodka into her pineapple-orange, when Mason came in.
“This was great,” he said, rubbing his hands together nervously. “Gwen, honey, this was really good.”
“I know,” she said, toasting him with her glass. Mason had spent the evening reinforcing her suspicions that he was the most abysmal salesman she’d ever met in her life. On the other hand, the last thing she wanted was another salesman, and he’d paid off her mortgage, and he was a muffin. And he’d gotten “peccable” right Clearly that was a sign.
“The only thing is,” Mason said now, darting a glance over his shoulder, “we’re going to have to watch that Davy.”
“Davy?” Gwen said, her glass at her lips.
“He doesn’t understand gallery etiquette,” Mason said. “He kept laughing and talking like he was just anybody. He doesn’t realize how serious a gallery is. He has to go, Gwen.”
He’s jealous, Gwen thought.
“I mean it,” Mason said, trying to sound stronger and only sounding weaker. “He has to go.”
“That’s pretty much up to him and Tilda,” Gwen said. “So where’s Clea?”
“She went home a while ago,” Mason said. “I saw her talking to Thomas, and then she said she was going home and that’s the last I saw of either of them.” Mason took a deep breath. “I didn’t want to tell you this, I was hoping Davy would just move on.”
I’m going to hate this.
“He’s a con man, Gwen,” Mason said, and he said it gently enough that she knew he wasn’t lying, wasn’t trying to sabotage Davy, not that Mason would. He wasn’t that kind of man. “Clea knew him in L.A. He scammed everybody out there with these bogus land deals and movie deals. She said the last she saw of him, he was working for a porn producer, kind of his right-hand man. He’s not the right guy for Tilda.”
Oh, hell, Gwen thought. And he was so good tonight. Of course, if he was a con man, he would be good. And poor Tilda, so happy. “Maybe he’ll leave on his own,” Gwen said. “Don’t tell Tilda.”
“Of course not,” Mason said. “I wouldn’t have mentioned it to you except...” He trailed off, clearly upset, and she moved over to him, putting her hand on his sleeve.
“I appreciate it that you told me,” she said. “It’s right that I know that.”
“Thank you,” he said, moving closer. “I really didn’t want to be the one to tell you.”
“You’re very sweet,” she said, and he bent and kissed her again, and it was nice. He was such a nice guy, not a con man or a hit man or anything but a good man, and it was time she stopped falling for the flashy cowboy doughnuts and grew up.
Then he said, “I was going to wait for this, but...” and pulled out a ring box.
“Oh,” Gwen said, and she said it again when he opened it and showed her a rock that lit the room, at least ten carats.
“We can run the gallery together, Gwennie. It’ll still be the Goodnight Gallery. Everything will be the same as it always was. It’ll just be with me instead of Tony. Marry me, Gwennie.”
Mason’s voice shook a little when he said it, and Gwen said, “Did you pay off the gallery?”
“What?”
“I know it’s rude to ask, but somebody paid off the mortgage,” Gwen said, “and I know it must be you.”
“Oh,” Mason said, looking taken aback. “Uh, well, yes.”
That’s it then, Gwen thought. It was a good offer. It wasn’t as if she was ever getting out of here anyway. Mason was very sweet, he wasn’t bragging about the mortgage at all. Tilda would be free. Nadine could go to college. She leaned forward and kissed him again, grateful but depressed.
“Is that a yes?” he said, and she nodded, and he slid the ring on her finger, and put his arms around her. “We’re going to be so happy,” he told her as he held her, and she crooked her finger to keep the ring on because it was too large.
“Yes,” Gwen said into his shoulder. “Can we go scuba diving for our honeymoon?”
“Of course,” Mason said. “Anything you want.”
“Just not to Aruba,” Gwen said.
Nadine opened the door and said, “Uh, Aunt Tilda says it’s time to close,” and Gwen pulled back. “Also, we can’t find Thomas the Caterer. Did he leave? Because all his stuff is here.”
“I’ll be right there,” Gwen said, and straightened her dress, which didn’t need straightening. “I have to go—”
“I understand,” Mason said.
“So, tomorrow,” Gwen said, smiling at him as brightly as she could.
“Oh,” he said, and looked up at the ceiling, toward her apartment.
“Because we have to ... you know ... shut down the gallery,” Gwen said, trying to think of a reason not to invite her fiancé upstairs. “For the night. Clean up. You know.”
“Of course,” Mason said, looking confused. “I’ll see you tomorrow.” He kissed her again, and over his shoulder, Gwen could see Nadine scowling.
Yeah, I kind of feel that way, too, she thought.
OUT IN the gallery, Davy had come up behind Tilda, put his arms around her, and whispered in her ear, “I have plans for you, Vilma.”
Oh, good, Tilda thought. “There’s one last woman over there thinking about buying that awful wombat chest.” She snuggled in closer. “Don’t you think you should go sell it to her?”
“No,” Davy said. “I’m tired, the show’s over, and I want to clean this place up and then see how easy this dress is to get off.”
“Extremely easy.” Tilda shoved her shoulder strap up again. “The trick all evening has been to keep it on. I don’t know how Louise manages this stuff.”
Back in the office, Nadine started the jukebox, and some woman began to sing about saving the last dance.
Davy frowned. “What is this song? And why do I have good feelings about it?”
Tilda laughed. “You were winning a bet the last time you heard it.” Her shoulder strap fell down again.
“We can clean tomorrow.” Davy took her hand and pulled her toward the office door.
“You were great tonight,” Tilda said, following him.
“You haven’t seen anything yet, Celeste.”
Tilda stopped at the door for one last look around the gallery. About half of the furniture was gone, and the rest would go in the next couple of weeks as word spread. She wasn’t going to set the art world on fire, or even the furniture world, but people had liked the things they bought, the Finsters notwithstanding. And the
y’d bought them because of Davy. The basement was empty because of Davy.
No, she thought. Only half-empty.
“Okay, long silences make me nervous,” Davy said from the office doorway. “Also, you have that look on your face again.”
She turned back to him. “You’re solving all my problems.”
“I can do it all,” he said, not really listening as he tugged at her hand. “Come upstairs and I’ll show you.”
“Come downstairs first,” she said.
Davy shook his head. “The bed’s packed in the van. And that concrete floor is cold.”
“I have something to show you.” She pulled her hand out of his and headed for the basement.
“Can’t you show it to me in the attic?” he said, but he followed her down the stairs and stopped behind her as she punched in the code for the studio.
“Til, you don’t have to,” he said, his voice serious.
“Yeah,” she said. “I do. Here’s the last of my secrets, Dempsey. Let’s see how good you are with a big problem.”
And then she opened the door.
Chapter 18
UPSTAIRS, the last customer left with her wombats, and Nadine and Ethan walked around picking up cups. “We’ll clean up the office and then head upstairs,” Nadine told Gwen. “We have things to talk about.”
“You didn’t bug anybody else, did you?” Gwen said, alarmed.
“No,” Ethan said. “But the investigation is ongoing.”
“What things, then?” Gwen said, looking at Nadine with narrowed eyes.
“We’re going to discuss the future of Matilda Veronica furniture,” Nadine said. “We’re going to run out pretty soon, and we were thinking that if we went around to dumps and collected stuff on trash day, that Tilda could draw the lines and we could paint them.”
“I don’t know if Tilda wants to.” Gwen looked around the depleted gallery. Mason wouldn’t be happy about more furniture. He’d want to sell paintings. Her head throbbed harder. “I don’t even know when Tilda is leaving again on her next mural.”
“That’s why we need to talk about this first,” Nadine said. “It’s still fuzzy, but once Ethan and I work out the details, I don’t think she’ll say no. After all, we’ll be doing most of the work. Right?” She nudged Ethan and grinned up at him affectionately. “It’s not like Ethan has anything else to do.”
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