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They had comboays and aliens; now thy have vamps and aliens. And on top of it, Aloysius van der Merwe just doesn't like type O negative. He would so much rather have carrot juice. Put that together with the ugly aliens that have arrived in town, plus his new girl, and you have a story...Pages of Aloysius van der Merwe Turns his First Girl :