When Gods Awaken

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The beginning is a good place to go wrong, some say, but there’s a certain deity who omnipotently disagrees. Forget all you thought you knew about the first moments of existence, and prepare to have your beliefs played with, tickled, spanked, stretched across spacetime and shattered into so many irrelevant motes of stardust. Travel back to before creation itself, and witness what happens… When Gods Awaken.
This definitive edition of When Gods Awaken is chock-full with bonus material, but remember:
Be not desirous of his dainties, for they are deceitful meat…
When Gods Awaken: A Biblical Collection of Cosmic Proportions includes the following: When Gods Awaken, (His First Avowed Intent) To Wear His Codpiece, Never Judge An Eglon By His Blubber, Preserved Remains of ‘First Man’ Discovered, Like A Deity Scorned, To Onan Is Human, Deuteronomy 22 Commandments Explained/Rewritten, Lock Up Your Daughters, Gods of Extinction
**About the Author
Scott Kaelen writes in the genres of epic fantasy, science fiction, horror, humour, spec-fic, contemporary fiction, poetry and non-fiction. His short stories include the dystopian urban sci-fi Moses Garrett and the apocalyptic horror The Lingering Remains. His current projects include a novel entitled The Blighted City – the first major release in the epic fantasy Verragos Tapestry series – and his second collection of poetry. As well as the pen, he is also modestly adept with the pencil; his work includes character concepts and sketches of famous personalities. His interests are all things sci-fi, fantasy and horror, as well as etymology, psychology, deep Earth history, palaeontology, geology, cosmology and computer RPGs. He’s also an ex-flosculator.