by Tom Dublin
I don’t care.
I know these strange and unusual characters will continue to surprise me. They’ll do things I’ll never be able to foresee, and I’ll be watching everything they do and say very closely to see where they take me next.
I hope you’re there with me when that happens!
Tom Dublin
May 30th 2018
PS - A HUGE thank you to both Tracy Byrnes and Randy Barber for allowing me to first write them into this story, and then bump them off in such a nasty manner. Being an author is both cool, and cruel!
PPS – MASSIVE THANKS to ‘Tommy’s Team’ – Micky Cocker, James Caplan, Kelly O’Donnell and Erika Everest - the best damn beta readers in the world, for spotting my typos, keeping my stories straight, and politely laughing at the bits of the book I swear are funny and utterly refuse to see them any other way!
PPPS - I’m very excited to announce that I have a brand new, solo series launching this summer - 2018! It’s all hush-hush at the moment but, trust me, you won’t want to miss out!
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Author Notes - Michael Anderle
June 4, 2018
THANK You for not only reading this story, but reading our author notes as well. By now, I’ve written hundreds of these things—A good idea that has become a challenge as the company continues to expand and produce more and more books.
I’m not griping, just pointing out why I might not have as many things to say from book to book since between the last book in this series I’ve written another thirty author notes.
However, I want to talk a bit about Tom’s humor. Specifically, I cracked up on the line “that we catch up with 007 when he’s balls-deep in an ongoing mission.”
Balls deep.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA…
I know, I’ve got a child-like sense of wonder right? Still laughing at what is equivalent to elementary schoolboy humor? I don’t care, it’s funny!
Tom says a few more things that I get to translate into how he would talk. I might have mentioned it before that I met him in London in February 2018 and he’s a small fellow with a big fellow’s amount of humor.
(His best friend Barry Hutchinson is a big fellow with a big fellow’s amount of humor but Tom has him beat in the humor per pound challenge.)
I’ve encountered the exact same thing Tom talks about when one of my characters in The Kurtherian Gambit did it to me. (General Lance Reynolds suddenly dropped to one knee to propose a whole book early. That rat-bastard stole my whole scene.)
I know I’ve been a part of a bunch of books, but I’m damn near positive I’ve never had to worry about passed-away spouses getting all chopped up to be feed to the poor.
Dark and twisted imagination indeed! Personally, I like his imagination as it is, and I’m happy to know he is working with us. (No, you other publishers, you can’t have him. We have him, and we aim to keep him!)
If you have youngsters, I’d like to let you know that my collaborator has books out as Tommy Donbavand (Scream Street) for kids in middle-grades. He chose to use a new pen-name so those books wouldn’t accidentally get mixed up with his work here in the Kurtherian Gambit.
You can find his work by clicking here:
https://www.amazon.com/Tommy-Donbavand/e/B0029CUR3W/
We thank you for your enjoyment of reading, and choosing our stories to entertain yourself with… We don’t promise you sleep, but we do promise to try hard to make you cheer for the characters, and want to re-read them again just so you can remember what they are up to and enjoy it a second time.
Even the new characters who come on board the book without permission.
Ad Aeternitatem,
Michael
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Books by Tom Dublin
Kurthurian Gambit Universe - Shadow Vanguard Series
Gravity Storm (1)
Lunar crisis (2)
Scream Street Series
Fang of the Vampire
Blood of the Witch
Heart of the Mummy
Flesh of the Zombie
Skull of the Skeleton
Claw of the Werewolf
Invasion of the Normals
Attack of the Trolls
Terror of the Nightwatchman
Rampage of the Goblins
Hunger of the Yeti
Secret of the Changeling
Flame of the Dragon
Wail of the Banshee
Gloves of the Ghoulkeeper
Shiver of the Phantom
Negatives Attract
A Sneer Death Experience
Unwanted Guests
Looks Like Trouble
Fangs: Vampire Spy Series
Operation: Golden Bum
Codename: The Tickler
Assignment: Royal Rescue
Target: Nobody
Project: Wolf World
Mission: Lullaby
Snow-Man Series
Hot Hot Hot!
Stone Age!
What A Drip!
Windy-Pops!
It's A Gas!
Cold Front!
Hot! Hot! Hot! The Play
Space Hoppers Series
Mudmen from Mars
Silence on Saturn
Undead of Uranus
Nursery on Neptune
Victory for Venus
Panic on Pluto
Jailbreak on Jupiter
Monsters on Mercury
End-Game on Earth
Time Trek Series
Rampage Through Rome
Nightmare Near the Nile
Chaos in Camelot
Emergency for England
Frantic in France
Grief by The Globe
Skirmish at Sea
War Over Waterloo
Doctor Who
Shroud of Sorrow
Tommy Donbavand's Funny Shorts:
My Granny Bit My Bum
Duck
Night of the Toddlers
Viking Kong
The Curious Case of the Panicky Parrot
Invasion of Badger's Bottom
Dinner Ladies of Doooooom!
There's a Time Portal in My Pants
Other Books
Princess Frog-Snogger
They Came From Class 6c!
Our Head Teacher is a Super-Villain
Cyber Shock
The Terrible Tale of Melody Doom
Once Upon a Time
Zombie!
Uniform
Wolf
Virus
Save the Day
The Sand Witch
Blast to the Past
My Teacher Ate My Brain
Home
Kidnap
Ward 13
Dead Scared
Copy Cat
Just Bite
Raven
Annie
Ringtone
The Girl in the Wall
MC Cesar
Graphic Novels
The Head is Dead
The Colony
Non-Fiction
Shakespeare
Making a Drama Out of a Crisis
Quick Fixes For Bored Kids
More Quick Fixes For Bored Kids
Quick Fixes For Kids' Parties
Boredom Busters
13 Ste
ps to Beating Writers' Block
Tommy V Cancer
101 Stunning Story Starters
Too Ghoul For School Series
(Writing as B. Strange)
Terror in Cubicle Four
Silent But Deadly
School Spooks Day
Attack of the Zombie Nits
A Fete Worse Than Death
The Creeper Files Series
(Writing as Hacker Murphy)
Root of All Evil
Terror From The Taps
Books by Michael Anderle
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