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by Jimmy Giggles

Knock knock!

  Who's there?

  May!

  May who?

  May I come in?

  Knock knock!

  Who's there?

  Alf!

  Alf who?

  I pay Alf the rent here. Let me in!

  Knock knock!

  Who's there?

  Ocelot!

  Ocelot who?

  You Ocelot of questions, don't you?

  Knock knock!

  Who's there?

  Agatha!

  Agatha who?

  Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin?

  Knock knock!

  Who's there?

  Agent!

  Agent who?

  Agentle breeze!

  Knock knock!

  Who's there?

  Keri!

  Keri who?

  Keri out the trash!

  Knock knock!

  Who's there?

  Aladdin!

  Aladdin who?

  Aladdin the street wants a word with you!

  Knock knock!

  Who's there?

  Alba!

  Alba who?

  Alba in the kitchen if you need me!

  Knock knock!

  Who's there?

  Coffin!

  Coffin who?

  Coffin and spluttering!

  Knock knock!

  Who's there?

  Coda!

  Coda who?

  Coda paint!

  Knock knock!

  Who's there?

  Alec!

  Alec who?

  Alec-tricity. Isn't that a shock!

  Knock knock!

  Who's there?

  Alma!

  Alma who?

  Alma money is gone. Can I borrow some?

  Knock knock!

  Who's there?

  Jenny Linn!

  Jenny Linn who?

  Jenny Linn me some money please!

  Knock knock!

  Who's there?

  Aileen!

  Aileen who?

  Aileen against the door until you open it!

  Knock knock!

  Who's there?

  Noah!

  Noah who?

  Noah one will let me in!

  Knock knock!

  Who's there?

  Alaska!

  Alaska who?

  Alaska my parents if I can go!

  Knock knock!

  Who's there?

  Manny!

  Manny who?

  Manny times I have knocked on this door!

  Knock knock!

  Who's there?

  Alligator!

  Alligator who?

  Alligator for his birthday was a card!

  Knock knock!

  Who's there?

  Yucca!

  Yucca who?

  Yucca open the door and find out!

  Knock knock!

  Who's there?

  Aleta!

  Aleta who?

  Aleta from the bill man!

  Knock knock!

  Who's there?

  Alpaca!

  Alpaca who?

  Alpaca lunch for us to eat later!

  Knock knock!

  Who's there?

  Jamaica!

  Jamaica who?

  Jamaica mistake if you don't open up!

  Knock knock!

  Who's there?

  Alfred!

  Alfred who!

  Alfred of the dog! Open the door!

  Knock knock!

  Who's there?

  Ina!

  Ina who?

  Ina get in this house sooner or later!

  Knock knock!

  Who's there?

  Hugo!

  Hugo who?

  Hugo first!

  Knock knock!

  Who's there?

  Caitlin!

  Caitlin who?

  Caitlin you my shoes. I'm wearing them today!

  Knock knock!

  Who's there?

  Toby!

  Toby who?

  Toby or not to be? That is the question.

  Knock knock!

  Who's there?

  Bosnia!

  Bosnia who?

  Bosnia bell on this door last time?

  Knock knock!

  Who's there?

  Nunya!

  Nunya who?

  Nunya business!

  Knock knock!

  Who's there?

  Juno!

  Juno who?

  Juno how long I've been knocking on this door?

  Knock knock!

  Who's there?

  Yule!

  Yule who?

  Yule never guess!

  Knock knock!

  Who's there?

  Icy!

  Icy who?

  Icy you! Let me in!

  Knock knock!

  Who's there?

  Alex Plane!

  Alex Plane who?

  Alex Plane the details later!

  Knock knock!

  Who's there?

  Bull!

  Bull who?

  Bull the door closed when you come in!

  Knock knock!

  Who's there?

  Alka!

  Alka who?

  Alka pone!

  Knock knock!

  Who's there?

  Alexander!

  Alexander who?

  Alexander friend are coming over soon!

  Knock knock!

  Who's there?

  Tennessee!

  Tennessee who?

  You're the only Tennessee tonight!

  Knock knock!

  Who's there?

  Texas!

  Texas who?

  Texas are rising every year!

  Knock knock!

  Who's there?

  Alda!

  Alda who?

  Alda time you knew who it was!

  Knock knock!

  Who's there?

  Beethoven!

  Beethoven who?

  Beethoven is too hot to touch!

  Knock knock!

  Who's there?

  Abby!

  Abby who?

  Abby C D E F G!

  Knock knock!

  Who's there?

  Buggy!

  Buggy who?

  This new app I downloaded is very buggy!

  Knock knock!

  Who's there?

  Alexia!

  Alexia who?

  Alexia again to open this door right now!

  Knock knock!

  Who's there?

  Bass!

  Bass who?

  Bass the salt please!

  Knock knock!

  Who's there?

  Allison!

  Allison who?

  Allison to you if you will listen to me!

  Knock knock!

  Who's there?

  Bobby!

  Bobby who?

  Bobby for apples at the birthday party!

  Knock knock!

  Who's there?

  Mabel!

  Mabel who?

  You can have Mabel syrup on your pancakes!

  Knock knock!

  Who's there?

  Olive!

  Olive who?

  Open up! Olive here too!

  Knock knock!

  Who's there?

  Toucan!

  Toucan who?

  Toucan open up this door!

  Knock knock!

  Who's there?

  Bassoon!

  Bassoon who?

  Bassoon things will get better!

  Knock knock!

  Who's there?

  Al!

  Al who?

  Al lied!

  Knock knock!

  Who's there?

  Leave.

  Leave who?

  LEAVE A REVIEW!

 
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