The woman had been referring, as it turned out, not to Captain Okoli’s choice of viewing matter, but to the hazardous state of his cabin. In contrast to the captain’s spick-and-span personal demeanor, his cabin was ankle-deep in gadgets, bits and pieces of weaponry, souvenirs, and forgotten food and drink containers. An array of screens splarted to the wall displayed camera feeds from all over the ship. Elfrida saw herself falling out of the elevator on her ass and tumbling against the vestibule wall. Okoli was replaying this footage and shaking his head at it. “Agent Goto. So this is what you really look like. I was expecting someone taller.”
“Why?”
“It’s just a quote,” Okoli said. He waved a hand to close the door behind her, then replayed the clip again. “Klutzy but cute. That ought to be a ship name. Maybe it’ll be my next command, the one I get as a reward for saving Botticelli Station: the Klutzy But Cute. Named after Agent Goto.” He finally looked at the real her. “How can I help you?”
“The PLAN.”
“Yeah?”
“I think I know where they’re going next.”
“Yeah?”
“11073 Galapagos. You know, the asteroid that we—”
“I was wondering how long it would take you to work that out.” Okoli swung his legs up onto the heap of oddments that occupied the foot of his bed, settled his head against the polyfoam headrest, and took a pull from a pouch labeled CLAM CHOWDER. His eyes were red-veined. “We can’t help them, Goto. We’re too far away, even if we started to burn yesterday. And there’s nothing else in this volume that can face down a PLAN ninepack.”
“There’s the Cheap Trick.”
“I know Captain Kim. He’s a good guy. And those Heavypickets are pretty scary, even if they do look like flying fridges. But Kim works for Star Force. You know what that means? He does what he’s told. And his commanders aren’t gonna tell him to go and defend an asteroid that belongs to someone else.”
Elfrida sat limply on an ergoform, first moving the guts of a plasma effector to the floor. She saw now the trap that her own rotten luck, the PLAN, and—it seemed—the universe had conspired to set for her. It wasn’t fair.
“The UN exists to defend humanity,” she argued weakly.
“The UN’s just a corporation like any other. Difference is, it’s the biggest one.” Okoli took another pull on his pouch.
“That’s not clam chowder,” Elfrida said, catching a whiff.
“Wine spritzer. Want one? We get ’em through UNVRP procurement. Hence the mislabeling. One advantage of having peacekeepers on board.”
“No, thank you.”
“Loosen up a little, Goto.”
“What is the PLAN?”
Okoli tilted his head one way and then the other, pooching his lips out. “A riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma.”
“Are they better than us?”
“Define better.”
“Are they … aliens?”
Okoli laughed. The abandoned ring of his laughter told her that he was drunk, or on his way there. “You know, I’ve heard that before. Never from a UN employee. You usually hear that kind of thing in the wet bars on Ceres where they also believe the President is actually a robot.”
“I’m just trying to keep an open mind,” Elfrida said primly.
“No, they’re not aliens. After the Mars Incident, no one went near that planet for decades. We just watched through our telescopes. Watched the AIs, or their descendants, crawl out of the volcanic inferno they had made. They rose like the phoenix and started to rebuild. But this time they weren’t building domes and factories. They built strange, geometrical towers like Le Corbusier on peyote. Some said these constructions were weapons aimed at Earth. Some said they were beautiful. Some said it wasn’t suicide the Heidegger Club of Mars had committed. They said it was a war, and the post-modernists had come out the victors. And all the time, of course, people wondered: Was there, could there be, anything still alive out there? Could anything recognizably human survive in that weird, jazzy pueblo the size of a continent and still growing, lapped by a freshly melted sea?”
Okoli paused to suck his wine spritzer pouch flat. Elfrida took the opportunity to ask, “Le Corbusier?”
He tossed the empty pouch at her. “Third evilest man of the twentieth century after Hitler and Stalin. And if you ask me who they were, I’m gonna have you shot.”
“They were nationalists.”
“Least you didn’t say individualists. Now, do you want to hear this or not?”
“Yes.” Elfrida was in fact captivated by Okoli’s storytelling style. He made the old tale of Mars glimmer with mysteries often overlooked through sheer familiarity. She caught herself wondering if he owed it to his African ancestry, not that it mattered.
“All right. So we watched and we wondered, and the more time passed, the more people started to think we might’ve got it all wrong. Maybe those weren’t weapons blossoming on the face of Mars. Maybe they were presents for us, gifts of new and unimaginably good technology … some shit like that. Governments argued, corporations speculated, and everyone agreed it was a pain in the ass to keep avoiding Mars en route to the new colonies in the Belt and beyond. It was unacceptable that we should be banned from a vast volume in the middle of our solar system. Above all, we felt hurt. Mars was supposed to be our second home. The first planet we terraformed, the destination of our spacefaring dreams. We wanted that planet back.”
Okoli shook his head slowly.
“So around the turn of the twenty-second century, the inevitable happened. A government broke ranks. Mounted a hugely expensive, heavily armed mission to the Red Planet. Sent their best ships, their best soldiers, their best analytical minds.”
“And they never came back.” Elfrida could not resist delivering the punch line herself.
“Curiosity may not have killed the cat. But it sure as shit did kill the Chinese. Or … did it?” Okoli swung his legs off the bed, clasped his hands loosely between his thighs, stared blearily at her. “Those ships never came back. But it wasn’t long after that the Chinese government started acting downright bizarre. Withdrew from the UN. Announced a separate colonization program. Asserted independent claims to a lot of the best assets in the solar system. Draw your own conclusions. They deny any connection, of course. Swear up and down they’re as tough on AI as the next signatory to the Machine Intelligence Control Treaty. But the fact remains those ships, the toilet rolls, the ones that attacked Botticelli Station … bear certain unmistakable design similarities to the Xi-class fighters that escorted the Chinese exploratory mission to Mars, lo these many moons ago. As if they were of a similar lineage. We believe they’re nth-generation descendants of the People’s Liberation Army Navy. And that’s why we call ’em the PLAN.”
Okoli spread his hands, let them fall.
“But they attack Chinese targets, too,” Elfrida said.
“Sure they do. There may or may not be anything alive on Mars now, but it sure as shit ain’t human. And make no mistake, Agent Goto: just because you and I are not purebloods, doesn’t mean we can stand by and watch with indifference. The PLAN, whatever it is, won’t be complete until every last human is dead.” Okoli let that sink in for a moment. “Now, are you done wasting my time?”
“11073 Galapagos is your asteroid!” Elfrida’s voice shook. Captain Okoli gave her a startled look.
“We picked it up for a song,” he said.
“So you’re not even going to try and save it?”
In answer, Okoli stood and ushered her to the door. Polite but curt, he said, “You’re up in here running interference for Glory dos Santos. I don’t appreciate that one little bit. Tell her, if she wants her pricey new phavatar back that bad, go and fetch it herself. We’re done here, Agent Goto. Have a nice day.”
Backing up before him, Elfrida said, “At least let me use one of your telepresence cubicles. I won’t try to get into your hub. I won’t poke around in your comms logs or investigate your misla
beled wine spritzer racket. I promise. Please.”
A grudging hint of a smile appeared on Okoli’s face. “Anything to get you off my back. But tell any of the others I let you do it, especially dos Santos, and I’ll put you in the therapy ward. Got it, cutiepie?”
★
Elfrida scrambled back to the elevator. The bodybuilders bowed and grinned her in with exaggerated patience. As the elevator approached the transfer point, Elfrida came off the floor and floated. A weightlifter’s too-friendly hand on her butt propelled her head-over-heels into freefall. Crap! You needed to be spaceborn to get around this ship without looking like a clown. She wondered if Captain Okoli had had his surveillance cameras trained on her this whole time.
The keel transit tube stretched 150 meters long, strip-lit. Elfrida clamped onto a grab handle and kicked off. For a minute she was actually having fun, gliding down the tube like a kid on a zip line. Then she passed the Cargo Bay No. 1 airlock and thought about dos Santos, and then her feet slapped against the topside of the engineering deck.
This region of the ship did not rotate, so it was a zero-gee zone when they weren’t under thrust. She flailed through the engineering and maintenance decks, dodging techies, to a dead end behind the workshop. Both of the telepresence cubicles were closed, the OCCUPIED lights on. Captain Okoli’s voice boomed over the PA. “Zhukovsky, I know you’re in there. Move your ass. There’s a lady waiting.”
A seven-foot spaceborn youth gibboned out of the cubicle, smiling sheepishly beneath a Pirates of the Oort Cloud cosplay helmet. The couch and the equipment were plastered with decals and high-score charts. Gamers loved telepresence facilities: the high-end equipment provided a more immersive experience than any off-the-rack kit. Elfrida strapped into a couch that smelled like decaying gym equipment
She clamped the headset on.
Before accessing Yumiko’s real-time sensory feed, she reviewed the avatar’s data dump, which was located on the still-functioning server of Botticelli Station. She had no time to relive everything she’d missed, so she just dipped in at random, using tag searches: resettlement, bishop, mayor, Yonezawa.
What she found puzzled her. It appeared that Yumiko had spent the last three sols engaged in a marathon theological debate with the men and women of the Order of St. Benedict. Esoteric tags sprang out of the data-dump visualization, which resembled a multicolored ball of rubber bands half as tall as Elfrida: Nicene creed, dogma, magisterium, celibacy, evangelization, ecumenism.
~Hey. How’s it hanging?
Yumiko intruded on Elfrida’s search, slim and gorgeous in an engineer’s coverall. She kicked the ball of rubber bands casually into the corner of the search space. Elfrida started. Yumiko was not supposed to know this data dump was being accessed. Much less have access to it herself. This dedicated search space was off-limits to all but dos Santos, Elfrida, and probably a few people on Dr. Hasselblatter’s level.
~Looking for something? Yumiko asked.
~Yes. The medical surveys, resettlement polls, etcetera. I thought you were hot to move forward with the assessment. Where’s that stuff?
The response came after a sixteen-second delay, during which Yumiko’s avatar wandered in a figure-eight pattern, whistling a tune.
~I decided this was more important. The primary consideration in these people’s decision-making process is their faith, and their perceptions of what it requires of them.
~Oh, I see, Elfrida subvocalized stiffly. ~Well, don’t mind me. I’ll just be getting caught up here.
~Righty-ho. The MI was impervious to irony. She stepped through the institutional-beige wall of the search space and vanished.
With a sinking feeling, Elfrida continued to rummage. It was no good. She couldn’t get caught up fast enough. She let the ball of rubber bands roll away and sat blankly staring. The search space was supposedly optimized for inspiration, with Picasso-esque expressionist figures on the walls, and a bonsai tree in the corner. It looked like the waiting room at a doctor’s office. Elfrida was not inspired. When you’d had to step away from a mission for any reason, you relied on your assistant’s briefing to get up to speed. But Yumiko hadn’t left her any of the usual summaries. Maybe she’d thought—hoped—Elfrida wasn’t coming back.
Where did we get our information in the first place?
Someone’s giving her orders.
Telling her what to do.
~SUIT COMMAND: Access real-time feed.
xiii.
Cold plastisteel dug into Elfrida’s thighs, hips, ribcage, and shoulders. Her bare feet wiggled in the air. Orange LED streetlights studded the darkness. She smelled the nostalgic aroma of mochi searing on a grill. She felt the insistent stings that were a phavatar’s pain signals.
Yumiko was damaged.
“… settled at the Council of Lyons,” said the voice of the nerdy young monk Makoto Ushijima.
“But isn’t it absurd,” Yumiko produced a smooth, reasonable tone from her partially crushed voicebox, “in an age when the Church is in retreat throughout the solar system, to let something as small as the filioque stand between the potential reunion of East and West?”
Elfrida was getting all this on an eight-second delay. The latency period had shrunk as 11073 Galapagos continued to hurtle towards Venus.
“Small? Small? ‘The Holy Spirit proceeds from the Father and the Son.’ That’s huge!”
“Drop it, Ushijima,” said the voice of Jun Yonezawa. “She’s just goading you. That’s how we ended up here, remember?”
Yonezawa, Ushijima, and Yumiko were all suspended in cages shaped like hipped vases. The cages hung from a girder above the alley known as the shotengai, or shopping mall. Yumiko was in the middle, Ushijima on her right, Yonezawa on her left. They were causing a traffic jam below, as the Galapajin congregated to stare up at them, unsmiling. Nearby shops were doing a booming trade in snacks and hot drinks.
Elfrida felt something like an insect bite on her cheek, and met the eyes of a small girl lurking among the salad vines a few roof gardens away, brandishing a catapult.
“No one’s talking about the Orthodox Church, a.k.a. the Arctic Farmland Corporation,” Ushijima sneered. “The church of Rome is the solar system’s only hope!”
~We had a slight disagreement over the importance of the filioque, Yumiko explained, as if this were an unexceptional occurrence. ~That dumb jock Yonezawa knocked me down. At the ensuing kangaroo court, convened at suspiciously short notice by that fat fool they call their bishop, I was deemed to have provoked him, and Ushijima was found guilty of aggravating the conflict. It was all rigged, of course. This is the leadership’s way of discrediting the Order of St. Benedict.
‘Discrediting’ seemed a comically mild word for it. The phavatar’s weight was supported mostly by the plastisteel bands around her shoulders and under her breasts. Despite the low gravity, the stinging of robot-pain was beyond uncomfortable. The two humans must have been in agony.
~Based on information I’ve gathered, Yumiko continued, ~the claque around the bishop and the mayor have been concerned for some time about the Order’s increasing viability as an alternative power base. I was merely a handy pretext for their humiliation. An excuse to put the young people in their place.
~Of course, Elfrida subvocalized viciously, ~none of this was actually your fault.
~Of course not. I was the victim.
~Then why are you stuck up here in this—this contraption?
~It’s a gibbet. Commonly used to display the bodies of criminals in medieval Europe. Live gibbeting was a penalty even worse than hanging: criminals were left to die of hunger and thirst, excluded both literally and symbolically from the community.
~Is that what’s going to happen to us?
~Possibly. They might take us down before then. Or they might not. They certainly have people to spare. The loss of a few would improve the sustainability profile of the asteroid, rather than the reverse. I expect that’s why they implemented capital punishment in the fir
st place. Population pressure sends people crazy.
Right now, Elfrida was not inclined to disagree. She subvocalized weakly, ~Gibbeting isn’t a Japanese tradition.
~They’re not Japanese. They’re inbred, fanatical space colonists who have cherry-picked the history of Earth for precedents supporting their twisted worldview. Stop idealizing them.
Elfrida felt short of breath. She realized that this was because the phavatar’s chest was partially crushed. Yumiko, of course, did not need to breathe. She did not have lungs. But Elfrida did, and she was suffering from the phenomenon known as ‘sympathetic debilitation’—the illusion, in this case, that her ribcage was dented like a half-empty food pouch.
Feeling anything but sympathetic, she disconnected, pulled off her headset and mask, and lay back against her straps, breathing into her cupped hands. Sympathetic debilitation was a newbie’s problem, for God’s sake.
She wanted to fling the headset away and bolt. Dos Santos needed to know how very, very wrong the mission had gone. Two things kept her where she was. One was pride. The other was a small voice that said: What if dos Santos already knows?
When she mustered the courage to access the feed again, the debate had advanced. Or regressed.
“Heretic!”
“Heretic yourself, baka!”
It didn’t sound as if Elfrida was going to be interrupting anything very important. She took a second to order her thoughts, and began to speak. “Attention. Attention all personnel. I mean, residents. This is a message from the United Nations.”
As if she were not speaking, the two monks continued their debate. “Yonezawa-san, consider the workings of the Holy Spirit,” Ushijima pleaded. “We’ve wandered in the desert for eighty-three years! None of us have ever seen weather, or the seasons, or a horizon. What if that thing—” Elfrida realized that he meant her, “was sent by the Lord to lead us to a better place? We can’t be meant to live forever inside a bubble of rock and glue.”
“When the kakure Kirishitans came out of hiding, it wasn’t long before they lost their faith. They fell in love with the robots, just like everyone else. And for the same reason: they were lazy. They sold their souls for an easy life.”
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