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by Angela Carter


  ‘The value of the book is its new style,’ he said of Ulysses to a friend in Paris.

  And another thing . . . Poet of the upper-working and lower-middle classes as he was – that is, of the artistically most despised and rejected, poet of those exiled from poetry – he never succumbed to the delusion that people who do not say complicated things do not have complicated thoughts. Hence, the stream-of-consciousness technique, to bring that inner life into the open. It’s simple. Just as, when you hear Joyce read aloud in the rhythms of Irish, it, too, all falls into place.

  That is what Radio Telefis Eirann did, for Bloomsday. RTE broadcast Ulysses, read aloud, from early morning on 16 June till the next day. All over the city, transistors fed it to the air. RTE propose to sell cassettes of this mammoth and inspired occasion for the sum of £1,000 each, which would have gladdened Joyce’s heart of a balked entrepreneur. (He set up the first cinema in Dublin, the Volta, in 1909, with Triestine money. It failed. RTE’s project, with a market of American universities, will probably succeed.)

  ‘History is a trap from which I am trying to escape,’ said Stephen Daedalus. The Bloomsday of 1982 takes place in the capital city of the Republic of Ireland. It is a country which Bloom Joyce, the wandering Irishman, would find amazing. A state reception was held for him in Dublin Castle, and this reception turned out to be the very kind of riotous party Joyce adored. American Express offered the city the Bloomsday present of Joyce’s head in bronze; the President himself, Dr Patrick Hillery, unveiled it. (Nobody thought to gratify Joyce’s gleeful and malicious ghost by slipping say, an item of ladies’ underwear under the veil and, indeed, it would have marred the dignity of the occasion.) Bloomsday was celebrated with such stylish and imaginative joyousness it seemed a pity the old boy missed it.

  But the old city is pulling itself down. Freed at last from that ‘hemiplegia of the will’ which Joyce diagnosed as his country’s most significant malady in a letter to his brother in 1903, Dublin, all bustle, thrust, traffic-jams, and businessmen concluding suave deals, is no longer the city I remember from even twenty years ago, which, then, pickled in the sour brine of poverty, was sufficiently like the city of the book to make you blink.

  Nobody knows what tomorrow will bring.

  The squares, the terraces, the grand parades, going, going, deserted, weed-grown, the city of the Raj, waiting for the demolition men, gone. The city seethes with gossip, rumour, and speculation about the activities of property speculators. Up go the mirror-clad slabs of office-blocks; Ireland has at last followed Joyce into Europe.

  Everything has changed. If 16 June was Bloomsday, 26 June was Gay Pride Day. In the personal column of the magazine, In Dublin, the ‘Legion of Mary’ finds itself at hazard of alphabetical listing, nudging against ‘Lesbian Line’. Decorating each street corner, exquisitely spiked and studded Irish punks have, overnight, discovered Style. The city, the country, whose inhabitants once seemed to leap with one bound from babyhood to middle age now seethes with the youngest population in Europe who have a look in their eyes that suggests they will not be easily satisfied. One doubts both the old sow’s appetite for this farrow and her ability to digest it.

  But nobody lives at 7, Eccles Street, anymore. The house where the imaginary Blooms never lived is now a tumbledown shell. Its door graces the Bailey Bar, in Duke Street. Before this abandoned house, however, at three in the afternoon of Bloomsday, a facsimile of Molly Bloom disposed herself upon a makeshift bed while Blazes Boylan made his way towards her and her husband pottered pooterishly round the town. Because this is what Dublin did for Bloomsday: it peopled the streets of the city with the beings of the book: the Word made Flesh, in fact.

  For one hour, just one hour, up they all popped, in costume, large as life, and even ‘William Humble, Earl of Dudley, and Lady Dudley, accompanied by Lieutenant-Colonel Hesseltine’ riding out from the viceregal lodge in a cavalcade of carriages and antique horseless carriages. And exquisite children in pinafores and sunbonnets and ladies in tight bloomers on tricycles and blind men and one-legged sailors and look it up in your Bodley Head edition, the ‘Wandering Rocks’ episode in Ulysses (pages 280, 328), this slice of teeming 1904 Dublin life rendered as street theatre, like a marvellous hallucination. Nothing could have been more perfect, as the city adopted Bloomsday and revisited its own vanishing past with a tourist’s eager curiosity and the devotion of a trustee.

  These are, perhaps, the last few years when Joyce’s fictional blueprints of Dublin will correspond at all to the real outlines of the city. Dublin appears, the final tribute, to be ‘fixing’ the city of the book as perfect fiction by tidying away the real thing so that Joyce’s Dublin can gloriously survive as its own monument, the book which is the city, the metaphysical city of the word, while whatever it is that happens next gets on with it.

  Jorge Luis Borges at the Bloomsday banquet, proposing the toast to Joyce and Ireland (‘since for me they are inseparable’), opined that, one day, ‘as with all great books’, Ulysses and Finnegans Wake would become books for children. One day, one fine day, one universal Bloomsday, when, perhaps, the metaphysics depart from the book and it becomes life, again.

  (1982)

  Notes

  Introduction

  1. From the essay, ‘Readers respond to Rousseau’, in Robert Darnton, The Great Cat Massacre (London: Allen Lane, 1984).

  1. Milorad Pavic: Dictionary of the Khazars

  A review of Milorad Pavic, Dictionary of the Khazars: A Lexicon Novel in 100,000 Words, trans. Christina Privicevic-Zoric (London: Hamish Hamilton), London Review of Books, 1989.

  2. Milorad Pavic: Landscape Painted with Tea

  A review of Milorad Pavic, Landscape Painted with Tea, trans. Christina Privicevic-Zoric (London: Hamish Hamilton), The Independent on Sunday, 1991.

  3. Irish Folk Tales, Arab Folktales

  A review of Irish Folk Tales, ed. Henry Glassie (Harmondsworth: Penguin Books) and Arab Folktales, trans. and ed. Inea Bushnaq (Harmondsworth: Penguin Books), Guardian, 1987.

  4. Danilo Kis: The Encyclopedia of the Dead

  A review of Danilo Kis, The Encyclopedia of the Dead (New York: Farrar, Straus & Giroux), New York Times Book Review, 1989.

  5. John Berger: Pig Earth

  A review of John Berger, Pig Earth (London: Writers and Readers Publishing Co-operative), New Society, 1979.

  6. John Berger: Once in Europa

  A review of John Berger, Once in Europa (New York: Pantheon Books), Washington Post, 1989.

  7. The German Legends of the Brothers Grimm

  A review of The German Legends of the Brothers Grimm, trans. and ed. Donald Ward (London: Millington Books), Guardian, 1981.

  8. Georges Bataille: Story of the Eye

  A review of Georges Bataille, Story of the Eye (London: Marion Boyars), New Society, 1979.

  9. William Burroughs: The Western Lands

  A review of William Burroughs, The Western Lands (London: Picador), Guardian, 1988.

  10. William Burroughs: Ah Pook is Here

  A review of William Burroughs, Ah Pook is Here (London: John Calder), Guardian, 1979.

  11. J. G. Ballard: Empire of the Sun

  A review of J. G. Ballard, Empire of the Sun (London: Victor Gollancz), Time Out, 1984.

  12. Walter de la Mare: Memoirs of a Midget

  Written as the Introduction to Walter de la Mare, Memoirs of a Midget (Oxford University Press, 1982).

  13. The Alchemy of the Word

  First published in Harpers & Queen, 1978.

  14. An Omelette and a Glass of Wine and other Dishes

  A review of Ann Barr and Paul Levy, The Official Foodie Handbook (London: Ebury Press), Elizabeth David, An Omelette and a Glass of Wine (London: Hale), and Alice Waters, Chez Panisse Menu Cookbook, Foreword by Jane Grigson (London: Chatto & Windus), London Review of Books, 1984, with subsequent correspondence, London Review of Books, 1985.

  15. Redcliffe Salaman: The History and Social Influence of the Potato<
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  A review of Redcliffe Salaman, The History and Social Influence of the Potato, ed. J. G. Hawkes (Cambridge University Press), London Review of Books, 1986.

  16. Food in Vogue

  A review of Food in Vogue: Six Decades of Cooking and Entertaining, ed. Barbara Tims (London: Harrap), New Society, 1977.

  17. Elizabeth David: English Bread and Yeast Cookery

  A review of Elizabeth David, English Bread and Yeast Cookery (London: Penguin Books), New Society, 1987.

  18. Patience Gray: Honey from a Weed

  A review of Patience Gray, Honey from a Weed: Fasting and Feasting in Tuscany, Catalonia, the Cyclades and Apulia (London: Prospect Books), London Review of Books, 1987.

  19. Hanif Kureishi: The Buddha of Surburbia

  A review of Hanif Kureishi, The Buddha of Suburbia (London: Faber & Faber), Guardian, 1990.

  20. Ian Jack: Before the Oil Ran Out and others

  A review of Ian Jack, Before the Oil Ran Out: Britain 1977–86 (London: Secker & Warburg), Beryl Bainbridge, Forever England: North and South (London: Duckworth/BBC Books), and Norma Dolby’s Diary: An Account of the Great Miners’ Strike (London: Verso), Guardian, 1987.

  21. Michael Moorcock: Mother London

  A review of Michael Moorcock, Mother London (London: Secker & Warburg), Guardian, 1988.

  22. Iain Sinclair: Downriver

  A review of Iain Sinclair, Downriver (London: Paladin), London Review of Books, 1991, and letter from the author.

  23. Robert Coover: A Night at the Movies

  A review of Robert Coover, A Night at the Movies, or, You Must Rember This (London: Heinemann), Guardian, 1987.

  24. Hollywood

  A review of David Bordwell, Janet Staiger, and Kristin Thompson, The Classical Hollywood Cinema: Film Styles to 1960 (London: Routledge), Paul F. Boller jr and Ronald L. Davis, Hollywood Anecdotes (Basingstoke: Macmillan), and Close-Ups: The Movie Star Book, ed. Danny Peary (New York: Fireside), Guardian, 1988.

  25. Edmund White: The Beautiful Room is Empty

  A review of Edmund White, The Beautiful Room is Empty (London: Picador), Guardian, 1988.

  26. Paul Theroux: My Secret History

  A review of Paul Theroux, My Secret History (London: Hamish Hamilton), Guardian, 1989.

  27. Gilbert Hernandez: Duck Feet

  Written as the Introduction to Gilbert Hernandez, Duck Feet (London: Titan Books, 1988).

  28. Louise Erdrich: The Beet Queen

  A review of Louise Erdrich, The Beet Queen (London: Hamish Hamilton), Guardian, 1987.

  29. Grace Paley: The Little Disturbances of Man and Enormous Changes at the Last Minute

  A review of Grace Paley, The Little Disturbances of Man (London: Virago) and Enormous Changes at the Last Minute (London: Virago), London Review of Books, 1980.

  30. Charlotte Brontë: Jane Eyre

  Written as the Introduction to Charlotte Brontë, Jane Eyre (London: Virago, 1990).

  1. The Poems of Charlotte Brontë and Patrick Branwell Brontë, ed. T. J. Wise and J. A. Symington (Oxford: Blackwell, 1934).

  31. David Kunzle: Fashion and Fetishisms

  A review of Christina Stead, The Beauties and Furies, Introduction by Hilary Bailey (London: Virago), London Review of Books, 1982 and I’m Dying Laughing (London: Virago), Guardian, 1987.

  33. Phyllis Rose: Jazz Cleopatra

  A review of Phyllis Rose, Jazz Cleopatra: Josephine Baker in her Time (London: Chatto & Windus), The Tatler, 1990.

  34. Murasaki Shikibu: The Tale of Genji

  A review of Murasaki Shikibu, The Tale of Genji (London: Secker & Warburg), Guardian, 1977.

  35. Eric Rhode: On Birth and Madness

  A review of Eric Rhode, On Birth and Madness (London: Duckworth), London Review of Books, 1988.

  Envoi: Bloomsday

  First published in New Society, 1982.

  1. James Joyce, Richard Ellman (New York: Oxford University Press, 1959).

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