round asking questions--routine inquiries, he
   called it. One of the new dress-shirted lot of
   police, I suppose. Very tactful2nothing at all
   hinted. Just interested in the fact that I'd been
   hard up and was suddenly cutting a bit of a
   splash."
   "And were you?"
   "Yes--some luck with a horse or two. Unluck-ily
   my bets were made on the course--there's
   nothing to show that that's how the money came
   in. They can't disprove it, of course--but that's
   just the sort of easy lie a fellow would invent if
   he didn't want to show where the money came
   from."
   "I agree. Still they will have to have a good deal
   more than that to go upon."
   "Oh! I'm not afraid of actually being arrested
   and charged with the theft. In a way that would be
   easier--one would know where one was. It's the
   ghastly fact that all those people believe I took it."
   "One person in particular?"
   "What do you mean?"
   "A suggestion--nothing more--" Again Mr.
   Parker Pyne waved his comfortable-looking hand.
   "There was one person in particular, wasn't there?
   Shall we say Mrs. Rustington?"
   Llewellyn's dark face flushed.
   "Why pitch on her?"
   "Oh, my dear sir--there is obviously someone
   whose opinion matters to you greatly--probably
   a lady. What ladies were there? An American flap-per?
   Lady Marroway? But you would probably
   rise not fall in Lady Marroway's estimation if you
   had brought off such a coup. I know something
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   of the lady. Clearly then, Mrs. Rustington."
   Llewellyn said with something of an effort,
   ,'She--she's had rather an unfortunate experi-ence.
   Her husband was a down and out rotter. It's
   made her unwilling to trust anyone. She--if she
   thinks--"
   He found it difficult to go on.
   "Quite so," said Mr. Parker Pyne. "I see the
   matter is important. It must be cleared up."
   Evan gave a short laugh.
   "That's easy to say."
   "And quite easy to do," said Mr. Parker Pyne.
   "You think so?"
   "Oh, yes--the problem is so clear cut. So many
   possibilities are ruled out. The answer must really
   be extremely simple. Indeed already I have a kind
   of glimmering--"
   Llewellyn stared at him incredulously.
   Mr. Parker Pyne drew a pad of paper towards
   him and picked up a pen.
   "Perhaps you would give me a brief description
   of the party."
   "Haven't I already done so?"
   "Their personal appearance--color of hair and
   $o on."
   "But, Mr. Parker Pyne, what can that have to
   do with it?"
   "A good deal, young man, a good deal. Classi-fication
   and so on."
   Somewhat unbelievingly, Evan described the
   personal appearance of the members of the yacht-ing
   party.
   Mr. Parker Pyne made a note or two, pushed
   away the pad and said:
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   "Excellent. By the way, did you say a wineglass
   was broken?"
   Evan stared again.
   "Yes, it was knocked off the table and then it
   got stepped on."
   "Nasty thing, splinters of glass," said Mr.
   Parker Pyne. "Whose wine-glass was it?"
   "I think it was the child's--Eve."
   "Ah!--and who sat next to her on that side?"
   "Sir George Marroway."
   "You didn't see which of them knocked it off
   the table?"
   "Afraid I didn't. Does it matter?"
   "Not really. No. That was a superfluous question.
   Well"--he stood up--"good morning, Mr.
   Llewellyn. Will you call again in three days' time?
   I think the whole thing will be quite satisfactorily
   cleared up by then."
   "Are you joking, Mr. Parker Pyne?"
   "I never joke on professional matters, my dear
   sir. It would occasion distrust in my clients. Shall
   we say Friday at 11:30? Thank you."
   Evan entered Mr. Parker Pyne's office on the
   Friday morning in a considerable turmoil. Hope
   and skepticism fought for mastery.
   Mr. Parker Pyne rose to meet him with a beaming
   smile.
   "Good morning, Mr. Llewellyn. Sit down.
   Have a cigarette?"
   Llewellyn waved aside the proffered box.
   "Well?" he said.
   "Very well indeed," said Mr. Parker Pyne.
   "The police arrested the gang last night."
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   "The gang? What gang?"
   "The Amalfi gang. I thought of them at once
   when you told me your story. I recognized their
   methods and once you had described the guests,
   well, there was no doubt at all in my mind."
   "Who are the Amalfi gang?"
   "Father, son and daughter-in-law--that is if
   Pietro and Maria are really married--which some
   doubt."
   "I don't understand."
   "It's quite simple. The name is Italian and no
   doubt the origin is Italian, but old Amalfi was
   born in America. His methods are usually the
   same. He impersonates a real business man, intro-duces
   himself to some prominent figure in the
   jewel business in some European country and then
   plays his little trick. In this case he was deliber-ately
   on the track of the Morning Star. Pointz'
   idiosyncrasy was well known in the trade. Maria
   Amalfi played the part of his daughter (amazing
   creature, twenty-seven at least, and nearly always
   plays a part of sixteen)."
   "Not Eve!" gasped Llewellyn.
   "Exactly. The third member of the gang got
   himself taken on as an extra waiter at the Royal
   Georgewit was holiday time, remember, and they
   would need extra staff. He may even have bribed a
   regular man to stay away. The scene is set. Eve
   challenges old Pointz and he takes on the bet. He
   passes round the diamond as he had done the
   night before. The waiters enter the room and
   Leathern retains the stone until they have left the
   room. When they do leave, the diamond lea¢s
   also, neatly attached with a morsel of chewing
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   gum to the underside of the plate that Pietro bears
   away. So simple!"
   "But I saw it after that."
   "No, no, you saw a paste replica, good enough
   to deceive a casual glance. Stein, you told me,
   hardly looked at it. Eve drops it, sweeps off a glass
   too and steps firmly on stone and glass together.
   Miraculous disappearance of diamond. Both Eve
   and Leathern can submit to as much searching as
   anyone pleases."
   "Well--I'm--" Evan shook his head, at a loss
   for words.
   "You say you recognized the gang from my
   description. Had they worked this trick before?"
   "Not exactly--but it was their kind of business.
   Naturally my attention was at once directed to the
   girl
 Eve."
   "Why? I didn't suspect her--nobody did. She
   seemed such a--such a child."
   "That is the peculiar genius of Maria Amalfi.
   She is more like a child than any child could
   possibly be! And then the plasticine! This bet was
   supposed to have arisen quite spontaneouslymyet
   the little lady had some plasticine with her all
   handy. That spoke of premeditation. My suspicions
   fastened on her at once."
   Llewellyn rose to his feet.
   "Well, Mr. Parker Pyne, I'm no end obliged to
   you."
   "Classification," murmured Mr. Parker Pyne.
   "The classification of criminal types--it interests
   me."
   "You'll let me know how much--er--"
   ,. "My fee will be quite moderate," said Mr.
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   Parker Pyne. "It will not make too big a hole in
   the--er--horse racing profits. All the same, young
   man, I should, I think, leave the horses alone in
   future. Very uncertain animal, the horse."
   "That's all right," said Evan.
   He shook Mr. Parker Pyne by the hand and
   strode from the office.
   He hailed a taxi and gave the address of Janet
   Rustington's flat.
   He felt in a mood to carry all before him.
   'T/e Mystery
   of the Bagdad Chest
   The words made a catchy headline, and I said as
   much to my friend, Hercule Poirot. I knew none
   of the parties. My interest was merely the dispas-sionate
   one of the man in the street. Poirot agreed.
   "Yes, it has a flavor of the Oriental, of the
   mysterious. The chest may very well have been a
   sham Jacobean one from the Tottenham Court
   Road; none the less the reporter who thought of
   naming it the Bagdad Chest was happily inspired.
   The word 'Mystery' is also thoughtfully placed in
   juxtaposition, though I understand there is very
   little mystery about the case."
   "Exactly. It is all rather horrible and macabre,
   but it is not mysterious."
   "Horrible and macabre," repeated Poir°t
   thoughtfully.
   "The whole idea is revolting," I said, rising to
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   my feet and pacing up and down the room. "The
   murderer kills this man--his friend--shoves him
   into the chest, and half an hour later is dancing in
   that same room with the wife of his victim. Think!
   If she had imagined for one moment--"
   "True," said Poirot thoughtfully. "That much-vaunted
   possession, a woman's intuition--it does
   not seem to havebeen working."
   "The party seems to have gone off very mer-rily,''
   I said with a slight shiver. "And all that
   time, as they danced and played poker, there was a
   dead man in the room with them. One could write
   a play about such an idea."
   "It has been done," said Poirot. "But console
   yourself, Hastings," he added kindly. "Because
   a theme has been used once, there is no reason
   why it should not be used again. Compose your
   drama."
   I had picked up the paper and was studying the
   rather blurred reproduction of a photograph.
   "She must be a beautiful woman," I said
   slowly. "Even from this, one gets an idea."
   Below the picture ran the inscription:
   A RECENT PORTRAIT OF MRS. CLAYTON, THE
   WIFE OF THE MURDERED MAN
   Poirot took the paper from me.
   "Yes," he said. "She is beautiful. Doubtless
   she is of those born to trouble the souls of men."
   He handed the paper back to me with a sigh.
   "Dieu merci, I am not of an ardent tempera-ment.
   It has saved me from many embarrass-ments.
   I am duly thankful."
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   I do not remember that we discussed the case
   further. Poirot displayed no special interest in it at
   the time. The facts were so clear, and there was so
   little ambiguity about them, that discussion
   seemed merely futile.
   Mr. and Mrs. Clayton and Major Rich were
   friends of fairly long standing. On the day in question,
   the tenth of March, the Claytons had accepted
   an invitation to spend the evening with
   Major Rich. At about seven-thirty, however,
   Clayton explained to another friend, a Major Cur-tiss,
   with whom he was having a drink, that he had
   been unexpectedly called to Scotland and was
   leaving by the eight o'clock train.
   "I'll just have time to drop in and explain to old
   Jack," went on Clayton. "Marguerita is going, of
   course. I'm sorry about it, but Jack will understand how it is."
   Mr. Clayton was as good as his word. He arrived
   at Major Rich's rooms about twenty to
   eight. The major was out at the time, but his
   manservant, who knew Mr. Clayton well, suggested
   that he come in and wait. Mr. Clayton said
   that he had not time, but that he would come in
   and write a note. He added that he was on his way
   to catch a train.
   The valet accordingly showed him into the sitting
   room.
   About five minutes later Major Rich, who must
   have let himself in without the valet hearing him,
   opened the door of the sitting room, called his
   man and told him to go out and get some cigarettes.
   On his return the man brought them to his
   master, who was then alone in the sitting room.
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   The man naturally conclnded that Mr. Clayton
   had left.
   The guests arrived shortly afterwards. They
   comprised Mrs. Clayton, Major Curtiss and a Mr.
   and Mrs. Spence. The evening was spent dancing
   to the phonograph and playing poker. The guests
   left shortly after midnight.
   The following morning, on coming to do the sit-ting
   room, the valet was startled to find a deep
   stain discoloring the carpet below and in front of a
   piece of furniture which Major Rich had brought
   from the East and which was called the Bagdad
   Chest.
   Instinctively the valet lifted the lid of the chest
   and was horrified to find inside the doubled-up
   body of a man who had been stabbed to the heart.
   Terrified, the man ran out of the flat and
   fetched the nearest policeman. The dead man
   proved to be Mr. Clayton. The arrest of Major
   Rich followed very shortly afterward. The major's
   defense, it was understood, consisted of a sturdy
   denial of everything. He had not seen Mr. Clayton
   the preceding evening and the first he had heard of
   his going to Scotland had been from Mrs. Clay-ton.
   Such were the bald facts of the case. Innuendoes
   and suggestions naturally abounded. The close
   friendship and intimacy of Major Rich and Mrs.
   Clayton were so stressed that only a fool could fail
   to read between the lines. The motive for the crime
   was plainly indicated.
   Long experience has taught me to make allow-ance
/>   for baseless calumny. The motive suggested
   might, for all the evidence, be entirely nonexis
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   tent. Some quite other reaso/a might have precipitated
   the issue. But one thing did stand out clearly
   --that Rich was the murderer.
   As I say, the matter might have rested there,
   had it not happened that Poirot and I were due at
   a party given by Lady Chatterton that night.
   Poirot, whilst bemoaning social engagements
   and declaring a passion for solitude, really enjoyed
   these affairs enormously. To be made a fuss
   of and treated as a lion suited him down to the
   ground.
   On occasions he positively purred! I have seen
   him blandly receiving the most outrageous compliments
   as no more than his due, and uttering the
   most blatantly conceited remarks, such as I can
   hardly bear to set down.
   Sometimes he would argue with me on the subject.
   "But, my friend, I am not an AngloSaxon.
   Why should I play the hypocrite? Si, si, that is
   what you do, all of you. The airman who has
   made a difficult flight, the tennis champion--they
   look down their noses, they mutter inaudibly that
   'it is nothing.' But do they really think that themselves?
   Not for a moment. They would admire the
   exploit in someone else. So, being reasonable men,
   
 
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