A Zombie's History of the United States

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This shocking exposé reveals how zombies helped create America, but were later victimized and eventually demonized by the "land of the free"Presents recently unclassified documents on heroic (and horrifying) zombie actions during the Civil War, World War II, and throughout American historyAfter years of stealthy research in the vaults of the CIA and the FBI, the author of this shocking book provides disturbing proof that centuries of systematic suppression by Democrats and Republicans alike have kept secret the darkest truth of America's past. Now someone has finally brought to light the 500-year history of America's most invisible minority. From indigenous cave paintings of the walking dead to the fossilized remains of chewed-open skulls, the archaeological record shows that zombies were active in the Americas long before the first Europeans arrived. As it turns out, those brave souls in Jamestown and Plymouth didn't merely confront hostile Indians and a harsh...