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by Tobias Wolff


  He glanced over at her. She was watching him, and her eyes were bright. “Look,” he said, taking a reasonable tone, “this is stupid. If you were black you wouldn’t be you.” As he said this he realized it was absolutely true. There was no possible argument against the fact that she would not be herself if she were black. So he said it again: “If you were black you wouldn’t be you.”

  “I know,” she said, “but let’s just say.”

  He took a deep breath. He had won the argument but still felt cornered. “Say what?” he asked.

  “That I’m black, but still me, and we fall in love. Will you marry me?”

  He thought about it.

  “Well?” she said, and stepped close to him. Her eyes were even brighter. “Will you marry me?”

  “I’m thinking,” he said.

  “You won’t, I can tell. You’re going to say no.”

  “Let’s not move too fast on this,” he said. “There are lots of things to consider. We don’t want to do something we might regret for the rest of our lives.”

  “No more considering. Yes or no.”

  “Since you put it that way—”

  “Yes or no.”

  “Jesus, Ann. All right—no.”

  “Thank you,” she said, and walked from the kitchen into the living room. A moment later he heard her turning the pages of a magazine. He knew she was too angry to be actually reading it, but she wasn’t snapping through the pages like he would’ve done; she turned them slowly, as if she were studying every word. She was demonstrating her indifference to him, and it had the effect he knew she’d intended. It hurt him.

  He had no choice but to demonstrate his indifference to her. Quietly, thoroughly, he washed the rest of the dishes. Then he dried them and put them away. He wiped the counters and the stove and scoured the linoleum where the drop of blood had fallen. While he was at it, he decided, he might as well mop the whole floor. When he was done the kitchen looked new, just as it had when they were first shown the house, before they had ever lived here.

  He picked up the garbage pail and went outside. The night was clear and he could see a few stars to the west, where the lights of the town didn’t blur them out. On El Camino the traffic was steady and light, peaceful as a river. He felt ashamed that he’d let his wife get him into a fight. In another thirty years or so they both would be dead. What would all that stuff matter then? He thought of the years they had spent together and how close they were and how well they knew each other, and his throat tightened so that he could hardly breathe. His face and neck began to tingle. Warmth flooded his chest. He stood there for a while, enjoying these sensations, then picked up the pail and went out the back gate.

  The two mutts from down the street had pulled over the garbage can again. One of them was rolling around on his back and the other had something in its mouth. When they saw him coming they trotted away with short, mincing steps. Normally he would’ve tossed a rock or two after them, but this time he let them go.

  The house was dark when he came back inside. She was in the bathroom. He stood outside the door and called her name. He heard bottles clinking, but she didn’t answer him. “Ann, I’m really sorry,” he said. “I’ll make it up to you, I promise.”

  “How?” she asked.

  He wasn’t expecting this. But from a sound in her voice, a level and definite note that was strange to him, he knew he had to come up with the right answer. He leaned against the door. “I’ll marry you,” he whispered.

  “We’ll see,” she said. “Go on to bed. I’ll be out in a minute.”

  He undressed and got under the covers. Finally he heard the bathroom door open and close.

  “Turn off the light,” she said from the hallway.

  “What?”

  “Turn off the light.”

  He reached over and pulled the chain on the bedside lamp. The room went dark. “All right,” he said. He lay there, but nothing happened. “All right,” he said again. Then he heard a movement across the room. He sat up but couldn’t see a thing. The room was silent. His heart pounded as it had on their first night together, as it still did when he woke at a noise in the darkness and waited to hear it again—the sound of someone moving through the house, a stranger.

  Mortals

  The metro editor called my name across the newsroom and beckoned to me. When I got to his office he was behind the desk. A man and a woman were there with him, the man nervous on his feet, the woman in a chair, bony-faced and vigilant, holding the straps of her bag with both hands. Her suit was the same bluish gray as her hair. There was something soldierly about her. The man was short, doughy, rounded off. The burst vessels in his cheeks gave him a merry look until he smiled.

  “I didn’t want to make a scene,” he said. “We just thought you should know.” He looked at his wife.

  “You bet I should know,” the metro editor said. “This is Mr. Givens,” he said to me, “Mr. Ronald Givens. Name ring a bell?”

  “Vaguely.”

  “I’ll give you a hint. He’s not dead.”

  “Okay,” I said. “I’ve got it.”

  “Another hint,” the metro editor said. Then he read aloud, from that morning’s paper, the obituary I had written announcing Mr. Givens’s death. I’d done a whole slew of obits the day before, over twenty of them, and I didn’t remember much of this one, but I did remember the part about him working for the IRS for thirty years. I’d recently had problems with the IRS, so that stuck in my mind.

  As Givens listened to his obituary he looked from one to the other of us. He wasn’t as short as I’d first thought. It was an impression he created by hunching his shoulders and thrusting his neck forward like a turtle. His eyes were soft, restless. He used them like a peasant, in swift, measuring glances with his face averted.

  He laughed when the metro editor was through. “Well, it’s accurate,” he said. “I’ll give you that.”

  “Except for one thing.” The woman was staring at me.

  “I owe you an apology,” I told Givens. “It looks like somebody pulled the wool over my eyes.”

  “Apology accepted!” Givens said. He rubbed his hands together as if we’d all just signed something. “You have to see the humor, Dolly. What was it Mark Twain said? ‘The reports of my death—’”

  “So what happened?” the metro editor said to me.

  “I wish I knew.”

  “That’s not good enough,” the woman said.

  “Dolly’s pretty upset,” Givens said.

  “She has every right to be upset,” the metro editor said. “Who called in the notice?” he asked me.

  “To tell the truth, I don’t remember. I suppose it was somebody from the funeral home.”

  “You call them back?”

  “I don’t believe I did, no.”

  “Check with the family?”

  “He most certainly did not,” Mrs. Givens said.

  “No,” I said.

  The metro editor said, “What do we do before we run an obituary?”

  “Check back with the funeral home and the family.”

  “But you didn’t do that.”

  “No, sir. I guess I didn’t.”

  “Why not?”

  I made a helpless gesture with my hands and tried to appear properly stricken, but I had no answer. The truth was, I never followed those procedures. People were dying all the time. I hadn’t seen the point in asking their families if they were really dead, or calling funeral parlors back to make sure the funeral parlors had just called me. All this procedural stuff was a waste of time, I’d decided; it didn’t seem possible that anyone could amuse himself by concocting phony death notices and impersonating undertakers. Now I saw that this was foolish of me, and showed a radical failure of appreciation for the varieties of human pleasure.

  There was more to it than that. Since I was still on the bottom rung in metro, I wrote a lot of obituaries. Some days they gave me a choice between that and marriage bulletins, but most of the ti
me obits were all I did, one after another, morning to night. After four months of this duty I was full of the consciousness of death. It soured me. It puffed me up with morbid snobbery, the feeling that I knew a secret nobody else had even begun to suspect. It made me wearily philosophical about the value of faith and passion and hard work, at a time when my life required all of these. It got me down.

  I should have quit, but I didn’t want to go back to the kind of jobs I’d had before a friend’s father fixed me up with this one—waiting on tables, mostly, pulling night security in apartment buildings, anything that would leave my days free for writing. I’d lived like this for three years, and what did I have to show for it? A few stories in literary journals that nobody read, including me. I began to lose my nerve. I’d given up a lot for my writing, and it wasn’t giving anything back—not respectability, nor money, nor love. So when this job came up I took it. I hated it and did it badly, but I meant to keep it. Someday I’d move over to the police beat. Things would get better.

  I was hoping that the metro editor would take his pound of flesh and let me go, but he kept after me with questions, probably showing off for Givens and his wife, letting them see a real newshound at work. In the end I was forced to admit that I hadn’t called any other families or funeral homes that day, nor, in actual fact, for a good long time.

  Now that he had his answer, the metro editor didn’t seem to know what to do with it. It seemed to be more than he’d bargained for. At first he just sat there. Then he said, “Let me get this straight. Just how long has this paper been running unconfirmed obituaries?”

  “About three months,” I said. And as I made this admission I felt a smile on my lips, already there before I could fight it back or dissemble it. It was the rictus of panic, the same smile I’d given my mother when she told me my father had died. Of course the metro editor didn’t know that.

  He leaned forward in his chair and gave his head a little shake, the way a horse will, and said, “Clean out your desk.” I don’t think he’d meant to fire me; he looked surprised by his own words. But he didn’t take them back.

  Givens looked from one to the other of us. “Now hold on here,” he said. “Let’s not blow this all out of proportion. This is a live-and-learn situation. This isn’t something a man should lose his job over.”

  “He wouldn’t have,” Mrs. Givens said, “if he’d done it right.”

  Which was a truth beyond argument.

  I cleaned out my desk. As I left the building I saw Givens by the newsstand, watching the door. I didn’t see his wife. He walked up to me, raised his hands, and said, “What can I say? I’m at a loss for words.”

  “Don’t worry about it,” I told him.

  “I sure as heck didn’t mean to get you fired. It wasn’t even my idea to come in, if you want to know the truth.”

  “Forget it. It was my own fault.” I was carrying a box full of notepads, files, and books. It was heavy. I shifted it under my other arm.

  “Look,” Givens said, “how about I treat you to lunch. What do you say? It’s the least I can do.”

  I looked up and down the street.

  “Dolly’s gone on home,” he said. “How about it?”

  Though I didn’t especially want to eat lunch with Givens, it seemed to mean a lot to him, and I didn’t feel ready to go home yet. What would I do there? Sure, I said, lunch sounded fine. Givens asked me if I knew anyplace reasonable nearby. There was a Chinese joint a few doors down, but it was always full of reporters. I didn’t want to watch them try to conjure up sympathy over my situation, which they’d laugh about anyway the minute I left, not that I blamed them. I suggested Tad’s Steakhouse over by the cable-car turnaround. You could get a six-ounce sirloin, salad, and baked potato for a buck twenty-nine. This was 1974.

  “I’m not that short,” Givens said. But he didn’t argue, and that’s where we went.

  Givens picked at his food, then pushed the plate away. When I asked if his steak was okay, he said he didn’t have much appetite.

  “So,” I said, “who do you think called it in?”

  His head was bent. He looked up at me from under his eyebrows. “Boy, you’ve got me there. It’s a mystery.”

  “You must have some idea.”

  “Nope. Not a one.”

  “Think it could’ve been someone you worked with?”

  “Nah.” He shook a toothpick out of the dispenser. His hands were pale and sinewy.

  “It had to be somebody who knows you. You have friends, right?”

  “Sure.”

  “Maybe you had an argument, something like that. Somebody’s mad at you.”

  He kept his mouth covered with one hand while he worked the toothpick with the other. “You think so? I had it figured for more of a joke.”

  “Well, it’s a pretty serious joke, calling in a death notice on someone. Pretty threatening. I’d sure feel threatened, if it was me.”

  Givens inspected the toothpick, then dropped it in the ashtray. “I hadn’t thought of it like that,” he said. “Maybe you’re right.”

  I could see he didn’t believe it for a second—had no idea what had happened. The words of death had been pronounced on him, and now his life would be lived in relation to those words, in failing opposition to them, until they overpowered him and became true. Or so it appeared to me.

  “You’re sure it isn’t one of your friends,” I said. “It could be a little thing. You played cards, landed some big ones, then folded early before he had a chance to recoup.”

  “I don’t play cards,” Givens said.

  “How about your wife? Any problems in that department?”

  “Nope.”

  “Everything smooth as silk, huh?”

  He shrugged. “Same as ever.”

  “How come you call her Dolly? That wasn’t the name in the obit.”

  “No reason. I’ve always called her that. Everybody does.”

  “I don’t feature her as a Dolly,” I said.

  He didn’t answer. He was watching me.

  “Let’s say Dolly gets mad at you, really mad…She wants to send you a message—something outside normal channels.”

  “Not a chance.” Givens said this without bristling. He didn’t try to convince me, so I figured he was probably right.

  “You’re survived by a daughter, right? What’s her name again?”

  “Tina,” he said, with some tenderness.

  “That’s it, Tina. How are things with Tina?”

  “We’ve had our problems. But I can guarantee you, it wasn’t her.”

  “Well, hell’s bells,” I said. “Somebody did it.”

  I finished my steak, watching the show outside: winos, evangelists, outpatients, whores, fake hippies selling oregano to tourists in white shoes. Pure theater, even down to the smell of popcorn billowing out of Woolworth’s. Richard Brautigan often came here. Tall and owlish, he stooped to his food and ate slowly, ruminating over every bite, his eyes on the street. Some funny things happened here, and some appalling things. Brautigan took it all in and never stopped eating.

  I told Givens that we were sitting at the same table where Richard Brautigan sometimes sat.

  “Sorry?”

  “Richard Brautigan, the writer.”

  Givens shook his head.

  I was ready to go home. “Okay,” I said, “you tell me. Who wants you dead?”

  “No one wants me dead.”

  “Somebody’s imagining you dead. Thinking about it. The wish is father to the deed.”

  “Nobody wants me dead. Your problem is, you think everything has to mean something.”

  That was one of my problems, I couldn’t deny it.

  “Just out of curiosity,” he said, “what did you think of it?”

  “Think of what?”

  “My obituary.” He leaned forward and started fooling with the salt and pepper shakers, tapping them together and sliding them around like partners in a square dance. “I mean, did you get any fe
eling for who I was? The kind of person I am?”

  I shook my head.

  “Nothing stood out?”

  I said no.

  “I see. Maybe you wouldn’t mind telling me, what exactly does it take for you to remember someone?”

  “Look,” I said, “you write obituaries all day, they sort of blur together.”

  “Yes, but you must remember some of them.”

  “Some of them, sure.”

  “Which ones?”

  “Writers I like. Great baseball players. Movie stars I’ve been in love with.”

  “Celebrities, in other words.”

  “Some of them, yes. Not all.”

  “You can lead a good life without being a celebrity,” he said. “People with big names aren’t always big people.”

  “That’s true,” I said, “but it’s sort of a little person’s truth.”

  “Is that so? And what does that make you?”

  I didn’t answer.

  “If the only thing that impresses you is having a big name, then you must be a regular midget. At least that’s the way I see it.” He gave me a hard look and gripped the salt and pepper shakers like a machine gunner about to let off a burst.

  “That’s not the only thing that impresses me.”

  “Oh yeah? What else, then?”

  I let the question settle. “Moral distinction,” I said.

  He repeated the words. They sounded pompous.

  “You know what I mean,” I said.

  “Correct me if I’m wrong,” he said, “but I have a feeling that’s not your department, moral distinction.”

  I didn’t argue.

  “And you’re obviously not a celebrity.”

  “Obviously.”

  “So where does that leave you?” When I didn’t answer, he said, “Think you’d remember your own obituary?”

  “Probably not.”

  “No probably about it! You wouldn’t even give it a second thought.”

  “Okay, definitely not.”

  “You wouldn’t even give it a second thought. And you’d be wrong. Because you probably have other qualities that would stand out if you were looking closely. Good qualities. Everybody has something. What do you pride yourself on?”

 

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