by Chanchal
Aryan came back come after completing his graduation, first day, he woke up and took the newspaper with himself to the bathroom.
His dad, alcoholic man saw him. Alcoholic man asked his mom, “your son is studying hard for cracking the CAT (Common admission test). This year, he will definitely get the admission in IIM’s”.
His mom was angry “he is fool. He does not know, how to give respect to the books. Book is knowledge. And he has brought them with himself to the bathroom among the shit”.
“shut up” alcoholic man shouted. “he is studying, don’t disturb him”.
In evening, alcoholic man was outside his home and sitting on the chair with his neighbor.
Alcoholic man said to his neighbor “Aryan is studying hard for his MBA entrance exam. Now days, he brings newspaper to the bathroom with himself. He is not wasting that time too. He is using every second for his study”.
Neighbor asked “what is the gain of this, reading newspaper”.
Alcoholic man “first, it will improve his reading, which is usual for reading comprehension. Second, grow his vocabulary, third, it will make his GK good”.
Neighbor “Oho, I know you said same thing about your elder brother Amit, he was also preparing for the Some exam, oh medical exam ya and One day, he bought the alarm clock and I know what happened then”.
Alcoholic man said “no, he is different. He is intelligent. He studies hard”.
Neighbor said “oho, ok good”.
After one week on Sunday again, alcoholic man and his neighbor were sitting outside their home on chair.
Neighbor called the Aryan and said “son, teach my son, Nitin too, how to use the time and study hard in his studies”.
Aryan said “ok uncle ji”.
Aryan asked the Nitin “what the problem you are facing in your studies”.
Nitin asked “what to study in newspaper and specially when I bring it to the bathroom”.
Aryan did not get the point “read anything you want. It depends on you, Nitin”.
Nitin asked “but, there is less time in bathroom, so what to read? What you read in bathroom? Any favorite topic, sports or politics or international”.
Aryan said “I don’t study newspaper in bathroom. I don’t like it”.
Alcoholic man said “then why you bring newspaper with yourself to the bathroom?”.
Aryan said “because there are so many mosquitos in my bathroom. I bring newspaper fly them away. They bite on my bum.
They sometime bite like a bee. It irritates me to do shit peacefully”.
Alcoholic man was shocked and stunned.
Neighbor “ha ha ha. Good son, it is the best way to save your bum there. Nitin, learn this”.
Alcoholic man “ha he hu........ huh rascal”.
3rd story
“The last kiss”