Negotiations With God

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A man on a quest. A petty, twisted God. What's a guy gotta do to stay out of Hell? Rowen was a pretty good guy before he died. Fully expecting a VIP pass through the pearly gates, he never anticipated a face-to-face with a crocodile-headed God named Delemor. Blocked from his ultimate goal of ascending to the highest heaven, Rowen negotiates the terms of another life to get it right... and die trying. With each lifetime falling short of the mark, Rowen has no clue what he's getting wrong. He starts to suspect that the asinine God only wants to see him spend an eternity in Hell. As he attempts to outsmart the scaly super-being, will Rowen make the cut or was he always doomed to an eternity of fire and brimstone? Negotiations with God is a madcap historical fantasy. If you like hilarious misadventures, thought-provoking wit, and misguided heroes, then you'll love R.W. Sowrider's comedic tale. Buy Negotiations with God to reincarnate into a hysterical adventure today! WARNING: This book contains strong language and adult scenarios. Ages 17 and over. John Box-related books in order of publication: Memoirs of a Douchebag (2007) - by John Box American MaleWhore in Tokyo (2014) - by Rowen Boozewell with John Box as main character The Stars' Fault (2016) - by John Box Negotiations with God (2018) - by R.W. Sowrider with Rowen as main character