Wrong Text, Right Love

USA TODAY Bestselling Author Claudia Burgoa presents an engaging love story full of mistaken identity, drunk texts, and hysterical mishaps. Sex talk is my job. I'm an influencer. I run a popular blog where I give all kinds of dating tips, and girls all over the world thank me for helping them with their love lives. I wish I could follow my own advice because my love life is totally dead. I just drunk texted my ex-boyfriend... except, I didn't. That text ended up going to someone else. Oops. This new relationship is almost picture-perfect, just like my online life. I guess I give good...text. He doesn't have to put up with my colorful personality—as my hot next-door neighbor describes me. Or my messy schedule. This long-distance relationship is the best thing that's happened to me and I plan to keep it that way. Until we agree to meet up, and I'm freaking out. When he meets the real me, will he hate...