by George Eliot
 adult male fellow-Britons returned in the last census, are neither 
   extraordinarily silly, nor extraordinarily wicked, nor extraordinarily wise; 
   their eyes are neither deep and liquid with sentiment, nor sparkling with 
   suppressed witticisms; they have probably had no hairbreadth escapes or 
   thrilling adventures; their brains are certainly not pregnant with genius, and 
   their passions have not manifested themselves at all after the fashion of a 
   volcano. They are simply men of complexions more or less muddy, whose 
   conversation is more or less bald and disjointed. Yet these common-place 
   people�many of them�bear a conscience, and have felt the sublime prompting to do 
   the painful right; they have their unspoken sorrows, and their sacred joys; 
   their hearts have perhaps gone out towards their first-born, and they have 
   mourned over the irreclaimable dead. Nay, is there not a pathos in their very 
   insignificance,� in our comparison of their dim and narrow existence with the 
   glorious possibilities of that human nature which they share?
   Depend upon it, you would gain unspeakably if you would learn with me to see 
   some of the poetry and the pathos, the tragedy and the comedy, lying in the 
   experience of a human soul that looks out through dull grey eyes, and that 
   speaks in a voice of quite ordinary tones. In that case, I should have no fear 
   of your not caring to know what farther befell the Rev. Amos Barton, or of your 
   thinking the homely details I have to tell at all beneath your attention. As it 
   is, you can, if you please, decline to pursue my story farther; and you will 
   easily find reading more to your taste, since I learn from the newspapers that 
   many remarkable novels, full of striking situations, thrilling incidents, and 
   eloquent writing, have appeared only within the last season.
   Meanwhile, readers who have begun to feel an interest in the Rev. Amos Barton 
   and his wife, will be glad to learn that Mr Oldinport lent the twenty pounds. 
   But twenty pounds are soon exhausted when twelve are due as back payment to the 
   butcher, and when the possession of eight extra sovereigns in February weather 
   is an irresistible temptation to order a new greatcoat. And though Mr Bridmain 
   so far departed from the necessary economy entailed on him by the Countess's 
   elegant toilette and expensive maid, as to choose a handsome black silk, stiff, 
   as his experienced eye discerned, with the genuine strength of its own texture, 
   and not with the factitious strength of gum, and present it to Mrs Barton, in 
   retrieval of the accident that had occurred at his table, yet, dear me�as every 
   husband has heard�what is the present of a gown, when you are deficiently 
   furnished with the et-ceteras of apparel, and when, moreover, there are six 
   children whose wear and tear of clothes is something incredible to the 
   non-maternal mind?
   Indeed, the equation of income and expenditure was offering new and constantly 
   accumulating difficulties to Mr and Mrs Barton; for shortly after the birth of 
   little Walter, Milly's aunt, who had lived with her ever since her marriage, had 
   withdrawn herself, her furniture, and her yearly income, to the household of 
   another niece; prompted to that step, very probably, by a slight "tiff" with the 
   Rev. Amos, which occurred while Milly was up-stairs, and proved one too many for 
   the elderly lady's patience and magnanimity. Mr Barton's temper was a little 
   warm, but, on the other hand, elderly maiden ladies are known to be susceptible; 
   so we will not suppose that all the blame lay on his side�the less so, as he had 
   every motive for humouring an inmate whose presence kept the wolf from the door. 
   It was now nearly a year since Miss Jackson's departure, and, to a fine ear, the 
   howl of the wolf was audibly approaching.
   It was a sad thing, too, that when the last snow had melted, when the purple and 
   yellow crocuses were coming up in the garden, and the old church was already 
   half pulled down, Milly had an illness which made her lips look pale, and 
   rendered it absolutely necessary that she should not exert herself for some 
   time. Mr Brand, the Shepperton doctor so obnoxious to Mr Pilgrim, ordered her to 
   drink port-wine, and it was quite necessary to have a char-woman very often, to 
   assist Nanny in all the extra work that fell upon her.
   Mrs Hackit, who hardly ever paid a visit to any one but her oldest and nearest 
   neighbour, Mrs Patten, now took the unusual step of calling at the vicarage one 
   morning; and the tears came into her unsentimental eyes as she saw Milly seated 
   pale and feeble in the parlour, unable to persevere in sewing the pinafore that 
   lay on the table beside her. Little Dickey, a boisterous boy of five, with large 
   pink cheeks and sturdy legs, was having his turn to sit with Mamma, and was 
   squatting quiet as a mouse at her knee, holding her soft white hand between his 
   little red, black-nailed fists. He was a boy whom Mrs Hackit, in a severe mood, 
   had pronounced "stocky" (a word that etymologically, in all probability, conveys 
   some allusion to an instrument of punishment for the refractory); but seeing him 
   thus subdued into goodness, she smiled at him with her kindest smile, and, 
   stooping down, suggested a kiss�a favour which Dickey resolutely declined.
   "Now do you take nourishing things anuff?" was one of Mrs Hackit's first 
   questions, and Milly endeavoured to make it appear that no woman was ever so 
   much in danger of being over-fed and led into self-indulgent habits as herself. 
   But Mrs Hackit gathered one fact from her replies, namely, that Mr Brand had 
   ordered port-wine.
   While this conversation was going forward, Dickey had been furtively stroking 
   and kissing the soft white hand; so that at last, when a pause came, his mother 
   said, smilingly, "Why are you kissing my hand, Dickey?"
   "It id to yovely," answered Dickey, who, you observe, was decidedly backward in 
   his pronunciation.
   Mrs Hackit remembered this little scene in after days, and thought with peculiar 
   tenderness and pity of the "stocky boy."
   The next day there came a hamper with Mrs Hackit's respects; and on being 
   opened, it was found to contain half-a-dozen of port-wine and two couples of 
   fowls. Mrs Farquhar, too, was very kind; insisted on Mrs Barton's rejecting all 
   arrowroot but hers, which was genuine Indian, and carried away Sophy and Fred to 
   stay with her a fortnight. These and other good-natured attentions made the 
   trouble of Milly's illness more bearable; but they could not prevent it from 
   swelling expenses, and Mr Barton began to have serious thoughts of representing 
   his case to a certain charity for the relief of needy curates.
   Altogether, as matters stood in Shepperton, the parishioners were more likely to 
   have a strong sense that the clergyman needed their material aid, than that they 
   needed his spiritual aid,�not the best state of things in this age and country, 
   where faith in men solely on the ground of their spiritual gifts has 
   considerably diminished, and especially unfavourable to the influence of the 
   Rev. Amos, whose spiritual gifts would not have had a very commanding power even 
   in an age of faith.
   But, you ask
, did not the Countess Czerlaski pay any attention to her friends 
   all this time? To be sure she did. She was indefatigable in visiting her "sweet 
   Milly," and sitting with her for hours together; and it may seem remarkable to 
   you that she neither thought of taking away any of the children, nor of 
   providing for any of Milly's probable wants; but ladies of rank and of luxurious 
   habits, you know, cannot be expected to surmise the details of poverty. She put 
   a great deal of eau-de-Cologne on Mrs Barton's pocket-handkerchief, rearranged 
   her pillow and footstool, kissed her cheeks, wrapped her in a soft warm shawl 
   from her own shoulders, and amused her with stories of the life she had seen 
   abroad. When Mr Barton joined them, she talked of Tractarianism, of her 
   determination not to reenter the vortex of fashionable life, and of her anxiety 
   to see him in a sphere large enough for his talents. Milly thought her 
   sprightliness and affectionate warmth quite charming, and was very fond of her; 
   while the Rev. Amos had a vague consciousness that he had risen into 
   aristocratic life, and only associated with his middle-class parishioners in a 
   pastoral and parenthetic manner.
   However, as the days brightened, Milly's cheeks and lips brightened too; and in 
   a few weeks she was almost as active as ever, though watchful eyes might have 
   seen that activity was not easy to her. Mrs Hackit's eyes were of that kind, and 
   one day when Mr and Mrs Barton had been dining with her for the first time since 
   Milly's illness, she observed to her husband�"That poor thing's dreadful weak 
   an' dilicate; she won't stan' havin' many more children."
   Mr Barton, meanwhile, had been indefatigable in his vocation. He had preached 
   two extemporary sermons every Sunday at the workhouse, where a room had been 
   fitted up for divine service, pending the alterations in the church; and had 
   walked the same evening to a cottage at one or other extremity of his parish to 
   deliver another sermon, still more extemporary, in an atmosphere impregnated 
   with spring-flowers and perspiration. After all these labours you will easily 
   conceive that he was considerably exhausted by half-past nine o'clock in the 
   evening, and that a supper at a friendly parishioner's, with a glass, or even 
   two glasses, of brandy-and-water after it, was a welcome reinforcement. Mr 
   Barton was not at all an ascetic: he thought the benefits of fasting were 
   entirely confined to the Old Testament dispensation; he was fond of relaxing 
   himself with a little gossip; indeed, Miss Bond, and other ladies of 
   enthusiastic views, sometimes regretted that Mr Barton did not more 
   uninterruptedly exhibit a superiority to the things of the flesh. Thin ladies, 
   who take little exercise, and whose livers are not strong enough to bear 
   stimulants, are so extremely critical about one's personal habits! And, after 
   all, the Rev. Amos never came near the borders of a vice. His very faults were 
   middling�he was not very ungrammatical. It was not in his nature to be 
   superlative in anything; unless, indeed, he was superlatively middling, the 
   quintessential extract of mediocrity. If there was any one point on which he 
   showed an inclination to be excessive, it was confidence in his own shrewdness 
   and ability in practical matters, so that he was very full of plans which were 
   something like his moves in chess�admirably well calculated, supposing the state 
   of the case were otherwise. For example, that notable plan of introducing 
   anti-dissenting books into his Lending Library did not in the least appear to 
   have bruised the head of Dissent, though it had certainly made Dissent strongly 
   inclined to bite the Rev. Amos's heel. Again, he vexed the souls of his 
   church-wardens and influential parishioners by his fertile suggestiveness as to 
   what it would be well for them to do in the matter of the church repairs, and 
   other ecclesiastical secularities.
   "I never see the like to parsons," Mr Hackit said one day in conversation with 
   his brother churchwarden, Mr Bond; "they're al'ys for meddlin' wi' business, an' 
   they know no moor about it than my black filly."
   "Ah," said Mr Bond, "they're too high learnt to have much common-sense."
   "Well," remarked Mr Hackit, in a modest and dubious tone, as if throwing out a 
   hypothesis which might be considered bold, "I should say that's a bad sort o' 
   eddication as makes folks onreasonable."
   So that, you perceive, Mr Barton's popularity was in that precarious condition, 
   in that toppling and contingent state, in which a very slight push from a 
   malignant destiny would utterly upset it. That push was not long in being given, 
   as you shall hear.
   One fine May morning, when Amos was out on his parochial visits, and the 
   sunlight was streaming through the bow-window of the sitting-room, where Milly 
   was seated at her sewing, occasionally looking up to glance at the children 
   playing in the garden, there came a loud rap at the door, which she at once 
   recognised as the Countess's, and that well-dressed lady presently entered the 
   sitting-room, with her veil drawn over her face. Milly was not at all surprised 
   or sorry to see her; but when the Countess threw up her veil, and showed that 
   her eyes were red and swollen, she was both surprised and sorry.
   "What can be the matter, dear Caroline?"
   Caroline threw down Jet, who gave a little yelp; then she threw her arms round 
   Milly's neck, and began to sob; then she threw herself on the sofa, and begged 
   for a glass of water; then she threw off her bonnet and shawl; and, by the time 
   Milly's imagination had exhausted itself in conjuring up calamities, she said,�
   "Dear, how shall I tell you? I am the most wretched woman. To be deceived by a 
   brother to whom I have been so devoted�to see him degrading himself�giving 
   himself utterly to the dogs!"
   "What can it be?" said Milly, who began to picture to herself the sober Mr 
   Bridmain taking to brandy and betting.
   "He is going to be married�to marry my own maid, that deceitful Alice, to whom I 
   have been the most indulgent mistress. Did you ever hear of anything so 
   disgraceful? so mortifying? so disreputable?"
   "And has he only just told you of it?" said Milly, who, having really heard of 
   worse conduct, even in her innocent life, avoided a direct answer.
   "Told me of it! he had not even the grace to do that. I went into the 
   dining-room suddenly and found him kissing her�disgusting at his time of life, 
   is it not?�and when I reproved her for allowing such liberties, she turned round 
   saucily, and said she was engaged to be married to my brother, and she saw no 
   shame in allowing him to kiss her. Edmund is a miserable coward, you know, and 
   looked frightened; but when she asked him to say whether it was not so, he tried 
   to summon up courage and say yes. I left the room in disgust, and this morning I 
   have been questioning Edmund, and find that he is bent on marrying this woman, 
   and that he has been putting off telling me�because he was ashamed of himself, I 
   suppose. I couldn't possibly stay in the house after this, with my own maid 
   turned mistress. And now, Milly, I am come to throw myself on your charity for a 
   week or two. Will you take me in?"
   "That we will," said Milly, "if you will only put up with our poor rooms and way 
   of living. It will be delightful to have you!"
   "It will soothe me to be with you and Mr Barton a little while. I feel quite 
   unable to go among my other friends just at present. What those two wretched 
   people will do I don't know �leave the neighbourhood at once, I hope. I 
   entreated my brother to do so, before he disgraced himself."
   When Amos came home, he joined his cordial welcome and sympathy to Milly's. 
   By-and-by the Countess's formidable boxes, which she had carefully packed before 
   her indignation drove her away from Camp Villa, arrived at the vicarage, and 
   were deposited in the spare bedroom, and in two closets, not spare, which Milly 
   emptied for their reception. A week afterwards, the excellent apartments at Camp 
   Villa, comprising dining and drawing rooms, three bedrooms and a dressing-room, 
   were again to let, and Mr Bridmain's sudden departure, together with the 
   Countess Czerlaski's installation as a visitor at Shepperton Vicarage, became a 
   topic of general conversation in the neighbourhood. The keen-sighted virtue of 
   Milby and Shepperton saw in all this a confirmation of its worst suspicions, and 
   pitied the Rev. Amos Barton's gullibility.
   But when week after week, and month after month, slipped by without witnessing 
   the Countess's departure�when summer and harvest had fled, and still left her 
   behind them occupying the spare bedroom and the closets, and also a large 
   proportion of Mrs Barton's time and attention, new surmises of a very evil kind 
   were added to the old rumours, and began to take the form of settled convictions 
   in the minds even of Mr Barton's most friendly parishioners.
   And now, here is an opportunity for an accomplished writer to apostrophise 
   calumny, to quote Virgil, and to show that he is acquainted with the most 
   ingenious things which have been said on that subject in polite literature.
   But what is opportunity to the man who can't use it? An unfecundated egg, which 
   the waves of time wash away into nonentity. So, as my memory is ill-furnished, 
   and my note-book still worse, I am unable to show myself either erudite or 
   eloquent apropos of the calumny whereof the Rev. Amos Barton was the victim. I 
   can only ask my reader, did you ever upset your ink-bottle, and watch, in 
   helpless agony, the rapid spread of Stygian blackness over your fair manuscript 
   or fairer table-cover? With a like inky swiftness did gossip now blacken the 
   reputation of the Rev. Amos Barton, causing the unfriendly to scorn and even the 
   friendly to stand aloof, at a time when difficulties of another kind were fast 
   thickening around him.
   CHAPTER VI. 
   One November morning, at least six months after the Countess Czerlaski had taken 
   up her residence at the vicarage, Mrs Hackit heard that her neighbour Mrs Patten 
   had an attack of her old complaint, vaguely called "the spasms." Accordingly, 
   about eleven o'clock, she put on her velvet bonnet and cloth cloak, with a long 
   boa and a muff large enough to stow a prize baby in; for Mrs Hackit regulated 
   her costume by the calendar, and brought out her furs on the first of November, 
   whatever might be the temperature. She was not a woman weakly to accommodate 
   herself to shilly-shally proceedings. If the season didn't know what it ought to 
   do, Mrs Hackit did. In her best days, it was always sharp weather at "Gunpowder 
   Plot," and she didn't like new fashions.
   And this morning the weather was very rationally in accordance with her costume, 
   for as she made her way through the fields to Cross Farm, the yellow leaves on 
   the hedge-girt elms, which showed bright and golden against the low-hanging 
   purple clouds, were being scattered across the grassy path by the coldest of 
   November winds. "Ah," Mrs Hackit thought to herself, "I dare say we shall have a 
   sharp pinch this winter, and if we do, I shouldn't wonder if it takes the old