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by Ann M. Martin


  Find out where the jokes are coming from!

  Search no further. The funniest camp jokes around are right here. Karen thinks they are gigundoly funny!

  How do you keep a skunk under the bunk from smelling?

  Hold its nose!

  What do you get when you mix a Tyrannosaurus Rox with a skunk?

  The biggest stinker in the world!

  Is it okay to eat the sand at the beach?

  Why eat sand when you can eat dirt cheap?

  What shampoo works best on mountains?

  Head and Boulders!

  What’s the best way to catch a fish?

  Have someone throw it to you!

  Why is softball a monster camper’s favorite sport?

  Because of all the double headers!

  About the Author

  ANN M. MARTIN is the acclaimed and bestselling author of a number of novels and series, including Belle Teal, A Corner of the Universe (a Newbery Honor book), A Dog’s Life, Here Today, P.S. Longer Letter Later (written with Paula Danziger), the Family Tree series, the Doll People series (written with Laura Godwin), the Main Street series, and the generation-defining series The Baby-sitters Club. She lives in New York.

  Copyright © 1993 by Ann M. Martin

  Activities by Nancy E. Krulik

  Activity illustrations by Alfred Giuliani

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  First edition, 1993

  e-ISBN 978-1-338-09456-5

 

 

 


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